I wish I'd been born a male. Not because I'm a tranny

I love being a woman. Especially nowadays.

Finally, with the protection of the state, we can assume our role as the dominant gender. We can beat the shit out of our husbands, emotionally torment them, even cheat on them and there is nothing they kan do about it and ugly men will never have a chance to even be with us.

For example, my husband filed for divorce a little over a year ago when he discovered I was cheating on him. I wasn't even ashamed when he walked in on me fucking another man, because I was sick of him and his bullshit inability to satisfy me sexually. I continued to sleep with my black lover for weeks after he found out, sometimes even while my husband was home. He had to listen to us fucking and me getting pleased by a superior massive black cock while he slept on the couch. He eventually lost it and smacked me, giving me just the justification I needed to press assault charges and file for a restraining order. Under advice of legal counsel, I cleaned out our joint checking account and froze it and froze our credit cards while he was in jail, to prevent him from being able to afford to hire a competent lawyer.

Yesterday, I was awarded full owenership of the house, custody of the children he doesn't even realize aren't his, 1,450 dollars a month in child support, 3,725 dollars a month in alimony and basically suffered no consequences for being unfaithful. All this for being willing and able to take a smack across the face :)

He whined like a little bitch to the judge, claiming he had to get a roommate now, because he cannot afford to rent an apartment by himself and pay me what he owes me. So pathetic.

Buy a girl cat

I know enough men who have nonsexual friendships with females

>>36671585
>men are superior for friendship but will whine if you don't have sex with them
so have sex with them
>Whore myself out to males to keep them as "friends"?
yes

>>36671585
Find an asexual dude and become his bff

>>36671637
Hey I remember this pasta

How do I find asexual male friends?

>>36671585
>Pretending to be a man on the internet was the only way I ever became true friends with girls or men
This is what makes you acceptable online your not one of those e-girls who would join a discord server with a blatantly female name then attract beta orbiter attention

>>36672268
Well they don't stand out for all i know so you'll more likely just stumble upon them, I have myself for an example in this case being average in behavior and looks (except I'm a sperg)

>>36672268
4chan has them scattered across multiple boards and i'm fairly sure a subreddit exists for asexual people why are you looking for them?

>>36671585
>not keeping a harem of orbiters
I mean the obvious power option is obvious

>>36673209
Why would I want to do that?

Originality is a cardinal sin

>>36673423
Free money
Free attention
also you can just isolate the guys who haven't tried to orbit you and ignore the guys who have actively tried to orbit you

>>36671585
Men still make shitty friends. Why do you want friends at all?

>>36673510
If I do that, I'm a roastie whore and not deserving of any of the non-orbiters. It's like I can't win.

>>36673423
Not that anon, but a lot of girls just absorb the attention like a sponge, using their orbiters for emotional validation whenever the need arises. Not to mention, if the community revolves around any kind of online game, you can use your orbiters for material profit as well.

Unlike a lot of robots here, I don't think women are solely at fault for the beta-orbiter phenomenon, it's a joint effort of desperation and desire for attention/sex from both parties.

I'm not ace, but I don't really care about trying to hound you for anything sexual because there are plenty of other avenues for that kind of thing. Who wants sex on the table when there are DANK MEMES/other bullshit to fight/talk about?

Discord in email if you want to chat more

>>36673878
IS THERE NOT AN EMAIL FIELD ANYMORE? Goddamn.

SouthCX#8344

>>36671585
Girls can have decent girl friends. How do I know? Because my sister has some. Girls who don't connect with other girls (or do but backstab eachother and cause drama) are the ones who say they need platonic male friends when what they mean is they want beta males to orbit them and give them special attention in the hopes of getting laid when it'll never happen. That is truly what you want, but you are afraid to admit it.

But let's say you want to change that. Deep down you feel bad about it. If you want to change that, then you have to get a normal girl friend first. One you can trust. Trying to get a guy friend in any way is pointless because he'll have a long term plan of banging you. And of course, some guys will say "no way, never", but think about it: If you offered to suck their dick, would they refuse? If they wouldn't refuse a sexual act, they aren't really a platonic friend.

>>36673877
Just join a discord and ignore and report the beta guys coming onto you to the mods unironic orbiting is seen as really taboo to most guys online and the guy will most likely be outed for being that thirsty to message a girl solely because she's a girl

>>36674389
Can you recommend a server?

Hmm i'd be your friend. Honestly i have no interest in having any relationship with a woman over the internet that goes beyond frienship. That being said i probably won't be the only guy offering his friendship in this thread and i'm not really that much of an interesting person so...

>>36674404
what games do you play?
>ywpGq
here's a /vg/ league of legends server

>>36674483
I don't play games

origibl0x

>>36673877

Then make one friend. Why does everyone assume you need a fraternity of fake friends in your phone.

>>36674896
You don't have to play the game to join and even then that's what most servers are for other than porn or niche reddit servers for subreddits

>>36671585
men do this too, it's just people in general. sorry to hear though

>taking this bait


>being this original

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>>36671585
>tripfagging roastie

You should kill yourself, that will fix all ills.

Remember to sage and report roastie threads.

>>36676443
>niggerporn
fuck off cuckold

>>36676443
Why are you so mean?

45325526

Hi M. Gurde

>>36677266
Who?

80080888

>>36677355
What do you even mean with these numbers

>>36677449
I need to be original or I will be muted

If you were male, you'd just be ignored.

>>36677520
theon greyrat
Where's his other front leg? back or was it cut too?

>>36677507
I'd rather be ignored than stabbed in the back or used for sex.