Frogs 'n Feels Tavern

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I could really really use a shot of Jameson, shame it's 10am here and I am at work.

Honestly women are a meme and one should not build his life around them as the ultimate goal.

>>36536631

Never to early for a whiskey my friend, coming right up.

Would that "one" you speak of happen to be you? Anon?

Just give me pastis water.
So I have a problem. Girls hate me because my Jew parents cut me. What do I do?

>>36536667

I believe I have some that under the counter!

I was under the impression women prefer cut? Are you european?

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I'll have a cold beer with a slice of lime please. Or a glass of whiskey. Whatever. I don't care.
How am I doing? I guess I'm alright. Better than last week. I cannot get this girl out of my mind. Long story short she does not feel the same way after I expressed my feelings. Should I just give up on finding love?

gonna go to a new college next semester but i havent been cleared yet from uni since last year. no idea who's handling all the school fees and whatnot. if only i had friends this would be easy.

>>36536702
What? Girls hate people who are cut dude. No I'm from the good ol you es of feking ayyy. Also where's my picture. You can't be a real tender without me seeing my drink.

>>36536749
Not a fan of this tender. He has really slow service. Give me my fucking drink already! I don't have all day!

>>36536718

You know what anon, I'll give you both, the beer's on me.

As for the girl, i'm awfully sorry to hear that, lifes a bitch isn't it?

How long you known her?

>>36536610
I"ll take a whisky sour.

Not much to say, only that I find giving up on making my life mean something liberating. I can live in the moment and not give a shit about fighting tooth and nail for meaning when really I"m just a rat running a race that I'll never win and other people will always taunt me for. The happiness I get will just be in the little moments spent playing vidya or watching a movie. That's all I can possibly hope for.

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>>36536774

Sorry about that anon, took a while to find, next ones on the house!

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>>36536782

How old are you? Sounds like you've been through some shit my friend

Water. I wish i was dead. Im sick of it all. I put everything. Everything i had into improving myself but im right were i started. Help

>>36536781
A year. She was so beautiful and I thought we clicked...ugh, the fucking feels. Actually, I'll take the strongest thing you've got. Sorry...my thoughts are everywhere tonight...

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>>36536819

Water coming right up anon!

Ah self-improvement, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't in the middle of an attempt myself,

What were you trying to improve upon?

>>36536818
Im only 19. Still doesn't mean I've had stuff happen that made me realize I've got nothing to live for. Well... that's not true. I consider myself a dignified person, in my own autistic and skewed sort of way.

>>36536610
I'll have a rusty nail. Like that other anon I also have a cut dick and am having trouble because women dislike me because of it. I should probably just kill myself

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I took a little bit of Xanax, so I shouldn't drink. Maybe just some apple juice please.

I had my last exam today for Uni, at least until fall semester (but who knows if I'll even go again next year, I can't imagine living that long). I thought I'd feel liberated and free, this morning I was almost happy, but I wrote it, felt shitty, took .50mg of Xanax and then went to bed after writing it. Now I'm awake at 1:30am and feel lost. The childhood feeling of finishing a school year and going into summer break is something I'll never feel again.

>>36536631
>Honestly women are a meme and one should not build his life around them as the ultimate goal

I've given up on finding a woman. What's work like?
>>36536782
>only that I find giving up on making my life mean something liberating
When I realized that I'm insignificant and meaningless, I was much happier. Still sad, but now I feel more free.

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>>36536825

Moonshine. 180 proof.

Not a problem anon, you don't have to apologize one bit, where ya from?

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>>36536854

Killing yourself over a cut dick? Come on anon, can you not at least see the hygiene benefits? Or is that a meme at this point?

>>36536839
I lost 130 pounds. I got in a relationship. I got a job. I did everything. But i got fucked by the government my relationship is falling apart and i still live here. I can't escape. I tried so hard. Every ounce of my being. I almost escaped

>>36536610
a moscow mule thanks barman
had a long day at work with backstabbers and snakes and unreasonable superiors, feels like everything's getting in my way

>>36536861
I'm done with my whisky sour. Thanks barkeep for staying open so late, I gotta go home and get to bed, got another day of menial labor ahead of me tomorrow.

>>36536884
No that's a meme. I'll never get a chick. I might as well kill myself right?

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>>36536861

Good choice! feel free to drink if you like btw, I can always call you a cab later.

You sound around my age, what are you studying?

>>36536610
I'll have the house Gin please, no mixer.

>>36536895

The pleasures all mine anon, hopefully you have an alright week at work. Cheers my friend, we're all going to make it

>>36536898

I'd advise against it, personally, do you think women honestly care about whether your cut or not? I've never met a woman who preferred uncut, myself

>>36536794
I'm back for my on the house before the bar closes. I'll have a Bijou.

>>36536925
Women have literally beat the shit out of me before for having a cut dick. They said I was a "Jewish shit eating faggot" and that I "needed to die" so yes I think women do actually care.

Something hard anontender...please and thank you.


Would you like a hand? Im not a licensed bartender, but I know how to pour a shot and I know how to listen.

