>walking to target with mom and sister
>notice strands of hair on my sister's yoga pants
>"hey you got hair on your pants"
>sister asks, "why are you looking at my butt?"
>instantly on cue say
>"because i want to FUCK it"
>realize what i just say
>we're all shocked
>eventually she doesn't look me in the eyes anymore
>mom is disappointed with me
>move out two weeks later
>want to kill myself
You could have saved that situation in alot of was my dude.
>>36671516
missed the "its just a prank bro" moment u could have had
Samething happened to me, but i kept my cool and chalked it up to a spoken type and said something not creepy by adding just two extra words into my original fucked up comment. Changed the meaning completely. If youre going to be creepy and degenerate you also need cunning, anon. You goofed. t. someone who has grabbed his sisters boobs multiple times and got away with it awkwardness free
>>36671516
>>"because i want to FUCK it"
>>36671516
>>"because i want to FUCK it"
Did you say as a joke or did you actually mean it?
Either way you're absolutely fucked. Suicide's probably your only option.
>>36671516
when are you going to fuck your sis?
>>36671516
I refuse to believe anyone is this autistic. Please tell me you're kidding OP...
I don't blame you I bet your sister has a sweet fuckable ass. I would do things to that ass that would make sir mix a lot cry.
>>36671516
>because I want to FUCK it
anon you're actually retarded and a failure
Doubly so for not trying to fix it
>>36671516
Holy shit OP
I never understand why ppl say this kind of shit out of nowhere, like don't you use your brain to think what your about to say is a good idea? Wait do you even have a brain?
>>36671516
Jesus Christ anon. Not even the autist of autist would thought that was a good idea.