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Let's make it simple
>your country
>your hobbies
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>your country
Murrica
>your hobbies
drawing
vidya (mostly classic FPS, platformers, and action games)
anime/reading manga
lurking 4chan for hours on end
archiving porn in a somewhat disorganized fashioncrossdressing
Sorry I'm not all that interesting or unique OP, I tried.
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scotland
art, music, books
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>>37124684
Hey at least you have passions that make you happy
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Take the quiz and see if you should kys
http://www.monkeyquiz.com/life/rate_my_life.html
I took it, I should kms
Life: 2.4
Mind: 2.3
Body: 3.9
Spirit: 3.6
Friends/Family: 2.6
Love: 0
Finance: 0.9
[My printscreen button is broken because I spilled alcohol on it, no money to fix it. I guess it says enough.]
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>That's not all. You can also see how your scores compare with the average.
oh great
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>Wow, my life score is 3.8! That doesn't seem too bad! I wonder what the average-
>Average : 6.3
>Love
>You: 0
>Finance
>You: 1.8
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>Life: 3.8
>Mind: 3
>Body: 5.3
Spirit: 5.9
>Friends/Family: 4.7
>Love: 0
>Finance: 3.9
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Since dawn of time the fate of man is that of lice
Equal as parasites and moving without eyes
A day of reckoning when penance is to burn
Count down together now and say the words that you will learn
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Nice poetry, faggot.
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>mom! Anons listening to his devil music again!
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>>37124445
>listening to metal past HS
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hobbies thread: post yours and rank them 2017-05-19 10:19:05 Post No.37124302
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hobbies thread: post yours and rank them
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god tier:
literature
science
philosophy
inventing
outdoors (camping, fishing, mushroom hunting etc)
creating music
beer brewing
Gardening
creating art
high:
making physical objects (woodworking etc)
programing
meditation
drawing
chess
maths
buddhism
bird watching
mid tier:
sports
amateur radio
cooking
psychedelics and other trip drugs
tech
traveling
anime and associated media
listening to music
film
drinking to appreciate taste
religions other than buddhism (monk level adherence is high tier)
card games
low tier:
video games
drinking to get drunk
hedonistic drugs
most television
politics (politics with significant philosophical merit is mid tier)
western cartoons
the occult
pop philosophy/science/atheism
meme buddhism
garbage tier:
fan-fiction
e"sports"
anime if you have shit taste
cosplay
popular youtube shit
social media
celebrities
porn
memes
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Graffiti "art"
Did I win?
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>>37124363
the really winners are those who find their hobbies fulfilling
do you?
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>>37124302
>god tier:
>beer brewing
>mid tier:
>sports
What?
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*waits for you to finish your coffee*
good morning wagie. It's finally friday again huh? Looks like you get to enjoy another two whole days of freedom. Too bad they'll just fly by in the blink of an eye like they always do and then it's back to the office to slave away. Welp, make sure to break a leg today and mr. Bergstein might throw you an extra shekel. Another day, another dollar.
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Do people that post this actually have any kind of fulfilment in their lives? Like I work a whole week for shit pay and it's awful, but I can't imagine having so little to my life that I would post something so utterly pathetic.
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>>37124396
I know. Also, they always post like 10 of these threads at 7 in the morning each day, when they first wake up for a long day of nothingness.
Its pretty depressing desu
either that or they're a larping wage cuck
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>>37124396
>do people who get to spend their time doing whatever they please have any kind of fulfilment in their lives?
yes. while you're slaving away for mr. Shekelberg I'm watching slice of life anime or playing my guitar, or cooking up a delicious meal and eating it in peace etc. I feel really bad for you slaveboy.
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So the last couple months, I've been doing NoFap, well, more specifically, I've been doing no porn, and allowing myself to get off once a week but without doing it to porn (imagination only). I'm really enjoying the effects.
But I just had my first "breakdown". You see, I've been allowing myself from time to time, to get on /b/ and edge to porn- as long as I don't get off. This has been going fine until about 15 minutes ago. Found a webm that just set me off. I went primal. I lost control. I feel like shit about it. I don't want it to happen again.
So, those of you practicing nofap - do you have to actively avoid places you KNOW will tempt you? I've decided after what just happened, I wont be allowing myself to edge to porn anymore, and I'm going to stay off /b/ altogether. I'm thinking of cutting out the once a week rule too. Thoughts?
Webm related is what set me off. Never again.
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>>37124204
if you leave it for a couple of days and eat healthy you can cum just looking at photos. It's happened to me before. I just started flexing my dick, precum was oozing out like crazy then I came with no stimulation.
But then afterwards I always feel like I just wasted a load of time so I try not to do stupid shit like that. It's why I stopped hooking up with girls, it's a fucking waste of time and money when I could be progressing in video games or learning a language and getting that long term satisfaction.