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>>36536907

Sorry for the wait, gins coming right up!

How'd your monday treat you, anon?

Happily drinking my rum, even though it's Monday night and it feels like it should be Thursday, and my back is acting up. I'm going to stay up and drink until three even though I know it's a bad idea, because I've got to be up by 8:30 and get the kids out.
I've been having bad dreams. I dreamt a man was trying to break into my home, and I stabbed him multiple times through the door. Before that I dreamt about Trump, he had Dragon BALLZ hair, and had fully formed Alzheimer's, walking the street, like a normal human, still trying to be POTUS.
I can't wait for summer.

>>36536869
Ahhh. That's some good stuff. Got any rum?

I'm from Arizona. A lot of girls here are stacies I simply cannot get along with. But she was different man. I pictured our lives together and it filled me with joy.

>>36536955

Damn anon, sounds like you need to meet some non-german women!

Joking aside though, ever considered foreskin replacement? I've heard decent things

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>>36536932

glad you stayed, my friend.

here you are, on the house

>>36536981
It never really works and then when your having sex (I'll never experience this but whatever) she realizes your not legit because she sees the scar and then she leaves you.

>>36536960

A little help would be much appreciated! feel free to pour yourself whatever you like!

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>>36536979

we sure do!

picturing life together is a one way road to oneitis my friend, although its hard not to get caught up in that trap.

Do you have any other female friends? at least?

>>36536977
Sounds like you really want to spend some time with your kids there anon.

>>36536955
Hey man, couldn't help overhearing your conversation, but I have never met a girl that likes an uncut dick. How many times has this happened to you? It could just be something about the girls in your area.

>>36537001

have you ever considered it all might just be in your head? if you've never had sex how would you know a girls preference?

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>>36537009
Always happy to help out. Just a little something for myself real quick

Can I get anyone something?

>>36537039
It must just be my luck. All the girls I've met dislike cut men. I've been all over.

>>36537037
Ha. I spend enough tie with those monsters. I want to spend time with my best friend, though. And when our kids get together, sometimes we get a few moments of peace.

>>36537045
Ive almost gotten there a few times but I've had two girls run out on me for being cut.

>>36537075
Im assuming hes got kids around the same age?

>>36537075

having kids is something I've never been entirely sure about anon, how are you enjoying fatherhood? can I get you a drink?

>>36537089
that's unbelievable, i don't think i've ever seen an uncut guy in (straight) porn!

>>36536961
Was okay thanks OP, mainly revising for end of term exams. Felt really down most of the day, one of them where you can't really connect/communicate with anyone all day. Feels lonely.

That's some good Gin, I'll have another please.

>>36537031
No I do not. A lot of girls do not catch my interest. That's why I fell in love with this girl. There was just something about her, you know? It was my fault though. I should not have let myself fall this hard for her.
I'll take that beer on the house please.
>>36537070
That's interesting my friend. I always hear girls talking about how nasty uncut dicks look.

>>36537070
how do you feel about girls with breast implant scars?

>>36537112
Are you sure your not seeing uncut guys? It usually looks the same when it's hard.

I'll take some rum man. Feeling like shit, failed my first interview. Even if I'm in my second year of college I want to find some work but everyone wants coders or shopkeepers.

>>36537133
I'd don't give a damn but I'm not a girl.

>>36537112
he's basing his judgment on the opinions of two girls. its a universal fact that girls prefer cut dicks

>>36537093
Yeah, two and two. Opposite genders too, so it's fun to compare.
>>36537096
Sure! Kraken on the rocks tonight.
It's good times, great oldies. We waited a long time to have them, but it's the next great adventure. It's fun to make them cool. You have to have the right partner, though. A strong team, a united front is integral.

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>>36537122

its locally made, i'll pass on my compliments, anon! you've gotta try it with some lime, trust me

exams eh? what are you studying?

>>36537154
This is not true those are just two girls that have literally ran out on me while about to have sex. I've tried 5 women all.of them disliked cut men.

>>36537158
How did you find your lady, anon? Any advice on picking the right partner?

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>>36537145
The first interview is always rough anon. Dont take it too hard.

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>>36537158
that's just the thing mate, i would never want to deprive my kids of two loving parents

here's your kraken by the way!

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>tmw electricity is out at the apartment
>tmw staying at a friends place
>tmw I get way too high
>tmw I end up passed out in his bathroom
>tmw friend wakes me up, tells me to sleep in his bed
>tmw wake up his hand down my pants and his dick in my ass
>tmw too afraid to do anything
pleasebetanotnow.jpeg
>tmw im paralyzed cant do anything
whyamihardrightnow.gif
>he cums in my ass
>years later
>having sex with oniata
>tmw I realize I ahvent gotten tested since that night

Im not that angry about it. I try not to think about it that much. But I swear to God if I pass something on to her Im going to kill him dead in the street

Just a pint of cider please.
My gf normie blah blah blah doesn't like me going out to clubs to see my friends. my friends have been down from uni the past 2 weeks and I haven't seen them out becuase shes had 2 mental breakdowns about me going out at night to clubs. I don't even go out that much anymore because of uni. I missed all my friends and wont see them for a few more months. Can i get her on board or should I just sneak out?

