Let's hear some stories where you were desired by a girl.

>>36976865
>sophomore year of college
>qt in my creative writing class asks me out
>we fukk
>married 5 yrs ago

>>36976865
>How did she act around you?
obnoxious
>How did you respond?
annoyance
>Why do you think she liked you?
idiot
>How are you doing nowadays regarding girls?
terrible

>>36976865
Had a gothic ballbusting girlfriend when i was 11 and she was 12.

had a c cup on her and a thin waist, not much of an ass...then again she was 12. was into hitting me in the balls for her pleasure or squeezing them and making me do things. or pulling my pants down and trying to bite them. would give me blowjobs every day all times of the day cuz she loved to suck on cock...would bite my balls as well.

I broke up with her cuz, even though i like cbt i dont like femdom, and i cant stand woman trying to be controlling. she strangled me and kicked me in the balls at school until one day the school kicked her out, my family put a bounty on her head, and she was forced to move.

No idea why she liked me

she was a weird person who always tried to start a conversation wherever i went. i usually had shit to do, so i was annoyed, and even when i gave up and just accepted the situation, she just said weird small talk then left. thankfully after like half a year she stopped following me around

>>36977161
that sounds really hot

origiigian

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>>36977304
I've had alot of interesting relationship with women, always was friends with girls, always wanted to explore my fetish with women and finally pushed myself to tell them. Like it you have a category or fantasy i probably have some kind of story i can share lol

I think I'm in the Twilight Zone.
Spending a few days crashing at a friend of mine's place so I can attend her graduation before I head home. Her roommate has been trying to jump my bones for a few days since the two of us are here alone a good deal of the time. Tried to get me to keep drinking last night while we were watching a show and tried to nuzzle up, mentioned that she has condoms in her room today, talked about dicks just out of the blue earlier.

Thing is, I'm not interested in the slightest. She's got a godawful personality and a terrible acne problem. I just want to go home. The tables have turned, I guess.

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Was this really clingy chick who wanted to be my girlfriend in high school. I went to a school fair with my friend and he brought along two of his friends, one of whom was this blone girl. Let's call her Skye. We all had a good time and apparently she thought I was really funny and sweet ( I won a giant stuffed panda and gave it to her, not because I liked her but because I really didn't want it and she did)
>She was blonde, cute, kinda flat chested but nice ass
>Couple days later I get a call from her
>Ask her how she got my number
>She spent hours digging it up from other sources because my friend wasn't responding
>Okaaaaay
>She tells me she thought I was really funny and sweet and that she thought she may be in love with me
>Tell her that we should slow down and I'll meet up with her to discuss further
>Meet up at Panera Bread and pay for her muffin
>The entire time we are there she won't let go of my arm
>Get annoyed, also a huge sperg so I don't know how to handle a girl showing me so much affection, I'm awkward and sweaty. Never had a gf.

>We talk on a bench about our lives and stuff
>She is non-stop drawing doodles on my chest with her finger, has her head resting on my shoulder at all times
>Find this adorable but also stressful since I'm not used to female contact
>Gets uncomfortable
>Learn that she's been bullied a lot because of dyslexia, classmates either ridicule her or ignore her
>She's never had a boyfriend because of this
>Said she "saw something different in me", okthen
>Get worried because I barely know her but she really wants to commit and I've never been in a relationship, I'm not attractive really
>Panic
>Say I need to go home immediately
>She reluctantly lets me go
>Next day
>36 unread messages when I wake up
>She wants to know if we're dating
>Call her and say no (I'm too insecure)
>Uncontrollble crying
>Threatens to kill herself
>I tell her please don't
>This goes for a few hours
>Eventually break and say yes
>She sounds incredibly happy

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>>36977426
Cont.

>For about a week we are "dating", AKA we walk from class to class together (she is nonstop attached to my arm)
>Painfully uncomfortable being with her because she's out of my league and like I said, I'm a giant sperg loner
>Hear mumbles of people saying they are surprised she chose to be with me (I'm regarded as kind of a freak)
>Talk to a friend of hers and ask her if I should break up with Skye
>She gets mad at me and says I better not, Skye spent a long time researching what kind of things I'm into after I initially rejected her because she really wanted me to like her.
>Get even more worried, feel helpless
>Can't handle the stress of a relationship anymore, always self conscious
>Call her and tell her I'm breaking up with her
>More uncontrollable crying
>MORE suicide threats
>Tell her I'm sorry but it has to be this way
>Hang up
>Couple days later I get roasted by her friend for breaking her heart
>Skye is cutting herself repeatedly
>Feel a little bad but shrug and move on
>Phone blew up with Skye apologizing for not being good enough and for me to take her back
>Block her and ghost her
>Next school year I never saw her again

And that's that. Literally regret it every day but at the same time my confidence was so low that I would've been a burden to her so I guess it's for the best. Contemplated hitting her up on Facebook a couple times but always pussy out. Probly gonna kill self soon.

>>36977426
>I won a giant stuffed panda and gave it to her, not because I liked her but because I really didn't want it and she did

That's like feeding a stray cat and getting pissed that it keeps showing up at your doorstep, anon.

>>36976865
Never happened to me IRL and probably never will happen, it's pretty rare (imo) that girls make the first move, some guy on omegle was telling me a story on how some chubby girl approached him, etc

For me personally it's online so I don't know if it counts, basically this fat girl apparently loves me very much but I don't feel the same way, I mean I tell her such things but I don't really mean them, and she's pretty annoying, if I go some days without talking to her she gets angry or whatever
She's not even cute fat but I can deal with it, still I'm not interested in a relationship at all and she was the girl that basically made me realize >tfw no gf is a good feel

>>36977457
I fucking hate you. Do you realize what you could've had

>>36977632
The girl was fucking crazy, anon was right to get the hell out.

>be me
>meet girl on tinder
>drives 45 minutes to meet up with her
>she is at least 60 lbs overwieght and nearly a dozen poor taste face piercing
>think, uneducated southern accent
>she doesn't stop talking about nothing for two hours straight

I felt kind of bad for he but I had to tell her I wasn't interested. From what I can tell, girls think I'm kind of cute in a fun friend way but a couple like it for boyfriend. I have an emo/nerdy thing going on and she said that's mostly what she liked about me

>>36977666
This. Never stick your dick in crazy. No matter how tempting, it will not end well. That girl has some screws loose.

>>36977457
fake and gay fuck off

>Obnoxious, insulted me a lot
>Ignored her
>She thought I was funny and I guess she thought I was attractive
>Absolutely terrible.

>>36977385
Not even for a one time thing, using her as fuckmeat? Not caring about her or thinking lowly of her could make you perform better than usual with a confident, unanxious, slightly selfish hatefuck.

>>36977552
Well I mean...it would've been a waste to throw it away, nobody else wanted it and I didn't want to carry it around with me. Didn't think it would lead to her thirsting after me so hard.

>>36977632
I hate myself too don't worry.

>>36977725
I should've done it. I'm willing to risk it.

>>36977738
Welp.

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>24 years old

Never had much expiriance with women. Never had a real girlfriend either.
>1"gf" in middle school for a week who i wasent atracted to
>1 girl I went out with a few times in high school. She broke my hearts because I was obsessed with her and she didnt even like me.
>1 girl a few months later I had phone sex with but never ended up meeting up with because she went to another school

Since then ive just been friendzoned by a a few girls. I had this one girl friend over my house last night with a few of my guy friends. She kept resting her head on me every once and while for a few seconds. I like her a bit but she has a boyfriend. Shes also like 5 years younger then me. Its prob just her personality she trusts me and I dont wont to break her trust by truing anything because I, the nice guy and respect her.

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I met an extremely sheltered girl in church and within a few days of knowing me she was talking about how she wanted to marry me and have kids.

>We had a class together
>One day, as the class is finished and people are packing their stuff (me included) she comes close
>Asks what i'm doing that weekend and if i wanna go with her to eat some ice cream
>Tell her i can't, i'm hiking with some friends on Sat then riding bycicle with my dad on Sund. (not lying)
>"Oh, ok"
>She never asked again

To be fair, i didn't find her attractive at all, physically or mentally. Still, at least i can say i had a woman want me in some way or the other

>>36976865
>that face

Dear god, if I woke up to that I would pin her down and impregnate her so fucking hard

>>36977830
>within a few days of knowing me she was talking about how she wanted to marry me and have kids.

Because with her religious upbringing that's basically the only way she's allowed to get some dick.

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>>36977804
Why don't you just message her? You have nothing to lose and something good could come of it. Just say your self esteem was too low to handle/process being with a great girl like her.

>>36977830
If you wasted that opportunity I will kill you

>>36976865
I first saw her as she was pointing me out to her friends. I didn't do anything. I think she liked me because I looked crazy. She had a boyfriend but asked for my number one day. We ended up fucking.

>>36976865
I mean to be honest it would be kind of hot to have someone obsess over me I feel like it would boost my self esteem by a shit ton.

Neighbor girl REALLY liked me growing up. Too bad she was like 3-4 years younger than me so it was weird.

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Yeah, I had one. In my opinion, she was as ugly on the inside as she was on the outside. She fancied herself a whore and was always showing me porn. Didn't matter where we were: school, a playground, the street. One time, while I was on a computer in the local library, she slapped in a flashdrive and maximized some TF2 themed gay porn. I'll always remember this because I saw a librarian glare at me with a look that was a mix of disgust and disappointment while shaking their head. She makes this annoying whining sound that plagues my mind and she spent three minutes hissing at geese. She wore elf ears to school because she considered herself to be "elf-kin" and a Canadian flag around her shoulders on a different occasion. One time, she got me to let her blow me, which turned out to be a horrific mistake. She also told me she exchanged nudes with my brother.

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Whats it like to have a girl obsessed with you? Whats it like to feel like a girl actually cares about you?

>>36976865
I've been friends with 5 girls in my life, with every one it's either been I didn't want a relationship and she did or I wanted a relationship and she didn't.

Make of that what you will.

>>36976865

Met a bonny lass at a Brexit event. Very sweet girl with great traditional values. An angelic girl with amazing European spirit (pro-white etc). Within 15 minutes and were convinced we were soul mates.

Been going on dates several times a week ever since.

>be me
>meet girl in some unusual way
>she shows interest
>she actually really likes you
>first kiss
>abrupt break up
>cry for six months straight
>she talks to you again
>it hurts but you get back together because you love her
>things get better
>she breaks up again but you still hang out because you're a cuck
>after you run into her new bf while hanging out with her
>don't talk for over a year

Still with me?

>she calls you out of the blue a few weeks ago
>cry
>hang out once
>she said dating is still an option but had hickies on her neck
>hang out again
>she might be moving states soon

Any advice, anon?

>>36977161
>my family put a bounty on a 12 year old girl

seems like an appropriate response

>how did she act around you
Really shy and doe eyed and stupid

>how did you respond
Froze up since I'm socially retarded

>why do you think she liked you
I'm convinced today that she just had a thing for brown guys. Must've been some new preference she just discovered

>how are you doing nowadays regarding girls
I don't think I've looked one in the eyes since three years ago

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>>36978051
Its pretty nice, my current gf makes me feel like one of the most important people in the world. It's nice being the center of someone's universe, and for every ounce of love she pumps into me I return in full. Knowing that no matter how bad my day was, when my head is on her lap or when she is in my arms, nothing else matters...best feeling in the world. I pity those who aren't familiar with the feeling, which is why I find /r9k/ so fascinating.

