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just bought my birst box of bondoms
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I could never fucking do this. How did it go?
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>>36927053
Why do you need them, Chad?
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>>36927616
I remember buying a box at the end of high school just as a promise to myself that I would use them before they expired. Tbqh it works as motivation, attaching it to something tangible
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Underemployed General 2017-05-11 01:05:53 Post No.36927033
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Planning on finishing my graduate degree (MBA) in December.
Currently work retail as a part time "sales associate" for $9.00
Only job experience is retail associate job.
No references
Just got through undergrad ( general business) as fast as possible.
No internships.
No career specialty
I fear that when I graduate in December that I won't be hired professionally because of my lack of experience, references, social networking etc. and won't be hired by non-skilled employers because of the degree (already rejected by some jobs for being "over qualified").
Not smart enough/not enough capital to open up my own business.
Anybody else in the same boat?
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>>36927033
same boat my friend
>biomedical engineering degree
>literally meme tier garbage out of all engineering majors but did it because 'muh research'
>profs were never interested in research projects i proposed so i never got to do any actual research
>only have shitty warehouse jobs as experience
now i'm studying programming as a backup
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>no expierience in anything
>no references
>no friends
>no parents to find me a good job
>too smart to work physicaly
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>>36927085
This is honestly why I'm really happy my parents talked me out of getting a super specialized niche degree (which sounded like bug money) and just told me to stick to Physics
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In love with an e-celeb,somebody kill me 2017-05-11 01:04:35 Post No.36927010
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In love with an e-celeb,somebody kill me
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>tfw crush on franku for years
>tfw kissless plain jane with gross humor and no friends
>tfw guy portraying him is actually a normie
>playing a retarded,meme sprouting character but hates his fans irl
>tfw he's actually a chad and into pretty,model stacies
>tfw Joji will never take your virginity and give you adorable hapa babies
Why even live
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He's a manlet at 5'8 so do what you will roastie
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I've worked with him in the past, you don't have to believe me, trust me you know nothing about him. I've known him since highschool and now know him as just a business partner (music industry).
He used to have an extremely bad issue with existentialism and the point of life and would cover it up with jokes and looking happy and he genuinely was happy but not when he was alone or just with 1 other person.
He's completely fine now and enjoying life and keeps faded for the most part.
Just be happy for him and thank him for making you feel a certain way, don't beg for his dick.
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>>36927079
If you know anything about him explain why he has an american accent
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Penis thread.
Do you like to succ or be succed?
Do you like small dainty feminine penises or long hard veiny ones?
Do you keep yours locked up?
Thoughts on penis in the butt?
Do you wish yours was bigger, or are you ok with it?
Worried about the quality of your erections?
Just want to share pics and maybe get a robot bf?
Want to laugh at gross roastie gashes?
Is yours feminine or masculine?
Robots only, no roasties allowed.
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>>36926989
>succ
>both
>sometimes
>benis should only go in butt and maybe mouth
>wish it was smaller
>yes, its been more effort to get fully hard lately
>pls give dom robot bf
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>>36927069
give boipuss
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>>36927069
j-just stick it in
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>So, anon? What was your first girlfriend like?
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>>36926936
I fear the day this actually happens
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I AM WEDDED ONLY TO THE ETERNAL MAJESTY OF JAPAN
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>>36926936
Listen here you flock of troglodytes. I don't nave nor never intend to ever have a human female for a girlfriend. Why do I need some wet, gushy hole when my hand can do the trick? Women are useless money pits
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>get circumsized they said
>it will be more hygienic they said
>girls love basketball texture
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>>36926932
My dick is circumcised and it doesn't look like that.
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All cut dicks look like they were dipped in acid then left in the sun to dry
fucking nasty sandpaper dicks and people actually think being cut is a good thing
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>>36927440
I'm cut and mine looks normal. OP must just live in the desert and dehydrate himself.
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ITT: We post the harsh truths of life.
> A winner is a winner, whether they cheated or not.