>>36536889
would anyone like to take my order or should i show myself out?

>>36536718
Do it anon, I have

>>36537177
Talk about literally everything beforehand? We got married at 19, but didn't have kids until 10 years later. On one hand I feel like we lucked out, getting to each other before the world jaded us, and on the other hand we were both really careful about discussing every contingency, even at that age.
>>36537213
Thanks, friend.
I think two loving and functional parents is probably one of the biggest assets to a kid growing up. We ar e definitely doing a lot better than our parents did, that's the main thing.
Sex has to be good, and frequent enough, and arguments have to be resolved and result in more understanding, and someone has to be able to cook, those are the main keys.

>>36537249
Still waiting on my beer too. Next time I'm heading to a different bar with better service.

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>>36537249
ah, terribly sorry anon, my mind was elsewhere, even a barkeep goes thru some stuff sometimes, my apologies

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>>36537245
I would try inviting her out to a club, I really dont think sneaking out would be a good idea.

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>>36537271

here you are sir, didn't mean to keep you waiting

>>36537272
no worries had to step out for a smoke anyway
cheers anon

>>36537304

beautiful night isn't it? what's your cig of choice lately?

>>36536610
I'll have a whiskey on the rocks, please.

Recently I travelled across the atlantic to meet up with a cute girl I've been getting along with.

She didn't show up. I got pranked, she wasn't even in the same country.

>>36536610
water will do

i can't find anyone that isn't a total dumbass to friend.Theoretically speaking even if i did find someone I'm too autistic to approach. Can I somehow change this?

>>36537291
Thanks my friend. Sorry, I'm having a rough night. But enough about me. How's your night been?

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>>36537314
jesus, anon that's horrible

did you not skype her beforehand or anything?

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>>36537314

Im sorry to hear about that anon...but think of it like this, better to know that shes a cunt now rather than later

>>36537285
I do that but its really a case of housing her too. I want to have fun with said friends but shes gonna want to come. (She'll also use my money which is increasingly sparse)

>>36537314
What a fucking cunt. Inoperable she dies screaming.

>>36537313
i've been smoking Marlboro ice blast for as long as i could remember. you smoke anon?

>>36537328
exams are coming up, so lots been on my mind,

I'm looking to do some partying with a few of my normie friends next week though, take my mind off the fact im unemployed

>>36537334
We chatted every day for a while, and did voice chat several times, too. Both of which would often go in a lewd direction, and she seemed pretty into me.

>>36537335
>>36537338
Thanks anons. The worst part is I don't feel angry about it. I actually ended up having a pretty good time in the city I went to.

>>36537336
Hmm...understandable. Does she have a few friends she can take with her? who knows, you might be doing your boys a solid

>>36537358
can never go wrong with a marlboro

and yes, camels been my go-to since high school

>>36537361
That was going to me my next question! I was hoping you had a good time! What city? Tell me of your. Travels!

>>36537336
honestly does not sound like shes a good partner. she's immature man. why dont you leave her? i would still not sneak out though. i mean, she finds out, and things will get worse. trust me. honesty is key in any relationship.

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>>36537327

no matter what anyone says, social skills can be learned.

never to late to change anon! here's your water

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>>36537164

Biochemistry. I have 3 exams for Biology, Chemistry, and Maths; looking forward to a nice rest afterwards.

Unfortunately I feel like I'm being pressured to go out and party rather than focus on my exams, I'm just not sure how to say 'no' without regretting it, you only get one chance to do this kind of stuff.

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>>36537327
*randomly starts a bar fight with you*

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>>36537378
Chicago. I only stayed there for two nights, one of which was wasted on waiting for her.

The other night I went out, saw Willis Tower and went up to the top of it, got to experience walking on the glass floors on the top level of the building, looking down on the streets. After that I had a few beers and a deep dish pizza. Good night.

The next day I flew to Seattle to meet up with some other friends and attend a con, stayed there for almost a week before returning to Europe.

>>36537402

Damn dude! I have a brother doing biochem, shit is NOT easy.

I can definitely relate on the second part, can you not party after exams are done? I hate to be that guy, but education should be first priority

>>36537402
True, but you still have to be concerned about your grades.

Why not throw a party at your place after you get done with your exams?

>>36537415
hey hey hey!

come on now, it's tuesday morning,

>>36537416
God, you're from Europe and traveled all the way to Chicago? What a bitch.

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>tfw there's a girl interested in me
>haven't seen her for years, started texting again
>put on a lot of weight since then
>scared to see her again

to be honest I haven't tried to hard to lose weight because I had given up on life. I'm not sure how long I can delay seeing her or how fast I can lose the weight.

I want to kill myself

>>36537431
he started it! he took my drink!

