Fembot Thread

>>37124025
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>>37124025
As long as there's a penis under that dress, your picture pretty much nailed it.

Massive attention whore.
Not as attractive as other boards can whores
Loves cock.

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>>37124025
She likes to bask in attention, has low self-esteem, and gets offended when people call her out on her bullshit. She is the same on all boards.

Pic related is a """""fembot"""""

>>37124136
/thread

dont fucking mute me again

>>37124140
Fembots are cuter than that though.

- Cute.
- Screwed up in some ways, usually Bipolar or BPD.
- Deeply unhappy.
- Believes she is uglier than she is.
- Obsessed with fetishes/kinks.
- Obsessed with niche ironic weeb stuff like Japanese mobile games.

I know her from other boards though. She has genuinely dealt with bigger problems than "tfw no gf"
Why save a fully clothed faceless pic anyway. The creepy Ness of some of you of astounds me sometimes

They like knitting and art. Probably have an eyebrow piercing

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>>37124025
a Roastie that thinks that she is somewhat different/special from all the other Roasties, getts angry when you call her a normie altrough she is a complete normie.

>>37124939
Kek, I fucking wish fembots like that were common.

>>37124981
She's cute, is there any other reason to save a picture?

I would get her pregnant and she'd get better in time.

>>37125188
You can't even see her face and I doubt she would give you the time of day let alone that

>>37125111

You know you've just described 99% of the people who call themselves robots, right?

>>37125225
>wouldn't give someone who is kind, good-looking and probably shares a lot of her interests the time of day

she sure sounds pleasant.

>Attention whore
>lack of empathy or logic
>has penis

>>37125237
You're a robot. Why would she expect any of that. Youre just deluding yourself

>>37125255
You just sound like a bitch to be honest. Not kind at all.

>>37125316
What are you Sperging about. I'm a guy. Not claiming yo be kind. You know how it works too I presume

i don't think there is a typical one, ive seen all kinds

teens, in their 20s and even older
submissive, dominant, asexual
prudes and sluts
fat and skinny
tall and short
tomboys and girly girls
stacies and nerds

the only thing in common they all have is that they're all crazy in some way

Dated someone from /x/
>Cute but in an attainable way
>MASSIVE unresolved emotional issues
>One or two weird fetishes
>Overly eager to please to the point it's creepy.
>Unhygenic

But again that's just one person..

Sexually screwed up. Is either a virgin afraid of sex and men or a hypersexual slut. Often has a history of being molested and abused and has it as a fetish where she wants to be abused and degraded.

Every girl I've ever met from 4chan has BPD

>>37125377
>Is either a virgin afraid of sex and men or a hypersexual slut.
literally never met either of these, a few virgins sure but not afraid of sex. most had 1-3 partners

I've found that they seem pretty normal(hygienic, employed, etc) but usually have some kind of weird mental issue going on.

I've met:
>Engineering student who claimed to be a lesbian but dated dudes
>Legal secretary who moonlighted as a dominatrix for awhile
>Farmgirl who liked camping/hiking and seemed wholesome but had suicidal moods from time to time

>>37125398
This i think the virgins afraid of sex are robots roleplaying. And then robots think any normal ammount of partners makes them a slut

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FEMBOTS DO NOT EXIST. FEMALES CANNOT BE ROBOTS. PERIOD.

>>37125433
ok buddy but "girls who go on r9k" takes too long to type so we're gonna keep calling them fembots alright? okay cool

>>37125444
Femanons will work instead.

>>37125357
>Overly eager to please to the point it's creepy. Sounds perfect. Tell further ?

>>37125433
This is the new autismpasta I see.

>>37124025
>How would you guys describe

Hmmm, I'd say intangible because they don't exist, faggot

>>37125398
There are plenty of hypersluts on 4chan.

>>37125466
>tfw cripple girls get more validation and sexual interest than you do.
Fembots do not exist.

>>37124939
I wish I was cute ;-;

Well I was talking to one and she's a kinda crazy dyke but cute. Emotionally either ice cold or all over the place. Weird kinks. Virgin but talks about sex/fantasies/smut endlessly to the point of being annoying.
sorry I blocked you if you're reading this dykeanon

>>37124025
>borderline/bipolar
>daddy issues
>drug abuse
There was a tripfag in the Swedish general (also on /r9k/ if you're an oldfag) like this. Also had CP floating around of her.