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>>36926888
op is a faggot
whether he posted or not
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>>36926888
Sisyphus is not happy.
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>>36926905
got em' goddamn
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>tfw BLACKED.COM is being co opted as a fashion brand/symbol by Chad
>this guy is so fucking alpha he wears a BLACKED hat in public with his girlfriend
Fuck man, robots can't have anything to ourselves can we?
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>>36926844
Here's your reply OP
Go get some fresh air
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>>36926844
I think that that guy is probably a cuck. Not a Chad.
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>>36926844
You should've asked him if he likes black dick.
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I've had this friend (who is a girl) since I was eight. We've been friends ever since. We had an inside joke that I could only eat one slice of pizza. She still brings it up every now and then so I have a plan to impress her. I have been training for this for a couple months without telling her. I'm going to invite her over and say I ordered a pizza. In reality, I will order two large pizzas. When it comes I'm going to casually eat at least an entire pizza (I've slowly built up tolerance to eat a lot of pizza) and I know it will impress her because before this shes only seen me eat 1 slice when we get a pizza. Do you think this plan can work?
Pic related, it's pizza
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>>36926828
What's the point tho?
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>>36926828
Are you fucking retarded? She will probably think you're a creep. You know what just do it anyways let me know what happens.
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Lmao any toppings?
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>tfw Shrek has gotten more hugs from qt wheelies than you have
Just kill me already.
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Anon... I dont know how to tell you this but I am shrek. You are shrek. We are all shrek. Shrek is love. Shrek is life
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>>36926808
>tfw no qt wheelie gf who will be entirely dependent on you
feels bad man
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>>36926808
>tfw no wheelie gf
porridge
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Fembot here. I wanted to do a vocaroo thread for lonely anons like me. Tell me something to say and I will say it for you. Whether it is comforting words or something to keep you warm. I have never done this before so sorry if I sound nervous or shy. <3
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"Happy birthday, Sam"
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>>36926796
Please say "I love you Charlie, forever and forever, no matter what" with a kissy sound at the end. :3
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Can you tell me about your day like we're just a normal couple talking
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Once you've come to the realization that you'll be a wizard and swear off normies forever, what is there to do with life?
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>>36926768
who is the qt pi?
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buy stuff, play vidya, make arts, shitpost
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>>36926880
who is the qtp2t?
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Fembots, when are you comfortable enough with a guy to take a shit in front of him?
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>>36926767
never, that's private time.
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>>36926767
Never,wtf
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>>36926779
>tfw you will never be part of a fembot's private time
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>the worst thing to ever happen to europe
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actually WWII was the worst thing to happen to europe
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>Hitler enacts Aktion T4
>hundreds of helpless disabled retards get culled
Best thing ever to happen to Europe.
>Hitler goes balls-out nuts
>Includes Jews in the euthanasia as well
>gets tons of histrionic bignoses pissed off enough to rally for special snowflake status
Worst thing ever to happen to Europe.
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>>36926756
What was up with Hitler anyway? Was it autism?
>have rice at restaurant
>it's amazing
>flavorful, soft, clumps up in little dry balls of deliciousness
>have rice at chink best friend's house
>it's amazing
>have rice at chipotle
>it's amazing
>decide i could be a rice guy
>buy a $30 rice cooker and a big bag of rice
>try to make rice
>flavoring didn't work, tastes like cardboard
>doesn't clump up in little balls
>every single little individual rice is separated from the rest of the rice, isolated and unable to bond with a group
>every individual rice is a lonely bland failure
EVEN WHEN I TRY TO DO SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS MAKING RICE, I ONLY SUCCEED IN CREATING TEN THOUSAND TINY MOCKERIES OF MYSELF
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You realize there are several different types of rice, right? You need a more glutinous variety.
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>>36926755
Maybe we are all just like your rice
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>>36926755
make sure you buy regular rice, all the other alternatives suck ass.
also I usually add some chicken broth when I'm cooking rice, it makes it 1000 time better.