>>36537444
how much weight have you put on anon? ever considered dropping by /fit/? might do some good

>>36537444
Theres no need for drastic measures for temporary problems anon. Just try and be as honest with her as possible without giving too much away.

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>>36537416
It's cool you had a good time. I have found traveling alone to be a calming, and centering experience.
In a few weeks I am headed to Vegas and the greater Mojave area to scatter my dads ashes, and have a little solo spirit journey of my own.

>>36537444
Anon if she really likes you she will accept you and not care about your weight. If she does then she is very shallow and not worth your time.

>>36537432
Yeah. Very rude of her. I mean, I was going to the US anyway for my Seattle friends, but I decided to stop in Chicago on the way and meet her. Overall I wasted 2 days and about $400.

It's more of a shameful story for me than anything else. I only told 3 friends of what really happened. I'm quite embarrassed.

>>36537454
well he's gone now, need another one?

>>36537471
Nothing to be embarrassed about. Shes just a complete bitch! if anything, she should be embarrassed for wasting your time

I don't know any bar terminology
can you share some basic ones?

Barkeep here, i'm taking last call orders right now, it's getting awfully late

>>36537471
Man. Well, it could be worse, right? This is why I do not meet anyone online anymore. I once did and she turned out to be a complete sociopath. It's an easy way to meet people, but very risky. What did she even get out of it, a laugh? People are unbelievable these days. What part of Europe are you from?

>>36537474
who are you calling a goner

the guy went and spilled my drink and you're just going to serve him another one?

>>36537493
lets start off with a drink? what do you like?

>>36537496
>>36537474
a shot of vodka and a glass of gin and tonic please

>>36537503
Guys, theres plenty of booze for the both of yall. Now come on, just relax. What can I get ya?

>>36537509
never drunk one before
always thought drinking was a social activity

so i'll take something soft

>>36537512

here you are my friend

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>>36537512
Vodka on the rocks, right here. Give me just a sec, Ill grab your gin and tonic

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>>36537465
Yeah, it was great. Somewhat.

On the second day I changed hotels to one closer to Chicago main city. My phone's battery died because I left the charger on the plane, so I wandered around for about 3 hours not knowing where I was or where my hotel was. I was in a slightly weird area too I think, since everyone was black and wore hoodies. But they were really friendly when I asked them for directions, and managed to find my way to the hotel after going around checkpoint after checkpoint asking randoms to look up the directions for me.

>>36537490
I just feel thirsty and tricked, really. Muh male pride.

>>36537500
Yeah, it could be way worse. I wasn't physically harmed and I got to see a place I never went to before.
I've done online meetups 4 times before, 3 of them specifically with girls. They all went really well, so I guess I got too comfortable and trusty with this one.
I'm from Norway.

>>36537525
a glass of water again

i am also not paying or anything for the broken glass the other guy spilled

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>>36537503
youre a complete liar. barkeep, you can check the cameras. this man grab my drink and slashed the glass across my face. look at me! im bleeding!

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>>36537512
Gin and tonic. Anything else?

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>>36537540
>>36537549
That would require me getting the police involved....and no one wants that right?

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>>36537540
>the other guy spilled
pathetic man. you want me to teach you another lesson? we're just having a good night here and you gotta stir things up! barkeep, ill kick him out for you!

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>>36537459
a considerable amount. maybe 80 pounds?
>>36537464
I told her I was a fat piece of shit and asked if she'd date me. She said she didn't like how I described myself and she would date me if I was over-weight
>>36537467
yeah, she might accept it up to a certain point, but years of self-loathing and sugar/salt/fat addiction has turned me into a bloated blimp

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>>36537549
prepare to be thrown out once barkeep checks the security cameras

>>36537602
okay....maybe not being that honest would be a good place to start

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>>36536610
Need some beer over here

I finally managed take control of my thoughts. I had really strong feelings towards a girl for a long time, but I knew it wouldn't work out so I kept to myself, but regardless i couldn't stop thinking about her which caused severe depression.

But no longer!
I found a method that seems to work on me, i didn't think about her since i deployed this "countermeasure". Things are getting much better already.

But recently another problem came out of nowhere, insomnia. I sleep very little and wake up to the smallest of noises. I had sleep paralysis yesterday, something that occurred only once years ago. I admit that I've been stressful lately, "blessings" of the /uni/ life, but I don't think that my studies are the problem here.

>>36537534
You're brave for going to Chicago of all places though. Even most Americans avoid going there because of all the gangs. Glad nothing happened to you though.

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>>36537616
Cheers to that bud!

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>>36537607
yeah buddy tell that to yourself. youre getting kicked out and im getting free drinks for the night. next time pick on someone your own size! i nearly killed you!

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One Bloody Mary.
I'm so sick of this passionless life, i have no dreams or goals nor inner voice which could guide in tough moments. All i do is because of necessity, not because i genuinely want it. I envy to those people who atleast know what they want to achieve something. Maybe that's because i'm meek and unassertive guy who cannot live up to traditional masculine identity. I never was interested in girls that i'd pursuit them. I remember seeing how classmates (in primary school) teased girls and i wondered why would they do that, later i tried to do it myself but i felt someone took the drivers seat and i just observed everything. I dont know what i'm doing.

