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No Elliot is.

>>37096017
Dies for underage roastie uhh no?
>>37096350
Door stops his rampage lmao

https://www.rabb.it/iccug r9k were watching your life documentary

>>37095799
he is a cool looking cat

Hey Cat, what's up?

>>37095799
is that a spinx?

Christ just take a fucking shower, you're disgusting.

sage

>>37095753
picture of the soiled underwear needed

I'm unironically scared to take a shower.

>>37095732
how hard was it to tell your family that you're gay?

>>37095794

I actually feel sorry for people who are right-wing. Must be an awful existence knowing 90% of society hates your guts for being a dipshit.

>>37095732
so is that a real girl or what

>>37095587
they didnt mean to, but yeah, my parents fucked me up

>>37095587
Ok but that doesn't mean you should sit around and blame ur upbringing for your problems. All that stuff can be taught by you intrinsically.

>>37095657
Not OP but would you say to someone who got abused as a child not to "sit around and blame ur upbringing for your problems"?

No shit things like work ethic and self-respect can easily be seen as beneficial when you're an adult, but lifestyle is in large part up to habit. If as a child, you were never - forcibly or otherwise - put into good habits and good frames of thought, it'll be near-impossible to set yourself straight once you're on your own and your mind is fully developed.

It's like telling a computer to change out its own hardware. The best you can do is put in some optimizing software and hope for the best. And even that isn't remotely easy.

You have to become almost a completely different person before you can even begin to live an enjoyable life.

>you made me and get to care for me.
>don't like It? Buy me a gun and I'll leave.

Just threaten suicide, I mean unless you want to live then go get a low-end job. I had one for four years before I mentally snapped.

You could also take care of the house if both parents work. Should also do your own laundry and cooking regardless.

>was unemployed for 3 years at one point
>mom was threatening to kick me out at every turn
>never did

They'll get used to you not being employed as long as you don't cost them too much money. Only eat when they eat and don't ask for special shit. If they see you living a monks lifestyle and trying to find a job (which you can fake well) they'll stop griping most of the time.

they're right tho, you neet loser

>>37095409
Kinda. I suspect that I might be too clingy or be unable to find things to do together.

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>>37095409
More like I realized I'd never "actually find someone", ever.

>mfw my first relationship only lasted 1 month.
wew
the fuck is wrong with me....

congrats you cummied on a picture of eliza from 10 years in the future.

Yessir!! but it feels better to cum inside their pussy

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>>37095253
The person who did this should be stoned to death

>>37095246
>being cannon fodder for Jews

no thanks

>>37095246
implying military allows people who have had suicidal thoughts

implying most people here don't also have physical issues that would bar them from joining

I tried. They rejected me because of a small tattoo visible in dress uniform.

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>>37095168

i'm not white, but they probably look at us and feel guilt and shame, they can never stoop to our level and be humiliated, so they have to work very hard to stay above us

>>37095168

all that's necessary for suicide is suffering and despair. suffering is a given for living creatures, and despair is an easy mental track to fall into no matter your circumstance.

>>37095168
I feel the same way, especially when they have gfs and beautiful heads of hair. Pathetic.

>>37095011
B

Orignial bjvjgughjjft hhggugd ff

>>37095011
>Choosing white women

Fuck those pig, race mixing sluts. I'm learning Japanese and I'm moving to Japan to get a qt submissive Asian gf.

>>37095011
who is this seminal fluid generator?

Who pathetic and want to feel better about themselves here?

You, nigga

>>37094968
I am. 70k a year and spend all my spare time watching anime and playing runescape and failing to converse with girls on the internet. I don't want a waifu but I'm starving for the female touch. I was unlucky enough to have a taste when I was younger.

>>37094968
What is it you do for a living, my dear?

>currently doing
sitting at my desk idle, occasionally looking at r9k

>thoughts :

>why does she say that she cares about me and is interested in talking to me when she has no idea what to talk about
>why would she add me back if she was just going to delete me 20 minutes later
>when am i going to get to the point where i want to fix my situation
>why can't i just sleep as soon as my head hits the pillow
>how and when should i kill myself
>is it always going to be like this

Would it be weird to place a an ad on craigslist looking for someone to hold my hand?
t. wizard

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Currently doing: laying in bed

Thoughts: same as green text except I don't even have opportunity to talk to any female. B-but it's fine because I didn't even want to anyway so it all works out.

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>tfw even if I save 20k a year I won't be able to retire early
>tfw I squandered years 21-29 spending all my spare money on useless bullshit instead of putting it in savings
>if i even make it to 2040, i won't have enough money to buy a virtual reality waifu

meanwhile i'm starting to get fed up with my boss and my job. I don't think I'm gonna make it, bros.

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damn I feel you OP
>be me
>19
>fat fuck
>have never done anyting relevant
>barely graduating from high school
>My friends call me a fag cuz i dont know shit
>I saw my mom crying in front of my cuz I dont know shit
>no money
>no job
>no sexual life
>ppl make fun of me
>the only tree people who I consider my "best Friends" are just leaving me behind
>depression is hitting at my door
>to lazy to do something about it
Im really trying to get out my shitty hole but it's just a waste of time
>inb4 i'll probably be dead in 3-4 years

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>manlet
>chinlet
>jawlet
>hairlet
>eyelet
>dicklet
>armlet
>handlet
>brainlet
>joblet
>carlet
>gflet
>houselet
>lifelet

what else

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>>37094634
Wrong pic

Cgvkj c.f. jnh

>>37094634
i had a job like that for about a year when i was a teenager
i should have never done that and just transitioned to female, i'd look like an incase drawing by now

Day 215 of full time software developer job.

Shits good, landed the job after graduation.
Make more money than Chad
Got gf and I can afford all the stuff I ever wanted
I can finally give my family a rest, they're getting old and I want them to be fine.