Went to a party tonight. I wasn't gonna go, but I sort of promised I would so I ended up going.
Anyways, it was a total fucking taco fest. I was literally alone with a bunch of hot drunk chicks for over an hour.
Being a friendless, autistic virgin I was sort of out of my element. So at the first whiff of a room full of pussy I did the only thing I could and drank as much whiskey as I possibly could hoping liquid courage would help to get me through it.
Somehow I ended up talking to one of these chicks for a couple of hours about fuckings cats of all things. I don't know if the stars aligned this night, if it was my Hawaiian shirt, if I impressed her with my knowledge of pussy, or if this chick was really fucking wasted. But somehow she asked for my facebook. I told her I closed it because I got sick of all the farmville requests (but truthfully I closed it because I didn't have any fucking friends). But this chick was persistent and got me to give her my number and told me to call her and take her out to dinner.
I don't know what to do at this point. I've never gotten this far with a women before and I don't want to fuck this up. Honestly she was a 6/10, but really slutty. If I could lose my virginity to her I'd do it in a heartbeat.
What the fuck should I do? I don't think I'd have a chance with her if either of us was sober.
how about you go an take her to dinner? like she asked you to? its not rocket science op
>>36307127
I'm new at this, what do you figure she'd like? Would it be cringey if I took her somewhere classy on a first date?
Why the fuck would you ask r9k for advice with women?
She'll sober up and never reply to your texts.
Honestly you didn't even kiss her. She probably thinks you're gay at this point.
>>36307291
Your the only ones that understand
>>36307263
Talk with her? Can't you both figure out a place you both like?
>>36307263
yes.
take her to a local burger joint. or if you know a cool alley way bar take her there. buy the first drink. don't buy her food. have a drink beforehand to calm your nerves and loosen up. go one for one with her. ask more questions than talking if you feel uncomfortable leading the conversation. don't swear unless she does. hug her when you meet her to set the tone. ummm. that's probably about it.
godspeed dude, you've got this.
>>36307354
Also she gave me a wet whillie, what do you think she meant by this?
>>36307430
she wants to fill your asshole with her hermaphrodite cock