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>>36537657
YOU WANT ME TO ACTUALLY SMASH ONE INTO YOUR SKULL?

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>>36537684
HAHAHA LOOK BROS ANON WANTS A ROUND TWO!!! I THOUGHT I KICKED HIS ASS ALREADY!!

HAHAH BARKEEP WE'VE GOT A DRUNKIE!!!! KICK HIM OUT!!

>>36537626
Really? I guess I'm pretty sheltered and naive, I never fear for my security in these places.

I went to LA last year too and had no problems walking through areas my local friends said were bad. I feel like insecure areas are very overhyped if you're just not looking for trouble.

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>>36537718
I WAS ONLY DRINKING THE WATER YOU SPILT CUNT. I'LL TEAR YOUR NORMIE THROAT IN HALF AND POO POO PEE PEE DOWN THE DRAIN TILL YOU POO POO MY POO POO PEE PEE

REEEEEEEEE

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>>36537743
HAHA! WE'VE GOT A DRUNK AUTIST! YOU'RE DRUNK!!! LOSER!!!! HAHAHA GET OUT OF HERE WE'RE ALL HAVING A GOOD TIME DUDE YOU'RE JUST BEING SO NEGATIVE!!!!! LOOK AT HIM BROS!!!!! LOL!!!! PATHETIC LITTLE DUDE!!!! IF I FIGHT HIM AGAIN I MIGHT JUST KILL HIM!!!! HE HAS NO MUSCLES HAHAHA

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>>36537790
I'LL DROWN YOU IN MY FAT NORMIE
I JUST CAME HERE TO TALK TO THE BARTENDER AND DRINK WATER
WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO GET EVERYONE'S ATTENTION, ARE YOU THAT INSECURE YOU NEED OTHERS' CONFIRMATION?
NOW PISS OFF I'M TRYING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME HERE

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>>36536610
Hi barkeep, can you give me some absinthe and mix it with a combination of drugs that will kill me? I'll tip you handsomely.

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>>36537825
HAHAHA WHAT IS THIS LOSER EVEN ON ABOUT?? LOL DUDE!!! EVEN MY BROS SAW YOU!!! YOU STARTED IT WITH YOUR AUTISTIC RAGE HAHAHA BRO IM NOT EVEN MAD THO!!!! STOP MAKING A SCENE!!!! YOU'RE KILLING THE VIBE!!! MAN YOU'RE JUST MAD CAUSE THE CHICKS WANNA DANCE WITH ME AND NOT A FATTY HAHAHAHHA

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>>36537659
Here's that Bloody Marry my friend.

No worries, I have been there a few times myself.

Is there anything you want to improve in your life? We can start there.

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>>36537884
Man fuck this. Don't move an inch normie or I will pull

now put that cracked glass up your ass

>>36537916
>Is there anything you want to improve in your life?
I'd like to see some hope in the end of the road like passionate about something. Maybe being assertive and stand for myself would be good too because now i imagine possible bad scenarios just to avoid doing things.
Putting some music to the jukebox.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5znVj9VUnGI

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>>36537940
woah man cmon i was just messing with ya. things dont have to end like this bro put the gun down! it was just a joke!

>>36537986
GLASS UP ASS

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>>36537996
bro what the hell why? you're weird dude! what do you want, stacy? you can have her bro just put. the. gun. down.

i had a dream a tripfag and i went on a date
i wasnt prepared for this

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>>36538042
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I WANT A ROASTIE?
I CAME HERE TO POST FEELS AND YOU JUST HAD TO DO YOUR NORMIE THING

YOU'RE BETTER OFF DEAD.
*shoots*

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>>36537865
Please, I just want to die.
Originally.

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>>36538067
OH MY GOD! CHAD!!! YOU SHOT HIM YOU CREEP WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU IT WAS A JOKE!!!! SOMEONE CALL THE COPS ON THIS GUY!!!

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>>36538105
*shoots you too*
FUCK
i don't want to get locked up in prison

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>>36537968
I do not have a passion for anything either. Sometimes I feel like I'm just cruising along while everyone has it figured out. It's tough. What kind of things do you avoid?

Have another on the house my man. Great music selection by the way.

>>36536610
A nice dark ale, please?
I feel like a dull and boring human being tonight. Like no man will ever love me, I could have no friends, because I am inferior, and I will stay that way. I have no clue how to learn to "think more creatively" or "have better ideas", it's not like you can read a book about it.. You have it or not. And I just watch others create beautiful things with envy, because I know I can't do shit on my own. I'll start living on my own soon, and that scares the hell out of me too.
Oh, and I look like a skeleton of a 10 year old girl. And I don't like food, don't want to eat, even though it seems that I'm sickly thin. It has always been this way, though.
So an ale would be nice.

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>>36538140
Woah, hold on a sec! Don't do it! My staff will get rid of the bodies. It was about time someone took care of those normies. Glad we can get things back to normal.
Sorry you had to deal with that shitty crowd. You alright now? I'll get you that water you asked for anon.

