Fembot here. I wanted to do a vocaroo thread for lonely anons

"Happy birthday, Sam"

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>>36926796
Please say "I love you Charlie, forever and forever, no matter what" with a kissy sound at the end. :3

Can you tell me about your day like we're just a normal couple talking

>>36926796

>Buy LTC silly nocoiners

pls say this

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>>36926796
can you say "kill yourself ross, you're such a loser"

>>36926796
Do the entire plane scene from TDKR using different voices for different characters:
https://youtu.be/J9neFAM4uZM

"what the fuck did you fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know..." etc etc

Are you a trap or do you have a vagina? It changes what I want to ask you to say

Also how long have you been a fembot or are you just a soc roastie slumming it?

>>36926796
One moment guys vocaroo is giving me issues >_<

>>36926814
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nnggBCRBFC

>>36926796
"May I drink from my cumglass now, master? (Yes you may.) *sip*, Thank you, master."

>>36926946
Too much competition elsewhere?

>>>/soc/25169447

>>36926950
Why would you do this to me.

Origana

>>36926814
https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/bu7w98rfu8fdxrmw

>>36926822
https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/2ns95a4lolb6edfu

Never used this site before so will see how this goes before doing more. Sorry if don't like voice. :S

Say "I am a dumb whore of no value. The only people who give me positive attention have no idea what I'm really like and would despise me if they did. I'm useless and should just give in to the urge to make the world better by exiting it."

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>>36926950
oregange

>>36927034
buttmad sad virgin detected
>not asking her to tell you "i love you"
you probably like traps

>>36926796
Lonely ... fuck off

>>36926796
Could you say

"Pascal, no matter what, I'll never give up on you. I will never let you continue living like this. Life is harsh, but I'll help you overcome your problems if you let me. I am the Misaki to your Sato."

>>36926892
I have a vagina sadly not a trap. :(

>>36926892
I don't go on /soc/. Actually only two boards I really go on is this or /pol/.

>>36926823
Hmmm I can try that. Not sure how I will go about it.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uCXYNSFQG7

>>36927029
bumping this for answer if it went well. Dunno why vocaroo isn't working for me.

>>36926796
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11vxzipaFlb

>>36927208
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o260taLgWb

>>36926822
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uIOF2Ivtyp

Can you please say "I never loved you, not really. I'm sorry we got wound up in all that but at least it's over now" ? Please!

>>36927239
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vBsV0EVSSc

>>36927239
Can you please say "Damn Blyrone why you staying at home all the time when you could get some of that sweet pussy?"

>>36927161
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tK2blEEvlk

>>36927285
That's the first time I've actually felt disgusted from hearing a female talk.

>>36926822
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZrnkDxrqzZ

>>36927288
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1omTBI6xMPu

>>36927285
literally can't figure out what the middle part of what you said.
Therefore, no response for you! Bye~

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>>36926871
someone say this pretty please

>>36927148
You have a pretty voice

>tfw no r9k/pol gf :(

>>36927288
Sorry but no. I'm embarrassed about being black. I just like lurking these threads to feel like I'm interacting and didn't like the other grill being mean to OP since she's just trying to make people happy.

>>36926871
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SFO45Vvsnn

Say "Okay, here's the deal fellas. One of you, all of you, none of you, maybe, know exactly what is going on here. Nobody talks. Nobody talks until I...

...figure out what I'm doing with this thing. I've got a lot on my mind, gentlemen. I've got a lot on my mind and a lot of gun in my hand so don't "F" this up. This is all like a puke dream that I can't seem to shake the sweats from, and every time I turn around, there's a shark and a clock... some sort of eyeball thing. Funny thing is, I have these weird flashes, like I've been somewhere before, ripped from somewhere, for reasons I don't understand."

You'll be the first cool fembot I've met here that's actually cool if you do.

>>36926796
Please say: "Who's behind you?"

>>36927329
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1o260taLgWb
Thank you, that laugh at the end actually made it better.

>>36927363
Was my post the reason you deleted your file? If that's the case I have to apologize, it wasn't my intention to make you feel embarrassed.

>>36927411
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0FsDTRqv4Ud

Can you say.
"You've finally beaten the NEET life. Maintain this job and reclaim your freedom. It's the only way to make it out of this place."

>>36927470
what's that accent anon? A dash of british in there.

>>36927532
good ears

>>36927470
Thanks, babe. You're good people.

