Signs you are an autisitc virgin

>>36960915

1. Hiking boots>>> running shoes. And you call yourself autistic.
2. Fidget spinners are for the proles. Fidget cubes are for true men of taste
3. 2d games only. Supplemental sonic is for casuals
4. Normies watch anime at this point
5. Imagination is better than porn

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I wear negro shoes and boots

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>>36960915
>you watch porn daily

Tell me i am not the only faggot

>>36960915
All of your shit list only applies to ugly people. I knew a Chad who did 1 and 4 and was fucking girls every week. Life is all about the genetic lottery.

>>36960915
Cheap Asics are the premiere autist shoe

>>36960915
>you like sonic
I wonder what was meant by this

>>36960915
1 and 5

Welp, there is still some hope for me.

>>36960915
>you watch porn at least daily
Every guy does from dudebros to NEETs. Nofap is a meme that only autists live by.

>>36960915
>practical shoes with sweatpants
>wtf is that
>if you like sonic, you're a communist
>not anymore
>3 times a day

>>36960915
3,4,5. Do I get bonus points if it's sonic porn?

True autists wear jean shorts

>>36960915
1. yes
2. nop
3. i only like the genesis games
4. yes
5. yes

>>36961307
this tbqh senpaitachi famalamadingdongpingpong

None of this applies to me and I'm still an autistic virgin.

The porn thing depends though.

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>>36960915
>you wear jeans with running shoes.. bonus points if new balance
I wear oversized cargo shorts and shoes from the 90's.
>you bought one of those spinner toys
Don't have one. All I need is to look at the picture of my waifu on my phone, and I'm good.
>you like sonic
Sonic is shit. Pokemon, Yugioh and MLP is where it's at.
>you watch anime
I only watch alt-right conspiracy, and self-improvement videos on Youtube. Maybe the occasional twitch stream to jack it to qt gamer grils.
>you watch porn at least daily
Nope, got bored of it. Now I read hentai everyday, and pretend I'm in a relationship with the character.

Guess I'm a normie now, see you later faggots.

1. you wear jeans with running shoes.. bonus points if new balance
I got them from the navy
2. you bought one of those spinner toys
Jokes on you
I bought 2 not 1
3. you like sonic
Gotta go fast. GameCube version was best version
4. you watch anime
Food wars is my shit
5. you watch porn at least daily
Ye

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>>36960915
Signs you are a piece of human garbage
1. You wear leather clothing of any quality
2. You have the latest iPhone
3. You dated with at least three women the past year
4. You have 100+ friends in Facebook
5. You use Instagram, Twitter or Pinterest
6. You think everyone should listen to your opinion

>>36960915

1. I still dress like the emo I was when I was 16 so jeans and allstars
2. No. Those are autistic and boring.
3. I mean kind of I'm not a huge fan but I liked the genesis games
4. Normies watch anime too these days.
5. I fap and watch porn every second-third day. Today every male but ultimate chads and nofap fags watch porn all the time.

What is wrong with New Balance ir running shoes? I used to wear skate shoes my entre life but in the last year running shoes/sneakers grows more and more to me.

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>tmw Im none of those yet still a khv

>>36962500

>alt-reich

>weeb

>virgin

stereotypes exists for a reason.

>>36962710
One and six, people dont like me but the ones that stick around for a few months come around and at least respect me

>>36961004
sonic adventure 1 and 2 were pretty good, also liked sonic heroes quite a bit

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>>36962933
>alt reich

>>36960915
None of these expect anime, which probably counts for all of them.

>>36960915
>You have never had a real job
>You like anime
>Most of your food is stuff you throw in the oven
>You go days without going outside
>neet

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>>36960915
>1. you wear jeans with running shoes.. bonus points if new balance


What about these shoes with dark jeans?

>>36962710
>1. You wear leather clothing of any quality
Nah only leather shoes for formal occasions
>2. You have the latest iPhone
Jokes on you I have the Samsung galaxy s6 edge plus
>3. You dated with at least three women the past year
I've dated none ever.
>4. You have 100+ friends in Facebook
I have like 350 but I hardly talk to any of them at all
>5. You use Instagram, Twitter or Pinterest
I use Instagram and Twitter but Pintrest is boring and too fake-artistic
>6. You think everyone should listen to your opinion
My opinion doesn't mean shit I only give my opinion when asked

Am I a normie guys

>>36960915
1 & 4 apply to me, but I'm legit a legit autist with aspergers and scared of having sex.

>Tfw a family friends completely autistic son a couple years younger than me has had sex
It's a hammer blow of a feel.

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>>36960915
I've only heard about fidget spinners from people who were complaining about it, but it looks actually fun. Will people hate me if I buy one?