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>>36536684
>tfw no cuddly sweater gf

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>>36536684
>tfw no squishy gf

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>>36536684
>tfw no christmas tree gf

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I could really really use a shot of Jameson, shame it's 10am here and I am at work.

Honestly women are a meme and one should not build his life around them as the ultimate goal.

>>36536631

Never to early for a whiskey my friend, coming right up.

Would that "one" you speak of happen to be you? Anon?

Just give me pastis water.
So I have a problem. Girls hate me because my Jew parents cut me. What do I do?

>>36536607
No. You use all the muscles for other stuff too.

>have a moment to prepare my words
>speak loud and confidently

>get caught off guard and need to speak immediately
>weak mumbly voice talking fast, generally incomprehensible so need to repeat self

Why

What I do is read aloud for 15-20 minutes a day. It really helps with my voice and pronunciation

I love how you spell "aloud"

>>36536571
No, that kind of indicates that you're a total faggot who can't be accepted by your peers.

I've always either hung out with people younger, or people older. Never got along well with people my age.

That's just the way life is. It's like how a girl can make fun of you for your height but if you say something about her weight, you get torn apart. It would be nice to be self sufficient enough to move out into the woods by myself and be away from society

you're not a part of society thats why you're a virgin no one really cares

Because inability to find a sexual partner is a disability.

Because our parents are a bunch of atoms following the laws of physics.

>>36536480
I ask myself that every day. Every single day anon-kun

>>36536480
most weren't thinking

>>36536470
Help bloz

>>36536470
Because demand for renting and housing, with bigger cities, there is also an increase in wage earning supposedly.

I wouldn't want to move to a city though.

>>36536792
Yeah but that's the only place to make money. I don't know how to move there as a peasant it's like my only option is to show up wearing a patato sack as a shirt and steal shit.

>>36536462
Definitely the future. Fuck this time period there is no cool shit here its all faggotry and idiocy.

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>ywn dig your claymore out of the earth
>ywn reclaim scotland from the eternal anglo
>ywn wear the tartan

After the nuclear holocaust
>no one has a gf
>everybody lives on their own
>spend all day exploring dead cities
Even if I die during the nuclear war it won't matter since almost everyone dies

Yeah well I feel fucking terrible right now
There's no need for us to do this to ourselves and I think we should reconsider the way we work, you/me

>>36536422
whhhhhoaaaaaaaa

(((WWWWHOOAAAAA)))

it's like i'm the jews that stole my own shekels man

>>36536422
kys famalam
Oregano

Pic is the geresene demoniac being healed and cleansed of the demons possessing him.
He spent his life rejected by those around him and living in a tomb, a place for the dead. Through Christ he was made good again.

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Luke+8%3A26-39&version=NKJV

I'd highly recommend reading it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYun30_f0C8
Good podcast about the subject.

>>36536389
Shilling, enter Kx9xd67 in the add server option

>>36536389
Since you like youtube vids so much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JWuulcGZZE

Also why isnt their geological evidence for the flood? an entire layer of earth would be covered in bones, yet it isn't

>>36536365
What the hell Anon. I'm sorry this happened to you.

>>36536365
Bill Nye the Science Guy was a perfectly fine show and was actually educational. If you have a problem with the individuals who create media, then you wouldn't want to watch/listen to anything ever again. They're all just a bunch of Hollywood libfags. Stop thinking of them as people, they are merely the tools used to create entertainment.

>>36536494
I mean, it wasn't this video, lots of people were made to watch Bill Nye in grade school. It's just upsetting to know that the guy whose videos I was made to watch all those years was someone who would go on to make something like this.

Daily reminder Latinas are mestizo women
Your pic is white, probably Spanish or Portuguese

By far the hottest ethnicity, I will probably end up emptying my bank account and pride for a Latina girl some day

>>36536360
why are her arms so short?

rblox

>are you oblivious to fact that you are one giant turbo normie?
>okay
>you make me sick roastie
>okay

I bet those responses burned you up inside and you reeeee'd into your body pillow.

>>36536274
You're just jealous you don't have a russian waifu.

>>36536274
that frog has nothing to do with us

don't associate that frog with /r9k/ anymore
move on

Let me know when you find one OP

You can try meeting her in the afterlife.

My sister is a neet who just wears skinny jeans and t-shirts, who draws comissions. doesn't drink alcohol though and doesn't have any friends at all, actually

ls that who l think it is?

http://jumpsuitedmonster.tumblr.com/post/154680811754/i-didnt-sleep-last-night-my-impulse

Oh god she talks.

No, I feel completely dead inside.