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>I'm 19
>bf is 31
>10 years ago I was 9 and he was 21

that's a weird feel
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what the fuck are you doing here? FUCK OFF FAGGOT
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>wasting your youth on a man who can't attract women his own age

lmao what do you even talk about? videogames?
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>>36823017
neck yourself cunt. your kind are a plague to this board

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wut did i do wrong?
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She was obviously looking for a fight in the first place like jeez
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>>36822970
Based your conversation around some shitcan pun to hide the fact that you have nothing to offer this girl that she couldn't get from scrolling r/tinder or quitting mid masturbation to just go to sleep. Have you tried building a personality and then focusing on human discourse before trying to smash genitals with a stranger?
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puns are stupid, but she sounds like a b*tch

How well can you sing?
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I actually am a famous singer and I'm a grill :3 Not gonna tell you who though
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I didn't know she sang
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>>36822944
Go away Tay Tay

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Femanon here if you're not the guy on top please don't even talk to me.
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>>36822883

me too, i've only ever had BBC inside me, i've had white bfs before but i made them take me out and buy my stuff and then i dumped them when they tried to pressure me for sex!

i'm never taking small white cock! haha bbc4eva!
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fuck off you stupid nigger. vaginas are only 3"-6" long anyways
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>>36822981
>vaginas are only 3"-6" long anyways

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Femanons, why don't you put makeup on and lose weight so you can be a Stacy? It's that easy.
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>>36822874
Stacy with a bad case of scoliosis and mild social anxiety? I don't think it's worth it.
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>>36822874
Autism

original af
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>>36822969
it doesn't matter. people treat attractive people differently. you can have your "quirkiness" excused if you're pretty

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If even one person can love you, your existence isn't a mistake. Luckily for you, two people can love you. One of those people is yourself. So give it your all for you and that special other, because you both deserve it.
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I hate this poster. Stop
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I can't love myself because this "special other" hates me now. Guess I need to die.
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>two people can love you
hmmm
>One of those people is yourself.
[citation needed]
>and that special other
[citation needed]

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Black wombs were made to carry white seed. How does this make you feel?
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Hopeful that I might have a family one day.
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>>36822797
It'll happen anon. Keep working on yourself and you'll get your quality black waifu one day.
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>>36823091
Thanks, a man can dream

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>meet qt crazy girl
>she takes about 6 different meds for bipolar disorder, psychosis and torrets
>she tells me shes decided to stop taking her meds
>few days later she's having extreme manic episodes and paranoid thoughts
>I try to tell her she should really get back on those meds
>but she's also been the horniest I've ever seen her
>she practically rapes me whenever she's manic

What do /r9k/?
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continue RPing on 4chan
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Try and keep her as a fuck buddy.

Do not take as a gf
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I thought OP's pic was of Christine Chubbuck, so I'm gonna post this pic to bump the thred

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>4chan seems remarkably shitty lately
>see people complaining of "summer 4chan"
>mfw its actually people flooding in from /r/4chan
>mfw this summer is gonna be a long one
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>>36822714
>It's his first time on summer 4chan

Let a load of this newfag.
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>mfw summer never ends
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>>36822738
Uh oh are you fucking retarded?

I've seen summer 4chan before, but this is different. Summer 4chan is full of people who just don't understand how to fit in. This time it's people who THINK they know how to fit in, but it's like a second language to them.

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So I've been wondering this for awhile almost every pic I see of a fat guy he has a small dick...why is this?
>pic unrelated
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the pelvis gets fat too and hides part of the base
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>>36822690
maybe they all look small in comparison to there fat bodies
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What if they get fat because their dicks are small? Like, they know their subpar dick won't ever attract anyone, so why bother with the rest of the body?

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I fucking hate women. I gave up on those normie roasties already. But not even those neet e-girls are good, they're the same as those retarded roasties who only want chads. I can't even find dick to suck so I can stop being lonely. What's the quickest way to end this sweet suffering?
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Just be youseIf
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>>36822697
Fuck off normie get out and stay out rrrreeeeee.
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>>36822653
record yourself reading your post out loud and then listen to it.

>quickest way
just grow up and be yourself.

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Post your :
> age
> net worth
> wealth accumulation tips

Our autism keeps us from having friends and gfs, but it can also make us rich if correctly applied.

> 33
> $380k
> Low-cost index ETFs, rental real estate, and penny pinching
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the only good reason to get a ton of money is to get out of the rat race and then devote yourself to destroying capitalism
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>>36822552
> Low-cost index ETFs, rental real estate, and penny pinching

Requesting more details on what ETFs you've bought and your real estate situation pls.
Been holding some Visa stocks for some months now, they've done ok.
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>>36822552
>22
>bit over 3 million$
>dividend stocks, etfs and index funds

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If you could fuck one of these people, which one would you choose and why?
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>>36822522
GET THESE /B/-TIER THREADS THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU UNDERAGE CUNTS
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2nd from the right, oh my god
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The pajeet because she's the cutest and dresses appropriately.

Saturday, it's time for another "Comfy Waifu Thread"

Sorry last week's edition was missed.

This thread's subject: Ideal Dates with your Waifu.

Be kind to one another!
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>>36822499
I want to play music with Mio
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I would be down for anything as long I'm with her.
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>>36822734
Good to see you Lala-friend, I was worried since last week's thread went unposted.
I think the week before, was without a thread as well.

How are you?

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Hello /r9k/, fembot here.

Any experience with buttplugs? I feel like I'm late to the party with these things and I'm considering purchasing one. What do they feel like? How long do you wear it? What happens when you need to poop?
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>>36822458
>What do they feel like?
feels good. feels like it just fits perfectly and it's lewd
>How long do you wear it?
as long as you want, just while masturbating/having sex probably. like an hour at most.
>What happens when you need to poop?
don't
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Fembots aren't real you fucking newfag get out.
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>>36822544
I am a fembot, you little bitch boi.

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