> "Why can't I have a gf"
> Suddenly appears a fembot
> "FUCK YOU ROASTIE XD"
Seriously, kys idiots
Online roasty can't be my gf, and most of "fembots" are normies. You miss the point brainlet.
There is a difference between a Slut with STDS and a girl you can love,respect and care about.
But they don't exist that's why 2D is better
>>36237934
>girls ruining my last bastion of enjoyment by begging for attention even here
fuck off rosbeef
I must get something off my chest r9k.
>be me
>have extreme social anxiety
>never go out with friends
>parents are dissapoint
>people at school always asked me if i want to hang out with them
>always made up something untill one day i hear my mother talk to my dad of how much of a loser i am
>a guy asks me to go to a party
>agree
>during the whole party i had a feeling of extreme dread, tried to sort of chanell it by making jokes
>people actually like them
>party is over, worst 5 hours of my life
>now people start to invite me to all sorts of stuff
>i will most certainly sperg out during at least one of them
>like accidentaly make a racist joke/statement(i browse /pol)
Wat do?
>>36237914
the best way to overcome your social anxiety is to go headfirst into each situation and try, you'll fuck up but you get better at it bro, nobody's perfect
>>36237914
>people at school always asked me if i want to hang out with them
Fucking normie get off my board
>get invited to party
You don't know how lucky you are anon.
i want aya
i want aya i want aya its not fair
>>36237899
Aya doesnt want you
>>36238047
i want aya to be my friend
its not fair i want them to be my friend
>>36238087
Stop skelevaxel/skelevaxul
What's the most sadistic thing you've done?
>have fiancee for two years
>find out she's a whore and break up
>decide to see how much of a whore she really is
>catfish account on kik, refuse to take any live pic
>holyshitshesbuyingit
>agree to do cam show for 5 dollars a minute,
Now we wait, does she take the money and run? Or does she go through with it for the chance of consistent financial gain? Will post updates
That doesn't sound that sadistic.
It mostly sounds like you're fucked up about your fiance having been a whore so now you're making convoluted excuses to interact with her.
>>36237895
I lied about being molested by a family friend, I don't know why I did it, his life was obviously destroyed, lost all his friends, his job, etc.
>>36237942
>made her admit she'd fuck a dog for money
>is paying her 35 to drink her own piss
>Scott
They're always such kiss-ass cunts
>Tyler
Honestly, have you ever met a Tyler who wasn't a complete fag?
>inb4 Brad or Chad
those are a given
Austin's always a little faggot
>>36237802
>Alex
They're always self-absorbed pieces of shit
>Hunter
White trash
>Matt
Weirdos and creeps
>>36237802
>Sam
That's my name.
Anyone else feel genuinely bad for how girls age?
I mean I don't like getting older as a guy either but at least I can still reach by most attractive for quite a few years still, but with 95% of girls they have already peaked by the time they are 20
Must be really depressing knowing there is literally nothing they can do to stop it from happening, girls just seem to naturally lose facial fat or something that gives them away as being older. Must feel like being a manlet or something
And knowing their looks are only going to drop more and more for the rest of their life
To be honest there are worse things being a woman but that was in past history
>>36237708
No, why should I feel bad for biology? It's like when effeminate guys tell me being a guy is so easy because, like, we don't get periods bro!
I don't control biology on a grand scale. Women need to realize their looks and therefore their sexual and social appeal is very limited, and they need to take proper steps to secure their own lives. But instead, they try to shame betas into manning up for them when they are 25+ years old.
>A fatty wants to meet up and hook up today
Should I do it? I hate fatties but free pussy is still better than nothing
>>36237687
just do it originally, pussy
>>36237700
We are talking moby dick tier fat pal
If she thicc go hit it from behind bro and only hit it from behind don't ever let her face you
>supposed to be revising for exams
>supposed to be viewing flats to move into
>supposed to be looking for jobs
>end up sleeping in till 1-3pm fucking up sleeping pattern
>need to be up at 9am next day
>will just end up playing vidya all night because unable to sleep till 5-6am
Anyone else have a fucked up sleeping schedule? How can do stay up all night and fix sleeping pattern? I-is it too late for me? Help me bros
bumpignal commenitos
Fucked up my sleeping too lately, that's an epic pain in the ass and can lead to life destroying events - I'm going for a run and if I'm still feeling energetic after I will go for a second run again.