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>be worthless NEET
>comment on a black girl's r/amiugly post with a brash and creepy but genuine compliment
>she starts stalking my profile because of this(I know because I stalk her too), and posts in weird subreddits and topics I frequent that I find very hard for girls to be into, in the combination they're in
>does it most likely to gain visibility to me when I'm browsing my weird hobbies
>3 years on and it continues on occasion, but not as much as before

I wish I wasn't such a loser so I can just message her somehow, but she might've already moved on or found someone. Oddly enough, she had an OKC that said her ideal mate was a virgin, and that she'd date someone who made minimum wage(I'm a NEET) and was shorter than her(which I am). She's super pretty with big boobs and probably waifu material. Into anime and vidya and apparently a shut in most of the time. She recently posted a sad but cute story about hiding in the library during lunch because she had no friends.

>>36978125
This was uplifting to read.

The longest one which actually lasted 1 year of blatant and forward flirting from her.

>high school
>cute girl who is kinda shy is really into me
>flirts shyly
>always look at her with a blank face
>[real human being starts playing]
>this goes on for some time
>she gets her friends and come near me, not to talk with me
>then she starts talking loudly about the boy she likes and starts to describe me
>her friends keep looking at me to see if I react
>this goes on for some time
>in class a friend of her goes loudly "Oh, you like HIM?" and looks at me
>I look at her with a blank face
>I go back to doodling on the table
>these "advances" go on for some times, I do nothing
>PE free class, everyone in the gymnasium talking, I'm sitting alone
>her friend comes to talk with me and invites me to talk with her group
>the girl is in this group and she starts talking with me like "finally you're talking to people" etc
>her friends slowly go away
>she gets really close to me, like centimetres from my face, starts talking about how beautiful my eyes are
>I do nothing
>she is visibly disappointed
>advances still go on
>substitute history teacher class
>gets us all out to the patio, make a circle, says that we can ask him stuff about life, etc
>then the girl just asks "teacher, there is boy I like but he's really shy, what do I do to make him notice that I like him?"
>And THE entire fucking class looks at me
>I have a blank face while I stare at nothing
>shit goes on till the year is over

>be 14
>two girls that sit in front of me in class constantly talk to me
>start making sexual jokes
>stonecoldspergface.jpg
>one flat out tells me she wonders what my dick would feel like in her pussy
>tell her I'd much rather stick it pooper, don't know what the fuck I was thinking
>ahegao.webm
>they constantly try to slap my ass
>hug me while rubbing their tits on me
>one time one of them sits on my hand and starts grinding
>one of them wants me over while her parents are away
>don't go because "i don't know how sex works, I'll just embarrass myself"
She got really pissy afterwards and tried to make me jealous.

>be 16
>school turboslut just walks into my classroom and asks me for my number
>start texting
>she is dumb as rocks, everything just goes to non-sequitur innuendo about her sucking my cock
>next day tries to force me into girls bathroom
>give her some cringy line about her not being right for me
She ends up passive-aggressively mocking me during our limited interaction for rest of hs

>be 17
>cute femlet girl from nowhere hugs me and tells me i'm her bf now
>turns out she's a class under me and had a crush for a year
>tell her to fuck off
Never talked to her again

>18
>friend is amazing person, also very cute
>one of a sudden she starts hanging around me constantly
>talks about personal stuff
>we get really close
>one time we end up crashing at a friends party and sleep in the same bed
>she starts talking about losing her virginity etc.
Spend rest of night terrified
Go to different towns for college, occasionally meet, she got married last year.

Then there's:
>random barsluts sticking their tounges in my ear
>polish chicks handing me their panties while on vacation
>ex-stripper from a part time job telling me I have a nice bulge

Still a KV, I'm a fucking colossal retard.

>>36978125

>bonny lass

You brits crack me up

>>36978221
Is it funny because you're too retarded to work out what it means?

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>>36976865
>Let's hear some stories where you were desired by a girl.

>>36978125

>but i thought only white supremacist and nazis attend brexit/trump events?

>freshman in high school
>bitter and autistic
>one day some normalfag approaches me on my way to the bathroom stall
>"qt-chan wants to talk to you"
>k
>he leads me to her
>find her
>FUCK SHE'S QT
>autism meter: 25%
>try to play it cool
>you wanted to talk to me?
>no stutters, but can't make eye contact, 5/10 social interaction, better than usual
>"y-yeah"
>she looks away from me
>her friends make that dumb fucking awwww sound and start giggling
>autism meter: 50%
>starting to get real impatient with this normalfag shit
>just want to read books while trying to ignore the sound of shitting and pissing
>suddenly the normalfag shouts "She has a crush on you
>WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>THIS CANT BE HAPPENING
>THEY'RE ALL LAUGHING AND SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE WANTS TO DIE
>AUTISM METER: 75% DANGER ZONE SPAGHETTI SPILLAGE IMMINENT
>MEANWHILE I AM JUST STANDING THERE LIKE A DEER IN HEADLIGHTS
>realize that this is probably a sick fucking joke they're playing on me
>Autism meter: 100% Spaghetti spilling
>Not today normalfags, and not this robot.
>"If this is a prank, j-just fucking say so. I don't have time for this retarded bullshit"
>Suddenly it becomes dead quiet
>She looks like she's about to cry
>o i fucked up big time
>There's no turning back
>Virginwalk back to the bathroom
>Read The Amulet of Samarkand
>She hook up with a Chad a week later
>Everybody thinks that I am a fucking asshole

Now I'm a 21 year old KHV NEET who never even held a girls hand.

welp time to fap to hentai

>>36978199
and you

have proved

to be

>>36976865
I want a girl who looks at me like that while I fuck her.

>>36978296
a fucking

dolt

>>36978206
I really fucking hate you anon.

I've had 3.

#1
>7/10
>always texting and complimenting me
>clear about her intentions
>made gifts
>said "sorry" in case I was angry
>got flustered when I ignored her
>one day she appeared at my uni out of nowhere while I was ignoring her
>sucked my dick in the parking lot
>asked me to be her bf
>dumped me when she realized I am a loser

#2
>6/10
>classmates at uni
>tried to hide her feelings
>smart but insecure
>hung out a lot with me
>I'd test her by sitting alone and seeing if she'd sit with me
>always did
>think she was in love with me
>made her cry a lot
>eventually stopped talking to me
I treated her like crap one too many times. I was in love with #1 then. Wish they didn't happen at the same time.

#3
>5/10
>always making compliments and sending messages
>very submissive
>said she only wanted sex but I think she wanted love
>made me gifts and did my dishes
>tried hard to please me
>we fucked a couple of times and stopped talking
I think she could tell I was not attracted.

>>36978177
you know that she wanted you to see that right?
jesus christ i know you guys are baiting me
why are you doing this.
it just gets us mad and then we cry like little bitches because that shit is never going to happen to us.
i fucking hate you faggots

>>36978206
I'll take (Things That Never Happened) for $500, Jim.

>>36978280
Dude I loved the Bartimaeus trilogy, was some top-tier shit back then. Don't worry about it too much anon, she probably thought your personality was completely different and would've hooked up with Chad anyways.

>>36977457
Weapon grade autism or a lonely underage's fantasy

>>36978389
What part are you referring to? I never gave any indication or hint that I stalked her like she does with me. Also, I'm such an insecure shit due to being a long term NEET that I can't muster up the courage to message her or respond to one of her posts because I might ruin her opinion of me with how much of a loser I am. Plus, even though we're in the same state, she's at least a 4 hour drive away.

>>36978051
You'll be missing the time for yourself, these girls ''care'' about you but they need your constant attention and you'll eventually stop caring about her and you'll be wanting to go back to your lonely girlfriendless days
Unless you're a clingy emotional faggot yourself it will not be good

>>36978402
You underestimate the level of spaghetti some people on this board are capable of.

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>>36976865
It's a really weird situation to be a robot who's desired by girls. In elementary and Jr high school, I've had several girls come up to me and tell me that they can't believe they ever liked me. I'm thinking that they still liked me and that was their way of getting my attention so I'd pursue them. Or they realized I wasn't the "mysterious cool guy who's quiet because he's deep" and I'm just a nonverbal autist. Then in high school, there were some girls who were clearly sending some messages I purposely ignored. There was even a well-known slut gave me her phone number. I never called her, as we had not spoken before or after that day. I'm way too autistic to handle a real relationship, but I'm also too autistic to be interested in a short Chad-style sex spree without having genuine emotions attached. I'm not even that attractive, I have absolutely no idea what these girls saw in me. There was definitely a larger ratio of various brown girls compared to white girls, but most of them were actually qts. Maybe it really is impossible to be a white robot. I guess I'd be a cyborg if it wasn't for the fact I've been a hikki NEET for the past two years and haven't talked directly to a non-relative female since school.

>>36978406
I think you're right.

She probably just saw me as another chucklefuck normie and would've left me for Chad the minute she saw half of my power level.

Felt like watching somebody get hit by a bullet with my name on it.

>>36977457
>Probly gonna kill self soon.
Do something good with your life.
Livestream it.

>>36978550
>I never gave any indication or hint that I stalked her like she does with me.

Are you a literal fucking moron?

>"she starts stalking my profile because of this(I know because I stalk her too)"

You said you stalk her. Confirmed for underage wet dream story. Get your fantasy's facts ironed out next time, autist.

>>36978643
>I have absolutely no idea what these girls saw in me
I was in that situation several times.

As I grew up, I found the answer. It's not about who you are, what you do or the way you look. If you're a guy with a dick and are not particularly disgusting, girls are gonna be interested. Girls fuck anyone. They know sex feels good regardless of if it is with some super Chad or a random beta.

You don't have to be attractive. All you need to do to get laid is not be unattractive.

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>>36976865
>Let's hear some stories where you were desired by a girl.
>that feel when you realise just how few robots there actually are on this board

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>>36977977
I was in the middle of college at the time and she was way younger.

Now I'm older, have a stable job and can't find a girl like that.

>>36978643
>Or they realized I wasn't the "mysterious cool guy who's quiet because he's deep" and I'm just a nonverbal autist.
This, if you're good looking and quiet most girls will just assume this. Once they find out you're a sperg, they get fucking mad like you were leading them on.

