Hi there wagecuck, today is almost over and just in four more

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>>36196292
I just quit my job a few hours ago because of these threads. I'm gonna try out the Neet lifestyle for a while

>>36196460
kudos to you anon, may your journey on the neet path be both enjoyable and fruitful

Jokes on you NEET. I get good Friday off this week, making it a three day weekend.

>>36196858
neetcucks BOFTO

>>36196460
>letting 4chan influence your life decisions
This is bait

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>>36196292
>Not working from home
Sorry neetcucks, you lose yet again

My days of wagecucking are over. I got approved for food stamps this morning and I have an SSI appointment in 2 weeks.

Living in my car, showering at my uni, gonna live off the man for as long as possible.

>>36196460
>quitting a job because a neckbeard virgin with no friends on 4chan recommended it

You just ruined whatever life you had left lol

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>>36196292
>I work hard (he works hard) every single day of my life
>I work till I ache in my bones.
>At the end (at the end) of the day I take home all my hard earned pay all on my own...
What a dismal existence.

>>36196292
Go tell that to your parents upstairs, dumb neet

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How was your day my fellow NEETs?
Mine:
>get up at 10:00
>watch television, drink coffee, eat breakfast, and browse the news until 11:30
>take my dog for a nice long walk on this warm sunny day
>make myself a nice hot turkey sandwich for lunch around 12:30
>eat it outside on my back deck while reading Crime and Punishment
>Around 2:00 do some chores around the house
>go out and pick up my little bro from school around 3:00
>when I get back, play vidya for a bit
>go for a run around 5:00
>have a nice heart dinner afterwards
>take an enjoyable night shower
>play a bit more vidya
All-in-all, pretty nice day so far. I feel bad for the wagies who couldn't enjoy the nice warm weather today

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>>36198731
>go to bed at 8 am
>dumb normie thunder woke me up at 9:30
>manage to fall back to sleep and wake up a few hours later
>play some vidya, eat and watch TV later
>reply to this thread
Good day so far, though I feel tired already.

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>>36198731
I cant call myself a full on neet, because i have a job on the weekend.

>be me
>wake up sweating at 3pm because its so hot
>drink a rockstar energy drink because im groggy from sleeping 12 hours
>watch youtube "lets play" videos because i cant afford vidya
>say hi to my dad as he gets home from work
>at about 5:30 go to vape store for a new atomizer
>back to youtube
>youtube until 2pm
>go on bike ride for 2 hours
>4am drink beer and vodka by myself in my room

>>36197491
being Self employed is neet territory you newfag

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>>36196292
>Hi there
hey, hello, hi there

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>>36199966
Guess again buddy boy

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>>36199966
Sure thing neetfag, at least I don't have to ask my mom for tendies and choccy milk

>>36197439
Mmm I wouldn't buy the pig while it's still in the bag with that one
Being 19 and wagecucking was brutal seeing these threads the first time

>>36200194
So where exactly do salaried office jobs land?
There's no such thing as being forced to work a "double shift" in an office, and if you're not working for some shit company you can come and go as you please, provided you meet your agreed upon hours

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>>36196292
we have to pucker more

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>>36200664
Salaried employees are some of the worst wagecucks of all. Even Google can help you find stories of people being asked to stay long and/or extra hours for no additional pay

>>36196292
Whats wrong NEET? Still looking for purpose?

>>36200752
And those people are idiots if they did. My employment involved a contract stating the number of hours I would provide them with. They literally can't demand I work more than that or I can sue them

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>>36200766
>"purpose"
Behold the feeble mind of a wagey. Truly sad.

>>36200703
tell me about the neet
why is he so smug?

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>>36200781
Will that's good you can stick to your 2000 hours of slavery per year max. Kudos, friend

>>36200852
that's funny, all the neets on this board are virgins who watch anime instead of what's depicted on the left side

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>>36201434
And how would you possibly know that? Could it be that shekelstein told you this to keep you working and you fell for it??

I suppose if you were intelligent enough to even fathom the wonders of a free life unencumbered by obligation, you would not a semi-willing slave

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>>36201434
I pity you a great deal and hope that you accomplish your goal of living free and easy when you retire at age 70

>>36198731
Who made you televison?
Who made the coffee beans in your coffee?
Who sluaghtered that turkey for you to eat?
Who made your house?
Who made your car?
Who made your precious video games?
>all wage cuks
>do something productive you fucking neet

>>36201638
lol I love how the NEET slowly transforms into an aryan prince

>>36196292
I don't know how you neets don't get burnt out on Vidya/TV. I only have about 3 hours for Vidya/tv time a day but never play for more than 1.5

How do I become a NEET?
I don't think my dad would ever let me live with them, and I don't have any mental or physical disabilities.

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>>36201661
Slaves. And you'll keep making things and forking over the neetbux until we sat stop

>>36201961
Try to get a hold of some benzos (easy to get a xanax prescription from your family doctor) and take a lot of them. Then stop cold turkey and you hopefully will initiate a tonic-clonic seizure. Go to the hospital, get this documented, downplay your benzo experience even though they will test you.

Do this again and initiate a second tonic-clonic seizure a couple weeks later. Go to the hospital, get it documented. You now have a lifelong epilepsy diagnosis.

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>>36201961
Most mental illnesses are varifiable by just your articulating the symptoms verbally. Best way is to develop one in basic training. Get kicked out with close to 3k per month in military neetbux

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>>36202015
Judging from that picture, you must be completely deluded.

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>>36202239
You sound a little jealous.

>>36198089
lol

originil sarcasam

>>36202076
3k per month?
What fucking military are you in?

>>36196292
Where do neets get their money from if they don't work?

>>36202858
Im not. Nobody told me this like I'm telling you but air force is the highest paying and pays this 2800 or so per month even for people who only did basic and are honorably discharged with a mental illness developed "in the service"