What's a cool skill that a NEET can learn to impress people?

>>36355450
Just learn some basic ass songs on acoustic guitar.

>>36355450
Piano is easy and people like it

Cooking.

You won't get to pro level but that's okay. Most people these days only know how to cook ramen.

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appropriate anime reaction image postings

makes the panties shoot right offa da rumps like
shwooof pyooo

>>36355539
Frying meat/eggs, preparing rice, and cooking from prepared box meals is still cooking right

playing instruments doesn't require either since it's not a requirement to learn how to create music

>>36355450
making puns about people's name on tind.. wait, no creativity, sorry

>>36355663
I'm not even allowed to use tinder

You need a facebook account

>>36355450
the ability to masturbate to hentai and cum 17 times in a row

Learn Japanese. Just write out some kanji and normies will think you're a wizard.