>>36927525
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0gWhkQkqpx9

>>36927560
will you be my gf since i have such good ears? post your contact and location

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>>36926796
I want you to moo like a good cow.

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Could anyone do pic related? (with a mean laugh at the end)

>>36927588
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bKq38Qgs1V

Please say: Its going to be all right christian. Some things just dont work out, and thats okay.

>>36927588
Damn dude, that's so smooth and sexy.

>>36927617
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0CvPsvePhH2

>>36927411
Here's my go at it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qo3Hv9Vbm8
lol

>>36927636
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mBBflyfHvC
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QiCZWiP9Vf
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1shoNZNwzPp
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NozubdWYcL

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>>36927627
can you moan please?
and I'm serious about contact and location

>>36927709
>>36927692
both of you are a godsend

>>36927692
WTF im in love with you from your voice alone

>>36927724
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JKhRGg871o

>>36927709
Hahahaha that actually made me feel better. Thank you

>>36927692
Nice. 2 for the price of a post.

>>36927586
>listening
>wow this is pretty good
>ending
>fug

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>>36927651
Can you say a few more things please?

"Help me, I'm being attacked!"

"Let's group up."

"Get on the damn point already you jokers."

"Don't stagger"

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>>36927748
do the same, but add some sex related ad-libs.
preferably to showcase your submissive side.

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can you say

"come over here and massage my feet while i watch anime"

Can you say:

"Oh, please, push your cock into my asshole, it feels so good!"

>>36927745
Thanks!! :)

origiamimmklaka

>>36927787
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sDom1K5JQW
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nnWddrYdL5
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Uk3IU7ee8z
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1T7qldlA6ec

Tell me that you love me and care about me. You don't have to go into the specific reasons why you care about me but it would be nice. Thanks in advance!

>>36927802
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nHgZ3ZYMO3

>>36927806
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eYKiDSbwxt

Where do you live OP? Will you be my girlfriend? Please say London

>>36927884
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1BdxBxd35uc

>>36927847
are you single and where do you live

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Who /wageslave/ here

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FdEHgaEHHI

>>36927919

>>36927793
when will you be getting to this?

>>36927898
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GQu0R0RUA2

>>36927861
Thank you, I'm gonna put them to good use.

>>36926796
Could you say 'You're so special to me Connor, I love you so much' Thanks, that'd be much appreciated

>>36927927
well anon, why don't you get a new job narrating audiobooks?

>>36927947
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JGVQvip8FG

>>36927978
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vzHNbLOv7c
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zijQT1brk8

>>36927927
That was absolutely beautiful. Please, more

>>36927692
Say:
"You're pathetic Pokemon were no match for the might of Team Rocket. Now to tie you up and use my Hypno to brainwash you. No one can stop our evil power and soon we'll rule the world. Muhahahaha."

>>36927992
talk about how much you want me to cum in ur pu$$y.
and how much u love me and want to get married

Can you read this for me?

My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.

>>36928061
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0j91m0bCI8h

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>>36927990
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1V56d94Of7s

It's a depressing reality, anon.

>>36927925
>>36927925
Ohio, but ah, I'm holding out for someone. Thank you the positive feedback, though.

>>36928096
ok but serious no messing about. say it like you really mean it

>>36928115
you could get a job commenting baseball games. maybe start with AAA games.

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>>36928024
Thanks, I really appreciate you doing 2 for me.
This is gonna be a blast listening to these over and over again

>>36928115
You are a good man anon, I wish you well

>>36928132
are you fat? maybe we could be friends.

Say: "Stop acting like a loser and wasting your time on shitposting, video games, and jerking off to furry porn, Quinn! Go outside and meet people, maybe you'll even find a girlfriend!"

>>36927927
That was beautiful.

>>36928076
In 2 parts.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XcmyzMZt2p
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1FDqo0noHaB

>>36928132
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dugILeOdm7

>>36928216
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1EuKRmfjQ8K

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>>36926950
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nnggBCRBFC
das not a gurl

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>>36926796
Could you moan 'You know what really gets me wet? Listening to Aloe Vera Orchestra' T-that's what I'm calling an album I'm working on.


lol

>>36928096

>>36928150
hurry plss

>>36928368
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AwZlMWOnxC

>>36928387
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1K08gRfglEU

3am here, please whisper 'have a good sleep Adam' or something along those lines. Won't be able to otherwise

>>36928443
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0M9TnPWZRGw

please make burp noises

>>36928057
haha I tried this and it came out cringier than even my previous file so it went straight to the Recycle Bin. Sorry I didn't deliver, but thank you anyway for the request.

