What's your special skill anon?

the ability to self-loathe at all times

>>36980788
a moderately high level of self awareness borne from self loathing

I'm have invisibility to women

my ability to blend in with normies

atleast, until I have to speak.

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>>36980861
>>36980876
It seems that you and Shoebill would be good friends. She's kinda scary though.

I used to have a good imagination, but after I thought on of my ideas was stolen. I stopped trying to think of cool ideas since. Now, I'm just good at being useless.

>>36980788
utter downright autistic unwavering obsession is my special skill

>>36980788
I'm good at inputting commands.
Programming, video games. That sort of stuff.

I am really really fast. What makes it even more special is I am white

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>>36981125
Can you beat her anon?

Pretty decent at art

I have the ability to isolate myself from all others and remain relatively sane.

Failing suicide

>>36981256
Do you post any? I love looking at people doing things I wish I was good at.

>>36981034
Whatever your idea is, somebody probably have thought of it already. Just do it. Write, draw or whatever. But when an opportunity is presented, take it immediately.

I can rap pretty well and I'm pretty good at masturbating.

>>36981682
Are you a gucci god though?

>>36980788
I can put a 30-06 Springfield round through the brain pan of An elk at 1400 yards.

>>36980788
The ability to make anybody like me as a person.
It comes at the immense cost of hating most human beings fundamentally.
Oh, and i have the magical ability to hate people for literally anything.

Creativity and lying.

>>36982415
>I can put a 30-06 Springfield round through the brain pan of An elk at 1400 yards.
Impressive.

>>36980788
typing for some reason, i can hit 150wpm average

but i've been working on it and i'm getting a lot better at piano

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Sales, repair, finding and dating exclusively witches completely on accident, self loathing and surfing suicide attempts

>>36983155
*surviving. Fucking mobile

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>>36980788
I'm a Friend who's good at pretending to mate on my own.

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>>36982460
That's not magic. You're just an outwardly charismatic prick

>>36983192
Two questions

Who the fuck removes all their clothes to hammer their Johnson in front of a tv playing regular anime

And what us this called? Is it any good?

crippling depression

surprisingly this wasn't original

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>>36983259
>Who the fuck removes all their clothes to hammer their Johnson in front of a tv playing regular anime

Guys in doujins apparently. It cracks me up how he "talks" about it like it's a totally normal everyday thing to do, too.

>And what us this called? Is it any good?

"Sugoi! Anata wa Hitori Koubi Gokko ga Tokui na Friends Nanda ne - Serval-chan ni, "Hanshoku no Tame no Koubi" ja nai, Kimochiyoku Naru Tame no "Namahame Sex" Oshieteageru Hanashi."

Hell of a name. It's probably easier to just search for Kemono Friends on Sadpanda, add the "language:english" tag and it'll be easy to find since there are only like 5 translated doujins so far.

The art and content are pretty nice, but I can't fap to it because it's too damn funny.

>>36983259

>hammer their Johnson

are you 50

>>36983403
Nope, but I've probably got 50 different euphemisms for polishing the pole.
Maybe that's my special power

>>36983378
Is sad panda even legal? Given the hoops needed to access it and the content, ice always wondered if visiting it would put me on a list

I'm meh at drawing in anime style but I think I can git gut in a year or two

>>36983513
There's nothing illegal on there unless you're in a country with laws against 2D loli or whatever.

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>>36983378
Serval is not for lewd

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>>36982415
>1400 yards
I don't believe you.

>>36980788
Insomnia with a side of consequencial psychosis

>>36984454
Does the USA have those?

Asking for a friend

I'm so good at disassociation that I get depressed when I see myself in the mirror and remember that I'm a specific person and not a generic "Hey, You".
I can also suck my own dick.

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I have a good knack for getting myself out of fucked up situations.

Whenever I had things on the line, I've never failed in pulling through. Hopefully I can get some stability before my luck runs out.

>>36985797
Yes but they're almost never enforced.

>>36986267
Then not risking it, no matter how dank the catgirls are. Won't touch sadpanda