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>be me, 17, have a beard and look like I'm 23
>my high school is split into two main groups, popular kids and those who don't care
>part of the not caring crowd
>we host bonfires every Friday out in a orchard, play shitty punk and prog rock, get stoned, a good time
>eventually other schools get word that we host cool "parties"
>group of girls who obviously don't fit in (we had some girls who were grunge punk, and generally pretty cool) show up
>don't think much of it
>were pretty baked, start jumping over the fire
>jump over fire, stumble a bit and bump into a fat chick and spill her drink
>apologize, look up and realize I know this chick
>We went to private school together in like 4th grade
>We catch up a bit, she starts pushing herself against me
>I'm a chubby chaser, and feeder, the bigger the better in my book
>she tells me she used to have a huge crush on me and grabs my dick
>immediately hard, take her to my car and fuck her
>think that's that, she's actually really annoying and loud, don't want to continue things
Next day
>she gets my number, start texting to be nice
>asks me if I'm single
>tell her flat out, I don't like her personality and don't want to date her
>she suggests being fwb
>think fuck it why not?
>start fucking her regularly, she buys me food and cigarettes
>pretty sweet deal
>always wears a bra when we fuck, don't think much of it
>constantly asks if we can start dating, keep telling her no
>asks what I like in women
>tell her I like women to gain weight.
>She does
>summer ends, off to college.
>were 400 miles apart, her in San Francisco me in LA
>constantly texts me trying to get me to come up
>no lol
>eventually I need a pack of stoges, can't get any (California switched the buying age from 18 to 21)
>she gets a pack
>drive home one weekend, then to her
>She's gained easily 60 pounds, probably at 300
>looks like pic related
>she's calmed down, not as loud, and is actually insightful
>cont.

>>36978267
what do you think "pro-white" is a euphemism for?

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>>36978736
>You don't have to be attractive. All you need to do to get laid is not be unattractive.

>tfw I don't even pass that one simple requirement

Fuck this

>>36978246
Admit it, it sounds stupid, laddy.

>>36978787
>we fuck like crazy, smoke weed, and I feed her cake
>Having a pretty good time
>she takes her bra off, one book is horrid mishapen
>don't think about it, but kind of gross
>we go see some of her friends
>reverts to old loud annoying self
>realize she's just trying to get me to date her again
>was going to spend the night, end up just leaving and ignoring her texts
That was last October. Probably going to see how she's doing this summer. During that weekend too one of her friends walked in naked and I'm pretty sure she wanted a threesome but I was too high to notice.

>>36978844
Not being unattractive is not that hard.
If you shower, dress nice and get a haircut, all you need to be is not fat or extremely ugly. I don't think you are extremely ugly.
Next step is not sperg out and interact with girls. You'll eventually get laid. If you're fat you can make up for it with personality but considering you're here your personality is probably worse than being fat.

If you're below 5'7 you're fucked.

>>36978684
It's exactly as I said. I stalk her, but never gave any hints that I stalked her. Closest thing I did so far was organically talk about interests we genuinely share, like vidya and anime, which isn't all that uncommon, and that I liked broad shoulders, which she has but is insecure about. Compare that to her posting about my weird hobbies(especially to girls) like MMA, dumpster diving, Magic the Gathering, and invertebrates, and autistically talking about not giving a hypothetical future Asian bf shit about racist stereotypes like having a small dick(I'm a Chink and said so in my profile).

Honestly, when she posted the thing about hiding in the library during lunch, I wanted to respond to the post with some shit like:
>not hiding in the bathroom with your lunch like in Mean Girls
or
>librarian not kicking you out for not having a permission slip
but like I said, I'm currently a NEET and don't want to ruin her opinion of me. I at least want to get a job before I talk to her, even if it's a shitty one. Plus, there's quite a few things I want to buy for myself anyway.

>>36978913
> all you need to be is not fat or extremely ugly. I don't think you are extremely ugly.

You would be wrong in your guess friendo, I'm uglier than a sack of ass

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>>36978913
>If you're below 5'7 you're fucked.

>tfw 5'3"

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP FAMILY

>>36978953
>>36978959
My condoIences.

>>36978913
>If you're below 5'7 you're fucked.
Not really, and I know it kills lanklets when they see girls actually like my 5'4.5" ass in a genuine, sometimes lustful way. But then again, I am good looking despite my many other flaws. There have been a surprising number of girls taller than me that liked me.

>>36978913
Shit, man, stop spewing shit.
I had and have a girlfriend currently and I'm a chubby 5'5 guy.

Shit, according to /r9k/, most guys out there that have girlfriends wouldn't have a girlfriend because they're not chads.

>How did she act around you?
Annoying and always possessive
>How did you respond?
Act mean to scare her off
>Why do you think she liked you?
One of the few Mexicans that wasn't a cholo idiot
>How are you doing nowadays regarding girls?
I'm a ghost

>>36978913
Lolol I'm 5'4, and my girlfriend is 5'9.

As long as you're not a robot and you don't have autism and you have a good sense of humor you're pretty much set.

>>36979010
>>36979019
You see, that applies to guys who are robots. Socially anxious people with no personality who tend to sperg out and don't take care of their looks.

Manlets can reproduce, but they need other shit to make up for their height, such as being attractive or having a good personality. If you're not attractive, but you're not unattractive, and don't have a personality, you can get laid just by existing IF and only IF you're 5'7'' or taller.

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Copypasta, but whatever:

>at hardware store in the garden section
>ask a worker to water a basil plant he missed that was wilting badly, but the prick ignored me and said he'd get it on the way back, so I scraped excess water off the tables into its pot.
>50/60+ year old woman asks worker where to find parsley, which happened to be right in front of me, so I told her
>strike up a conversation with her. It turned out we had stuff in common, like a love for insects (she wanted the parsley for the caterpillars) and cooking(herb section, duh!)
>it was a hot summer day so we were both wearing tank tops, and I'm sure she saw me glance at her cleavage, and she probably noticed my muscular arms glistening with sweat(I work out, brehs, and it shows). She was a little heavy, but definitely carried it well.
>be social retard, walk off when the conversation died down, instead of trying to meet up or offering to cook her dinner at her place(I live at home like a loser, but she was asking me what I liked to cook).
>still kick myself about it and I definitely think of her when jerking it to GILF porn.

Pic and links related, reminds me of her.

http://www.xvideos.com/video3820217/fat_grandma_having_fun_with_a_male_prostitute_fat_granny_handjob_home_made_kissing_mature_pussy_to_m

https://xhamster.com/movies/28173/russian_granny_and_boy_141.html

>>36978387
cool story Chad
now get the fuck out of here

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>>36977426
>whom

Already a good start.

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>>36978177
Are you white, anon? If so............NO MISCEGENATION!! NO RACE MIXING!!!!

For real, just marry/date your own race.

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>be me
>5" 8' skinny mulatto with decent looks
>live in Mexican dominated town
>literally no girls want me
>picked on by every guy that's not white or black
>thiskillsconfidence.png
>move to next state over in 7th grade
>start going to this white dominated school
>whole class tries to be my friend
>still scared of social interaction
>start spending time in the library after school with a few new friends
>we mainly do homework and shoot the shit
>there's a small group of 8th grade chicks that spend time there too
>the tallest one keeps staring at me
>she's mexican
>literal fear every time our eyes meet
>eventually she walks up to me a month before summer break
>4in height difference
>literally confesses to me in the most harsh tone
>she wasn't all that bad, a tall skeletal but nice face
>still don't want to be with her because hate mexicans
>I start to stutter coming up with an excuse to tell her no
>her face twists into the child of a fuck-hate relationship between anger and depression
>dontwanttodie.jpg
>immediately say yes

>>36977457
>Probly gonna kill self soon
You or her?

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>>36979253
Fuck off, you jealous whiteboi. I'm a Chink and it amuses me when beta members of the so called master race can't handle a nonwhite being desirable. How's it feel to know I can creep on a girl but say it all charming-like that she'd actually stalk me for literally years because of it, without even knowing what I look like? I'm actually fairly good looking

>>36978387
Sounds about right. Chad gets all the girls attention, and then treat them like garbage while they still lust after them.

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>>36979253
>>>/pol/

yeah nigga oregano ya'll know how it is

>>36978146
leave, ghost, end
cuck

>>36976865
Junior high a short weeby scene kid used to ask for hugs and convince people to ask me out for her and shit.
Tried to get me to go to the thingy, prom with her.

Totally ignored her because I was crushing on a tall beefcake who wanted nothing to do with me.

Liked me for the obvious reasons, I'm tall and have a lot of deep interests. I think she first saw me in japanese class. Class started out with 20 people. Ended up with three. She wasn't one of them. I was and I passed with an A.

Now I don't meet girls, which is a shame because I'm not a fucking retard anymore.

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>>36979359
cont because I wasn't remotely close to character limit

>we end up dating for a solid year
>most awkward one for that fact
>she is at my house literally 24/7 and none of my family want to say anything about it
>end up losing my virginity to her first two months into the relationship
>parentswerehome.png
>they're scared of her too
>she practically forces me into every form of intimacy
>would actually pull my head in her direction just to smooch
>would have this gross way of french kissing
>she would actually lick at my cheeks during it
>freaked the hell out of my mom and brother too
>fast forward through this all until one month before I switch to high school
>started manning up since I hung with other nignogs during 8th
>tell her I want to break up over the phone at 12 in the morning
>phone full of texts and voicemails about how she'll kill me
>gulp
>we have no contact over the rest of the summer
>we then went to the same highschool for 3 years
>never once said anything to each other if we ever crossed paths
>turns out she became a dyke due to it

and to fill out the questions

>How did she act around you?
creepy and forceful
>How did you respond?
letting her do what she wanted
>Why do you think she liked you?
Pretty young light skin nigga probably?
>How are you doing nowadays regarding girls?
Decent, but I'm not looking for a relationship at the moment

>>36979473
Wait beefcake as in a dude or as in a /fit/ girl?

>>36976865
>desired by a girl
The joys of nu/r9k/

>>36979539
She had long blond hair and did rowing.

Huge girl. Never saw another one like her.

>>36978177
GO GET HER RIGHT NOW YOU FUCK
SHE'S

>>36978387
>dumped me when she realized I am a loser

This is why I don't even bother when a girl shows interest in me.

>>36979796
SHE's what? Also, like I said, I don't want to ruin her opinion of me and the posts I said she makes sometimes have dwindled. Maybe someday when my life is more in order.

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>>36977457
>had a literal yandere gf willing to become interested in your hobbies
>break up with her
I hate you so much right now anon. You are a lucky SOB and you blew it.

>>36978913
Attractiveness is relative. If you're a 7/10, but are in a community where most of the guys are like 9/10, you're basically as good as ugly. I'm pretty sure I only got my first girlfriend because every other guy in my class was completely unattractive.

Here are the ones with attractive girls worth mentioning.

8th grade this taco girl asks me out because everyone says she's has a crush on me. Being the sperglord that I am she breaks up with me a week later because I mentioned I found a neighbor attractive.

9th grade Italian Irish qt sends me photos in her underwear and describes how tight she is. Didn't fuck because too beta and young.

10th a beautiful redneck blonde with blue eyes asks me out on a movie date, and being the fucking beta fag that I am I declined. Never spoke to me again.

11th grade nothing really happened

12th grade - this one is complicated.. this gorgeous, intelligent, blonde, blue eyed girl takes interest in me but she never really says anything because she has (still does) a bf, but I could just feel the attraction between us and we even got kinda touchy once. Anyways I blew it when I started to overthink things and started thinking about what came out of my mouth for fear she would stop liking me. Two years later to this day I think about her from time to time and even know her Twitter.

There was also this Puerto Rican goddess who always played with my hair and stared at me but she became a roastie and while I could have lost my v card to her I didn't find her interesting. She was definitely attractive though.