>>36538168
>Have another on the house my man. Great music selection by the way.
Thanks barkeep.
>What kind of things do you avoid?
I feel like i avoid living life. I'm doing everything to remain static and to me it's better not to try than do and succeed or do and fail. It's like having to shoot to basket from the middle of the court despite never playing basketball before and thinking i have one shot.

>>36538177
>Like no man will ever love me
female(male), female(female) or male(male)?

>>36538262
I am female, interested in men.

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Barkeep, you don't have any absinthe do you? Is it a story you want? It's not interesting. I'm an oil painter and I used to give lessons to this girl... She was so beautiful. And she seemed genuinely interested in the things I said and always looked at me with beautiful big bright eyes. But then I asked her to come and go on a date with me... Why do women have to be so deceptive? Why did she have to be so perfect, what the hell is wrong with me, why do I care after such a long time

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>>36538177
Uh, sorry ma'm, but this is a male-only establishment. I'll get you that ale but you have to go. My apologizes. I don't make the rule. I think there's a bar across the street having a ladies-night, though.

>>36538277
>I am female, interested in men.
Not the barkeep but why dont you list some positive and negative things about yourself?

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>>36538292
>>36538277
Security! Please show her the way out.

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>>36538280
Coming right up!

Ah, women. The most complicated creatures on the planet. It is completely normal to still care! Everyone does it! Had my fair share of ladies I was crazy about. But there is nothing wrong with you. Some women just live off of attention like the roastie i just kicked out but the best thing you can do is to not let yourself get so attached next time.

How long ago did it happen?

>>36538357
It's been nearly a year now, and even thinking about it still brings me to tears. I don't know why, the image of her green eyes and smile and blonde hair is just burned into my brain. I can't forget her, ever. I can't move on...
I don't know how. I just feel like I'm hopeless.

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Just been dealing with alot of shit from friends and lovers.
They don't seem to like me for who i am. Im a quiet person, im meek, a bit shy, i shut myself off to alot of things and i tend to keep to myself, i avoid risk and try to live a quiet life.

People around me don't seem to like this about me. I try not to be a bother to other people, yeah i keep to myself so i wont get hurt, disappointed, rejected. I can't just magically have confidence in myself over night

>>36538389
This takes time my friend. It took me more than a year to get over a girl too. But when it happens, you feel so relieved! Believe it or not but someday you're going to stop thinking about her and a lot of your memories will fade. It automatically happens as we age.
>>36538391
Smart man! There is nothing wrong with keeping to yourself. Like you said, it saves you from disappointment. Why does those bother other people? Can I get you a drink sir?

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>>36538470
Thanks for the hopeful words, but knowing me, I doubt I'll change. I think I'll just keep to myself and sell paintings or start playing the violin again. Do something to keep from snapping...

>>36538470
Whiskey lots of it. It keeps these thoughts away from my head. If i can avoid hardships i do what i can. I do my taxes, i pay my bills, i try to be nice to people even when they are dicks about it, everone wants me to do better fine, yes thank you but damn draw me a map, give me a guide anything.

But fuck. All i get is "just be confident, just improve that attitude of yours, be more out going, take more risk in your life" give me a damn guide i cant do any of this without a base damn it.

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>>36538524
Never doubt yourself my man. I can tell you it is possible! I was obsessed over this girl. She broke my heart. I thought about her everyday. Then I started to focus on my academia more and eventually I was so focused she never crossed my mind. What also helped is that I started to hate her, lol. I hated her for being so vile towards me, and that made it easier to get over her. There was really nothing special about her anyways. I was just attached. Starting the violin is a great start! How long have you been playing for?
>>36538526
Whiskey coming up!

I feel for you. I face the same pressure from my family. But my apathy keeps me sane. I personally see nothing wrong with it. But if you really want to improve, I sometimes look at youtube videos about confidence and all of that. They're very helpful! Just search "how to be confident" and lots of good videos show up. You can find video guides for lots of things.

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>>36538595
I've been playing since I was about six or seven years old I think. But then I took a long break from it...
I can't really hate the girl. She never did anything bad to me, or really harmed me directly. Indirectly though, sure. After a while the painting lessons felt like some stupid routine, like I was living in 1984 or something.

coke and rum here
how do i focus on myself? all my energy at hate is used on hating society and all that bullshit, i need to stop thinkin about all that...

>>36538595
My negative attitude is costing me a friendship. My best friend at that, said she wanted to limit our time to just gym time. It hurts, it really hurts i consider this woman my sister and it just fucking hurts. I wanna be a better person i want her to keep being my best friend, i want her to run with me, to spend time with me, to cook for her. She's been a big part of my life and it hurts, it hurts more than losing a girlfriend, she's had my back for so long that this really feels like a really low blow. She's stubborn, once she's set on something its impossible to change her mind. Fuck I'm crying now...

