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>>39310177
>>sissy white boi walks by
nice fetish shitskin
>>sees my brown willy poke out of my shorts
how is that possible?

>>39310244
>implying anyone, male or female, wants a tiny shitskin cock
aren't you already banging your daddy anyways?

>>39310513
didn't mean to reply to >>39310244
originatilus

>>39310167
Pics? of the cars?

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>>39310167
Bunnyposter!! It's been so long dude! It's good to see you, how are you holding up? Damn son I haven't seen one of these in fucking months!

>>39310167
I want to fuck you.

I want to fuck your rabbit hole.

>he pisses in a toilet
god's are not plebs anon

>>39310171
a bottle pisser would never know the satisfaction i feel right now

>>39310202
>implying I'm a bottle pisser
I only piss on the finest North American Maple trees

>>39310070
Is this a cult or something? Sounds pretty suspicious.

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No but thank you.

Bumps

>>39310070
I have a purpose and that is to bring love and healing to those who seek it from me. I'm good thanks <3

Post proof that you are a chad.

>>39310044
Don't know how I would without giving away personal info, which I'm not about to do here lol

>>39310066
Post picture of your car, and wardrobe with time stamp.

what is your job you stupid faggot

I've been fired from a lot of jobs and always hear that kind of talk before they get rid of me. If they've stopped training you to perform new roles that's another sign.

>>39309930

That's a dude ain't it

U

Yeah. My computer imploded anyway. Not accusing anyone of imploding it here.

your passion coincides with an addiction that a large money spending segment of the population possesses
go, op
be the dealer

>>39309908
You can live your life without a girlfriend but for things like a service business, you're going to need at least one partner. May as well be your wife.

It's not the lack of female contact, because I can pay for that.

It's really just the insomnia from sonic sound weapons testing.

Sorry toots.

>>39309743
Do you donate to them ?

Ya and I buy stuff on the wish list

>Meth

Yeah, you and success are not even in the same neighborhood

I have nothing enlightening to say to you anon.

the brutal jackboot of normie society puts all non hackers in their place.

>>39309726
>Anyone else like this?

Yes.

>How do you explain your stunning failure?
I chose a shitty major in college (political science). I can't seem to find a job that pays me more than near min wage.

Other than that, I guess depression and social anxiety (diagnosed by a medical professional). The social anxiety is worse than the depression. I tremble and sweat in most social situations. This also makes it hard to find a job or find friends. I'm a 29 year old kissless virgin.The depresssion just makes it hard as hell to get anything done. I feel so low energy all the time even though I exercise and stuff.

Luckily I dont have any major drug problems or anything.

Did you end up getting arrested becuase of drugs OP?

>>39309637
Beer? Hey, the liquor store is still open...

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WON'T SHAVE HIS BEARD AGAIN AND HE'S BEGINNING TO SCARE ME

>>39309675
damnit I remembered this way off

just don't fall too far down the organic healthy food hole it's mostly bullshit after what you've already experienced

>>39309567
when did you change your diet

>>39309674
about 3 weeks ago but the effect started straight away

>>39309551
why didn't you move down the row when you saw here?
This is literately your fault, don't blame it on the other girls, faggot

>>39309551
Try introducing yourself to people next time. Even if they're in a group, at their core, they're still a person who doesn't know how to process all the information of an event. Maybe they think you're alone because you're an undercover officer or something; they don't know. There are people at university, both freshman and older, who are there for the first few months trying to reinvent themselves and meet interesting people who they would be open to being friends with. You need to go capitalize on them being open, you can't expect them to always open themselves up to you.

Go there, enjoy yourself, but, at some point, you should take responsibility for what you desire and engage another human in conversation. You might even have sex

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>Come back home after out of state trip for teaching
>Nothing in fridge to eat
>Free dinner/pub crawl sponsored by grad student council
>Go there for free food
>Try to introduce myself to first few people I meet
>"Uhhh, I'm actually this girl's brother"
>"Yeah, no"
>Stand by myself and eat chicken wings
Fucking shit these people weren't even that interesting but they acted like I wasn't worth their time.

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Origenelopie

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Very extremeeeely sad image coming up

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Mental Illness isn't a joke

>i'm a neet
>neets not welcome
>I'm a failed normie

you might as as well say "fembot here"

>>39309432
Night stock clerk

>>39309459
Dont you know how to read. Or do you like to be annoying?

>ruining yet another wojak
Just fuck off already.

>>39309400
hey qt, wanna be my gf

>>39309400
>I thought black guys were supposed to like fat girls?
Literally what