>You are at the grocery store >"Ey you know where

>>36268103
Yes i do
*unzips pants*
*removes underwear*
*use 8 inch BBC to point to where the magnums are*
there you go m'lady
*puts pants back on*
Leaves

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>>36268103
no, sorry
if there are other people who can't find the condoms, there's nothing wrong with admitting you don't know where they are

>tfw too big for regular condoms and too small for magniums

>>36268103

Magnum is an ice cream in Europe

>>36268103
>fall silent
>so intimidated I start to squirm
>uncontrollably urinate in my cucky cage
>urine soaks into my panties and flows down my shaved legs
>pools on the floor and I blush
>hurry away feeling a hard clench as my butt clamps down around my plug
>hold down my skirt as I run so no one sees my clitty
>hear a faint "tssk" sound from the black angel I left behind me
;__;

>>36268103
Oh baby, i don't think they sell them here. I got some in my car if you wanna use them.

>YOU MEAN THIS MAGNUM
>Pull a magnum revolver out my trousers
>Proceed to shoot it in the head
>Psh, nothin personal nig

>>36268103
>In the freezer next to you with all the other ice cream you dumb nig

>>36268103
Nope.The Pope use to say not to use them.

>>36268103
h-here...
*points where the magnums are at*

>>36268103
that isn't a grocery store

that's a walgreens

>>36268564
Only correct answer
Origger

>implying black girls care if you use a condom

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>>36268103
M-maybe you can be my magnum tonight

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>>36268590
Forgot pic


Fhycyfzutvfuxyixfuc

>>36268564
best post ITT originally

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>>36268325

discat

>>36268422
It is here too

Prignla

>>36268422
this
I didn't know what the heck is going on here until I saw this post
>>36268408

>Walmart has 357 and 44, nothing else though

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>Ayoooooooooooooo you call that a dick?

>>36268103
>That contrast of the dark skin and white nail polish on her feet

what I would pay to be able to rub the head of my dick between those toes

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>>36269855
this

Dark black on white is god tier

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>>36268103
>got some right here in my wallet