>So, anon? What was your first girlfriend like?

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>>36926936
I fear the day this actually happens

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I AM WEDDED ONLY TO THE ETERNAL MAJESTY OF JAPAN

>>36926936
Listen here you flock of troglodytes. I don't nave nor never intend to ever have a human female for a girlfriend. Why do I need some wet, gushy hole when my hand can do the trick? Women are useless money pits

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>>36926936
D-Definitely existent. S-She was really into being real and s-stuff. R-Really hot, t-two dimensions and- I mean FOUR dimensions- I mean- T-The normal amount of dimensions and OH LOOK, I JUST GOT A TEXT FROM HER, SHE WANTS TO GET BACK TOGETHER AND DO SEX ON ME, GOTTA GO, BYE!

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>>36926936
>hey look, it's my brother anon

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She succ it

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>>36926936
i have never had a girlfriend

>why not?

tell them that modern women are not to be trusted and that their DNA in inbeded with the ravenous urge to cuck ect.

>*gets pathologized and shunned*

>>36927820
>tfw only child
I wish I had a sibling just so I had some amount of normal social interaction.

>I never had a gf
>"stop liking anon"
>I'm not
>"woah, woah, woaaah, looks like anon is some kind of player, haha!

Either that or they ask if I'm a virgin.

>>36927874
>it's another nurture over nature fag

anon, i realized it when i was 1

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>>36927774
>not having a dimension transcending gf

wrong awnser

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I'd be a fucking man and tell them the truth. That I'm not interested in women.

she was fat and I wanted to date my guy friend instead pls pass the salad

>>36927948
this. more and more mgtows are straight up telling normies to their faces and blowing them out of the water.

>>36927948
>>36927974
What came first, anons? The chicken or the egg?

>>36926960
how do they respond to such a bold answer?

we got a madman on our hands, bots

>>36926936
Iike Bags of sand, she was

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>"BRAH, WANNA GO SEND IT AFTER THESE BORRITOS THEN GO SMOKE SOME DAB AT MY HOUSE CH-A-A-A-A--A-A"

>>36927994
chicken i guess

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She was uhhh hot and had like...boobs and stuff
You don't know her she went to another school

>>36926936
A fat crazy furfag girl that thought she was a werewolf and kept a folder full of pictures of dogs humping.

No, we didn't have sex. I never even got to third base.

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>>36926936
>"Anon, i heard your a MGTOW. What does that mean?"

>>36926936
I tell them the story of how a girl approached me during lunch of Junior year. We spent time together, spent halloween together, I asked her out the following day, and we dated for 2 weeks til her friends said they didn't like me. Then she broke up with me, stopped hanging out with her friends, and spent every lunch with me anyway. Then proceeded to kill any attempts at starting up again. Neat.
Oh and shes now an ugly lesbian furry, so bullet dodged there, I guess.

Really sweet, but then it turned out she only started dating me to spite my best friend. And then we threw sand at her. Second grade counts, right?

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>why aren't you watching the Superbowl with us, anon?

>>36928187
>what do you mean you aren't entertained by a ball being tossed up and down a field for 90 minutes?!

>>36927994
>>36928060
It's the egg, but I don't see how that matters.

>>36927820
This picture triggers me.

>Get the fuck out of my house, normies

>>36928187
holy fuck just the picture gives me massive anxiety

>>36926936
Paranoid and rude to my friends. I enjoyed caressing her fat mulatto body though. Could be a fembot now for all I know.

ACW if you're reading this, here's to you doll.

>>36928259
This. That picture is nightmare mode.

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>>36928269
>"ayo, whitboi, come sit wit us an chill"

>>36927900
>Female coworker asks me if im a virgin
>Say yes
>A week later she asks if i would get with a fat chick (she's fat, not even like thicc meme fat but just a sphere with arms and legs)
>Say no
There's my one chad moment for my lifetime. I think i used it well.

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>>36928286
>tfw no black gang of friends to hang with

>>36928209
>heh, me smahty, me bettah than dummeh spotes

And you wonder why people don't like you.

>>36928233
>>36928060
You didn't just decide one day that women ae irredeemable and that you were going to live without them: you were repeatedly rejected, ignored, reviled and laughed at until eventually you retreated into MGTOW as a means of convincing yourself that it's entirely your decision to not have sex with women because you're just too intelligent.

Just nut up and admit you're gene trash like the rest of us.

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>>36928290
I AM WEDDED ONLY TO THE ESOTERIC WIZDOM AND PAIN OF WIZARDRY

>>36928286

Spotted the weeby dork black guy, he is the one on the far end of the right side. He is the one who remembers every scene from DBZ and has a daki.

>>36928323
>hurr you have to be entertained by sports or you're just a pretentious fuckwad who's looking down on us

Why can't I just not see the fucking appeal? The same way Chads look at anime or non-COD/sports vidya and think "lol what is this gay shit" is how I look at sports.

>>36928339
>people live differently than i so i must pathologize them to make them seem like misfits

>>36928339
>leICANREADYOU:D

yes, you summed up the deep intricate neurological wiring and thought patterns of an individual just by reading a post on a Vietnamese basket weaving forum

>>36928339
>you were repeatedly rejected, ignored, reviled and laughed
One needs to make an attempt before they're rejected. I never bothered because I'm not interested in sex or relationships. I don't consider myself mgtow, and the people who do are all mentally ill faggots beyond repair.

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>"heeeyyy! theres our computer guy!

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>>36926936
>What was your first girlfriend like?
>your fist kiss?
>my ex-gfs are so annoying, anon tell me about your exs?
>tell us your adventures?

I'm so fucking tired of normies asking me this type of shit that I invented very consistent lies about all that shit so every time a normie faggot ask me any of those questions I have proper answer ready

>>36928339
I'm not saying I'm not gene trash, but I've never been romantically rejected.

>>36928478
>ginger and fat girl already at table

I don't know what you mean family.

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>>36926960
she must be very old now

Well, I followed this video on how to get her:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p302j9YRs9w

>>36928478
>I just loooooooove when you call attention to me when I'm going to the restroom. Thanks guys. Want to listen as well? Should I leave the door open?

>>36926936
underrage

She was hot and cute. Kinda childish. She liked doing sports and was outgoing.

I don't know why she ever thought I was a good idea. Naturally it didn't take her too long to realize I wasn't.

I don't know why I thought she was a good idea either. Now I'm not attracted at all to the girls in my league.

>>36928810
she got angry a lot

>>36928286
those are pro basketball players, i'm sure they'd be nice

She became a lesbian after we broke up. Thanks for reminding me. She's married to a woman now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2GWJC5N3Tw

>>36928362
Do you mean Kevin Durant?
I think he might actually be a robot...

>>36928848
As someone who's met multiple players, you would be surprised.
Tyson Chandler, the one smiling on the left side, is actually very nice.