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>>36926796
>tfw no shy, sweet, nervous fembot gf
why the FUCK am i even alive

>>36928440
can you be more shy and submissive?
and be a little embarrassed about how much u enjoy being fucked. thanks

>>36928057
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mdHjrhL5Ia

>>36928529
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0vgNkWfRcT5

>>36928529
I got you anon don't worry

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1wgVzyt0kbo

>>36928595
kek'd

good job lad

>>36928480
It's cool. Thanks for putting in the effort for it.

>>36928530
Thanks. This is great.

Originigigi

>>36928213
haha is being fat a friendship disqualifier? that's actually hilarious to ask upfront, i admire that.

>>36928320
ohio losers who won't step outside of their house represent :3 assuming you're like me, that is. your voice is super cute btw

>>36928714
i like da fats
>>36928714
stepping outside puts my life in danger lol i live in little detroit.

>>36928670
actually, here it is dug out of the recycle bin for you, just for you
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TOJ0WPrnc9

can someone read a passage from one of my favorite stories?
>Without his glasses, The Misfit's eyes were red-rimmed and pale and defenseless-looking. "Take her off and throw her where you thrown the others," he said picking up the cat that was rubbing itself against his leg.
>"She was a talker, wasn't she?" Bobby Lee said, sliding down the ditch with a yodel.
>"She would of been a good woman," The Misfit said, "if it had been somebody there to shoot her every minute of her life."
>"Some fun!" Bobby Lee said.
>"Shut up, Bobby Lee," The Misfit said. "It's no real pleasure in life."

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>>36928115
Wish you the best, anon.

Hhhhhhh

>>36928775
Fantastic. Glad you ended up posting it anyways.

>>36928115
Your voice... is so smooth

>>36928795
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ICZZfF99NV

>>36928880
thanks anon. can I give you more things to read?

>>36928115
I know these feels.. so well... best way to network is social media. or college kids always can use voice actors and shit for their projects.

Can you please say "Hulian, shut the fuck up already, bastard"

>>36928880
ill take that as a yes.
>Save on the stage, the handsome fellow has no appreciable advantage in amour over his more Gothic brother. In real life, indeed, he is viewed with the utmost suspicion by all women save the most stupid. A ten-cent-store girl, perhaps, may plausibly fall in love with a movie actor, and a half-idiotic old widow may succumb to a gigolo with shoulders like the Parthenon, but no woman of poise and self-respect, even supposing her to be transiently flustered by a lovely buck, would yield to that madness for an instant, or confess it to her dearest friend.
>The disdain of the pretty fellow is often accounted for by amateur psychologists on the ground that women are anesthetic to beauty-- that they lack the quick and delicate responsiveness of man. Nothing could be more absurd.

>>36929027
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dRushH7EWV
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0niwfx1dD0u
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1SKrMJZb4vI
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00Ttg2Rs7kT
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ThuDOYcicN

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>>36926796
Can OP please say "Alex, you're worth something".

It would mean a lot, seriously.

>>36929095
woah, thanks

>>36929083
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nTepGMRleC
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1h3j6Zy4OdM

>>36929103
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10wDWwLIBBe
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ui60yBVuJ6

Thank you for making me feel less like a piece of shit.

>>36927927
well that was beautiful anon. how old are you?

>>36929180
wow these are wonderful.

Now from a textbook of mine:
>Passage to the limit is one of the most important operations in analysis. The basis of this operation is the fact that the distance between any two points on the real line is defined. A number of fundamental facts from analysis are not connected with the algebraic nature of the set of real numbers (i.e. with the fact that the operations of addition and multiplication, which are subject to known laws, are defined for real numbers), but depend only on those properties of real numbers which are related to the concept of distance. This situation leads naturally to the concept[t of "metric space" which plays a fundamental role in modern mathematics.

>>36926796

Could you do a recording of you laughing at me? You don't even have to actually say anything (unless you want to), just laugh in a mocking tone.

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>>36929195
Thanks, doll, it means a lot just to hear it from someone.

Even if it was on command.

>>36929271
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0NnVn8Fa8lv

>>36929295
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02l4n93Kr8l

>>36929338

a poem, anon.