>>36539265
That's harsh. She doesn't sound like a very good friend though. If I were you I would self-improve then drop her. Is your attitude that bad she does not want to be around you? You need to think about what's causing you to be negative. Is it stress? Unresolved conflicts? Think about it and work and tackle the issue immediately. Negative attitude does not just come out of mid air. There's something you need to face within yourself. Can I get you some water?

>>36536610
Beer and a Jack.

Life is a clusterfuck. I'm projecting everything I'm looking for in a partner onto a girl I haven't really talked to or seen in 7 years. We used to be friends back then, but went crassly different ways since graduation. She got a job, moved in with her boyfriend of a couple years, and I'm an KHV, living with my parents, struggling to get a college degree. In hindsight, there may have been unreal amounts of sexual tension, which we both didn't act on, trying to preserve our friendship, but ultimately the frustration ended up ruining it anyway. A while ago we ran into each other and I spilled a lot of my spaghetti, then apologized for bothering her with my autistic ramblings. Instead of digusted she was intrigued and wanted to hear more, but I refused. Another while later - recently - she started messaging me again every now and then, maintaining chit-chat, casually asking to meet again.

In my brain I now full well that she's not the person my heart is remembering her as, and that even if she were available, we could never work out at this point. Yet I can't stop thinking about her.

I want off this ride.

>>36539463
She's been good to me. Its me who's been stuck in this rut, I've been able to improve my outward appearance but my inner appearance has stayed the same. A bit nihilist, a bit negative, a bit pessimists. I got hurt alot as a teen for showing affection or interest in people, i opened up to her and well this is happening and its hitting me like a Truck attack in Europe. I'm talking to her telling her i can improve my attitude she's helped me so much in my life i guess i never noticed what a shitty friend I've been on my end. Keep the whiskey coming or a .22 caliber aspirin

Hey, barkeep. Glass of water, please. I don't have much to say other than the most exciting thing about my life is waking up to go to work. And even that has been a challenge. Lately I've been doing well showing up, but my mood is dreadful. My coworkers, peers, and especially my boss are awesome and understanding people. The saddest part is that they don't deserve being caught in my turmoil. I know this because I got fired from my last job for "not being a team player". I know there's something wrong with me, but I'm still figuring it out. I hope I don't tire soon...

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>>36539535
Order up!

Anon, why do you say things cannot work out? It seems like she is interested in you and may want to pursue something with you. Even if she grew out of her old self, it's quite obvious you have feelings for her.
>>36539567
The fact that you are aware of your actions is a great start. You already improved a bit, you're almost there. Just keep going any put that same effort inwards now. Be patient with yourself and it'll be easier.
And sorry m'lady, but you've clearly had enough drinking tonight. Considering your current emotional state, it would not be wise to serve you another whiskey. But I can give you something lighter. What'll it be?

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>>36539943
My pleasure! Heh, sorry, we're all out on ice cubes. Been a busy night! Is room-temp alright?

Sounds like you have a supportive environment. Any idea what's keepin' you down lately?

>>36539535
>Another while later - recently - she started messaging me again every now and then, maintaining chit-chat, casually asking to meet again.

Well fucking find out if she already has someone else or not, if not, this is your last chance and you've got nothing to lose. You'll win either way, if she refuses you you can finally accept that, if she accepts you've just won a lot more than the lotto. And pull your shit together asap.

>>36539953
>Anon, why do you say things cannot work out?
Because she's in a relationship and I have zero self-esteem.

>>36540338
She's been in a relationship for 4 or 5 years now. I've missed a dozen last chances already.

>>36540382
you could have been clearer on that note. if shes in a relationship and getting friendly with you it seems more like a red flag.

>>36540382
If she's taken that start swallowing that fact. I know it's not easy since I'm in somewhat in a similar situation (except i have 0 intel on her), but she has someone else already. She gave up on you, she didn't like you as you did her, you are disposable tier to her. Accept it.

At this point she's just curious how you've been doing, it's something normal for long lost friends. Come back to reality, there's no point getting a headache over something that's impossible to accomplish.

>>36536610
I'll take a Dark 'n' Stormy.
Mind if I just sit and listen for a while?

>>36540409
I though "She moved in with her boyfriend" was clear enough, but then I rearranged that sentence and didn't read it again. There's nothing wrong with getting friendly with an old school friend, in a relationship or not.

>>36540485
>She gave up on you, she didn't like you as you did her
Actually, I gave up on her. It's always been somewhat complicated, but in the end (7 years ago), I rejected her at a point where she clearly wanted more than just frienship. I just didn't want to deal with all of the feels anymore and tried to move on and forget about her. There's absolutely a chance that "she didn't like me as I did her", but more, that she felt like she's disposable tier to me. Her self-esteem used to be damaged as well.

My heart clings to the hope that she never forgot about me either, despite being with someone else. Hell, I tried to date other girls, none even compared.

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Is it one of those open bar nights ? cause then I'll just have a straight bottle of whisky. If not, some beers will do.

some cool lyrics left my pen all of a sudden. it just happened in the moment when I was pretty far intoxicated. quickly grabbed my phone and noted it all down. these spontaneous bouts of creativity seem to work better than sitting down and forcing it. pretty excited to start working with this.