Just exhaust your body, and don't sit in front of pc around 00:00 just make sure your room's dim at that time and lay down, don't think about anything but sleeping - mind will try to get you to revise some things and you will end up struggling to sleep whole night - just erase your thoughts and focus on 1 word. Sleep.
>>36237748
will that work though? would one shitty all nighter just set me back on the right path
>girl says i look like Michaelangelo's David
i don't think this is good, is it?
>>36237622
It's a sexy statue so take it as a compliment
>>36237622
posts pics
>>36237622
Isn't he depicted as having a small penis?
>qt in the picture is asking if she can jerk you off with her smelly feet
Would you let her?
>>36237604
>lolifriends are going to take this board back from the faggot menace
About damn time.
>just recently acquired foot fetish
>artists are all either hit or miss and have no idea what the good ones are
went from not caring about feet to really wanting to huff stinky ones or pop toes in my mouth desu
>>36237631
Good job mate
smelly 2d feet are best feet
If you had to fuck one of these ladies, which one would you choose and why?
left because look at dem titties
I want the woman with the highest solo queue elo.
Left.
>that middle girl
JUST
If you went to the beach, would you take your shirt off?
If not, why?
No
I have horrible acne. My back basically has the complexion of a slice of pizza.
>>36237546
Nope. Fat, pale, stretch marks, dark thin chest hair, manlet.
no, i'm fat, pale and hairy
I reckon i'm 6-12 months off being able to confidently take my shirt off in public. I intend to have laser hair removal after i lose a little more weight.
>tfw 23 and having no job, no money, and no social life is finally starting to really eat away at you
>applied to several places including a temp agency, haven't heard back
i don't wanna be a NEET anymore. summer is coming and i'll probably end up spending the whole thing indoors again
>>36237529
What practical skills do you have?
>inb4 non
Minimal wage at Mac. Sweeping streets.You had 23 years to learn something valuable and you wasted it blaming society.
If you don't like it try apprenticeship. Some skilled labor is really hard to come by and employer may be willing to teach you.
But for obvious reasons don't expect to get payed immediately.
>>36237529
>>36237574
If you're feeling that hopeless try local government work. You can be a loser with no real actionable skills and still succeed there.
>>36237638
Being able to browse 4chan is more than some people working with computers can do.
IQ THREAD
>took real life IQ test and got 124
>have friend with an IQ of 150-something
>a medically mentally disabled person has 70 IQ
>the average person has an IQ of 100
>the difference between a literal retard and a normal person is 30
>you're literally a retard compared to people you talk to 5 days a week
why can't I be smarter? I feel like I'm an animal who deserves to be caged and treated like a beast by smarter folk
both of the below tests give me relatively similar scores to my mensa tested IQ
http://iqtest.dk/ - 40 minute test
http://test.mensa.no/ - 25 minute test
discuss and post results lads
>>36237519
you're not so smart after all
the differences are proportional
so you're saying if someone has an IQ of 1540 and somebody else has an IQ of 1520, they're at the same intelectual difference as someone with 100 to someone who's retarded at 80?
>>36237669
why wouldn't the relationship between IQ and ability tested by IQ be linear?
>>36237693
because its just math
Going from 120 to 150 is a 21% increase in IQ
going from 70 to 100 is a 40% increase in IQ
You guys know about being depressed, help me out. My sister occasionally zones out and her eyes get glassy and distant. She'll just stop and disconnect from everything. Often this leads to crying or laying down and balling up. What are some ways I can make her feel better in these situations?
Me and my parents pulled my sister out of an abusive relationship a few weeks ago. She was in a really bad Stockholm syndrome mindset because of it. Right now she's living with me because I'm a good distance away from her abuser and it looks like things are going well. This means that she'll probably stay with me which I'm happy to let her do. I'm just worried about what's going through her head.
>>36237388
She probably just misses him.
>>36237388
A good dicking
original
>>36237388
you should abuse her
orignina