Handsome and rich but KHV

I mean if you're open to some experimentation I'd suck your dick.
No homo, of course.

>>36355273
Leave, I hate fags. They are scum.

>>36355231
Is it you, Elliot?!

>>36355305
Are you actually implying that you can't get your dick sucked by a guy without being gay?

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>>36355369
Yes, but my name is not Elliot. I'm his long lost half brother.

>>36355231
HAHAHAHA this ugly long faced cunt with pimples is back.

>>36355466
>handsome
kek, even if you didn't have that autistic look on your face your face you'd still be a 6/10 at best.

>>36355466
You're average at best.
Get a classic side part haircut and work on not looking autistic.

A decade old entry-level BMW is not "rich"

>>36355595
It's a 2012. It's a nicer car than 99% of people my age.

>>36355595
His mommy bought it for him if that changes anything

>>36355637
As a birthday gift. I bet your mother buys you socks for your birthday.

>>36355537
I have a side part haircut. In That picture my hair was not styled at all because I just got out of my pool.

>>36355369
Tfw feel like you might know this person...

You're not handsome my man, but not ugly either. If you are actually rich too you should have no problem getting laid, learn to control your autism

>>36355622
The E93 is a decade old girly chassis. You're not rich. $10 says it's a 328i.

Ur only 22 relax stop making threads about ur dumbass life, your rich has u say drive a BMW as u say and look like a 5/10 so stop making threads about getting laid, you have everything else, u should be lucky. Some guys here are fucking drug addicts and ur here complaining.

>>36355466
>Handsome
You fucking wish. Keep dreaming, anon.

>>36355622
there's a fine line between autism and ironic autistic shitposting

not sure what this is

>>36355790
It's a 2012 328i convertible. Not that hard to see. It's a nice car for any age. Most people here don't even have cars.

>>36355622
A brand new 328i starts at $33k.
Literally anybody with a job can afford that.

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>>36355823
Show me your face. I guarantee I'm more attractive than you.

>>36355884
Why do you look so angry ugly

>>36355799
junkies don't deserve any type of sympathy, fuck off

>>36355884
Money and looks can't cure autism though, and if you're face fagging on /r9k/ it's no wonder you're a virgin.

>>36355901
I never said they did, fuck em, but a guy who says he's rich and drives a nice car (which he does not) come here and complain is just fuckin annoying

>>36355863
It's a girly slushbox that doesn't even have the M sport package. If you set the bar as low as "most people on here don't even have cars," then any asshole with a Corolla is Bill fucking Gates.

Grats on your boring shitmobile. Let us know when you drive a real 3-series, then you can claim to be rich.

*Buys a used 2011 BMW coupe for 11k* Look at my car guys, I worked hard for it

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>>36355884
just a sketch I did quick

>tfw 8/10 and no gf

>>36355466

You're not Chad but you aren't ugly either anon. Don't let these guys get you down, you're average at least, better off than some.

>>36355939
I live in a 1.5 million dollar house in a gated neighborhood. I have around 170k in my personal savings account and I have never even had a job. I also have a beach home in Costa Rica, and a home on the ocean in NJ. you are jealous of me, poorfag wagie.

>>36355231
Are you that same fag from that /o/ thread last night or just using his pictures?

>>36355973
It's actually a 2012 convertible, and it was 2x that price.

>>36355884
You look scary.

>>36356015
Wow, then you're even more retarded for buying a used 2012 bare-bones E93 328i slushbox. That just shows you're actually clueless.

Also, you have exactly none of those things, faggot. You're poor.

>>36355884
why do you make that face, genuinely asking

>>36355884
Get a nosejob and a dermatologist with your money you bulbous nosef pih-ridden social reject

>>36356050
Hehehe Wagies always in denial. Go back to your poorfag home.

>>36356118
That's ironic coming from someone lying about their wealth on an anonymous internet forum, but can't even do it right.

A rich person wouldn't think a cheap decade old chassis BMW is a rich person's car. It's "I actually work in middle management," at best.

You've proven you're poor.

>>36356176
hes definitely lying about all of this shit.

>>36356176
What if I just like that body style? It was the newest year of the body style I wanted. You're the type of guy to lease cars.

>>36356218
Why is it that wagies and poorfags are always in denial? No matter what. They are like little children. It shows how jealous they are.

>>36355466
those eyebrows are freaking me out, get them done or something

>>36356255
>what if i like the body style

Then you're a fucking girly femtard, and that's no excuse for being wrong about what a rich car actually is.

Just admit it. You're a fucking poorfag who can't even do the 25 seconds of research to know what rich people do.

>>36356218
Fine. You caught me. It's not even my car or me in the picture. You happy now? Fuck you asshole. I had everyone believing me.

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>>36356352
maximum kek, he folded that easy

>>36356352
Why do faggots like this always pretend to be the OP? You're probably underage.

It's always the same style of typing too.

I should be using a trip desu

>>36356404
I am the OP. I've been trolling for keks. This has gone on long enough

>>36355231
you're not attractive and having any amount of money doesn't change that. you look like a sullen child whose a massive faggot.

>>36356404
There. That wagie can't impersonate me anymore. Why are wagies so jealous of me? lololol

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U have what it takes to be a true shitposter , keep it up

https://my.mixtape.moe/leluvj.MP4

>>36356294
I do. I go to a very expensive beauty salon for men. These eyebrows probably cost more than what you pay in rent.

>>36356516
How am I to know this is actually Aryan Chad and not just someone else who was quicker to use a trip?

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>>36355369
>>36355466
>BMW
>rich
>delusions of grandeur
>bet he has shades on

yeah there's no doubt in my mind this'll end the ways of elliot. Question is will you live up to his legacy?

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>>36356940
I have shades, and don't reply to the tripfag guy. He's impersonating me.