What do you think life is like as a middle class girl?
Their lives are on easy mode.
>>36672687
This, but they are so self obsessed and haven't known anything else that they don't realise/appreciate it.
In terms of attention and privilege, about the same as a B level celeb
>can't memorize terms for my final exam
>can memorize the names of Japanese AV idols I've fapped to
>>36671853
the solution to your problem is masturbating to the terms of your final exam.
Thank me later matey
>>36671853
>can plan out an entire day of how I will get chores done while fitting in relaxing
>can't plan out doing assignments and projects
I was never meant for college
>>36671872
This seems like it would work despite being posted in jest.
Or am I being delusional? How does the brain work?
WHO HERE /30+/?
ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?
THIS IS THE ELDERS GENERAL THREAD
>Washed up and hung over edition
GET IN HERE OLDFAGS
ORIGAMISU
>>36671841
39 here. Things may be getting slightly better after years of suffering. I don't want to jinx myself though.
>>36671841
BUMP THAT SHIT UP ELDERFAGS
ORIGINALLY
>"I had a really nice weekend Anon, thank you! Gosh if only we didn't have work this week. If only I could spend the entire week lying here in your arms! Oh well, there's always next weekend, and the weekend after that, and every weekend after that until you get sick me haha!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y10AXYGw3E ]
>>36671815
wer habin one of dis dred huh?
>these threads again
I don't know if I can handle it
Why don't people like these threads? I like to pretend someone loves me
>"anon....are you really a virgin?? Please say the rumor is not true!"
>>36671782
my name is pronounced aaron
>>36671782
I thought it was just my paranoia when I thought everyone knew I was a virgin until
>in honours class
>only 12 students at a long table
>normies begin chatting about sex
>sweatingpepe.jpeg
>stacie leader starts talking about when she lost her virginity
>begins asking everyone how they lost their virginity and everyone laughs at goofy stories of teen sex
>im the only one she skips and doesn't ask
>pic related
They know Anon, they know.
>>36671782
no i have stuffed animals
NOBODY EVER FUCKING REPLIES TO MY TEXTS! GOD FUCKING DAMN! WHY DO PEOPLE HATE ME SO MUCH! GOD FUCKING DAMN!
>>36671780
what kinds of texts do you send anon?
>>36671859
reply 2 this text or ur mother will die in her sleep tonight
Maybe you're just a boring and clingy person, OP. Nobody wants to talk with people like that
Your two days of freedom are almost over, wagecuck.
>>36671745
Actually I come from an extremely wealthy family and live comfortably in the cuts of Vermont in a nice big home and never have to work a day in my life.
Feelgoodman
>>36671745
Your hiding away from the world is almost over. Your problems and fears are catching up to you manchild.
I work weekends.
Hey, I'm really close to submitting an application for social security because of my scoliosis in my back. I had surgery and went back to work but it only felt worse since then. Am I even eligible? (SSA would pay me out almost double what I make a month btw)
Fembots, would you like robots more if they were all sadistic psychopaths who wanted to tie up, strangle, fuck, scar, and kill you? Would it turn you on more if the misogynists here fantasized openly about such things?
I assume yes because almost all women are submissive death fetishists.
I think such a culture might help robots become more desirable, mentally healthy people.
>>36671879
I agree. All young men ought to be sexually dominant and uncontrollably violent.
>>36671665
YESSSSS DESSSUUUU YESSSSSS.
I wish I'd been born a male.
Not because I'm a tranny or a lesbian, but because if you're a girl, other girls just stab you in the back, and men are superior for friendship but will whine if you don't have sex with them. What can I do? Whore myself out to males to keep them as "friends"? Pretending to be a man on the internet was the only way I ever became true friends with girls or men. This loneliness is unbearable.
I love being a woman. Especially nowadays.
Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominant gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they kan do about it and ugly men will never have a chance to even be with us.
For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was cheating on him. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.
Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)
He whined like a little bitch to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he cannot afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.
Buy a girl cat
I know enough men who have nonsexual friendships with females
Ask a former robot who's no longer KHHV as of last night
>>36671518
ls mayonnaise an instrument?
*Ask anything
oregeno
>>36671518
>Ask a former robot who's no longer KHHV as of last night
Story?
>inb4 8/10 failed Chad loses virginity
>walking to target with mom and sister
>notice strands of hair on my sister's yoga pants
>"hey you got hair on your pants"
>sister asks, "why are you looking at my butt?"
>instantly on cue say
>"because i want to FUCK it"
>realize what i just say
>we're all shocked
>eventually she doesn't look me in the eyes anymore
>mom is disappointed with me
>move out two weeks later
>want to kill myself
You could have saved that situation in alot of was my dude.
>>36671516
missed the "its just a prank bro" moment u could have had
Samething happened to me, but i kept my cool and chalked it up to a spoken type and said something not creepy by adding just two extra words into my original fucked up comment. Changed the meaning completely. If youre going to be creepy and degenerate you also need cunning, anon. You goofed. t. someone who has grabbed his sisters boobs multiple times and got away with it awkwardness free
whatchu guys doing?
watching lotr desu
>>36671468
watching you post about watching lotr
>>36671468
Looks comfy. What snacks OP?
>>36671468
>he leaves his pizza on top of the carton that literally everyone has touched in the store
disgusting
>be mudslim
>have a job, a house and a car
>been a loner my whole life
>not really a muslim ;)
>parents keep talking me into marrying some girl whom i've never known
>I told them that i'm never getting married and that i'm fine living by myself but they keep trying
what do I do /r9k/?
you're gonna get married one of these days i'd imagine. Is she a qt tho?
Blow yourself up. That'll show them.
>>36671422
>a house
how?
>disheveled
>nonconformist
>nihilistic and apathetic
>borderline antisocial
Is punk the true robotcore?
>>36671405
Antisocial but they get punk girl poon, do not really.
>>36671405
Real punk is robot to the max, way more than fag metal, but the Ramones are not only not good, they are true normie filth
Joey Ramone was a legit robot but bands like the Sex Pistols were just edgy chads
>tfw I start boot camp TOMORROW
I already regret signing up
>>36671285
it'll be fine faggot, training is the best part
>>36671285
don't worry, they already regret taking you
>>36671378
>>36671397
I don't why I signed up
I'm an introvert