>>37125511
Are you the rest of the stuff on that list?

>>37125515
>talks about sex/fantasies/smut endlessly
how do i find these perfect fembots

>>37125511
>" I wish I was cute ;-; "
>- Cute.
>- Believes she is uglier than she is.
You're exactly what he wants.

>>37125608
Did you see the part where she's a dyke though?

>>37125500
That's because you are fat, smelly, and never leave the basement.

>>37125591
not into weeb stuff or pretty but other than that

>>37125608
lot of us hang out on discord
find the right channels

>>37125409
The farmgirl one for me is one I can relate to. She's the femanon who got away.

>Met her about 5 years ago
>She was really into river-kayaking and hiking and mountaineering
>Awesome girl
>Had a filthy mind and fucked dudes she met on the internet though
>Disappeared on me one day and never came back

I love femanons but there's always a couple that get away.

>>37125660
What discord channels? Open discord channels are such orbiter farms I don't want to get in one. What are the chances I get a gf there like really. I have to wrestle for attention among the failed normies and hunting Chads looking for pussy. I mean come on.

>>37125651
I've seen fat, smelly, basement-dwelling girls get attention online.
You sound a bit toasted, roast.

>>37125519
You're referring to Haysack, cute as fuck, got addicted to heroin though. Sad story really.

Fembots: You need discipline in your lives. Both the BDSM kind and the normal, paternal kind. Am I right?

>>37125660
What are your kinks/fetishes then fembot?

>>37125694
She was addicted to drugs before she started posting here.

>>37125670

TFW I will never get to save a girl like that.

It sucks being ghosted by femanons. I know to avoid being needy and still happens to me.

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>>37125694
Yes, but only the BDSM kind actually.

>>37125688
probably it, I only am in two and they're both invite-only
really bad social anxiety so I don't like orbiters and try to avoid picking them up

>>37125703
lots, mostly dominant BDSM stuff

>>37125722
Was she? Years ago I had a chance to fuck Haysack and I still regret not doing it.

>>37125724
She didn't seem to need saving. She was a pretty well adjusted girl but the sluttyness must have come from somewhere I guess. Past abuse?

>>37125741
Why?

>>37125688
Different anon.
They're usually closed to fend off orbiters.
Can't actually talk or share doujins in peace if every 20 replies are "ay bby wan sum fuc?"

>>37125796
>Why?
Because I'm a total dyke.

>>37125694
Only if i'm doling out the discipline.

>>37125796
She posted CP when she was 13, pretty sure she was addicted to heroin then or at least did drugs.

>>37125792
>lots, mostly dominant BDSM stuff

You being the dominant one?

>>37125792
Why don't you get a bf from one of them then.

>>37125828
Dang. Apparently she's clean now though.

>>37125815
Do you actually get any enjoyment from being a dominant woman? Does it arouse you?

>>37125847
Its a mental game so very much yes.

>>37125829
yes, I'll be submissive for a few kinks though

>>37125837
I have a bf from here, it's intercontinental and I don't have to go outside for him, just the way I want it

95% of femanons are extremely mean chubby girls

>>37125858
When did you realize you liked dominating men?

>>37125879
I'm not mean

uh
or chubby

>>37125866
what do you mean by being dominant? You're not going to bully me are you?

>>37125886
then do you want to be my gf?

>>37125847
No, she posted in Sverigetraden on /int/ about being at a rehab clinic, saying it was fantastic and that the drugs were cheap and that even the ugliest guys get laid without issues.

>>37124025
>"typical" 4chan female?
Attention seeking, low self-esteem. Stuck in a destructive cycle of punching above her weight, getting cheated on and perking herself up with beta orbiters.

No redeeming features outside of their looks, no hobbies or talents, in and out of dead end jobs. All her self worth is drawn from the (you)s she gets from posting pictures on an obscure website with little competition. Essentially just a poor-mans Stacy, and she knows it.

>fembot
Usually label used by the Stacys described above to attempt to disassociate themselves from the masses, since they don't measure up in the slightest.