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>>37124204
oh and tips wise I just play video games I really like, don't go on 4chan and stay up really late so i don't need that pre-sleep fap
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>>37124228
>I stopped hooking up with girls, it's a fucking waste of time and money when I could be progressing in video games
Spoken like a true robot.
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tl;dr; GF in open relationship wants to be monogamous 2017-05-19 10:06:05 Post No.37124173
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tl;dr; GF in open relationship wants to be monogamous
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So long story short, GF of 7 months now wants to be completely monogamous.
I met her at a nightclub where I am a promoter and so I've seen her with other guys before. When we finally hooked up, I took a liking to her and we started going out together.
We were monogamous for the first few weeks, but later suggested, to keep up the excitement of the relationship, we be open to random hook ups, but we agreed that we had to approve of them individually first.
No wanting to lose her (she is awesome as fuck), I agreed to it and it was mostly of her going out with her friends for a couple of days at a time, while I was busy with my jobs. But we always kept in touch with each other making sure she was safe.
Well, in the past couple of months, I've met a bunch of girls that I've known for years (back in college etc.) and now I'm dating about 4 of them on the regular alongside with my GF. I even introduced one of them to her when we out for dinner and we ate together.
They seemed to get along well, but my GF has been telling me that she doesn't appreciate what I'm doing because apparently I'm being maliciously about it after she a few Snapchats of me with some of the girls partying and hooking up.
I'm actually really enjoying myself right now, having access to a bunch of awesome girls, but coming home to someone as well to just chill and relax with.
She wants to be complete monogamous now and some of her friends has been hinting that I should seriously propose to her.
Should I stay with her and be monogamous or should I let her go. I've felt pretty guilty when she gets upset with me, but I always remind her that it was her idea in the first place.
I don't know what to do /robotos/...
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fuck off with your terrible fucking bait you retard
saged
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>>37124216
How the hell is this bait? I'm in a bit of of quandary right now ._.
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>>>/adv/
Second, serves the toastie right for trying to cuck you. Drop her.
name a more iconic duo.. I'll wait.
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>>37124026
That picture and pose are pure kino.
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Penn & Teller.
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>>37124039
I think they picked great actors. Sure, they're much cuter than the real Eric and Dylan, but that's the case with any adaptation/dramatization.
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How would you guys describe the "typical" 4chan female?
What traits does she have?
Does she differ by board?
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>>37124025
F
Original
Xdcd
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>>37124025
As long as there's a penis under that dress, your picture pretty much nailed it.
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Massive attention whore.
Not as attractive as other boards can whores
Loves cock.
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What went so wrong in your life, that you are here now? No one is born a robot.
>alcoholic parents
>bullying and isolation at school
>unattractive body (face is not bad tho)
basically this, never stood a much of chance
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>unplanned child
>dad hated me
>mom is hysterical and vents on me
>rural kid, moved to a big city>parents always working
>bullied because different and a bit slow
>grandpa, my only friend, dies of stroke when Im 8
>no father figure in my life
>video games and tv raised me
you can guess the rest
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>>37124001
>What went wrong
I think you mean what went right. Incels are pathetic cancer that think the world owes them something. I've embraced my solitude and I work on making myself a better person in order to please myself and nobody else. When I was a teenager I use to be envious of normalfags,but now that I see what all their years of consuming drugs,excessive alcohol and unplanned pregnancies has given them,I thank whatever God there may be that I never became one of them.
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>>37124001
The lack of will power to do anything but spend all my waking hours on this website
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Fembot here AMA origi origi
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how many times have you had sex with chad original
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>>37123817
Cero bcuz im mexicana and my fathers are really overprotective
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Tengo pene
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>parents found the penile propeller
is this the end lads?
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>mom found the magma masturbator
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Neighbor found my nigger net
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>>37124213
>mom found the kike catcher
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Mom lying to make you feel better
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/r9k/, how do you deal with your mom lying you straight in the face and going "you're such a handsome young man etc"? Do you just take it or do you tell her off? I know she's just doing it to be nice but it's pretty blatant that what she's saying just isn't true
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My mum has never said that 2bh
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>>37123727
>mother fugged father because she was attracted to him
>mother thinks you're attractive because you have similar features to your father
like pottery
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>>37123727
I just laugh, yell "OK" and go about my business.
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Who /babyface/ here?
I'm 26 and can still get child tickets on trains and buses if I shave regularly.
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>babyface
>balding
>cant grow beard
i get carded if i keep my hat on
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>>37123813
>17 and a half
>JUST meme
this board really is dead, huh? Is this how some robots feel about women? If so I'll leave
>tfw here since 2010
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I'm 30 and people always ask what grade I am in when I have to interact with people in person. Someone said I looked like I was 12 a few weeks ago.
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>gf left with out really telling me why
>have not talked in months
>manage to speak to her yesterday
well i found out why she leftshe has cancer and is going to die
someone please help me
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>>37123560
tell her you want to spend her last months with her
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>>37123582
i do and i did
she wants to be alone
i understand that better than most people but still it fucking blows man
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>>37123611
did you ask her why