Why don't I have a gf? The photographer said I was a delight

You're not good looking. The photographer just said you were aesthetic to make you comfortable for the shoot.

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>>36249120
Haga

Completely original

Who actually is that?

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>>36249183
What do you mean I'm not good looking?

>>36249183
This I'm sorry but you're ugly. The photographer is a lair.

>>36249120
>The photographer said I was a delight to shoot and very aesthetic
>I paid $300.00 for these professional photos

Buzzcut, please.

I actually advice 99% of this board to buzz their hair. It works for most people. Hair like yours just looks awful, and I'm guessing the majority of this boards is.

It's 'free', makes you look better, and you dont have to pay to awkwardly talk to someone while they cut your hair.

Then look to clearing up your skin-- /r/skincareaddiction is a great place to start. Jump down their rabbit whole until you find someone similar with your issues/'self-diagnose' and go from there.

THEN you can be judged fairly. These things (hair + skin) can be 'fixed'. Facial structure is mostly genetics, so you can't change that (unless your fat, loose weight. And surgery, but that's another story.)

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Sell me a framed picture. I want this.

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I'll post a few more of my tinder pics to prove to you I am attractive

This ones a candid I took at school with my pals

>>36249338
>redditor says to shave your head
please leave

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This is the pic, other than the professional ones, that I am perhaps most proud of. It says all that can be said about me, in just one glance you know instantly that there is a lot going on in my mind and it will take some work loyalty trust and dedication to dig it out

>>36249120
>>36249343
thx for the new reaction image

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And last but not least we have a photo which of course shows off my social, fun loving side, alerts the girls to several of my mysterious and interesting hobbies and passions, and also shows them that I am a real go getter hence I was able to go to comicon with my family although I love far away I was able to take that flight with my family unlike Kevin from home alone 1&2

>>36249433
in just one glance I know you're a fucking pleb

>>36249501
just fuck the chick in that picture you fucking retard

>>36249374
Austin Powers looking fuck

>>36249264
>>36249501
Ohhhh, now I see. I've gotten fucking fat since 10th grade, son of a bitch no wonder. You can showcase your 10/10 personality all day but girls don't want a piggy porkins laying pipe on them. Too bad I'll never change, I will just have to hold out hope a little longer until the perfect girl comes along (and hopefully I don't swipe left by mistake xD -as if that could ever actually happen because I always swipe right %110 of the time without fail lol-)

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>>36249374
This level of autism should not be humanly possible.

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>>36249374
>mfw everyone in this picture

>>36249526
My MOM!?!?!??!!? No way you sicko although to be fair to your mischievous dirty sense of humor she is more or less the only girl who ever complimented me and I can tell she is sincere when she says how handsome and strong I am

>>36249120
Use a female photographer next time, and ask her to make you look hot?

>>36249671
I don't have any more money

>>36249501
This face looks fine, just get an adult haircut and don't wear glasses in your photos.
Can't hurt to work out either. (Or cover your arms up with a jacket)

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>>36249120
Please tell me this whole thread is bait OP

>>36249677
That's easy, just suck cock.

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wou;d you be there friend /sci/?

>>36249703
Ugh? I'm not GAYY

>>36249702
No I just thought you guys would support me and tell me it's the girls fault not mine, I know how you hate women but everyone here is just making me feel bad and I want to scrape my face off with a cheese grater. Lol.

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>>36249120

>used 2 pics from snapchat
>1 week later
>over 80 matches on tinder, 40 something conversations on okc, 20 on pof and i just started that today

I also have a second date with a qt tomorrow. Going to her house to drink, play vidya and watch movies.

You're wasting your money anon.

>>36249767
It's not gay, you're being paid. Gay for pay.

>>36249602
Thicc who is cock sock?

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>>36249120
hahah yes I understand you I am also a very aestehetic but the girl I am out with at prom said no to doing some kisisng later? I ask her to do some kissing later but she acted like I said something bad? wtf is wrong with women really

>>36249120
It's a 'OP posts pictures of a guy he doesnt like' thread

>>36249771
Yes but you have a sub par android phone you handsome prepaid no contract boost mobile stud you

>people actually falling for this shit bait
I can understand ironic replies but are you idiots really dense enough to think this is legitimate?

>>36249806
It's also a 'robots hate on the guy in the pics even though they claim to hate bullies and normies' thread

>>36249120
Do you play guitar, OP?

You look like a nice guy, and you should develop a skill or talent or passion where you can attract some nice good-hearted women who see you for your personality

>>36249602
Fuck, just from the face alone you can tell she is fucking huge.

>>36249338
>jump down the rabbit whole
>loose weight
good advice, anon

>>36249877
My only talent is anime. My personality is entirely the different types of media that I consume, be it The Walking Dead, naruto (and lately attack on titan amirite), marvel films, or Destiny 2 (video game). If that's not good enough for a girl, I don't know what is

>>36249932
You are Aspergers

>>36249655
Your mom is pretty cute. Can I have her number?

>>36249840
oshit

>even though they claim to hate bullies

>>36249968
There's nothing wrong with having aspergers

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>>36249932
haha I'm just the same my friend but this lovely women wouldn't want to come home to my bedroom to see my deadpool figurines

>>36249840
Making fun of weirdo spergs is way better than hating normies besides OP is obv faking it and this kid is just a normie cunt pseud so who the fuck cares

>>36249120
You could look better if you tried.
Take care of the acne
lower your bodyfat percentage so that your jaw is more separate from your neck
cut your hair or wear it back, long bangs don't suit you but shorter bangs might.

>>36249989
I think that there are two kinds of people: Ones that were beaten as children, and ones who weren't. Getting beaten the shit out of you on a regular basis just gives you a mindset where you don't give a flying fuck about anything, let alone the feelings of someone being hurt. At least it's not someone three times your size screaming at you and throwing you across the room.

>>36250006
Then why are you here?

Orgina

>>36249120
You should had paid a proestute 300$ OP. The fuck is wrong with you?

>>36249771
Why is every girls' Tindr, Facebook, Insta DP always one of 5 different variations of camera angle/face they make?

Dude I actually thought you have downs

>>36249501
Thank you hungry skellie of r9k, you have inspired me to stop skipping gym days. those fucking arms.

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Nice try, my dude

Go back to the '80s, Gabe.

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>>36249338
>reddit
>rabbit whole
>buzzcut looks good

>>36249120
You look like michael moore

This post is bait right? If not get a fucking haircut dude, Jesus I think my grandfather had that cut when he was in high school.

>>36251279
I've been growing it out, short haired days of being a nerd and not being myself are over. Girls (and ladies) love long hair and bangs are the most "bang"able thing they can find in a man