Rarely, an actual fembot. These are the lowest of the low, because without looks/personality, women really have nothing to offer the world at all. These creatures are usually fat or disfigured in some way, they're mentally ill shut-ins with poor hygiene and no hope in life. They've given up, which is the sensible thing to do; they never had a chance. Although they are the lowest on the social pecking order, the world feels obliged in some part to look after them. As a result, even though they might spurn social activity, they don't truly understand the concept of loneliness. They might see through the false compliments of their parents/friends, but they'll never understand what it's like to be left behind by everyone.

>>37125888
I'll do more than that
I can't get off unless someone's getting hurt, choked or degraded

>>37125881
When i got into a position of power at work that let me berate the fucking asshole execs and they couldn't do shit but grovel and apologize like they were an intern.

>>37125920
No thanks. I just wanted to be teased gently till I beg to fuck you.

I need to get into those goodgood discords where people share top notch doujins

>>37125920
damn i am like you, nothing is hotter than someone being abused in some way, doesn't even have to be femdom, though i most certainly prefer it that way

where do i find a gf like you?

>>37125969
You a chick?

Don't you fucking tell me this post isn't original i have over 300 confirmed shitposts an-

>>37125903
>Sverigetraden on /int/ about being at a rehab clinic

Bitch is never going to get better. That's sad. Is Sverigetraden full of liberals? I always wonder about non-Anglo generals on /int/.

>>37125941
What sort of dominant sexual practices do you enjoy? Pegging? Chastity?

>>37125920
I'm the same as you but in reverse. Can't get off (literally) unless the girl is being abused, hurt, humiliated or broken in some way.

It's actually a curse at this point.

>>37125992
>You a chick?
No, why? I just appreciate good doujins

>>37125983
as earlier, join discords
or I guess fetlife
though I don't use social media

I'm willing to switch for some things, like if the guy's on top he can pinch my nipples, clamp me, the sort of thing I'd do to him except nothing's going in my butt and I don't want my face sat on

>>37126018
I feel you
good porn is hard to find too

>>37126032
>nothing's going in my butt
God you're boring.

Any other sadist-anons who have a particular kink where the subject of their sadism needs to be a particular kind of girl? For example, a "fembot", or a "femanon", or more broadly some nerdy chick.

There's something much more satisfying about hurting a girl who goes on 4chan and is into all of the stuff you're into.

>>37126061
>into femdom
>boring

fuck off back to your vanilla porn, normie

>>37126032
>good porn is hard to find too

Any recommendations?

>>37126065
I'm not a sadist. I do like abusing girls with no self-esteem though. Only reason I'm on this board.

>>37126004
I like leaving marks, biting, and ignoring you.

After i whip you, bite your neck so everyone can see that hicky tomorrow, get my jollies off to that idea, i'll leave you with the padlocked blinder on and the knee and arms locks in place overnight. If i remember i'll unlock you in time for work but i may legitimately forget you i'm actually not joking here.

>>37126079
>muh femdom
Yeah you're so wild. You're crazy!

You're a fucking boring vanilla Stacy and nothing more. Stick to missionary and shut the fuck up. What a fucking joke.

>>37126030
The vast majority of decent doujin posting discords i've found are private and cisles/girls only.
In fact those are literally the only ones i actually save shit off of.

>>37126102
Can I at least do the same to you another night?

>>37126080
no sorry, don't save or remember what I jill off to

>>37126113
that wasn't me, also I'm not into missionary, I prefer woman on top, but if the guy has to lead I prefer doggy

Are there really girls only discords for femanons?

The idea seems wild. How do they prove you're a girl?

>>37126102
Why can't you just kiss and tease me till I start leaking precum and begging for sex?

Why do you have to be a cunt?

>>37126133
God no. If i'm the bitch then you aren't the sub and i'll be drier than the sahara desert in summer during a drought.

>>37126153
Well voicechat or timestamped picture.

What I wanna know is can I get in one to find a gf.

>>37126155
Because i'm the boss.
What kind of boss actually cares how their subordinates feel? Do they kiss them and say good job or do they realize their lessers role is to benefit them and just ignore them as deserved?

>>37126113
anal is literally normier than vaginal sex

what other exiting radical fetishes do you have, blow jobs, spanking, hair pulling?

why do so few fembots like cuckolding?