>>36540607
Jesus christ anon, god have mercy on your soul, for your mind will not. Do all possible to accept this situation even if you have to feed yourself lies and seek another purpose in life, become a fanatic in something. And as I said before, pull your shit together, living with your parents is hope crushing. Get that piece of fucking useless toilet paper (finish college), get a good job and move out, it will alter you in a good way. Godspeed.

I was invited to be a bank robber. I'm not sure what to do since I need money to move to Canada and leave my shithole country.

I'll take anything to take my conscience away and make me forget all of this.

I added a American girl on snapchat after talking anon for a while. She sends me a pic of her and she is beautiful. After some snaps back and forth she just ghosts me. I had already fallen in love when I saw her.

Why am I alive? Why do I do this to myself?

>>36540713
>Do all possible to accept this situation even if you have to feed yourself lies and seek another purpose in life, become a fanatic in something
I did, I tried to drown it all in ridiculous amounts of alcohol, I tried playing Korean MMOs for up to 20 hours a day, I bingewatched all 8 seasons of scrubs in less than a week. I tried to lose myself in anime, in books, in studies. I tried working out, excerting myself to the point that I physically couldn't think of anything, I tried meditation. I went on vacations, made experiences, seen parts of the world. I've even been to hell and back due to serious illness and injuries. There's only lobotomy left for me, I'm afraid.

I can't move out before I get a job, I can't get a job before I get my degree, and I can't get my degree for another 15 months at least.

Kraken Spiced Rum for me mate.

(nearly) 27 year old Ausfag reporting in.

I've hit the point now where despite having a great stable job (military), nice apartment, and a few good mates, I'm bored with life. I no longer find it thrilling to chase women, to adventure, nothing. I prefer to be drunk in my apartment, alone, with music on, and piss all my money away, wishing I was more than I was.

I watch all my mates and my family get married and have kids, and here I am laughing at memes on the internet. Perhaps 11 years of 4chan has corrupted me.

I don't know why I'm like this.

>>36540898
>15 months at least.
That's pretty good really, deadlines haste up semesters like time traveling in my experience, you're close to wrapping it up.

Also do not expect another activity to fix you mind. You will have to chew on this one, find reasons why you should give up on her, stop having regrets about the past. Yes it could've been different, you could've been happy and died happily until death parts you two, but that is gone. Even if it takes months, keep thinking about the reasons. Try to see it from different perspective if your answer loops to the question, remember that you do have a choice.

And yes it hurts to think about it, your chest feels like exploding in a nuclear blast but keep going and you'll find the right solution eventually.
Spending time in nature afternoon or watching the towering power lines in the orange sun really helped me. Just sitting there not doing anything. Thinking how nice is electricity, how nice is technology, they have a clear purpose and i don't know... i've always seem them as a great friend, whatever should happen they will be here for me. Yeah it sounds weird but i guess this is what i found peace in. Take good care of them and they will take even better care of you. Almost like a lover.

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>>36541065
sounds like you've nailed a good chunk of life already and that's more than what I and many others can say. Still, I believe we all have a need to be ambitious somewhere. What could be yours ? Do you want to learn how to take apart engines and work on cool vehicles ? Maybe you can make your own short movie, or just learning and keeping a garden going, eating from the very soil you're taking care off ? There's too many flavours for me to just suggest to you on the internet.

I think it's good to have some goals on the side of just going along with the flow. Especially when you've managed to sort your shit out and actually get bored with activities you don't truly like, it might be the time to find something to spend your physical and/or mental efforts on, not because you have to but because you like doing it. Perhaps that'll give you more ways to work with when it comes to finding your future wife. You don't need to keep at the pace of your mates. Comparing yourself to the rest is just fucking with your mood without much good coming from it.

also, getting drunk and browsing 4chan with loud music is too fun mate, i know it all too well. cheers

>>36541160
>Even if it takes months
I'm talking about several years already, with no progress to show.

>>36541253
I know that you've been in this for years, i wash talking about you thinking about the whole thing properly.

Did you ask questions from yourself? Did you argue with yourself yet? Did you do that many times? Argue with yourself. Creating another part of you which only thinks logically and seeks self preservation is a great adversary because your current self is heavily based on emotions, regrets mainly. He hates the entire situation, he doesn't care about her, he cares about you and himself only. And he cares about only because he ceases to exist if you don't exist.

I like to call this controlled/semi-schizophrenia

>>36541350
>Did you ask questions from yourself? Did you argue with yourself yet? Did you do that many times? Argue with yourself.
Of course, I do that for every descision I make, I almost never act on impulses or gut feelings. Being purely logical and pragmatic is my status quo.
After all this time, I don't have a single regret anymore, I know I should've done things differently, but I don't beat myself up for acting the way I did.
This is the only thing I can get emotional about, she's my kryptonite. I got tired of actively suppressing the feels and memories, I couldn't resist this anymore.