>The world is charged with the grandeur of God.
It will flame out, like shining from shook foil;
It gathers to a greatness, like the ooze of oil
Crushed. Why do men then now not reck his rod?
Generations have trod, have trod, have trod;
And all is seared with trade; bleared, smeared with toil;
And wears man's smudge and shares man's smell: the soil
Is bare now, nor can foot feel, being shod.

And for all this, nature is never spent;
There lives the dearest freshness deep down things;
And though the last lights off the black West went
Oh, morning, at the brown brink eastward, springs --
Because the Holy Ghost over the bent
World broods with warm breast and with ah! bright wings.

>>36928775
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TOJ0WPrnc9
this awesome anon thank you

Make a 1 minute long vocaroo of you turning an autistic NEET virgin down.

BE MY GF PLS PLEASE I AM SO LONELY PLEASE

>>36929489
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pReDdMaVru
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0eCBul3e7od

>>36929375

Fuck...thank you so much.

hey femanon how much do you enjoy making lewd vocaroos?

>>36929536
I-I can give you a picture of my dick...

>>36929585
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dPSRXvoEAM

>>36929536
please read this
>Compared with the small-town Gori, the Caucasus capital offered a grand drama of incipient modernity, but Iosif Jughashvili did not see much of the city, at least not initially. His immediate world, the theological seminary, was dubbed the Stone Space -- a four-story bastion of neoclassical facade. If the main classical gymnasium stood at the pinnacle of the local educational hierarchy, the seminary--more accessible to poor youth--was not far behind. The building, at the southern end of Golovin Prospect on Yerevan Square, had been purchased by the Orthodox Church from a sugar magnate (Constantine Zubalashvili) to serve as the new home of the seminary in 1873. For the hundreds of students who lived on the top floor in an open-style dormitory, their daily regime generally lasted from 7 am until 10 pm.

>>36929657
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09QTXeCcDA4

In the voice of a hard boiled private detective

>Look, you know, I don't know too much about this gal, but she mustve been really stupid if she let YOU go.

> its a pity. You know, I really wouldve liked to have gotten my palm read... Could have held your hand a little while longer.

>>36929766
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bH19K6dPma

>>36929789
can you recite these lyrics for me?
>Sweet communist
>The communist daughter
>Standing on the sea-weed water
>Semen stains the mountain tops
>Semen stains the mountain tops
>With cocoa leaves along the border
>Sweetness sings from every corner

>>36929789
Would you please read this?
"you rob me of everything warm in my life, I give and give but there's nothing inside that heart. You have no empathy and I don't understand why I never saw that before.You're imitating real people, disgusting."
Thanks in advance

>>36929789
thanks that came out a lot better than i expected :3

>>36929789
spit this verse for me anon
>Niggas be running through the block shooting
>Time to start the revolution, catch a body head for Houston
>Once they caught us off guard, the Mac-10 was in the grass and
>I ran like a cheetah with thoughts of an assassin

>>36929828
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qUTsmQr5f4

>>36929854
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SyxmcuknNh

Please do this for me OP:
"Shhh, no need to talk. Words are empty. Just keep drawing, okay?"

>>36929896
lol what is this crap
is it ironic

>>36929896
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SRSy1V7BhE

>>36929943
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fFXMGnvnvX

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>>36929940
Thank you very much. I fully realize we're hobos asking for our soup in an endless line, so please receive an old meme.

These are all too cute.

I hope I get a gf as cute as the grills posting here.

>>36929967
read this quote, just like bill the butcher would

>I know your works. You are neither cold nor hot. So because you are lukewarm, I will spew you out of my mouth. You can build your filthy world without me. I took the father. Now I'll take the son. You tell young Vallon I'm gonna paint Paradise Square with his blood. Two coats. I'll festoon my bedchamber with his guts. As for you, Mr. Tammany-fucking-Hall, you come down to the Points again, and you'll be dispatched by my own hand. Get back to your celebration and let me eat in peace.

"I hope every single one of you die painlessly tomorrow."

>>36927029
You're a good person. Good job.

>>36929991
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0fFXMGnvnvX
Alright, so where do I send the marriage certificate and what do we name our adopted dog?

>>36929896
good taste my man
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cz765Y4Alw

please say

"We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children"

In a Russian accent
> It not the best time for intercourse comrad, only after we destroy the capitalist pigs can you penetrate my pizda

>"They may take our lives but they'll never take our freedom!"

Put your soul in it OP pls.