>>37126181
again, not me, but orgasm denial, breathplay, bloodplay, petplay, rope bondage, forced oral, public humiliation, that thing where you cover the guy in hickeys so everyone knows he got some,
that's just off the top of my head

>>37126153
A. Timestamped pictures. Chicks aren't shy about showing eachother their face when its just chicks.
B. Voice chat. Shit gets lewd and everyone benefits. Or we just chat which is also nice when every other voice isn't asking for "gimme dem deets babeh gurl!" Or "my dicks so hard! -nonfeminine groan-"

>>37126180
Gentle Femdom>the shit you do.
I prefer the psychological torture of teasing, putting something I want infront of me and rejecting me and making my dick get harder and harder and harder. Then finally letting me go off like a wild animal on you.

That's way hotter than the shit you think is sexy.

>>37126219
Do you really mean there are entire discords where you girls just hang out and post porn and get each other off?

You need men to get off in a real way.

>>37126220
>way hotter
That's just, like, your opinion, man.
Seriously though if you don't cum from being whipped I wouldn't keep you.

>>37126202
Seems like it's almost exclusively a guy thing

>>37126102
>i'll unlock you in time for work but i may legitimately forget you i'm actually not joking here.
>>37126180
>Because i'm the boss.
>>37126181
>what other exiting radical fetishes do you have
Does not being an edgy cunt count?

None of this shit is a "fetish", it's a fucking joke. You even more so for buying into it. You're pathetic.

>>37126246
>implying
[laughing girls]

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>Typical 4chin female
It really differs board to board. Generally, I have found that they are super open sexually, but (with the exception of cam whores) usually pretty reserved when it matters. All you have to do is go on a /b/ drawfag thread and you will see what I mean. Most are pretty normal, but with something just slightly off.

>What traits does she have?
See above. Mainly pretty forward and know what they want.

>Does she differ by board?
Yes. You will find a lot more weird chicks on boards like /b/ that are prone to posting. Many other boards, females tend to lurk. Perversion increases on the NSFW boards, but overall (again, minus cam whores), chicks seem basically functioning in society.

>>37126262
lesbians are why I barely post on all female discords
even the mixed discords are less toxic

>>37126267
I didn't mean actual lesbians, the one discord I was on was just straight people sharing porn and fun/lewd voice chatting and shlicking.

>>37126246
Yes though usually theres rooms for shit. General char, lewd room, doujin, -insert fetish- room, etc.

>need men
I have dildoes that can come in any size or shape i desire that never go flaccid and can vibrate hard enough ones shattered a glass coffee table and i can make it as warm or as cold as i want. Your dick has none of these traits and womens voices sound much better being lewd than mens voices do.

>>37126267
do lesbians really obsess over non-lesbian girls?

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>>37126252
>https://xhamster.com/movies/7552711/juicy_amateur_facesitting_session.html
>Watch from the 7 minute mark to 8 minute mark
That's the femdom most men like. That's exactly what I love too.

>>37126284
As a lesbian, yes. Kinda hard not to when 95% of girls aren't lesbians.

>>37126082
why is that? pls abuse me too

>>37126293
Have you tried men before? You may meet a man you love and who can please you better than women can.

>>37126276
that's ok then

>>37126284
they've tried "converting" me to the gay before
insisting I'm straight never stopped them
turns out that saying you're bi triggers them so I started doing that instead

>>37126279
So you're a dyke.
Your opinion means absolutely nothing.

>>37126202
Emotional shit.
Sex is 90% psychological for us and having an emotional attachment to someone basically makes the other 10% a non-isssue(small dick, ugly, fat, abusive, etc).

If we're doing cuck shit the guy we WANT banging our brains out is in the fucking corner watching so now whatever sex we have is lacking. Fembot or not thats the main reason why.

>>37126295
>why is that? pls abuse me too
Post Discord then.

>>37126301
Nope. No interest at all in men.

>>37126295
What is wrong with you people. Are you just the most fucked up human beings on this planet. Why do whores like you want to be abused. Fucking die.

>>37126292
Daily reminder that you're literally a faggot if you enjoy being dominated, doubly so by a female. I'd honestly, in a non meme way, kill myself if I were you. Gotta admire the way you still cling to life.

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tfw no fembot gf to hurt
tfw no fembot gf to spit on and call names
tfw no fembot gf to turn into a prostitute
tfw no fembot gf to make do unimaginably humiliating and disgusting things
tfw no fembot gf to beat to work off my aggression on
tfw no fembot gf to destroy what little remains of her self-worth

>>37126276
Can a guy join in and just listen to the collective moaning and jerk off.

