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Does anybody in New Zealand like anime and want to be my friend?

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Give me orders to do sexual things to my body and I will do them, real girl here.

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robotics, choir, "asian culture", quiz bowl, whatever it was most robots were probably in a club of some kind during high school. post stories from the part of your life where you kind of had friends sort of.

>member of the Asian Culture Club during sophomore year
>an excuse to watch anime at school
>around Christmas Vice President chan plans an anime party at her house
>don't wanna go but I'm the Secretary
>get to the house, trash and ash trays on the front porch
>walk inside, club president san glomps me
>house is dirty as fuck, over whelming smell of cat piss occupies the whole place
>vp chan's thicc sister and crackhead mom are both wearing seifuku
>anime characters on printer paper taped to the walls everywhere
>theres a snack table with off brand doritos, a punch bowl, and a pile of promotional Burger Kind cups
>it seriously smells terrible
>we start watching Clannad
>sister chan is quoting the episodes in broken Japanese, mom does too occasionally
>at one point a cat that looks like it's dying walks past
>club president san puts on Whisper of the Heart
>it makes everyone cry, except for the resident fedora who complained about the movie until his mom picked him up
>after the movie, vp chan and her family do the fucking hare hare yukai as finale/thanks for coming
>walk home with the fat ginger chick who had a crush on me but never told me

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Share your stories.
You didn't pull a Forest Gump now did you?

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ITT: We post comfy images

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>one shot at life
>born a ginger male

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>I see that a lot of /r9k/ is for slut shaming but isn t normalizing slutty women gonna make getting laid easier

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Went to a party tonight. I wasn't gonna go, but I sort of promised I would so I ended up going.

Anyways, it was a total fucking taco fest. I was literally alone with a bunch of hot drunk chicks for over an hour.

Being a friendless, autistic virgin I was sort of out of my element. So at the first whiff of a room full of pussy I did the only thing I could and drank as much whiskey as I possibly could hoping liquid courage would help to get me through it.

Somehow I ended up talking to one of these chicks for a couple of hours about fuckings cats of all things. I don't know if the stars aligned this night, if it was my Hawaiian shirt, if I impressed her with my knowledge of pussy, or if this chick was really fucking wasted. But somehow she asked for my facebook. I told her I closed it because I got sick of all the farmville requests (but truthfully I closed it because I didn't have any fucking friends). But this chick was persistent and got me to give her my number and told me to call her and take her out to dinner.

I don't know what to do at this point. I've never gotten this far with a women before and I don't want to fuck this up. Honestly she was a 6/10, but really slutty. If I could lose my virginity to her I'd do it in a heartbeat.

What the fuck should I do? I don't think I'd have a chance with her if either of us was sober.

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Why do your parents support your NEET lifestyle?

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>Forced into this world as a cock-hungry homo
>Disregard the 50% of the population that are female. Disgusting.
>Disregard the 98.5% of guys that are straight and won't look at me
>Disregard the 49% of men that are overweight or obese
>Disregard the 74% of people who aren't kinky enough to want to tie me up and keep my penis caged
>Disregard anyone under 6/10. Let's say that distribution is even.

>0.049%

>Consider only the 3,000 people in the vicinity of my town
>There is only 1 and a half people I could love

>He probably wouldn't love me back

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>12yo neighbor at my home again (my mom often babysits)
>she likes to play video games with me
>I can see at the corner of my eye she likes to look at me
>one day she can't resist and makes physical contact with me; her hand is stroking my arm
>say "I can't concentrate please stop doing that"
>she takes off her top and says "what about now?"
>tfw she is barechested and even though I have never had a gf, depressingly lonely and am double her age I quickly get her jacket and cover her
>she clings onto me and tries to kiss me
>I push her back and she falls knocking her head
>her mom is back from work at this point and rushes into room and sees her crying with no top on
>get a death stare and made to feel like it was my fault
>she says he tried to kiss me and take my clothes off in an act if spiteful revenge
>her mom says "this won't be the end of this matter" and storms out
>tfw probably have to go to jail soon for defending and protecting her daughter

Did I do the right thing? In a perfect world, she probably would've grown up and made a nice gf but I have to follow the normie morals in cases like this. Why does life have to be so messed up?

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Tell me what you see, anon. It's OK to be honest.

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Is cystic acne proof that God doesn't exist?

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>tfw no summer babe gf

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Awkward stories you personally had.

>17
>Go to the dermatologist to see if I have a skin problem with my mom
>The dermatologist thinks we should look at my skin under a blacklight
>She turns off the lights and both her and my mom are standing over my body on a table
>Instantly I notice there are odd smudge marks all over my arms
>She says "Hm anon, it seems you've been painting."
>what's she talking about....
>Realize I've been masturbating for days and haven't showered
>Both the doctor and my mom are still over my body starring at my cum covered arms and hands

My mom still hasn't brought it up to this day.