There was this other very cute petite and very shy girl. Certain she was a virgin and never even had a bf who once handed me a note to decrypt asking me if I remembered her from a previous class we had. Honestly this girl was the perfect pure waifu and hope she's doing well.

Last one for 12th grade, anons I had the hottest English teacher who looked like a young jennifer anniston was prob mid twenties who taught beside a class of mine and she would always wear these tight dresses and heels. The type of gal that will come across as professional but you know she's a freak. Well she always eyed me and you can tell there was a certain tension whenever our eyes met, it was strange.

>be me
>freshman hs, total schmuck loser
>know this girl
>we both like skateboarding, vidya, etc.
>she's dating one of my equally desperate friends, we'll call him A
>invites me up to this spot we hang out at, the two of us
>talks about how she really only went out with him outta pity and how she only liked him for like a week blah blah blah
>start flirting back and forth, I'm a total spaz so she usually takes initiative
>goes on for a while
>breaks up with her bf
>dude goes suicidal over it, my other friend (we'll call him J) had to stop him from slitting his wrists on a train track
>A doesn't kill himself, group is sorta back to normal
>really fucking into her at this point
>falls asleep on me in this hipster coffee shop i lived near right next to A
>feels_so_fucking_good.jpg
>apologize to A for like 3 days because I felt super bad
>her period hits
>she's venting to J about oddly personal shit
>admits she's transgender
>fuck
>stops flirting
>tells me she only flirted to feel feminine because she was in denial or something
>kinda mad but get over it
>she invites me to sleep over her house with A on New Years Eve
>Yea sure why not

Will continue

>>36976914
You know the drill. go away normal.

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>>36977457
>tfw fantasizing about this every day
>a fucking sperg lucked out and then blew it all
and this is why i fucking hate existing

>>36976865
she stalked me online.
cat fished me just so she could talk to me.
>How did you respond?
by not giving a fuck and letting her do w/e the fuck she wanted.
>Why do you think she liked you?
think she loves me tbhonest
>How are you doing nowadays regarding girls?
same old same old, not giving a fuck.
she can continue to do w/e the hell she wants.
not going to make a difference in my life.

>>36979473
>Japanese class
>Class started out with 20 people. Ended up with three

Fucking weebs.

bump for originality and to fap to

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>>36980312
Was literally me, my cs source buddy and a girl who got bussed in from another school, with weird breathing problems.

When it got small teacher used to bring in cool shit cos he liked us. He apprenticed in pottery in japan. I still have a teacup he gave me.

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>>36980200
>the 3 of us meet up at the coffee place
>head to her place
>her and A are on the bed, I'm sitting around listening to music since they're talking about their own shit
>they get really flirty
>canunot.wtf
>pay little to no attention to me
>get fed up, call J
>i had texted him beforehand the situation thus far
>still holding out that maybe A will stop being a cuck for 5 minutes and talk to me
>chat with J for a while, to go to bed annoyed
>they're up till 7:30 the next fucking day spooning and playing vidya (we met up at around 4:30 pm the day before)
>seriously pissed at this point but try to suppress it and let it blow over
>she texts me a day later to ask why i didn't just leave
>forget what i replied with but it was something retarded, really didn't wanna argue with her at this point.
>block her number
>try and remain friends with A
>A and J get in their own separate argument after I had filled J in on what happened
>A hates me and J now, I'm fucking livid at A
>Rant to J for hours about him
>School starts again
>A and the girl that led him to nearly kill himself get back together a week later

Never love a hoe, anons.

>>36980407
I mean that weebs always pile into Japanese classes and then drop out when they realize that learning a language takes effort.

never happened but i at least want one girl to obsess over me in college so i can know what feels like to stick my dick in crazy

>>36976865
>How did she act around you?
Met her at work
>How did you respond?
Fucked her that very night
>Why do you think she liked you?
I guess I'm better looking than I thought because she was out of my league
>How are you doing nowadays regarding girls?
Single for 8 months

>>36976865
>Let's hear some stories where you were desired by a girl

7 years old liked me when I was 12 (I looked, and still do look anormally young), of course nothing came of it.

I'm 20 now.

>>36980439
Yeah I know. Just thought I'd share.

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>>36976865
Never, but these stories are fantastic and make me feel less alone. Please keep them up anons.

>>36976865
>How did she act around you?
flirtatious and engaged
>How did you respond?
flirted back a little
>Why do you think she liked you?
I was funny and handsomeish
>How are you doing nowadays regarding girls?
not talking to many, I attract some but i dont like them or its to stressful

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>>36976865
>How did she act around you?
giggly, asked lots of questions, complimented me on random things. One i kind of remember I just like suggested a word for her to use her something and she was all like "wow that's great! youre so smart!"
>How did you respond?
autistic one word responses ("heheh, ya")
Then after the school year had ended and it finally dawned on me how obvious it was that she was into me (and she also got a much qt'r haircut) i figured out where she lived through the phone book and would ride around close to her neighborhood on my bike every so often in hopes maybe we would meet again or something but we never did, which is probably for the best as I definitely would have sperged hard
>Why do you think she liked you?
not really sure, maybe i was kinda cute in an autistic way, or maybe she mistook my autism for "cool mysterious" kind of thing, but i don't really know I've tried blocking that year from my memory.
>How are you doing nowadays regarding girls?
Better as far as being able to at least converse in a fairly non-autistic action, only making some spergy moves now and then, but still havent really gotten close to any action

i hate this thread so much
you fuckers posting your blown opporunities while i haven't gotten a single one

sophomore year of HS. i liked this girl and hanged around her a lot, and her friend was always there with us hanging out. she was a goth girl and didn't have many other friends, pretty cute, kind of weird, had big tits and a nice ass. i wasn't that interested in her though. she'd constantly ask me questions about how her ass and tits looked and would kind of tease me and sit on my lap and try and give me a boner.

yea i'm an idiot and never went for her. her friend, the girl i actually liked, just played around with me to boost her ego and i eventually just stopped talking to her. i don't know what happened to either of them.

>>36978199
I've seen this copypasta countless times..

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>>36977426
PANERA BREAD

>Enter highschool
>in a class with a few of my friends, but not all
>said class also had a girl that just moved into the area
>eventually half the year passes with me thinking nothing of it besides casual greeting
>friend catches her staring at me out of the corner of his eye
>tells me she might like me
>ohshitnigger.jpg
>start spilling spaghetti a little bit
>eventually get the courage to go up to her
>manage to ask her out
>fast forward a week, day of the date
>she texts me her parents aren't home so we decide to stay at her place
>wew
>go over
>she answers the door
>we chill for a bit
>tells me we should go upstairs to her room
>go upstairs
>get to her bedroom
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>>36976865
Had a girlfriend offer to sit on my face, it was interesting...

I've dated plenty of girls, but every time I feel like I'm forcing myself to be into them.
I've never felt genuinely attracted to any of them on a personal level, and I'm starting to think I'm just not capable of loving someone else.

>>36976865
>be nice to girl
>spend time with her weekly
>even buy her a plushie just because
>"Anon, XX totally likes you."
>don't want to talk shit about her so just say "Naaah." every time
She's basically a beta female. And she acts like a kid.
I mean she seriously ACTS like she's 13 years old. It's cute and all but I'm not into feeding people cummies.

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>>36980837
>she answers the door
I don't know why but from that moment I knew what the ending would be

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>>36981006
>not into feeding people cummies

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>get bumble because tinder sucks ass and I only match landwhales
>3rd match I get the girl sends a "hey, what's up?"
>end up having a great conversation with her
>she's 5 years younger and is very interesting, like physics and math
>meet her in person and she's hot, and easy to talk to
>is a virgin who wants to have sex, but doesn't want to be a sex addict like her sister.
>we start dating regularly and she now is obsessed with me.
>keeps talking about having kids and a house in the woods
Think I got lucky and found a keeper

>>36980922
hey dude i feel ya tho i've never been on a date. maybe some internet things but yeah I feel ya. maybe just asexual or there might the slight chance we're holding out for the perfect girl. some people are like that.

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>Meet some girl that is a friend of my sister
>Girl likes me because I like weeb shit
>Asks me out
>Tell her that I'm not interested
>Sister gives her my phone number
>The girl bombards me with messages over whatsapp for a few days
>Don't reply to one of them
>She rants and goes apeshit for a while on whatsapp
>Gives up and never talks again
She wasn't ugly or anything. Just really plain and boring. Nothing in her personally initially sparked an interest so I chose to not give a shit. That was also the only time a girl has been interested in me.

>>36980524
Opposite reaction for me. I feel really alone because of this thread. I've never had a conversation with a girl, or had a girl like me before. Just reading this thread makes me feel like shit.
Yet the stories are so interesting that I can't stop reading.

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>>36976865
>In a group
>Some girl seems to take a liking to me
>She found my social awkwardness cute, she was a social butterfly.
>She drew a picture of my Chinese zodiac and her native American spirit animal and tried hiding it from me, when I asked her about it she said "what animal did you think it was" she copy what I said because she said my eyes were blue and I said what color did you think they were.
>She always smiled at me and found me funny.
>She let me pull her choker as I had a choking fetish.
>I once told her I was sexuality aroused by another man that I said l looked a bit like her and she was turned on by it "she identify as a boy"
>It was innocent teenage love but I ruined it with my autism twice, I missed out on teenage love now I'll be alone and bitter forever.

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>>36981320
iktf, anon, iktf
maybe one day

If think if some girl was weird enough to like me I would learn to like her too.

>be fat
>be wizard
>be manlet
>no girls give a fuck about me
>end up getting red pilled by /pol/ and now even if girls DO get interested in me, I am disgusted by the fact that they decided to ride the cock carousel until they were btfo by aging, then decide to 'settle down' with a 'nice guy' aka fat fucking loser me.
>realize that the only way I'll ever be happy is to find some Mennonite or Amish girl whose father doesn't mind marrying off to someone 20 years her senior.

I'm fucking screwed bros.

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>>36981383
I'm already /fit/ and I can't do much with my hair. I'm just plain uggo so girls always ignored me all my life.
You know your ugly when you pick a girls pencil off the ground that she dropped, and she puts it aside with a look of disgust like I have some kind of disease.

I gave up. I'm patiently waiting for my wizard cloak in the mail in the next few years.
>>36981393
I wish you luck anon.

>>36976865
>2nd or 3rd grade
>cute indian girl gets cute & flirty around me
>never realized she was into me until after summer started
>she drowned that same summer

>>36977457
Wow you're a fucking retard. I feel no sympathy for you and I hope you kys -- you finally get what you want, a girl who is attractive, loyal, genuinely into you -- and you blow it because "i have le anxiety, you touching me and being near to me is making me le uncomfortable DDX" so you break up with her out of nowhere after she was just trying to make you happy. And you manage to make her feel shit enough that she has to move schools.

Livestream suicide for entertainment pls thnx

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>>36981645
you really really need to get your balls sucked anon, that or take a chill pill

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>>36976865
>mfw I have fapped to this pic
>tfw no irl hex maniac gf

>>36976865
1. Emo girl. Straight up told her I didn't like her. She cried, everyone thought I was a douchebag.
2. Qt thai girl. Annoying and smelled bad. Was considering making a move but learned she had a bf.
3. 8/10 blonde ballerina. Never told me she liked me, learned from a mutual friend much later. Would have jumped on that hard if I had known.