>>36930158
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QCQniNId3I

>>36930174
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1CLJ2xmg2wJ

>>36930218
>>36930069
onegai op-san desu.

>>36930119
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0H2ap6eJxRG

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser user Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

>>36930272
Wait a fucking second.

I recognize this voice.

Did you do book readings before? Don't be alarmed, I just think it would be cool if you did, "The things they carried", yes? If I'm wrong its fine, regardless you should look into voice overs and reading.

And regarding the family pet, the cat will do but it must not enter my study.

>>36930319
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KpPbzmZSSw

>>36930369
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1alm0RntTbS

>>36930218
Kill yourself roastie, you fucking traitor.

>>36930401
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15XPx6JLQTK

Say Miguel you are the the best boyfriend i could ever have and i would love to meet your parents.
Fuck im lonely

>>36930473
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y5XNwWv6AZ

>>36930493
please read this in your british accent:


Your father made fetuses with flesh licking ladies
While you and your mother were asleep in the trailer park
Thunderous sparks from the dark of the stadiums
The music and medicine you needed for comforting
So make all your fat fleshy fingers to moving
And pluck all your silly strings and bend all your notes for me
Soft silly music is meaningful magical
The movements were beautiful all in your ovaries
All of them milking with green fleshy flowers
While powerful pistons were sugary sweet machines
Smelling of semen all under the garden was all you were needing
When you still believed in me
Say what you want to say and hang for your hollow ways
Moving your mouth to pull out all your miracle for me

>>36930530
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lE3r90OV3k

>>36930473
Thanks.
Can i ask for lewd stuff
I would love you if you could moan a bit and in a raspy voice say: "i love you so much Miguel!"

>>36930582
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HnIKLdMm2p

>>36930607
you're kind of a cunt but i'm into it

>>36930607
Oh my!
Thank you very much
>>36930631 ignore this guy you are great and for another request can you dirty talk i mean like seduce me.
Wew im pathetic

>>36930657
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u6AmvFDLQi

OP please say, "All I'm asking for you to do is get out of bed today, and please wake up tomorrow okay?...I want to see you again..please?"

>>36927748
Can you like actually masturbate and do that?

>>36930724
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PJItRnFUCR

>>36930740
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ddWuLyqEOG

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>>36930716
oh that actually made me hard, now can you just talk a bit about yourself also have a doodle for your kindness

>>36930774
I can tell fake moans from real ones, liar

>>36930716
This bitch is like a fucking phone sex operator

This is max lewd slurp sounds of sucking a dick and say "i love you so much anon"

Please do an "i love you anon" that would great, thanks

>>36930788
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rVG9lML1SB

>>36930779
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KEQEnEQiS7

>>36930860
This from the girl who put fake moans up and tried to be sexy with it

"I'll go on. You must say words, as long as there are any - until they find me, until they say me. (Strange pain, strange sin!) You must go on. Perhaps it's done already. Perhaps they have said me already. Perhaps they have carried me to the threshold of my story, before the door that opens on my story. (That would surprise me, if it opens.)

It will be I? It will be the silence, where I am? I don't know, I'll never know: in the silence you don't know.

You must go on.

I can't go on.

I'll go on."

>>36930855
http://vocaroo.com/i/s111sCslHNAq

>>36930858
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IIkvgMBBFv

>>36930890
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZLBySkUPel

>>36930908
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s111sCslHNAq
This is horrible. I don't know how you anons get off to this

>>36930908
read this for us please anon:
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Fuck Me Like a Whore Tonight!

Mmm, I'm so wet. I want you to fuck me like a whore tonight. Tell me you fucking hate me. That's it, push it in nice and slow. <Squeak> That was TOO rough! No! Not too hard!

<Act like he keeps fucking you hard, regardless of what you say>

That hurts <Moan> It hurts. Fuck! Pull my hair. I've been a good girl today. Fuck me like the good little whore I am, I deserve it.

<Spank your own ass hard enough so we can hear>

Yes, sir! <Moan> Grab my ass, it's yours; I'm all yours! (Moan) You're so deep! <Moan> I hope it's all fitting. Please make it all fit, master. (Squeak) Fuck! I wanna cum all over that dick!

<Act like he puts his fingers in your mouth after he just rubbed your clit and you dripped all over his fingers, but suck on your own fingers>

I love the taste of my own cunt! Fuck that cunt! Choke me like a nasty little bitch! Mmm, yeah, take that cunt; it's all yours. Ooohhh! I'm gonna cum! Are you going to let your little girl cum? Fuck me harder. <Moan> Fuck, fuck me! <improvise to orgasm> Oh, Thank you, Sir!

