>take a piss after fap >piss splits off into two streams

>he pisses in a toilet
god's are not plebs anon

>>39310171
a bottle pisser would never know the satisfaction i feel right now

>>39310202
>implying I'm a bottle pisser
I only piss on the finest North American Maple trees

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>mfw this happens to me but the piss shoots up into my face

>alex jones posters
>not cancerous failed normies

>>39310484
his expression was the closest thing to what i was feeling

i'll be sure to post a pepe next time

who /triple stream with drops/ here?

>>39310152
According to the Tibetan Book of the Dead your death is nearing, OP. Rejoice.

>>39310152
i can do this and sometimes this >>39310568
while having a morning wood.
If you're a god, then i'm a motherfucking god-slayer.