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>>36977457
>>36977426
>Blonde girl named "Skye"
you don't happen to browse a specific set of threads on a specific board, do you?

>>36981668
I'm more of a facefuck guy
Cheers for the gif tho

This girl told me that she was terrified that I wouldn't like her. I went on to fuck everything up between us and now all I do everyday is think about her.

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>>36979506
>would actually pull my head in her direction just to smooch
>phone full of texts and voicemails about how she'll kill me

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I had a korean with a missing tooth confess herself to me.
I rejected her because the missing tooth really bothered me.

I had a chubby colombian chick literally kiss me on the cheek in chem class when class was finished.
>mfw
She did it again the next day when class started. I told her i had a gf (obvious lie.)
I guess i was too pussy to go with it.

I talked to this qt jewish girl in the library and i actually kinda liked her.
Showed my friend a pic of her from facebook and he made fun of me for liking such an ugly chick.
So i never hade a move

I got a few stories of grills that came on to me

First was in highschool, this gothic half native/half asian QT. She was actually super fucking adorable, and really, REALLY horny. When i was chilling in the library during lunch (because of course that was what i did) she used to come up to me and sit on my lap. It was a pretty clear indicator. I just went with it, cause that's usually just what i do. I don't usually approach people. Never did anything, but made out and she dry humped me super hardcore. She smelled so nice... like really nice dryer sheets. I'll never be able to smell them again without thinking of her. She was nuts though, idolized some singer, then eventually told me she wanted to be a man (thinking now, she would be a totally qt trap/tranny). Broke up with her cause she was nuts.

Second, In my first year of university, there was a girl that talked to me. We were both in the year-long math class (one semister stretched out over a year... i'm shit at math, but still got A's in everything else)

She came on strong, we hung out a decent amount, eventually i went to her place and we made out and stuff. She pushed herself on me, and i just kind went with it. Fucked too, lost my virginity to her. I never really had feelings for her; i barely knew her (all this happened within the span of like a month), and i thought she felt the same, i basically thought it was a fwb relationship (those things happen in uni right?).

Eventually this girl i worked with and talked to when i was in HS messaged me out of the blue and we started talking a lot, skyping and everything (she didn't live in the same town as me anymore). Eventually, again, she wanted to be gf "publicly", on facebook and everything. I didn't want to at first but gave in, and we made it 'facebook offical'. FWB gril freaked out: "in a relationship? really?". I felt really fucking bad once i realized that she liked be, but i liked other girl more.

>>36981994
Contd.

2 years later other girl and i were still together, living together, then she dumped me for a guy in another country and moved out and fucked me over financially, forcing me to drop out of uni and move back home with parents. Stayed with them for a year, saving and feeling like i was doing nothing with my life. Pretty shit time. When she broke up with me i felt fucking crushed, i hated myself, i really loved that girl. Going from sleeping next to someone for 2 years to sleeping alone was fucking awful. She also took my cat. 2 year's later i'm back in uni and trying to finish my degree, living with an old friend as a roomate, and things are a little better anyway. Haven't had a gf since her, and don't have any prospects either.

>>36976865
the last time?

she got drunk and told me she 'really liked' me

i didn't take it seriously and she moved away, but i didn't find that out till months later

i kind of regret it

>>36978959
I won't lie and say that most girls aren't hypocritical with how they discriminate against short guys, but I like to think that there's always a girl that doesn't give a shit about something as silly as height. Don't give up

>>36979506
>>36979359
>tall mexican dom girl

this is literally my dream girl. i dont know why im reading this thread, as if i need to feel any worse than i do righ tnow

>>36978206
>>cute femlet girl from nowhere hugs me and tells me i'm her bf now
This thread is making hate all y'all niggas

>>36977457
Everyone's butthurt but you did good. Don't stick your dick in crazy. Only delusional weebs fantasize about "yandere" girls, but they forget real life is not anime.

>>36978206
Are you a male model or something?

>>36979968
If her posts are already dwindling, your window of opportunity is running out, but she's still interested.
You likely won't even be able to reach her once your life is in order.

>>36978913
I'm pretty sure Danny Devito has plowed plenty of hoors.

>He's like 4'11...

>>36983012
A. Some level of celebrity
B. Genuinely funny
C. Has the dad vibe stacey's crave
D. Money
E. Status
F. Genuinely sociable person if you ever heard anyone talk about meeting/chatting with him he's one of those rare human beings that you can and want to freely expression yourself towards

Tell me how many of those the average manlet has.

>>36980419
Wow, sounds like that situation really went off the rails. You should have kept it on the rails.

>>36976865
A girl I have a crush on at work said that I have a killer smile.

>>36981192
She's playing you like a pipe, nigga.

>>36981339
Hahahaha. Well what'd you do that for, anon?

when I was like 17 I was in some shitty nightclub because I needed to meet a faggot in there. some 8.5/10 girl came up to me and asked if I wanted to dance. I gave her an asshole stare and walked away without saying anything. I genuinely thought she was trying to be an ass and make fun of me, I only started thinking about the possibility that she was serious a few minutes later.

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>>36976865
>How did she act around you?
Pretty normal, she talked like a friend, just asked me out once online
>How did you respond?
I said I have to help my dad (that was true btw)
>Why do you think she liked you?
Literally no idea, I would say that it's because I was the best one in her league (she was ugly), but that's pretty far-fetched
>How are you doing nowadays regarding girls?
I have female friends, but I don't even try getting a gf (I'm emotionally unstable and I believe I will just hurt some girl's feelings if I get her)

>>36976865
>How did she act around you?
She was charming and witty and stood very close to me
>How did you respond?
I had accidentally initiated it by leaping at her and babbling about her necklace being Omani silver because I was interested in it. Later I acted like her being fantastic was just how she was and further highlighted how unsocial I was, so I didn't respond to her advances.
>Why do you think she liked you?
She said she found me hot in an 80s way. She said she also liked how honest I looked.
>How are you doing nowadays regarding girls?
Still as autistic. I want to fuck less girls, but I care less about them rejecting me, but I also care more about not looking like a dickhead. It's hard.

>>36977161
why the fuck do you retards let women hit you oh my god bro you should HAVE NO FEAR against them I use any measure necessary against them to get my point across that IF YOU FUCK WITH ME YOUR GONNA GET BEATEN

>>36976865
An grill nearly twenty years my junior who was in the same tutorial group as me started "coincidentally" turning up in the city pub I drank in at weekends, she'd ask for lifts home and call in to chat on the way. Occasionally spending the night in the spare room. I never though anything untoward, she was half my age and fairly attractive, decent job, active social life, she had lots of friends and plenty of male attention. Then she phoned me one morning at 3AM and asked me to collect her from a house party as she had "lost her purse". I went to pick her up and kinda passed myself for a few minutes at the party which was attended mostly by other younger women, some of whom I knew from uni. During the course of this socialising the "missing" purse was found. I'm still oblivious. I do remember thinking it was odd that as we were leaving one of the few lads at the party handed me an unopened litre bottle of vodka and smiled inanely. Anyway, on the way to her home she asked if she could come in, not unusual as I've said. So we got to work on the free vodka (she was younger and more chemically assisted) as well as the other content of my drinks cabinet. The sun was up and the birds were singing long before I decided I had to hit the hay, I offered her the spare bed (as usual) and she took it. I was just into bed when I heard the front door open and her leaving the house. At this point.... Sokath, his eyes open!

That was a Sunday morning, ruminated on it for 24 hours, phoned her in the Monday and asked if she wanted a lift to campus. When she got into the car I asked her straight out if she'd intended fucking me on Saturday night and she answered equally bluntly that she'd been trying to for a year. we did not attend tutorial that day.

And, we end in the manner of Jayne Eyre for Reader, I married her.

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>be me
>2nd year in highschool
>do just fine talking with male peers, full sperg around qt 3.14s
>just trying to get my life on track and not die alone
>mutual friends introduce me to 9/10
>hit it off somehow
>lesbian
>godhatesme.png
>because lesbian delete her from possible mating list
>can speak to her easily without autism, no pressure
>basically just like male friend in every way
>she runs into drug problems (pretty run of the mill in the area I went to highschool)
>parents find out
>remove her from social sphere
>rip everything she owns
>finds shitty flip phone
>Is allowed to talk to me because my parents are mormon
>mormon parents = good kid ?
>calls me up every night for weeks
>neat
>brings me over a few times
>sits super goddamn close to me on the couch one time
>leans in
>realize she's interested in me
>spergmodeingaged.jpg
>leans away
>tell her I have to leave and drive home
>wtf just happened
>months pass
>slowly drift away from her over time
>talking to chad-bro who knew 9/10
>calls me retarded because she'd been crushing on me the entire time we'd known each other
Have had a few other girls since but I can't help but get deflated when I think back to her and what could have been if I wasn't so dumb.

>>36976865
>sophomore year highschool
>math class
>ugly pimple girl and short taiwanese girl talk to me
>crater face and loli girl had nothing in common with me they just liked the fact that I was a unpopular chad and that I was funny
>constantly talk to me
>I got to insult them all the time
>"hey anon" what the fuck do you want ugly cant you see im working you dumb bitch go away
>"why wont you date me" because your an ugly whore who I wont deal with so fuck off"
>fuckers decided to record me one day
>they knew I was a violent person and they knew I would punch them if they didnt stop fucking with me
>caught them recording me
>ripped the taiwanese girls phone out of her hand threw it and broke it
>they never talk to me again

i am chad the mighty!

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You are all amateurs. Let me teach you what real autism is.

>meet girl junior year
>actually gets along with me and enjoys my humor
>10/10 pure catholic qt
>pale skin, brown hair, light brown eyes
>never wears makeup but nonethless has flawless skin
>the most perfectly curvaceous body you can imagine
>was semi-popular but everyone was intimidated by her looks
>kind of naive, had never drank, smoked, been to a party, or even had a boyfriend

anyways
>senior year
>sitting outside during lunch like always
>for some reason bring up how weird I am and how I feel nobody likes me
>"I don't think you're weird anon"
>notice how close she's gotten
>can feel her soft breath on my lips
>breath smells like vanilla or some shit
>she starts leaning in to kiss, her eyes close
>feel her warm hand land on top of mine
>panic.exe
>triggers autism overdrive
>blurt out "I'm a virgin" for no fucking reason
>she stops and looks confused for a second
>eyes close again and she start leaning in more
>stack overflow
>push her face away with my hand
>stand up
>announce "I have go to the bathroom" very loudly
>run away farting and crying and sit in bathroom for like 2 hours
>amazingly nobody walked in
>ditch class and walk home

cont

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>>36984267

>she messages me that night on facebook to apologize
>she thought I liked her back
>block her and never talk to her again
>she would stare at me during the classes we had together every day for the rest of senior year
>at graduation she tried tracking me down during the commotion after the ceremony but I left early and drove home and drank until I passed out
>heard she was asking around for me the whole night

I can only imagine how confused and hurt she must have been.

It's been 7 years. She moved to the coast, got married, and had kids while I rot away in my apartment posting frogs all day.

You're going to hate me.

