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I was pretty repulsive for most of my teens but ended up making a change at 18, started working out more and paying extra for a good cut and maintaining a style.

Lost my virginity at 19, graduated college. Now im 21, have a good job, and go on lots and lots of tinder dates

>>36840997
I think you're terrible bait

>>36840997
You fucking wish you aspie shut-in fuck.

>>36840965
>talking to brown people

yeah sure why not originalolsos

absolutely

not worshipping black women is degeneracy desu

Blacks are actually attracted to obesity. That's where the THICC meme came from, and why the fattest ethnic/gender combination in the US by is black female, with mexican female a close second (for the same reasons) and everyone else far behind.

It's also why you see so many black men with fat white women or women who have surgically altered their asses to be fat despite the rest of their body being skinny.

>>36840897
Holy shit I went to high school with them.

>>36841125
I don't think blacks are more attracted to obesity, I think some who loves fat women have the balls don't give a shit about the socially acceptable.

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I know it's not aw cuck or trap thread but at least give it a chance

>>36840822
You'll either toughen up or wash out after the first week. All you need to do is keep your mouth shut unless spoken to, do what you're told as soon as you're told to and try to find a buddy there. If you get past the first month then nothing can really phase you from that point onward. Why are you enlisting anyway?

>>36841463
>Why are you enlisting?
I have no marketable skills and I'm inept at most things. Also, GI Bill.

>>36840764
>>get overwatch
>>itsprettyfun.jpg
is it?I havn't played video games in 5 years, wonder if should get into overwatch

>>36840811
Yeah it's fun. Especially if you have people to play with.

>>36840875
>Especially if you have people to play with.
oh...

>I just believe in me.

What are you on anon? I believe that some magical elf is gonna save me from my misery, but myself? Na uh

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>>36840803
>anon

whoops forgive me, didn't look at you, Tom

>>36840821
James, please stop calling me by my real name

>>36840702
you know a man is pathetic when he makes fun of people the way only a woman does

>>36840702
And normies wonder why people go on shooting sprees.

>>36840737
this. poor constitution, he was probably raised by a single mother

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>>36840684
Stop jamming your fingers in it's mouth then lad.

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they loves you so much they just wanna eat you up!!

I've let poop fuck me in the butt pretty much every day since I was a kid. Poop dick is spooky

I have found coffee to be unappealingly bitter every time I sampled it. People tell me it's an acquired taste, but I don't see the reason to force myself to drink something I don't need until I like it.

>>36840666
Satans posting in an /s4s/ thread

I like black coffee but I fucking hate coffeefags have throw an autistic meltdown someone puts milk or cream in it.

>>36840528
if it's about a detail like voice or something just own up to it and laugh at yourself, but if it starts to be a common thing start ripping into him equally. but honestly if you just responded with 'every genre' and gave no examples you asked for it

>someone couldn't comprehend "genre"
Maybe stop hanging out with people with an average IQ of 50

>>36840528
Fly off the handle back at him.
>You don't know what a genre is, are you retarded?
People get away with this stuff because you don't react, start being confrontational.

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this is one o em

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an obvious one

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this too with oregano on top

Was Elliot an aspie?

I don't get how he couldn't even bang a chubby 5/10. He had money, not bad looking (he's no Chad but he isn't ugly), and girls like that psycho Patrick Bateman type.

>>36840550
I don't think he was diagnosed, but it's possible

I think he was a hero

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>only 13 more years until 40yo virgin

>>36840504
His friends did it for the benefit of the white race

also to make their friend's penis feel good idiots

He wasn't happy. He had gone so long without any kind of human affection that he had convinced himself he didn't need it. He was a manchild living a delusion, just like you.

I'd rank women from 1 to 4 unfuckable.
When you're desperate you think you'd like to fuck anything that moves, but fucking a girl you're not attracted to is really unpleasant.

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>fixed
originallllll1

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>>36840480
Fixed it for you, frand

>go outside
>see a handful of cars
>0 walkers

I need people, but people don't exist around me

>>36840478
>finally go to walmart
>see happy couple
>day ruined

happens way to often

>>36840567
Arent there people in those cars?