>girl says i look like Michaelangelo's David i don't

>>36237622
It's a sexy statue so take it as a compliment

>>36237622
posts pics

>>36237622
Isn't he depicted as having a small penis?

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>>36237622
haha yeah haha

>>36237653

Big penises are gross; make you look like a dirty animal. Tell her to fuck a horse if you're too small for her gaping hole.

>>36237622
She was insulting your very small, dainty penis

>>36237684
This, the Ancient Greek had it right, big penises are for barbarians.

>>36237731
I think she meant the face. My penis never made an appearance

>>36237653
Most ancient greek sculptures of men are

>>36237622
>my girl
get out

>says I look like (GOAT)'s (MASTERPIECE)
but then again I heard the comparison to antique statues in the context of small willy, too

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I used to lift and a girl said I was like Adonis.
I quit about 18 months ago and now I'm skinnyfat again.

>>36240053
>I quit
why tho

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>>36237622
LITERALLY THE DEPICTION OF A PERFECT MAN AND YOU THINK IT'S BAD

A GIRL LITERALLY CALLED ME QUASIMODO ONCE

CHAD GET OF MY BOARD

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>>36237622
This means you're a Chad. Goodbye.

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>>36237817
>My penis never made an appearance

>>36237622
at least your face hasn't been likened to a bucket of smashed crabs. Take it as a compliment, dummy.

>>36237677
Uncanny Valley alert!

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>>36237817
>My penis never made an appearance
Fuck anon, that was gold.

>>36237622
Shes saying you look like a jew