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>go outside for the first time in 2 months to get my haircut instead of doing it myself
>go to the sports clips
>forget to sign my name in to be called
>sit awkwardly for an hour while other people keep getting called
>hairdresser notices me and asks "honey, is that your father (man getting his hair cut) or are you waiting?" (I'm 22)
>mumble "yeah i need my hair to be cut, dont mind waiting"
>she takes me back
>say the weather is nice for a 2 sentence conversation and sit in silence staring at myself in the mirror for 20 minutes
>hairdresser asks me if i want the shoulder and neck massage
>"Do you use your own hands"?
>"Uhh... no..."
>shows me the vibrating thing they use
>say no thanks, which makes it even weirder
>get up to pay, 10 or so coins fall to the ground and fly everywhere out of my guacamole stained pants
>tip 5 dollars and leave to my car
>actually think I look decent, about 6 pm, drive home
>take a shower and put on a wrinkly dress shirt and a suit coat with my jeans to walk around the neighborhood to try to talk to people
>walking around, see two 5/10 girls my age (one chubby, one butterface) on their phones talking to each other walking past me
>smile and say "hey hows it going"
>they look at me for a few seconds in dead silence and walk by
>mutter "god fucking damnit what did i do wrong"
>apparently it was loud enough for them to hear and they start laughing
>sprint home which is about 2 minutes away
>get in my car, its dark now with my high beams on
>drive around looking for them
>turn the corner next to them
>as they begin to look in the window i slam on the gas going very fast by them up the hill, scared they saw it was me
>go out of the neighborhood to the gym parking lot and sit there for 5 minutes
>drive home using the other road in the neighborhood home so they dont see me again
What the fuck is wrong with women? I was well dressed and groomed and all I did was say hello to AVERAGE women, but i get just straight up ignored.
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they must've been autistic
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>>36268632
i don't know how common it is to greet random people on the street where you live but maybe they where just taken aback
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>Sports Clips
>wrinkly dress shirt
>sports coat with jeans
>mumbler
I can smell the desperation from my screen.
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what do you do to comfort yourself when alone and sad?
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>>36268595
Think about a happy life with my oneitis.
gas station
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cry myself to sleep which inb4 faggot but its the only way i can """"make it go away""""
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>>36268595
I wait it out honestly. You could try lifting, if you don't have weights I'd load some containers and lift those. Like a tote full of stuff and whatnot.
I also have a lot of games I bought myself when I had a job but they don't make me happy, they just pass time.
The only way I make myself genuinely happy anymore is thinking about my own suicide. I just start smiling and enjoying the thought of my demise. I think my last day alive will be my happiest.
Good luck OP, remember you're loved.
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>be me in adult class
>19 years old, practically a kid in an adult world
>makes a clever well timed joke while being careful about my speech impediment
>everyone starts going hysterical
>LITERALLY everyone
>thinks that I might've fucked up even though I tried not to
I just want to be cool
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>>36268533
what?
what's the problem Anon.
U made everyone laugh didn't u
U legend?
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>>36269440
when I put the effort in making others happy, I can find the words right.
but even Robin Williams was funny, god knows what he thought of himself.
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>>36271002
Robin Williams probably didn't think much of himself at all.
Not in a negative light, but rather he wasn't one to center his worldview around his own egoism.
After all, who can have a good time when they're taking themselves too seriously?
Is Albert Camus` "The Stranger" the book robots can relate to? Im sure many here have read it, being more "indoor" type of people.
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Anything by Fyodor Dostoyevsky my man
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>>36268515
camus was a hack
oreganolisoeloapsolemialope
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>>36268548
Specifically Notes From The Underground
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>women only care about loo-
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Hes either rich or has a 10 inch cervix collapser
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>>36268454
>This one lady settled for an ugly little shit so surely you can get anyone you want
>Just be yourself XD
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>finding the exception that proves the rule
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Hey R9K, let's compare our dicks.
