Fembots, when are you comfortable enough with a guy to take a

>>36926767
never, that's private time.

>>36926767
Never,wtf

>>36926779
>tfw you will never be part of a fembot's private time

>>36926779
>>36926790
Took my GF about three months.

>>36926767
The only two human beings I've taken a shit in front of are my dad and my mom, when I was younger than 4 years old.

Anything other than that is definitely no.

Plus, my shitting time is "think about various abstract concepts and then look them up on wikipedia" time.

>>36926779
>>36926967
Most animals, humans included, are capable of having a full bowel movement in under 20 seconds.

>>36926819
a-anon?
WHAT I VERY BUSY
i think i'm ready.. y-you come watch me p-poop
OK SMELL VERY NICE
w-want to wipe my a-ass?
OK I WIPE WITH WIPES, HAHA ITS THE SAME WITH AN S

>>36927907
It was more like

>hang on, I gotta go to the bathroom
>*doesn't close door*
>hey, did you take notes in class this morning?

She's pretty chill. Still won't let me stick in her butt tho.

>>36928476
Get her drunk and fuck her ass

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>tfw your gf will let you watch
>tfw it's your fetish
>tfw going to try to talk her into letting me sniff her shit.

>fembots, when are you comfortable getting a colonoscopy in front of your man?
>fembots, when are you comfortable eating your tampons in front of your man?
the fuck kind of question is this

>>36928515
We're working up to it. She lets me stick a finger in there while we're having sex.

would femanons be up to getting peed on in the shower?

>>36928585
Neither of those occur in my home. My GF taking a shit does. Being in longtime close proximity with another person typically means you relax some of those social taboos.

lol my gf sends me snapchats while she's taking a shit all the time.

Not of the actual shit.

Just her.

Lookin cute.

While dropping a tanker.

Love that girl.

>>36928653
Don't be stingy, share dem pics.

>>36928653
share pics of her poo

Never, my poop is so big that I need to use all my might to get it out and nobody needs to see that.

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>>36928653
She needs to start sending you her shit. My ex-gf used to do it. Screenshot'd every single one and jerked off to it.

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>>36928585
fuckin hot


not original

>>36927078
ok, seriously, what's the deal with this?

it takes me like 5 seconds to shit but it seems like everybody else spends fucking eons on the toilet at a time

>>36928709
>gf
>girl
>jerked off on her shits

hmm

>>36928796
I can't poop without my phone. I literally shitpost, and I guess that's why it takes longer.

>>36928796
I dunno man. Ever since I was a kid I took long ass shits. Drop it in the first 10-15 seconds. Maybe have some follow up a minute later and spend the rest thinking or looking shit up or reading. Plus if I don't take my ten minutes my asshole feels weird like it ain't right or something.

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>>36928974
>implying girls don't fart and shit
>implying women farting and shitting isn't hot
How does it feel to be a pleb faggot?

and filling diapers and panties.

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Why is shit so patrician?

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>>36928709
just because some camslut shit in a bag and sent it to you for $100 doesn't make her your "girlfriend".

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>>36929297
Boy is someone mad.
Why are you so mad Anon?

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>>36929403
>>36929297
I like how we both killed this thread with scat porn, good job.

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>>36929941
It was a pleasure Anon.

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Don't die, shitty thread!

>dating bf for two years
>tfw still don't even fart in front of each other.
I've teased him to try and get him to fart in front of me and he refuses.

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I love all the scat porn.
>post more please

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>>36930701
Do you fart infront of your bf? (assuming you're a fembot)

>tfw gf knows you have a fart fetish
>tfw she likes it because she can fart infront of you and there are perks to it.

>>36930851
Here you go Anon-kun.

>>36930903
>Do you fart infront of your bf?
no, we don't fart in front of each other.

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>>36930851
What are your limits?

>>36926767
she drops a turd, i drop her

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>>36930943
Why not start farting infront of him and make it something that happens naturally.
I've never understood why people make such a big deal about farting infront of their bf or gf espically if you've been dating for 1+ years.

>>36930851
more for you anon-kun

>>36931006
my farts go from 0 to over 9000 real quick. like the smell of rotting flesh being dissolved in chemical waste bad. not trying to ruin my life here anon.

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>>36931359
I guess I'm biased because it's my fetish and the smells don't bother me if not turn me on.

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>>36931359

i have a coworker who eats alot of red meat and therefore his farts/shits are like a fucking chemical gas attack they tink so bad lke b.o mixed with pure diarrhea

>we have to bleach the shitter after he takes a fat nasty fat guy shit from the stench alone
>mfw

>>36931475
>red meats
Yeah think I found your problem there bill.
Cook the meat and add some fiber to your diet.
Also find whys to eat healthier and it wont smell.

>>36931450
I would have guessed as much.
>>36931475
i rarely eat red meat and actually eat a lot of vegetarian meals and yet I will randomly have the foulest shits/farts and i dunno know why.

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>>36931525

hes a fat gay guy (like 280-300 lbs and 5'7)

his anus is probably the size of a frisbee so the shit probably just festers in his upper bowels before simply falling out of him

>>36931006
>image

Y A M E R O

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>>36931006
>>36930945
>>36930903
all this cartoon nonsense is boring.

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>>36931627
I have 200GB of video I wish I could post, but can't. Sorry Anon.

never unless he for some reason wants me to shit in front of him. even then it would be an unsatisfying and self conscious shitting experience.

>>36929197
>my asshole feels weird like it ain't right or something.

Please tell me why it does this.

>>36929202
i like the 2d art cuz it's cute, and i hate you cuz you like poopee. just ew, anon.