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Rise and shine wagecucks! Today's your big day, it's Friday. I bet you woke up full of joy and glee because today's your last day. *chuckles*

Don't get your hopes up you pathetic slave, this weekend will fly by fast and once again you will be put to your misery while I enjoy my vivacious life with your girlfriend, all while you work for minimumbux.

Oh, speaking of Stacy, she's actually waiting for me in the bedroom! I have prepared a delightful breakfast for the two of us. Freshly squeezed juice from delectable oranges straight out of my garden, scrumptious homemade viennoiserie, organic strawberries imported straight from the finest lands in Italy, and a heavenly cup of what my spectacular French colleagues call "cafe au lait." In low-class wagie language, it is known as coffee with milk. Hehe, you're too uneducated to know that now aren't you wagie?

She loves my culinary skills. Something you, wagecuck, simply have no time or energy to learn. No wonder why she chose me, an intellectual man, over an enervated fool like you!

Well, I've better get going now. M'lady awaits me.

Oh! One more thing wagie, did I mention we have hot passionate sex every morning after breakfast? O-oh, you didn't? My my, wagie wagie wagie, don't get all ragie and vexatious now! You can't go into work like that! Tsk tsk. No worries, she's under good hands! Toodaloo now!

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What can /r9k/ tell me about the Trump-Russia investigation that /pol/ cannot?

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why haven't you taken the GLORIOUS pill yet?

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1. you wear jeans with running shoes.. bonus points if new balance
2. you bought one of those spinner toys
3. you like sonic
4. you watch anime
5. you watch porn at least daily

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ooooohhhhh whooaaaaaa

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Does /r9k/ like my badass uniform? I'm alt-right punk as fuck. Jahowl!

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Post people who are dead to you.

Picture is not necessary, but appreciated.
Whether they are actually dead, or dead to you, is up to you.

Who hurt you, and why do you miss them?

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Why is it so hard to get a girl to have sex with? What is the cause of this?

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>"anon I am currently single, chad broke off with me :("
Oh, that's unfortunate...
>"so uh... Anon... What are you doing for fun? I am having free time now..."
I uuuhm... I digitally enhance pictures of joey wheeler and make him handle cocks and draw him a moustache.
>"w-what for, anon?"
I like to pretend that it's his cousin named Joey Wheener

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It wouldn't suck so much being black if I didn't have such a nigger tier name

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Was 911 implemented as a security number because of 9/11, or was 9/11 executed at that time because 911 was known as a security number?

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So Robots yet we dawn another summer waiting for the return of summer fags let's have an amazing last thread before they completely overwhelm us and we go to hibernation for the summer post what you want out of the summer

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How am I supposed to cope with the fact that a black girl with a cute face and nice body is worse off than a fat white girl? :(
It makes me so sad.

Any white guy that dates a black girl will be considered weird in his friend group and people will assume he's settling.

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/g/ is a bit too serious for this sort of post but I just had to tell someone.

I built a PC a few months back, it's a pretty solid build. i7-6700k, GTX1080, 275gb SSD boot, awesome motherboard, etc. But the RAM, PSU, and CPU cooler were cheap and old.

So for a while it was okay, but every time I'd try to overclock my CPU it would just short out, and I figured I lost the silicon lottery. But then it got worse and my CPU started going bad even on the stock clock, same with my cheap RAM. So I decided to throw a few hundred dollars at it and get a good power supply unit, some good RAM, and a great CPU cooler. It fired right up and hasn't given me any complaints about the overclock that it is currently sitting at, and I'm looking forward to pushing it when I wake up tomorrow.

I just had to share that with someone. If you guys want to tell me something cool that has happened to you today, please do.

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Girls have sex with me but won't consider me boyfriend material.

Had 2 girls leave me vecause of this. First one was a fuckbuddy, but left because I developed feelings and she only wanted me for the sex. The second cheated on her girlfriend with me a few times but decided to go back to her lesbo relationship for the companionship and me for the sexual thrill.

Both told me I gave them the best sex of their lives but why am I not good boyfriend material then? I feel used and that they are emotionally rejecting me because I am autistic or something.