>>37126322
why do you like abusing femanons though?
and what kind of abuse? give me an example.

>>37126256
>none of this shit is a fetish
>literally basic BDSM, Denial, heavy sadomasochism overtones, and orgasms for both parties
I can't tell you why but the very thought of you being stuck at home and i JUST remembered i forgot about you entirely so you're fucked for the next 8 hours is amazing.
That or the fact your morning is now a 10 minute shower you somehow have to fit jacking off into to get yours or you'll be late for work.

>>37126357
I like it, it makes me happy.
All kinds. I'm not going to give an example but I can show you some time.

>>37126357
Are you a femanon and why do you like being abused? Were you molested as a child?

>>37126334
>having a girl sit on your face
>say "remember whenever I pinch your nipples to lick my asshole"
>and gently sexually tease you is domination
You're a retard. And you should unironically kill yourself because the world doesn't need anymore idiots.

>>37126292
Oh, i know thats the femdom most people like and enjoy but that does literally nothing for me.
I can't help it and like i said before if you don't enjoy what i do thats not an issue you're a free man and can find your chick with your chosen fetish while i'm free to search for the perfect sub.

>>37125111
>PEOPLE GET MAD WHEN YOU TALK SHIT ABOUT THEM TO THEIR FACE
>WOW HOW HYPOCRITICAL

You do realize you are fucking autistic, right?

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>>37126384
Do you watch Prison School?

>>37126252
>Seriously though if you don't cum from being whipped I wouldn't keep you.
Why do you need him to cum/enjoy it? Isn't it better if he doesn't enjoy it? You're weird

>>37126284
Yes. I'm straight and if i get found out in a cisles discord suddenly everyones acting like a dude trying to get into my proverbial pants or trying to "convert" me.
Yes i like yuri doujins no that doesn't mean i want a dyke hitting on me or to meetup with you for netflix and strapons.

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>>37126391
Whoa!! Somebody needs to take the roast out of the oven. It's toasted to the point of being burnt.

>>37126381
I won't kill myself, I'm having too much fun seeing effeminate millennial nu-males like you being dominated by their cheating girlfriends. The world need idiots more than they need you, I guarantee you that.

>>37126415
My problem with dykes is the obsession with making themselves look as ugly and butch as possible. As a guy I find it disgusting.

>>37126415
sometimes I think I should be less harsh on lesbians but they've been the most harassing and uncomfy people I've met desu
I'm legitimately afraid of being groped if I stay in a room with one after the ones I met online

>>37126309
I'm a tiny ass femme. Literally your average stacy could pick me up and throw me i'm that tiny. I'm dominant in tude only and if you can't get off to that and pain we just weren't meant to be and thats okay.

>>37126330
i wouldn't have such fetishes i were normal. but i am not.
some people get molested or abused when they're little and/or have no loving parents heh
>>37126378
are you a legit sadist?
all kinds, but what is your favorite?

>>37126357
>>37126295
Dunno why people answered for me.

There's something cute about girls with zero self esteem. They depend on you, and you can do whatever you want to them with just a little emotional manipulation. I'm not actually a bad person either, but being able to shut someone down and be in complete control of their lives whenever you want feels great.

It was ends the same way though. They become unbearably clingy. Need to find a way around that.

>>37126426
>effeminate millennial nu-males like you being dominated by their cheating girlfriends
I see a robots trying to pretend to be an alpha again. You don't fool me kid.
Your online posturing is the most beta shit I've ever seen. Like you're trying to impress someone or prove yourself to /r9k/

Neck yourself kid.

>>37126474
Obvious Oscar detected.

>>37126467
Don't you want to be loved? Would it turn you off if a guy started treating you nicely and as a person?

My biggest fear is meeting a girl like you who is almost perfect for me but she doesn't like me because I don't call her a whore on the day we meet. Because I'm not a dick.

>>37126467
Are you a masochist? I'm not him but I'll whip you until you can't get off anymore.

>>37126418
Yeah and if we were on /pol/ you'd just say "LOL UR A JOO!!!"

You're shit at arguing and you've been blown the fuck out with no valid response. Kill you'reself.

