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Does Eggman really think he'll make it as a woman? He did get some pretty nice tits though.
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>>36249532
woah eggy is hot now!!!
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>>36249532
Jesus chirst this world needs to burn, or at least the responsibles of its state should burn in the ovens.
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Is that real or face app

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>tfw Hemorrhoid in my anal canal so I can't play with my boipucci anymore
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Just do it anyway

Origanal
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>>36249520
>so I can't play with my boipucci anymore
thats a shame,
am i allowed to play with it instead?
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>>36249520
>>36249536

Fucking disgusting. There is no such thing as a male vagina. Call it what it is: AN ASSHOLE

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i am very lonely but when i meet new people i can't connect with them or talk with them about anything and feel even lonelier. is this like the roastie problem of "it isn't the right kind of guy/ i only want chad". i just want someone i can talk to i want a friend but most people i meet end up just being acquaintances even thou i tried really hard to be friends but they don't want to talk or aren't that interested but just kinda like me ok
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>>36249506
Is it a problem with you or a problem with them?
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>>36249576
i don't know. i think it is me. it is either i can't connect with people or people do not want to connect with me cause i am sperg
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People don't want deep connections and they don't want deep conversations. You won't ever "connect" with anyone. Friendship is just a vehicle for young people to display themselves socially, mostly to find mates. But the goal of finding a mate, or even reproducing and having a child, is also not to have a deep connection there either. So don't get it twisted.

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This is my oneitis. Say something nice about her please.
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>>36249480
Too much face fat
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Too fat

Origg
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>>36249480
>Say something nice about her please.
not as fat as some women

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>Lick em, white boi
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Negroid feet are no good but I still would. They still look soft.
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Yes miss jemima right away miss
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>>36249435
no thanks monkey-woman

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"I don't know you, and I don't care to know you." How do you respond?
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>save
>kill him
>load save
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>>36249347
"y-you too"

fuckorigionality
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>>36249347
TEN
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FUCKING
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YEARS
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRARARGGGGGHHHHHHH

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Jerkin it just ain't the same my nia
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>>36249208
>No sex since August
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>>36249208
yo is that fuckin jontron?
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>>36249208
>I dont even know what sex feels like

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LMAO. THIS GUY IS THE FUNNIEST PERSON TO EVER LIVE.
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>>36249194
classy meme to say the least
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Even his death was funny
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DUDE KILL STACY LMAO

*kills a bunch of nerds and uggos*

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Every race has their 'thing'. People of African descent are gifted at music, athleticism and speaking.
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>speaking
Kekekekekkekek
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African people are good for flinging shit and still living in mud huts in the year 2017
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>>36249301
Kamr to post yhis
Honestly.

does this sound like gifted speaking 2 you? https://clyp.it/ye2qxehc

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What does XKCD think of us?
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>>36249169
>What does XKCD think of us?

he could either:
1) have browsed this place before, and know it's just a pretty normal place on the web to chat
2) think it's a fairly edgy place for young people

probably the latter
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>>36249200

The robot was literally invented by XKCD
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didn't he come up with the idea of the robot?

he would probably be disgusted

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who /honey select/ here? I will never want a gf again
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>>36249162
AA2 and CM3D2 are better desu
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>>36249162
Post card
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>>36249162
What can you do in it? Just fuck them?

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Why don't I have a gf? The photographer said I was a delight to shoot and very aesthetic. I paid $300.00 for these professional photos to use for my tinder and okc accounts but I have yet to get a single match or anything. I think this is a lovely photo and I am proud to say my mother has a framed copy in the living room. What is wrong with me? I think I am photogenic enough, there's a lot going on with this one that should leave girls wanting more, asking "what lurks below the surface of those eyes? What is he thinking about? Could it be me?"

Where did I go wrong?
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You're not good looking. The photographer just said you were aesthetic to make you comfortable for the shoot.
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>>36249120
Haga

Completely original
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Who actually is that?

>taking a coke can sized dump
why does pooping feel so good
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>>36249105
You should try masturbating while shitting. Going somewhere other than a toilet is really exciting too
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>>36249404
>masturbating while shitting
feels horrible
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>take dump
>wipe ass
>flush
>waters start rising ominously before going back down

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If radical feminists sucked all existing porn into an enormous cosmic vagina and made porn illegal to make, share, download, look at, etc., what would you do, robos?
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I dunno. I'll cross that bridge if I get to it.

But I don't think you or they can make me stop masturbating and avoiding women.

There's something wrong with the society feminism wants to build.

Humans aren't meant to pair bond after having different loves.
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>>36248972
I don't watch 3D porn so it's not a problem for me whatsoever

unless you meant including 2D porn, and that really gets into the philosophy of what is porn and what isn't
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National geographic

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>Have a fuck buddy in her early thirties
>I'm early twenties
>Went drinking, started talking to me, started telling me how she is holding back a lot with me

What did she mean?
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>>36248935
She wants to date because she realizes she's hit the wall and is in her fucking thirties... Or she is fucking someone else. Either way, leave this roastie. If you're good looking enough to get a fuck buddy, you will surely be able to get a gf your age.
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>>36249003
Point is, either way, she is using you. She has more to lose than you and you know it.
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>>36248935

Check ur genitals, odds are you have AIDS

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