>>36930926
I'm a guy. These are children and manchildren, you idiot.

Say "you're a big guy"
originallyyyyyy

>>36930965
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10drXDJwapN

>>36930982
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RL1SMKKDAl

>>36930990
I'm a straight 'cisgendered' male, you useless fuck. You can't even make my dick hard.
>inb4 ED

>>36931012
FOR YOU
original nigeroni I'm really hard now

Can you do one of you laughing?

Can you tell me that everything is going to be ok? Also " Gardener and garden.-- Out of damp and gloomy days, out of solitude, out of loveless words directed at us,conclusionsgrow up in us like fungus: one morning they are there, we know not how, and they gaze upon us, morose and gray. Woe to the thinker who is not the gardener but only the soil of the plants that grow in him" would be nice.

Going to bed. Can you wish me a good night?

>>36930946
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QPhOi33OcP

"If this is a dream i hope i never wake up,i love you, i could never live tihout you i.. want to be with you forever and ever.Sorry for sounding so cheesy but this is truly the happiest moment in my life"
Could you say that in your cutest voice?

>>36931012
I was banejerking but really hard if I have to click that button all the time, can it be put on loop. Also can you make the "you're a big guy" maybe sound a little more sexy?

>>36931099
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1yt4Ic6aknT

>>36931052
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OTXFEYKTN1

>>36931209
Thanks I will.

Good night to you too.

>>36931205
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n6gNf9rCqL

Ok i request this in your sluttiest voice possible
"Im going insane!" Shove it harder up my ass pleasr im your personal cumdumpster im your slut cum all over me defile me shove that thing in my shithole"
And while saying that could you mix up moans and stuff
Sorry for the slutty request.

>>36930103
Are you still on discord? I miss you

>>36931180
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jmBraWRK3z

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Gardener and garden.-- Out of damp and gloomy days, out of solitude, out of loveless words directed at us,conclusionsgrow up in us like fungus: one morning they are there, we know not how, and they gaze upon us, morose and gray. Woe to the thinker who is not the gardener but only the soil of the plants that grow in him


Please

>>36931258
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nFZF8mZ4Xp

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>>36926796
Howling, we rest.

On night's fangs,
nightmares of old,
body to a mortal's allure.

Brokenness as satisfaction.

>>36931209
can you read this quote

>They [the Jews] are the greatest controllers of Black minds, Black intelligence. They write the scripts -- the foolish scripts on television that our people portray. They are the movie moguls that feature us in these silly, degrading, degenerate roles. The great recording companies that portray our people in such a filthy and low-rating way, yet they would not allow such a man as Michael Jackson to say one word that they thought would besmirch their reputation, but they put us before the world as clowns and as purveyors of filth. No, I will fight that

>>36931268
That was beatiful i cried i wish an actual girl would say that to me why am i crying

>>36931056
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HoaAcI3zAW
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1whAnuf3llU

Someone say "Onii-chan, kimi no chinchin wa tabetai."

>>36931312
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1piVubnYUI3

>>36931375
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NmUnE3lfjn

>>36931375
Your dick is what. pham?

>>36931308
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MUOVAabNvA

>>36931405
*o tabetai

>>36931436
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11kT17wMz7Z

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>>36931399
Thank you gozaimasu

>>36931244
Not as weird as you'd feel if you were on the other end of this dick. Exhausted myself. At the climax I yelled out MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN. If you could do a MAGA that would be hot

>>36931421
I thank you muchly. I'll save it now.

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>>36931453
T-that was a lot more effective than anticipated.

>>36931458
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RIYYBXw86S

>>36931473
Nice. Much appreciated

>>36931164
can you do a lot of improv like that but with softer moans & whispers? and add in spank sounds and other sound effects.

>>36926796

Talk about how much you want me to eat your shit and lick your dirty unwashed asshole

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OZaBJtkFjn

>>36931610
>>36931524
no you must do this before you go

Anon you are so useless! I hate you anon! Fuck you anon!!( Very angry and then lower your voice) anon why are you doing this? Anon stop hurting yourself? Anon... please i love you

>>36931685
Are you trying to make me sad again? originally

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Miscalculated sympathy,
bloody-mouthed with orchids.

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>>36931345
Thank you desu. Oriugxannuli