>tfw no hiking partner bf
these threads every few hours
>>36355591
just go by yourself
>tfw no hiki panter gf
What does it mean if I keep mastrbating to FF7 hentai? Just busted a nut to one called Tifa W Cup. And the other night I busted a nut to one where Tifa convinces Aerith to be a cock slut
Wasted get. What is this degeneracy
>>36355555
I'll probably be fapping to Chun-li and Tifa hentai when I'm 60.
>>36355576
fuck off newfag, this is a great get
>>36355576
Go back to /b/.
>inb4 muh board culture
What sort of guy do you want your boyfriend to be?
a cute female girl who's not fat
>>36355498
Tall, gentle, kind. That's about it.
>>36355498
A cute curvy girl(female)
What's a cool skill that a NEET can learn to impress people?
Preferably something that doesn't require any creativity or talent.
>>36355450
Just learn some basic ass songs on acoustic guitar.
>>36355450
Piano is easy and people like it
Cooking.
You won't get to pro level but that's okay. Most people these days only know how to cook ramen.
I just got diagnosed with invasive melanoma and HIV at the same time when meeting with my doctor.
Even if I survive on meds the rest of my life for the HIV, the melanoma has already spread to my lymph nodes and possibly organs.
God doesn't exist. My entire life has been a horrible existence. Fuck all the normies who come here to LARP and pretend to be robots.
I've never even had sex so we have no idea how the fuck I got HIV too. I'm going to die a pathetic virgin from HIV and melanoma. What a fucking joke of a life.
I can't comprehend this fucking shit.
>never have sex
>get HIV
>stay inside on the computer all my life
>get advanced melanoma skin cancer
Fuck this gay earth
Isthissumbait?
>>36355488
No, according to my runescape clan mates this is just what happens to a 'ginger faggot' like me.
>>36355435
It'll all be alright dude. You don't know what the future hold's.
I think you should try and relax. Everything is going to be fine.
Sent away another job application today
how are you all doing today?
I am doing terrible. I wish i could destroy this world.
>>36355630
why do youy wanna do that?
>>36355671
I want everyone to have absolutely nothing.
What is the best one liner to say after kicking someone in the nards ?
NERD
origatoli
>I-it's just been r-revoked...!
>>36355413
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d696t3yALAY
>watch Starship Troopers
>ywn be a young chad with an adorable gf
>ywn live in a glorious fascist english-speaking world order which only values the individual based on their utility to mankind
>ywn live in a heavily militarized civilization
cool movie though
>>36355402
i cant seem to find a decent link to any of the sequels so i cant watch them...
>>36355606
I keep hearing they're not worth watching. Obviously I'd like more, but I know it's not going to be the same
>>36355606
>>36355696
Do not watch the second one, it is the shittiest thing I've ever seen. the animated one was cool tho
>fall for the alcohol meme
>drank 1 and a bit bottle of cheap vodka
>woke up in hospital they said they almost had to pump my stomach cause of alcohol poisoning
were they lying or can you really die from that much? I thought hobos drink that every day.
You have to build up a tolerance to alcohol, ya dip. You can't just introduce a large amount of a foreign substance into your body and expect your body to handle it.
Dont drink on an empty stomach.
Pace yourself.
>>36355387
Maybe you're allergic to alcohol? I can't stand the taste of alcohol, it takes everything in me just to down one beer, and I feel barfy immediately afterwards.
Oh sweet release, why do you elude me so?
Please... Grant me death... Undo my shackles
>>36355371
Why don't you just jump off a building or use an exit bag you pussy?
>>36355371
I feel the same way, I'm too much of a chicken to end it all, I wish I'd just fall asleep never to awaken.
If digits we all get to die peacefully in our sleep tonight
>tfw you will never have a cute hikki NEET girlfriend
Why even live?
>>36355325
I'd trade a little bit of cuteness for a little bit of better lifestyle habits. I've been NEET before but even I couldn't stand having garbage in my room.
>>36355325
>not posting best hikikomori
>tfw no cute hikki weeb girlfriend to never finish our backlogs with
I hate this
Anyone else like browsing r9k after they smoke up?
what a waste of a high. why the fuck would anyone do this?
>>36355287
>tfw been smoking all day
>>36355319
That bitch is objectively the WORST girl in that game
How do I calm myself down or at least control my anger better, I know it's shitposting but when someone calls me a nigger I want to fucking kill someone
Just kill someone and end up in a morgue/prison where you belong you stinky fuckin' nigger.
Have you tried not being a fucking nigger?
What is it with you lot and anger management issues?
>>36355280
If someone says that to you IRL, give them a fucking beat down. Don't take that shit from scrawny losers.
Who else/richandhandsomebutnogf/?
It's an odd feel. It's true suffering being a 22 year old KHV. I'm handsome and rich yet girls don't like me. It makes no sense.
I mean if you're open to some experimentation I'd suck your dick.
No homo, of course.
>>36355273
Leave, I hate fags. They are scum.
>>36355231
Is it you, Elliot?!
Let's get some good cunt hate going, pics stories, etc.
Anyone know any good designated forums for this?
> inb4 white knight cucks
> manipulative
> selfish
> lacks initiative
> lacks motivation
> boring
> stupid
Why would anyone want to be around these animals
>>36355255
>white knights
>on /r9k/
This isn't reddit