>have an awkward group of friends growing up
>none of us ever "clicked" with social skills though this was elementary school so we grouped together
>by the time we're in our last year of middle school its just me and 2 girls in te circle the others "graduated" into normiehood
>ones just a weird-tier ginger who never sleeps
>other is a hardcore wiccan brunette
>lunch room is usually the wiccan drawing divination circles and chanting while ginger blatantly reads yaoi and occasionally drills me on bad anatomy issues while i read eragon
>if chads come along our only defence mechanism was hide behind me and i literally picked my nose for a booger and chased the chads away using it as a weapon
>not sure if my crying bravery impressed them or what but i did something right
>apparently both already had a fight over me behind my back and settled on just asking me and letting me pick
>why_not_both.jpg
>"date" for the rest of that year
>just awkwardly shuffle together when in close proximity with weird faces and instead of sitting across the table we sit on the same bench shoulder to shoulder awkwardly not sure what to do with our hands
>eventually we start holding hands and do basic PDA's over the summer
>8th grade comes around
>wiccan starts talking about venus is in the house of mars or something a lot
>ginger switches to futashit asking me if thats a possible position a lot
>activity like that increases for a month
>finally both ask me if we should be having sex they hear all the other girls say they do in the locker room
>avoid them the entire day can't handle that idea
>finally agree on the long weekend
>awkward but we all cash our v-cards
>dad finds out
>he's not even mad
>tells me he's proud and shares a beer with me, hate the taste
>proceed with relationship into and out of highschool
>into uni
>we all fail first year shits hard
>some shit happens to wiccan wrong place wrong time

>>36984644
>100% sure wiccan is an aspie so when the cops got physical shit got bad
>ginger and i are just waiting for wiccan to get out in a month now
>plan is to move into or near kirtland ohio where they have zero issues with multi partner households cause they're the crazy kind of mormons

>>36984644
In our second to last year*

>>36976865
I got some cringy ones.
Keep in mind, until very recently, I've had (((0))) self confidence.
>9th grade
>new school
>friend introduces me to some other of their friends
>grill, let's call her Trin
>seems to take an immediate interest in me
>we talk
>school camping trip for 1 week (private school)
>we talk through out
>asks me to touch her boob (over clothes)
>do so
>time passes
>about a month later
>we're sexting occasionally, both obv interested in each other
>she sends me nudes
>she tells me she wants me to kiss her (over texting)
>i kinda just brush it off
>never kiss her
>2 days later she dates someone else
If I had made the move...oh well
There's a few more

>>36984847
>9th grade, same school
>month after prev story
>another girl, let's call her Kendall
>meet by a mutual friend
>eventually we start to text
>text for a few weeks
>she always texts me first (not because I didn't like her, but because I felt too annoying if I always texted first)
>she mentions that I should text her first some time jokingly
>time passes, she says something weird/stupid as a joke
>i tell her to fuck off, jokingly
>she asks me "is it weird i'm attracted to a guy who cusses at me?"
>no, who dat tho?
>"not telling"
>oh ok
>ignore it like it never happened
>one day at school she rests her head on my shoulder
>one day she stops texting me and I stop texting her
Yeah fuck me I'm retarded.

>>36984889
1 more after this
>10th grade, same school
>freshman qt in my class
>let's call her Kim
>i can tell she's kinda weird like me
>after school one day I walk up to her and talk to her
>most alpha thing I've ever done
>we text, she tells me she has a crush on me
>ohfuckyeah
>im going to be different with her
>camping trip (same one as first story, just the next year)
>some fuckboi has a crush on her too
>insistently cockblocks me every way
>she's not interested
>we hold hands a little bit, just warming up to each other a bit more
>after camping trip, i go home and text
>going to ask her out next day at school
>dad tells me we're moving out of the blue
>have 2 days to pack
>no need to go to school
>be suicidal for a month cause i thought it'd be my last chance out
>dodged a bullet because she later become confused and idetifies as a male
She was a real qt tho

>>36984965
>be 17, senior year
>qt in my little circle of 'friends' (only hung out with them when best friend wasn't around, and only at lunch)
>have a class with her
>we get close
>begin texting and hanging out after school
>things going good
>January 1st, invite her to my house
>end up kissing that night
>my first kiss, i didn't initiate it
>she dared me to "let her kiss me"
>we dated for around 2 years
>we broke up and started fucking my friend.
>no longer friends with him

hopefully i get a new girlfriend now that I have actual experience.
Fuck me I wish I could go back to 8th grade with the knowledge I have now.

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>>36976865
>She was kinda shy about it, wanted me to make a move, did that thing where she accidentally touched my hand.
>Immediately fell into depersonalization and went into one of those philisophy trance things that Shinji goes through on the last episode of Evangelion. Try to brush her away so as not to waste her time.
>?
>I can talk to them easily given the context that we are "friends", acquaintances and nothing more, otherwise I sperg out and try to make sure they fall for someone else, I do not want panic attacks on a constant basis thank-you very much, I'll probably just buy a Russian or something later down the line, or perhaps live along - neither really bothers me.

>>36977426
Nice.

>>36979979
This kinda, hate is a strong word.

>>36984267
>>36984350
Christ anon, hope you're having a decent enough time.

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>>36976865
>How did she act around you?
Completely normal, had quite average discussions. Only one time she hugged me out of the blue.
How did you respond?
I had a normal discussion. I answered to her questions about stuff and asked some questions to try to go with the flow of the discussion. After the hug thing I carried on as normal but I was suspicious of there being something.
>Why do you think she liked you?
Friend sent pics of discussions he had with her. She continously asked pictures of me and everything my friend knew about me. She was pretty open to him about liking me to the point of faking interest in these normal conversations and lying to me about her experiences certain topics.

I wasn't interest in her at all. I thought she was crazy.

How are you doing nowadays regarding girls?
I keep my distance.

>>36980837
This is one of those faggy walk the dinosaur posts. Don't waste your time.

>9th grade
>move to another school because of bullying
>have 0 irl friends, only 1 internet friend I spend all my free time with.
>always go hide in the stairs playing nintendo
>have a huge crush on some blonde qt in my class
>she often talks to me (the only girl who does that really)
>she starts sitting in the stairs with me everyday
>just watches me play and talks with me.
>I only say yes or no because I was very socially akward.
>She starts telling me to go with her here and there
Fast foward 2 months
>Last class of the day on friday ends
>Get out of classroom
>Anon, we need to talk
>fuck yes
>Do you want to be my boyfriend?
>fuck yes fuck yes FUCK YES
>want to say yes , but fear she is just joking so I mutter an autistic wtf
>she understands it has a no
>oh, ok then.
>go home and cry
>we never talk again

>>36978739
How I feel anon. A girl has never desired me in any way.

>>36978280

>amulet of samarkand

patrician taste, anon

The guys I can recall that shown interest in me were both fat and ugly, one was way older. They were so unattractive I started to question what I looked like. I almost puked one time because one of these ogres was sitting right across me at the same table at the cafeteria and I couldn't even stomach my food he was so disgusting looking and the way he ate made me gag several times.
At first I respond by being nice since I think they're just being nice, but when they get too attracted I just don't give a fuck about them anymore. I try to give several hints but they never get it. I get annoyed.

>>36986145
Cont.
There was this recent retard at uni
>Everyone in class waiting for the professor so we can all do our presentations
>A 1/10 short probably 5'4 MAX that looks like a straight up Neanderthal, always has on dirty clothes and never brushes his brown dirty hair, always smelt like shit, predictably sits down at the desk right behind me
>I get visibly annoyed because ALL semester I've tried to get this guy to let go. He clearly hasn't
>Starts to do small talk, "anon, you finished with your presentation yet? I'm sure you'll do fine Blah blah blah
>I get up & do my presentation, walk back to my desk
>He touches and rubs my shoulders "good job anon" blah blah blah
>I turn my head back with a disgusted look on my face, his face is so ugly and I can't stand to look at him any longer.
>i say "thank u" quickly.
>turn back and almost gag.

>it's his turn to present. Stares at me the whole time. I almost puke then and there.
He basically stalked me after class and all throughout that semester until I gave him a bitchy look one day.

>>36976865
She ended up flirting with me, took me a bit but i caught on and we fucked
and we have been dating since

>qt /mu/tant girl at work talks to me
>start liking her
>she suddenly loses interest and ignores me since
>come across her tumblr which is linked on her instagram which was synced to facebook
>see her posts about how "she always loses interest in people" and would rather just be single most of the time

She was really cool desu but I guess she wasn't the one

>>36976865

KHV here. There was one girl that I knew that she liked me because she told me. This was way back in high school.

>senior year
>sitting at lunch table with a literal Chad, looks like the typical surfer dude
>group of girls come and sit down at the table
>figure they're here for Chad because he's popular and good looking
>they all smile at me
>girls say someone likes me
>it's the ugliest girl in the group with really bad acne
>ask her if it's true
>she says yes with a bright red cherry face
>I smile and rub my neck like an anime autist
>think she's lying to me to get me to agree so that they can make fun of me later
>a girl in their group used to make fun of me and mock me so I figure this is one of her schemes to embarrass me
>ignore her for the rest of the year

I would have gladly dated her too, I'm just too stupid to know what to do and knew that if she got to know me, she wouldn't like me. I'm also too stupid to know when a girl likes me.

>>36983899
>lesbian
Never seen a girl whobclaimed to be lesbian, etc. That diidn't end up beingba toasties. Sorry for you anon.

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>>36983921
This is one of the most unfederated stories in here.

everyone who can post in this thread needs to GET THE FUCK OUT
RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>middle school
>everyone said a girl liked me but she never talked to me
>she talked to my mom once
>mom says she liked me
>she called my house phone
>i hung up

same thing happened with another girl in middle school.

>college, sophomore year
>girl would rub my back in chemistry lab
>walked with me to our cars (we were commuter students)
>went out of her way to talk to me
>after a month of me ignoring her, she never talked to me again

actually im not sure if the college girl was interested in me. she used me for answers in calculus class we had together, but she never used me for answers in chemistry/chemistry lab.

>>36976865
I dated my older sister's best friend for 4 months.We never made it official because of the age gap but we had a good thing going on. We would chill a lot, she would pick me up from school to go to her apartment and just mess around with vidya/drugs/sex. There was some role reversal going on because she's taller than me.

>How did she act around you?
She was very snarky and sarcastic and snide towards everything and she knew I really dug that. When it came to sexual shit she was really dominant and touchy. She would always be putting her arms around me from behind in public, start teasing me by rubbing my crotch and talking in her dirty voice, etc. When it came to the bedroom she'd take the lead. She had this thing where she would start choking me and push me onto her bed and she'd be like "shut the fuck up and enjoy it Anon I didn't come to talk tonight." Her bjs would change between gagging and being a tease with dirty talk. When it came to eating her out she would shove my face into her and lock her legs around me until I teared up. The actual sex was her riding and choking me and when I came she would always try to choke me out. There's an old myth that being choked makes sex feel that much better, I can vouch for it. Afterwards she always cuddled with her as the big spoon and she'd rub her hands and bite all over me.

>How did I react
I fucking loved it. She made me her bitch and it felt so good the whole time. Despite her borderline abusing me in the bedroom it felt amazing and most of the time I spent with her was either fucked up, laughing, or fucking.

