Awkward stories you personally had.
>17
>Go to the dermatologist to see if I have a skin problem with my mom
>The dermatologist thinks we should look at my skin under a blacklight
>She turns off the lights and both her and my mom are standing over my body on a table
>Instantly I notice there are odd smudge marks all over my arms
>She says "Hm anon, it seems you've been painting."
>what's she talking about....
>Realize I've been masturbating for days and haven't showered
>Both the doctor and my mom are still over my body starring at my cum covered arms and hands
My mom still hasn't brought it up to this day.
>>36306706
Why wouldn't you shower before being examined by a dermatologist, and why was your mom in the room? I call shenanigans
>>36306775
This really did happen.
I don't know why but I didn't think they would use a black light on my skin. I was there because of my weird pointer finger fingernail. While I was there they also did x-rays and they couldn't figure out what was wrong with it.
If there are any doctors reading this tell me what the fuck is wrong with my nail. It's soft and all cracked and has been for years.
>>36306775
And my mom was there because she drove me to the dermatologist and came into the room with me.
>>36306932
Look like a nailbiter or a fungus. Fungus seems likely since you don't fucking shower you disgusting trash man.
>>36307013
They thought it was a fungus but weren't sure. I don't bite my nails, and I showered 5 hours ago.