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>>36981698
Cyanide

This movie came out when i was a freshman in highschool

Yep, and wouldn't you know it, the only people that have knowledge of it use their new found powers to post on /r9k/.

I've heard about a few, of course they're nothing like the movie lol although I bet it is out there somewhere.

Optimind sends you 10 free capsules.

the ability to self-loathe at all times

>>36980788
a moderately high level of self awareness borne from self loathing

I'm have invisibility to women

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Remember Neetie, another day, another haircut.

>>36980293
kys you NEET faggot

Please don't make any new threads until after my daily coffee enema. Thanks.

>>36980263
Isn't that a bit personal though ?

>>36980280
in the context that you're dating them or romantically involved with them i mean

>>36980263
b/c that's really broad and personal

>>36979749
I'm not Malaysian, and he's the hero we deserve, not the one we needed. Go play with >>/pol/.

> $0.02 has been deposited into your account.

White people are going to be a minority this century. I'm not racist, I don't have a problem with anyone, but I don't want to be a fucking minority in my own country. When I saw the changing demographics in this country I shifted to the guy who will be hardest on immigration. Trump is that guy. The only issue I really care about. The US should be majority white, and there's nothing wrong with caring about demographics.

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DOMALB BLUMPF

M,
Why did you have to fuck around with my feelings for as long as you did? You could have told me at any time, but you didn't. Now I'm left here miserable and confused.

>>36980323
You and me both anon. This BPD girl ruined my fucking life, I'm confused now because she was literally begging me to take her back the other. I hate her but love her at the same time.

>>36980360
Have some self restraint and tell her to fuck off, don't fall back into it even if you think you love her. Bipolar/schizo/borderline are all red flags that make me run for the hills.

What did your girl do to ruin your life?

>>36979719

Man as hard as I try I just can't watch this dudes shit. It's hillarious I know, but I cringe so fucking hard I turn it off almost immediately.

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I'm kind of giving up now. I just want someone who's sweet, shares my interests, and will enjoy being around me but the only girls I meet at my university are too normal for me, and r9k doesn't seem to be a legitimate means of meeting anyone. It's a shame, too, because I know if someone fit with what I want, they'd enjoy my company.

Unfortunate.

I made a normie girl who told all her friends I was hot and really into me do a complete 180 because I have autism. It wasn't even easy mode, it was baby's first dating and I still fucked it cause I'm a retard.

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>19
>male
>Have job, electrician. Pays well
>hugged a girl once
>6'4 190 lbs
>live on my own
>no car
>Texas
>$9,000
>3 guys still talk with over Facebook, no one left in real life
>single whole life
>2/10 happiness

>age
23
>gender
male(male)
>occupation
bartending
>farthest you've gotten with guy/girl
I get too nervous to talk romantically to anyone
>height & weight
5'8'' 105lbs
>live with parents?
yes, i'm poor
>car
no, i'm poor
>country/state
Texas
>money in bank
a decent amount but its all for school
># of friends
my only friend since i was like 5 who is the same as me, we get along because we can't talk to other people
>single?
yes
>happiness out of 10
3/10 i have no reason not to be but i can't be. im' good at faking it

>"Can I see your ID, sir? Policy says I have to check everyone to know they're old enough to drink"
>"Can I see your ID too, just to make sure you're old enough to sell, hahaahah"

If I hear this stupid fucking joke one more time I'm going to shoot myself.

>>36979654
24
M
Student
All the way
6'3", 80kg
No
Jaguar
Aus, Vic
70k
One. 5 at most.
No.
3/10 with 2/10 being concrete plans to suicide and 1/10 being sitting in the car with a litre of whiskey and a stomach full of benzos.

Report her to ICE asap

Report her to ICE lmao

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>>36977867
Report her to ICE.
do it, DO IT.

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So who's watching the stream eh lads

>>36976926

he thought he was suicidal before, now he's got loads of puke to clean up too

Anyone wanna fight? Leeds area

>>36976865
>sophomore year of college
>qt in my creative writing class asks me out
>we fukk
>married 5 yrs ago

>>36976865
>How did she act around you?
obnoxious
>How did you respond?
annoyance
>Why do you think she liked you?
idiot
>How are you doing nowadays regarding girls?
terrible

>>36976865
Had a gothic ballbusting girlfriend when i was 11 and she was 12.

had a c cup on her and a thin waist, not much of an ass...then again she was 12. was into hitting me in the balls for her pleasure or squeezing them and making me do things. or pulling my pants down and trying to bite them. would give me blowjobs every day all times of the day cuz she loved to suck on cock...would bite my balls as well.

I broke up with her cuz, even though i like cbt i dont like femdom, and i cant stand woman trying to be controlling. she strangled me and kicked me in the balls at school until one day the school kicked her out, my family put a bounty on her head, and she was forced to move.

No idea why she liked me

>>36976302

>the absolute pinnacle of normalfag bullshit
>shitty, awful politicians and shitty, awful people who support them
>some of the most cucked gun laws in the nation
>your state is at the whim of urbanite fags and illegals and their children

it's a beautiful state geographically, at least

Being born in Southern California is a worse fate than just being born in California.

You guys need to STFU about California. The chads and Stacey's here are actually nice. Im willing to bet you're thinking about the spics and niggers who are bitter because they live in the ghetto

have you applied to any jobs recently?

even Janitors need degrees know.

you guys don't understand variance/opportunity

a CS degree could lead you to work in a call center, or to earn 300k at some investment bank or big tech company

a medicine degree will guarantee you a job as a doctor but that's all you'll ever be

i took the risk, did CS and i now work at a big four. meanwhile my friends with the same degree are doing data entry

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Computer science here. The field of computer science is so miserably, irrevocably, hopelessly motherfucking over-saturated. Enormous mistake. I am literally going to be homeless in 8 weeks because I picked this retarded fucking major.

I would demand to know where the cameras are hidden.

Women do not ask guys out no matter how handsome he is or how desperate she is. Thus it would obviously be some kind of prank or "social experiment" by normies hoping to make a poor sperg look foolish.

>>36976228
They'd use a thinner woman if they wanted to make fun of you

>>36976175
I would give her the cardio of her life using my never ending virgin libido and cook delicious/healthy food that will slowly improve her looks and self confidence.
One year and a half into our relationship, she will realize that more atractive guys are hitting on her and would betray me with a semi good looking chad. One day ill find out thru a picture in social networks and break down while reading the comments of all the people that knew it was hapening all along. The whole experience would leave me unable to ever trust society again and hating my once beloved hobby of experimenting with new recipes. Then i would post the story on r9k and get bullied by strangers as it is my only connection with the outter world.

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not even gay or a cuck I just like the contrast

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>>36973812
exactly its all about the (((contrast)))

>>36973638
Even the ones who meme about "i-it's because it's like beastiality/degrading h-hehe" know it's all about the contrast and refuse to anowledge that what makes it hot is the sexual dimorphism (they'd have to admit that they're not man enough themselves).

Dark / Light
Big / Small
Muscular / Thin
Masculine / Feminine

There is objectively no better dimorphic contrast for MAN / WOMAN. It's also why black woman + white man just doesn't give the same effect since the white man lacks some attributes of complete manliness.

No need for mental gymnastics, boys.