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Man i dont know if its a robot thing, since my friendgroup is build out of robots
> robot friends
> robot has friends
-> not a robot ?

so to the problem, my friends barley want to do a adventure or sth worth to rember, i can convince them a few times and they really like it but it exaust me to convince them every time.
I dont know anybody with the humor like them, and sb i feel so related to, so i cant find someone other to do stuff like vid realted with me man...

some robots got the same problem to go out of the shell but nobody to do it with ?

Vid related, the mindset i have pretty much catched

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNxh40ZS6FA

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So how did prom went for you normies?

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Would I make a cute trap?

oregano

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>tfw you know Jesus is both the Son of Man and Lord of men
>tfw atheists try to roast you and you know its them who is going to get roasted if they dont stop and accept God as put forth by mainstream doctrines

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>Intelligence begets depression
>Depression begets introspection
> Introspection begets wisdom
>Wisdom begets character
>Character begets strength
>Strength begets action
>Action begets reality

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When did you first realise that your parents and family don't actually care about you?

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>stop worrying so much about whether you have a gf or not
>love will find you when you least expect it
>just let it happen
>you'll find someone one day, I promise

Why do normues lie to us instead of giving us the brazen truth so we can make changes/improvements before it's too late?

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I sent him a text to see how he was doing and this was his response: "Every single dirty picture I have of you will go viral and there will be no way to stop it. It all started back in 2011, freshman year. I found a Jailbreak repo that allowed me to get anything and everything from Amazon for free. Once I received my items, I went back to Amazon and sold them as a third party vendor. This lasted for about 8 months until a patch was developed. At that time I had about 25,000. I had to do more. This was when I learned about the Deep Web and S Road. I found an Amazon employee on the Deep web with verified credentials whom allowed me to access to his 50 percent off discount for a small fee. I used this to kick start my earnings for a while later. Scamming Amazon eventually got me into the market of selling hacked Paypal accounts via bitcoins as well as skimmed credit cards and very, very small amounts of counterfeit currencies. By 2014, I met you. I stopped everything and devoted everything I could to you while staying under the radar besides selling a few fake IDS. I decided to change every aspect of my life to better myself and just sit on investments cashing out small percentages at high points in the market and then reinvesting. I recently got back into the market and found a guy on the deep web who ahs doubled my earnings. By August 9th, 2016, FDA regulations on vaping devices are going to and all manufacturers to sell their products on the deep web, which in return will triple my bitcoin exchange. You sending me this single text has allowed me to clone your SIM. If you tell anyone, I will know. I have extracted your IP and MAC address and IP from a Skype conversation you had with a certain someone not too long ago. Anything you say, I WILL know and I WILL hit back hard."

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Should I robots? She started to sending me pics

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Unironically and non-memeing, at what age does it become irredeemingly embarrassing and shameful to still be a virgin?

I think 21/22 is the point of no return.

I'm 24 and still a virgin (aside from one awkward time with a hooker which I don't count because I didn't cum plus the condom was too thick), and I know I'm well past the point of no return.

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When was the last time you stayed up all night without sleeping and why?

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If you had a body like this do you think your life would be any better?

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"you're not confident"

Why do people feel the need to say this? It's happened twice in my workplace.

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Honestly if she can't convert from cartesian to spherical coordinates why even bother? THOTS BEGONE

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Wageslaves, have fun celebrating International Workers' Day today by waking up early and going to work like everyday! I'll be here sitting in my cozy room in my cozy undies which strongly smell like semen, improving myself and taking regular breaks to masturbate and play vidya. I'll go to sleep only when I'm tired and wake up tomorrow fulfilled for another day, while you continue to slave away.