>Why do you think she liked you?
My sister, her friend and I were close and hung out together a lot. When we were younger she always said I was kinda cute and funny but I didn't think she meant like that.


How are you doing nowadays with girls?
I've been on my own but it's fine. I had to break it off with her because my sister were getting close to finding out but we still talk/text sometimes.

>>36977161
>my family put a bounty on my head
Where the fuck do you live, my dude? Is your dad a Russian mob lieutenant or something?

She just said that I dressed really fashionable.

My mom dressed me.

>>36978267
>implying they aren't a cute white nationalist couple saving the white race 1 kid at a time

>>36976865
>when
junior year of high school
>who
fat low tier white girl (dutch and italian I think)
>how
calls out to me any time we're in an open space ''Anoooon,'' (everyone else just called me Anon) pushes me from behind while walking, says ''let's have sex'' frequently
>response
every time with nervous smile and no eye contact:"let's not"
>why
Being the only fat white guy I think she saw me as her best shot.
>now
She got knocked up by a white guy, seems happy.
I haven't touched a girl since my mulatto gf freshman year of high school, 5 years ago.

>>36978760
Should have gotten engaged faggot.

But seriously you should have, but there may still be hope. See if you can talk to her parents.

>>36985989
Thanks bro blox

>>36977457
>contemplated hitting her up on Facebook
D O I T F A G G O T
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>>36982831
Nope, google "average slavic face composite." That's me, if the composite was slightly uglier.

But I went to an academically elite school - a lot of guys were eggman tier.

Also I was always completely nonchalant with girls and basically negged, teased or ignored them constantly: Not on purpose, I'm just a bit of a dick and knew early on that I'd die a virgin so why be nervous. Things only really went south once a girl would make it clear that she was seriously interested or initiated contact - instant bsod.

>>36976865
>tfw never had a girl who liked me
>tfw never received any special treatment from girls
>tfw never had a chance to get involved romantically
>tfw still a loner and dont know any non family related girls

Where my loner bros at? Surely i cant be the only one

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>>36988313
Right here, literally have never had a girl approach me unironically for anything other than school/work.

>>36978221
Thats scottish you fuckwit

>>36976865
It's only been the ugly ones or complete crazies who were interested in me

>>36988456
>Burger or Cunt accurately calls Scottsman a Brit
>call him a fuckwit
You all live on the same island. Don't be such an anglo about it.

Only 1

>same prep school
>Know each other for 5 years
>8/10 for most people, for me barely a 6/10
>don't like her face aesthetics
>cute personality but pretty dumb and unsophisticated person
>we pass a lot of time togheter, sometimes even 3/4 hours
>she obviously falls in love with me (What se exactly liked about me is still a mistery)
>everyone seems to know, even my mother
>just pretend I didn't notice for years
>every day after school she walks my same path, tries to make conversation but she fails. In fact there wasn't a single matter we could talk about
>sometimes she tried to take my arm or kiss me on the cheek, never let her do so
>invites me to her bday
>I just go for common courtesy
>Her family is wealthy so the party was really luxurious
>A lot of people
>she tries to make me part of the group
>just sit on a couch and engage a small talk with her grandpa, and eat
>cool old man, knows a lot of tricks with smokes
>the party ends, I think she drank too much
>time to greet her and leave
>she kisses me on the lips
>waitwaitwaitwait.jpg
>literally run away
>we don't talk about it
>everything goes as always
>stop going to prep school
>she doesn't show anymore attention to me
>now she's dating Chad

I'm fine with it.

>>36978280
>I don't have time for this retarded bullshit.
Pretty bad ass anon. I don't know why you're beating yourself up. You sound like a pretty cool guy to me

>>36978913
Short men can still get asians and latinas.

>>36978177
Post pics of her big wide shoulders pls

>>36981637
kekked

Origamifami

>>36981645
Nigger, it's bait custom made to drive faggots like you mad

>>36976865
the only girls that like me are usually the slutty asian girls you see on the train that sound like a tom boy (with the black romper and tights) or hispanic/black girls. the thing that pisses me off is that theyre genuinely interested in only sex, not caring about another woman.

>>36983899
>lesbian
With the exception of some actual 7ft 250lb bulldykes, they're doing it for attention.

>>36980200
>>36980419
>transgender
>period

Those are mutually exclusive mental illnesses anon.

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>>36984350
I wish I had something like this to look back to.

>>36984644
>>36984679
>has a literal harem
>somehow sees self as robot

>>36984644
>tfw no comfy harem anime life

Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

>just did my first week of a drug/mental outpatient program (missed monday though)
>the hottest girl there (objectively, there's nobody there who's my type) tries to make fun of me a bit on my first day but I ignore it
>on the second day we don't interact much
>on the third day I messed with her a little bit and she liked it
>also made a comment to some other girls when they were talking shit about each other having BPD "you all have it. it's crazy girl disease" which made it back to the hot one, surely, since they all talk so much shit
>yesterday, I tell the group about a situation where I trolled an ex-"lover" and many of them attack me, but she defends me
>and when the white knights/triggered roasters insinuated my life could be affected by these type of decisions, the hot one, with a smile on her face, said "he doesn't give a shit! look at him, he really doesn't give a shit"

she said her ex-boyfriends name is literally Chad... I almost choked.
she's genuinely not tall enough for me, so it's easy to be aloof with a hottie like her when I would literally push her off me if she tried anything... which would probably crush her

had a borderline Stacy fall in love with me
she was a county kick boxing champ, absolutely beautiful, legit never wore make up and still had perfect skin, never wore jewelry, didn't even have her ears pierced
she was a virgin, but had dated plenty before meeting me and all of her X's were fakin 6'2 Chads who had something to do with martial arts (im a 5'9 scrawny pale full time spaghetti spiller)
first time we spoke was over facebook, she liked every single one of my posts, even the asinine weeb memes and gay /mu/sic
One night I got drunk like all fuck and said to myself 'fuck it' and decided to talk to her. I even remember what I first said to her, I was like 'hey there, my name is anon what is yours?' despite facebook displaying both our names. I guess she found it funny and it worked somehow, we talked the whole night and lo and behold cometh the morning and the balls I had due to the alcohol the night before were nowhere to be found. I even forgot we arranged to meet up the day after, I wanted to pussy out of it and i was even like 'heey i dont think we should actually see each other' and she basically just said 'don't be a bitch you are going out with me NOW'
that made me feel so fucking weird
we met in front of a mall close to where we both lived and I remember clear as day walking up to her with my earphones still in my ears, shaking her hand and just staring at her like an absolute retard for a good 15 seconds before she fucking yanked the earphones out of my ears and said 'what the fuck is wrong with you' and in that moment I fucking froze, but right after she said it she FUCKING GIGGLES AND HUGS ME.
the whole '''date''' we just sat in a park and talked. I don't think I looked her in the eyes at all but I could feel her staring at me the whole time.
At some points she was just pointing out my flaws and comparing me to her X's who were all superior to me, but she would always end those sentences with 'but that's what makes u so cute anon :3' cont.

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>Senior year of HS
>be in digital design class
>pic related wants a piece of me (the one on the right)
>day one of school her and her friends make fun of me for looking like Napoleon Dynamite
>She talks to me day after day with drivel like, "Do you like Sports? "Do you go to Church?"
>tell her to fuck off each time
>she and her friend apparently take pictures of me without my permission

Fast forward some time...

>I am in class when I smell a whiff of Citrus perfume
>"Hey, anon" the hambeast says
>Her Hair is a greasy, curly mess and she is wearing a tank-top and short-shorts
>she says"notice anything about me today?"
>I reply, 'no"

1/2

>>36989508
It's night time by now and we're sitting all alone in a park, she's leaning in closer by the second and I'm just sperging the fuck out refusing to even fucking make eye contact and she literally grabs me by my jaw and turns my head so I'm facing her and she says 'well?? aren't you going to kiss me you faggot?' *giggles*
I was just blown away how she could basically scare me and make me feel so good within a single sentence.
We part ways and I feels like the date was an utter disaster, despite her kissing me at the end.
Strangely enough she starts talking to me again over facebook and wants to see me again. I should also mention I have AvPD so it was borderline impossible for me to believe she actually liked me, the whole time i thought i was being set up for some kind of giant meme orchestrated by her and her Chad X's to make me look like a tool.
Here's where things get kinda weird. We're talking all the time at this point and she starts sending me screenshots of posts I made back in 2012 (all of this happened in 2015) saying 'omg this was so funny' or finding my baby pictures from my cousins facebook accounts posted ages ago saying 'omg u were so cute here' and shit like that. To most of you this might sound like a dream come true, having a 10/10 stalker virgin gf, but it was weird as all fuck, I was tilted by it.
Somehow she found my steam profile and saw i had 3k+ hours in TF2 so she downloaded it and kept joining my games (before matchmaking was added to TF2 and you could join games like that)
I caught major feels for this gal boys. But she was reaaaally into making me feel jealous, probs because she knew she was better than me and could do it so easily. For instance, someone would talk to her on social media trying to get in her panties, she would lead them on to think she liked em back and sent me screenshots of their convos, only to, at the end send a screenshot of her saying to them that she was just kidding and she has a bf.
Cont.

>Ugly girl in class has huge crush on me
>Debutante ball is coming up and girls have to ask boys.
>Come home from school one day and get a call on the home phone which was odd
>Its her
>Ask how she got my home phone number
>Got it from the phone book because I never gave her my mobile number
>Asks me to the deb
>Sperg out because I wasnt prepared to be confronted with this at home
>Say yes
>Keeps trying to get with me that night
>Go chad mode and go home with another girl in an attempt to get her to lose intrest in me
>Only works for that night following week she is back to her old tricks

Its funny looking back on it but still creepy. I found out 7 years on and she still has photos of me in her room

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>>36989018
I'm sorry, Anon. I actually like this girl and I'm sure you can understand me not wanting to be disrespectful and posting her pic in random places. Have a beefy girl as a consolation prize. She's not really muscular, just has a large frame, but awesome boobs and ass. I regret not saving her (clothed) leg and buttpix before she deleted them.

>>36982887
Eh, it's been 3 years. Honestly I don't mind if she finds someone in the meantime, maybe they'll break up or whatever. Whether or not her and I ever work out or even talk to each other, I'm okay with it. She did find someone a while back that she said she clicked with so well, but that apparently didn't work out. I can't just come at her like a NEET without the resources to even visit her. She's a goddamn 4-6 hour drive away. I'll just keep my posts up so she has something to creep on and eventually find an excuse to post my pics, like a fitness progress thread. It's only fair, as I already have a few dozen pics of her including some sweet cleavage shots.

>>36989754
this is gonna end in heartbreak isn't it

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>exchange student from Wales to America
>high school, freshman year
>always been one to care for my appearance; wore coats, scarves and whatnot
>this is Oregon so normie roasties are the most toastiest around these parts
>made a nice little coterie of like-minded acquaintances, were minding our own business
>was having a jolly old time with these fellows at lunch break when a group of roasties approach us
>three roasties
>they were akin to flies, swarming us
>"xd are u that englishman? haha"
>"no I'm from Wales."
>"wow ur accent is so exotic! do you read books???"
>"why yes indeed, been dabbling in orweillan litterature. do you read?"
>"yes I'm SUCH a booknerd! i finished the hunger games a week ago"
>told her and her friends to politely leave, and that we weren't interested in talking with them
>was labeled as a womanhater and a homosexual
>mfw

>>36989771
>Those thighs
That'll do just fine.

