tinder thread

She was obviously looking for a fight in the first place like jeez

>>36822970
Based your conversation around some shitcan pun to hide the fact that you have nothing to offer this girl that she couldn't get from scrolling r/tinder or quitting mid masturbation to just go to sleep. Have you tried building a personality and then focusing on human discourse before trying to smash genitals with a stranger?

puns are stupid, but she sounds like a b*tch

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>these rick and morty disses

Do normies do this kind of things?
Glad I've kept my distance.

>>36823314
This seems like the right type of place for you.

>>36822970
You originally did good OP

>>36823345
They really weren't funny. OP has a strange obsession.
For the record I have not seen any of Rick and Morty.

>>36823345
dont listen to this nerd idiot retart they were very funny
>>36823462
u r a stupid person and i dont like u pls go back 2 canada

>>36822970
Holy fuck she dominated you there. Jeez lad just delete your tinder. It's for the best.

>>36823426
I also need fresh reaction pics if you got any

>>36823487
They were a good indicator of OP's cancer

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op here she unmatched me so unfortuantly steph currys gone forever but heres another convo im having.

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>>36823837
>another convo I'm having
>hasn't replied in a week

>>36823837

I bet she's a real fat arse

>>36823837
Keep going until she blocks you

>>36823837
Good God, i can feel her gravity and stench through the phone

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Hi friends op here again ive brought you another picture

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Hi best pals ive got some more to share with my friends ;)

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>>36822970
You suggested curry, she said she didn't like it, then you immediately retracted and said you didn't like it. Which shows that you have no individuality and will do anything for the pussy while also not standing up for what you like. Just like what you like and own that. Even if it's not broadly popular. It will give you more confidence

pushing jokes past being funny is an autism thing right?

>>36824155

Are you pretending to be retarded or are you really that autistic?

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>mfw you are all too robotic to understand i use tinder 2 troll

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>>36824576
2/2 friendos

>>36822970
Holy fuck this is gold, I don't see why she wouldn't be interested in someone as funny as you.

>>36824596

>being this confident with girls
>getting snapchat names

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe@@!!!! GET OFF MY BOARD NORMAL FAGGGGGGG!!!!!!

>>36824884
i never kno wut to do after i get the snapchats though im always too afraid to be sexual in person cause i dont wanna go to jail on a false rape accusation

>>36824155
this was actually funny tho

>>36824964

You have to try and forget the autism and look for the signals. If she's compliant then go for it, but if she starts screaming then ya better make a run for it!

>>36825036
how does one simply forget the autism though? plus im no where near as clever in person

>>36822970
installed Tindr

seriously, fuck modern materialism

reject that shit like the cancer it is

be stoic in your isolation

>>36825099
Plus I know what the problem mainly is I'm not confident at all cause I have 0 hobbys besides video games and I feel like that makes me a boring person

>>36825099

You could try drinking a little alcoholic beverage before but I don't recommend that, as you might get too wonky and humiliate yourself.

The best /adv/ I can give is to just not drop your spaghetti and keep trying to act normal whilst the girl is there. You might be autist but I can guarantee that every girl you meet will also be slightly nervous and awkward at first too. Just go with the flow :-)

>>36825258
youre a very nice man i hope you are rewarded in life for being a good man

>>36825289

Thanks mate!

Now, go get those thots!

>>36825221
beats having a single hobby of watching tv shows like most/all women