Pizza

>>36926828
What's the point tho?

>>36926828
Are you fucking retarded? She will probably think you're a creep. You know what just do it anyways let me know what happens.

Lmao any toppings?

>>36926828
she will probably think it is gross. however, if she likes you it wont matter that it is gross and she will appreciate that you did something funny for her.

>robots can't into basic human social situations

lmao that nibba gonna be tracked down

What size is the pizza? If its anything smaller than 20", she is gonna be completely turned off.

Is this real autism or just pretend autism?

lol hopefully she is 12

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>>36926868
That would fill up my stomach with unnecessary volume.

>>36926896
Good question! It's 16 inches, which is bigger than the standard 14 so I'm hoping it will be enough to impress.

>>36926828
It's gonna blow her mind, you might want to have an ambulance on standby. Remember to tell us how it went after you do it.
Are you in love with her?

>>36926974
I've trained specifically so I won't need any medical assistance. Pretty tasty training honestly.

I might be in love wither her

>>36926995
I meant for her, as her mind will be blown. You'll probably want someone to scoop her brain back into her head.
Go for a kiss after you finish the pizza.

>>36926995
Good luck, Anon! And remember to pay attention to any signs of her not finding if funny or being uncomfortable so you can stop eating and change the subject.

>>36926828
>and I know it will impress her because before this shes only seen me eat 1 slice when we get a pizza

This is rational thinking being applied to a girl who is not on the same plane of thought as a man, I.E. a BIG MISTAKE. Don't do it OP. Why bother? Let me put your situation into the lens of a boy and a girl

>guy sees you eat a huge pizza
>holy shit dude that was fucking impressive, you're like 100 lbs how did you do that?

>girl sees you eat a huge pizza
>oh my god what a slob. How will other people see me if I go out with him? Will he do this in public?

Girls only care about the world looking at them - even if you are a lifelong "friend" of hers, she will not engage with you romantically unless you possess Machiavellian power personality characteristics - wealth, cunning, presence, implied and obvious power (physical & influence-wise).

If you really like her, you're going to have to improve yourself as a man (lift weights, get smart and put yourself on a path to succeed financially, show off your wealth and power in acceptable ways), otherwise you have no chance. There are a hundred Chads in your area who have been doing this since they were 5 years old flexing their muscles in the Kindergarten playground and you are far behind buddy

>>36927056
Don't discourage our guy, he knows this girl and probably can predict how she will react. Also it's a joke, it's supposed to make her laugh and appreciate the thought, not impress her.

>>36927056
It's in private, i.e. I'm not gonna go out to a Pizza Hut and sit down and eat a whole pizza. Idk, I think the pizza thing is kinda different from the standard Chad stuff, I'm kind of confident she'll find it at least mildly entertaining.
>>36927092
yah

>>36927278
Chad's just a bogeyman people use to try to make insecure robots more insecure, don't worry about it. She'll love seeing you finish an entire pizza.
And then she'll love you