>>36989239
I got depression 9 ways from sunday, zero social skills outside the ones specific to my circle, sometimes crippling OCD, basic agoraphobia, and what i call a "gas tank".
If i'm spending time near people that tank empties and i gotta do shit like lock myself away alone to refill it or run the risk of having an anxiety attack.
Also i'm pretty sure i might just have something like aspergers or maybe i had enough of a developmental stunt that i'll just always be 8 steps behind in understanding how to interact.
Even at home hence the setup up of the different hobby rooms. Its forced me to find a way to live out of home which wasn't easy.
>>36989379
Its nice but I wouldn't call it comfy. We basically cohabitate to prop eachother up as a crutch and we've been missing a crutch.

>>36976865
Well, this happened like 2 or so years ago, when I was 16 and got my first job. There was this 7.5/10 that worked there (although her body was a 9/10) and I had a crush on her. At the time I weighed 230 pounds, and for unrelated reasons I started losing weight. Eventually, she found out that I liked her, and then one day I asked if she would go out with me, and she fed me the line that "one of my friends like you and it'd be mean if I did". Which I pointed out was impossible because I don't go to her school and know none of her friends.

So anyway, she started taking advantage of me liking her, and I became a beta orbiter for a short time, until eventually I said "Fuck it" and told her that she was just bothering me, and that I wouldn't deal with it anymore. Which I meant. I was dead serious.

Then she started doing shit like fondling me and asking me to grab her ass. Which, like a dope, I eventually succumbed to. In the end, she was just upset that I got over her, and for some reason, that made her like me. I had gone down to 190 pounds, so that probably helped.

So, after a 3 or 4 month long relationship that involved sexting and grabbing each other, I realized that she was a total slut (I should have realized earlier when, during the time she was saying she really liked me, she had a pregnancy scare that wasn't mine) and not worth my time. What made that happen was that I told her I applied somewhere, and she got mad because she was applying there and didn't want me working there, and she said she'd tell her friends who work there to tell their boss not to hire me. A small thing, but it just infuriated me, and I blocked her.

She managed to get a screenshot and a message to me. The screenshot was her telling her friend that "Anon is an asshole and nobody likes him", and the message was that she'd "Make my life hell". Like she's in the Mafia or something. Shit, I won't be able to get a minimum wage job, what'll I do?

>>36989732

>so the first Semester ends and I am no longer in a class with her, so I figure that is the end of her antics
>nope
>Valentines day came around an I get flowers from X.X.
>I turn them down
>She sent two of her friends to spy on me
>Last day of school comes around
>I hear a sigh from the left of me
>Oh, god, it's HER agian
>she tells me that she is 'tired of my bullshit'
>On the Bus, despite being 'tired of my bullshit' she gives it another go and congratulates me on graduating
>I tell her to fuck off and that is the last I hear of her
>she is married to some hue now

I don't know WHY she could not take the hint and fuck off

I am a hhk virgin nowadays, but I would turn her down even IF she offered sex

>>36977804
You're willing to risk having a kid with an insane person? My grandfather did that, and thank god because I wouldn't be alive otherwise, but it sucked for him for a long time.

>>36977958
She's probably older and more mature, and she's probably gotten over her shit, dude.

>>36989754
now, you know yo boi aint no cuck so I made it clear to her that I didn't find that amusing or funny but she would always just say 'ohh ur so cute when ur jelly' and changed subjects.
I felt like I was being played around with and the next time we went out I broke up with her.
She seemed to have fucked off for a good week, but then I start seeing her all the fucking time in random places in public. Legitimately felt like I was being stalked, felt good and horrible at the same time.
Maybe two weeks go by and she talks to me again asking to get back together.
Im freaked the fuck out because I DUMPED a STACEY and SHE was the one coming back to ME??!?!? WHAT?!?!? some of you might see this as proof that she actually did like me but to me it was just proof that she was fucking with me, I mean come on right?
We keep dating for another good two weeks and I decide to be a cunt again and break up but this time she doesn't take it so lightly and starts threatening me, not with violence but like emotionally, she would always say 'youll never find someone wholl love you like I do, if you fuck this up you will die alone' and stuff like that
The red flag has well been raised at this point and I tell her to fuck up cunt.
It seemed like she did just that, but after another week she's back.
And I, being the weak cunt that I am decided to stay with her because she actually made me believe that I will never find someone like her (even now sometimes I reflect on it and think she was right). I realized how selfish I was in a sense because I wasn't with her because I really liked her but because I just desperately wanted not to be lonely.
We stay together for another week maybe, arguing almost all of the time and that's where I cut all ties with her. I still find it funny how I was the one cutting ties and not her....

Moral of the story: be careful what you wish for when you post that >tfw no psycho yanderee stalker pure virgin gf thread

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>>36988456
>Scots aren't Brittish
hmm..

>>36978913
>extremely ugly
FUCK

>>36990300
Not for long, not if they get their Sexit.

Girl in high school apparently liked me, don't really know for sure because it was always her friends going up and trying to get me to approach her. Never did because I wasn't sure if her friends were just trying to find someone to set her up with or she was just too scared actually talk to me herself, both possibilities didn't seem to be leading anywhere good.

>>36989443
You are delusional, fucking junkie

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>>36976865
Some fat chick (fairly attractive for a tubster though, just about edging between thicc and fat) tried to get with me recently. But I rejected her advances because
>she was a cunt to my friend just because he turned her down, in a more blunt and harsher way than me but still
>could sense she wasn't actually interested in me as a person, was just going along with whatever I said just to get with me
>felt like she was only going for me because I'm the most beta out of my friends so she thought she could most easily use me for her gratification
>had seen that she had just come out of a long term relationship, so I was probably just going to be a rebound
>she had plenty of orbiters and had sex with them often but always complained about how lonely she was
>smoked like a chimney
>was addicted to valium because muh anxiety
>although she was kind of attractive her chubbiness and the thought of seeing her naked kinda turned me off
>I got too anxious about the prospect of finally losing my virginity, to the point where she actually offered for me to come back to her free house and I said no because I had to go home to go to bed for work the next day
Call me ungrateful or ree at me or whatever but it was a bullet dodged as far as I'm concerned. She's back with her ex now anyway.

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>>36988235
>"average slavic face composite"
>tfw I'm so below average it's not even funny anymore

>have uncomfortably clingy online gf
>deal with the clingyness at first no problem because honeymooning
>eventually gets to be too much
>not even sure how I did it but over the course of the past few months I've formed her in a way to be perfect for me.

When did you guys find out you could manipulate people

>>36992026
you are laughable, fucking beta

>>36989863
>dabbling in orwellian literature

Turbo autism

>>36981637
why didn't you save her originally

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She was into me and I was really into her, she has a lot of mental problems so her intentions we're never that clear. Most of my experience with women was with her. We were very compatible and spent so much time together, last summer we were always with each other, so many amazing memories.

She wanted to stay single and I got too attached to her. She wasn't strictly mine so she had the right to be with other guys but that made me crazy so I dropped her for my sake. She still hits me up trying to make amends with me, idk what to do.

>pic related she texted me this earlier. Haven't answered

>>36976865
I'm 32 and literally never had a girl into me at any point during my life. I have no stories unlike the others ITT.

I'm conventionally ugly like for real.

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>anons complaining about clingy girls
>tfw was the clingy boy
>every girl I've ever met has been super detached and was only keeping me around out of pity
>tfw no clingy gf

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Perfect opportunity to ask for a little help/advice.
So 21 english speaking euro, recently stoped being NEET and girlfriend for 7 years who chased me through scouts and school since was 12 droped bomb on me last week.
So she crushed hard on me being obvious doing everything she could to be in with the few friends i managed to get via being a weirdo,
shes fucked in the head goes through realy bad self harm and periods of being reliant on me for support , i never would have spoken to her if she haddent asked me out
1/2

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2/2
Spend a lot of time thinking she dosent realy love me she just needs the support of cutting will get worse or die ,cant muster the balls to say "i just wana read books and do as little in life as possible" seven years later my life is starting to come togther , shes studding in neatherlands but jumps my bones when visits, I just started a job in a specialized area that i wanted and its been a fuckign hard month ,
"Anon i want to talk about monogamy , " fuck my life our positions have switched , im now the dependent one and too much of a nice guy to say anything other than "il alawys love you with open arms no matter what " mean while im getting cucked by half of a rollerderby team, help me

>>36994792
>>36994943
>How did she act around you?
emotionaly needy desperate for approval
>How did you respond?
minimally eventually becomeing more and more supportive staying up school nights to convince her not to cut her self further.
>Why do you think she liked you?
Im not bad looking 6ft blond blueeyes was shy into fantisy and trying to be goth but with no other goths
>How are you doing nowadays regarding girls?
i cant deal with girls affections , either i just cant see it or i have to leave, unless im fucked for the drink.

>>36976865
>Be 16 at the time.
>Hear from some guy in my class a girl likes me.
>Think it's a joke, girl is a 9/10 and I've never had someone show interest in me.
>Leave school.
>See her on facebook 15 years later.
>She is recently married with a guy that looks like me.


>How are you doing nowadays regarding girls?
Terrible, all forms of dating failed and never had a girl.
>>36977161
>Had a gothic ballbusting girlfriend when i was 11 and she was 12.
Living the dream, the girl mentioned above was also ballbusting guys all day.

>>36976865
>Christian girl in a club
>Bonded over both of us being autistic (figuratively you fuckin fags)
>Texted for a few weeks, I wasn't interested because she wasn't very attractive
>She asks me out while I'm doing a lab report, I say yes out of panic
>We have an okay date but again she's not very attractive so I end it later via text
>See her months later as she comes off a bus on campus, run up to her and fuckin splurge autism while her beta orbiter stands to attention 6 feet away

Jokes on her I found someone who will suck my willy

>>36988313
>>36988407
Same here.
I cant relate to any of these stories. Makes me just more depressed and unwanted and worthless.

>>36979666
oh man, my favourite type of woman fff

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>>36976865
>Meet person on r9k.
>Seems really nice, we banter a bit back and fourth.
>Play games together for a long time and help each other through tons of stuff.
>Expresses feelings but I don't return because I'm too far up my own ass to accept.
>Disappear on them.
>End up helping some other fembot because they're a bit softer than me and I don't feel like the burden in that exchange, and out of guilt for what I did.
>End up getting used for my time pretty bad and realize it's beyond retarded to help someone else because you hurt someone else.
>Other fembot always here when I end up returning. I always try to be respectful though and we have good times.
>I keep flaking out and ghosting them forever.
>They don't want anymore of it and that's fine.
>I ended up going my own way after screwing it up anyway.
>Ended up adopting all their creative hobbies and things because I miss them.

w0w

>>36995809
Pic related is the little cartoons they used to draw for me.

>>36976865
Bump please I need more stories