Here's mine:
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It only measures in full inches, and I'm 7.5', so I selected both 7' and 8'.
Not too shabby, I think. I quite like my dick. I wish I had the opportunity to use it on a girl.
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May I have a sauce on that image, OP?
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http://dickcode.creativerobot.co/?c=p1_40408204-42112211-814
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>>36269445
bumporigionelidontspeakenglish
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Girls with feminine penis are so much cuter that girls.
Prove me wrong.
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Girl with feminine penis here. You are fucking wrong.
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>>36268394
Be my gf with feminine penis!!
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>>36268381
*Men with feminine penis are disgusting faggots who should kys
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/suicidegeneral/
Thoughts, feelings on the subject?
Have you thought about it before?
What's stopping you?
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>>36268328
I'm ok with it.
Tried it once.
I don't know anymore. I do want to die.
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>>36268396
theres a base will to live
i think suicide takes a high level of thought
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I think about it alot, but im very unsure about how serious those feelings are.. one day it will be more than that.. i think.
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Has a video game ever made you feel feels?
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Yes after Red XIII found out the truth about his father.
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>>36268292Walking Pleb made me cry a little.
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>>36268292
the future in chrono trigger was a bummer
I just want to disappear, I'm tired of having a presence. Even on the internet, it sickens me that I have made a small mark, and that I can exist. Deleting all social media, accounts, and not posting on 4chan is futile, for it will always exist in some way. I hate that I exist, there seems to be no way to completely remove myself, even in death/suicide I'll make an influence somehow.
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>>36268250
fuck, i hate this feel
i always worry about people recognizing me anywhere, i hate attention of any kind
i just wish i never existed. i don't want to be cared about.
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I'm postin in ur thread
makin a mark
he he he
every post of this thread increases impact of each other post
he he he
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>>36268250
>>36268326
I like my existence but same feels regarding vanishing. idiots who talk about their legacy and how it's so important make me chuckle slightly. I have this feeling and it is an emotional need, so who's going so not fulfilling it would be wrong
being invisible would be so nice and comfy
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>tfw listen to the same music on repeat
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>>36268228
Pinkerton is a great album to listen to 3-4 months straight
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Off topic but
Why do ppl think Pinkerton is a robot album
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>>36269329
because he's just moaning about yellow fever
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>You are at the grocery store
>"Ey you know where the magnums are at?"
How do you respond?
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>>36268103
Yes i do
*unzips pants*
*removes underwear*
*use 8 inch BBC to point to where the magnums are*
there you go m'lady
*puts pants back on*
Leaves
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>>36268103
no, sorry
if there are other people who can't find the condoms, there's nothing wrong with admitting you don't know where they are
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>tfw too big for regular condoms and too small for magniums
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What tactics do you guys use to bait certain boards?
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>>36268092
anything /pol/ like on the comic cartoon board is a laugh
pol is even easier, ironic because i browse it everyday
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>>36268141
>He doesn't think SU Is the best animated show on earth
reeEEEEEEEEEEE
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I like to go to /a/ and post a thread saying I just watched Cowboy Bebop for the first time and it's the best anime of all time. Both the moe fags and the tryhards get extremely butthurt about it. Usually hits about 100 posts until a mod gets so triggered he just deletes the thread.
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Apparently Shia has friends in Hollywood doing paid astoturfing against /r9k/
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>left wing activisim is now going on obscure boards and harassing male virgins
really made me think
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This is how famous, rich celebrities, with lives they're really very, very happy with, spend their time.
Fucking virgin LOSAHS
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>>36268083
>50$ a day, lol I dont get out of bed for less than 100$
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here's the comfy
dont just post landscape , post whatever make you feel comfy
and talk about comfy memories
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Stoked to see how this thread turns out by the end of the day when I get to sit back down with my tea and 80% dark chocolate.
Beginning my spam of comfort.
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sorry reversed . hope its better now
je suis original
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>>36268099
>tfw you can't fix what you'v broke
sorry don't bulli plz