>>37126446
Yes and you're a dyke. Thus utterly useless.
There are tons of tiny ass femme HETEROSEXUAL chicks out there.
Basically all of them get off on being tossed around by Chads and even "beta" guys.
I've even met one who was able to take me balls deep(not a "humble brag" or anything it's almost impossible to find women I can fully insert myself into)
The fuck good are you?

>>37126467
For some reason every fembot who has been molested or abused develops a fetish for it.

>>37126511
I was molested and abused and I ended up a domme so bite the pillow

>>37126402
All 3 variants. My only issue is deep down they want the D and my self-insert fantasy dies.
>>37126414
Because if we're in a relationship deep down i care for you as a person otherwise I wouldn't be in a relationship with you. Again that whole 90% emotional aspect of sex thing.
If you get off on and during the whipping or the thought of the dynamics in actual relationship thats good thats a good relationship dynamic we're both satisfied as human beings.
If i'm actually screwing you over actively i feel bad as a person and for you and then I can't get off on whipping you and now the sexual aspect of the relationship is dead and/or dysfunctional.

Tl;dr woman being irrational call the media.

>>37126523
>bite the pillow
what why, what are you gonna do

>>37126523
>domme so bite the pillow
Lmao shut the fuck up.

>>37126508
>I wasn't even the person you originally replied to.
Does it confuse you roast?
>>37126530
Are you looking for online friends to talk about Prison School with? You sound like a natural Meiko

>>37126439
The butchness is what puts me off them. You can LOOK butch and that can even make you look better but if you ACT butch for whatever reason that flips this switch that makes me dislike you sexually.
Dyke Bro's are awesome however so long as they know they're just my friend.

>>37126440
Honestly most actual lesbians are normal chicks its the "vocal" minority that make the rest seem like that.
That being said it is a crapshoot if the one you're in the room with assumes you're DTF because you said hi and they don't take no for an answer.

60% of females that post here are dykes, 90% of those are the man hating kind
20% of females that post here are actual gremlins and will never reveal they're female
20% of females that post here are roastie whores looking for validation because stacy is stealing all the attention on /soc/

>>37126509
I AM heterosexual.
I'm this person
>>37126415
>>37126102

>>37126592
>I AM heterosexual.
Shut up you rug munching degenerate. Take this garbage over to one of the four letter boards, we don't want it.

>>37126350
I don't know honestly, haven't been there in a while.

>>37126485
i do want to be loved
it's not a turn off

>>37126474
so you're just playing around? i would end up clingy as well

>>37126488
why? thats rude

>>37126511
it's the cause and effect. people who are normal are usually going to go for vanilla

>>37126578
Wow, really?
Damn.
I've given ye ole 9x6 to some women I damned well shouldn't but..shit.

Guess I'm moving my socialization and cock posting to soc and sticking around here for the few unique threads.

>>37126474
Lmao. It is actually you you Swedish cuckold.

>>37126350
No probably not. Most of them are instantly caustic to traps or trans let alone actual men and a good few of them like you confirming you're a chick.

>>37126631
But would you prefer me to love you, or degrade you and call you names from the moment we meet? What would make you clingier.

>>37126592
I have dildoes that can come in any size or shape i desire that never go flaccid and can vibrate hard enough ones shattered a glass coffee table and i can make it as warm or as cold as i want. Your dick has none of these traits and womens voices sound much better being lewd than mens voices do.

...
Everything in that post says that you're either a dyke or jailhouse gay.

>>37126279
>can vibrate hard enough ones shattered a glass coffee table

Wheres my fake vagina that milks my dick empty and doesn't let me go until I'm empty? Why do females get all the fancy toys?

>>37126631
Normal girls are usually submissive. They just don't want to be abused, just a little lighter domination.

>>37126657
why does it matter to you that i become clingy?
are you one of those people who gets a girl clingy enough then drops her the moment she starts to love him? if so, kill yourself

>>37126709
No I want a clingy girl to love me, and then I keep her forever so she can't leave and we're together forever.

I wish I could get a girl clingy enough to me so that she won't leave. I've only ever been abandoned by people.

>>37126709
When a guy says he wants a clingy girl, he's obviously never had a gf. Clingy girls get tiring fast.

Fembots don't exist, prove me wrong

>>37126569
true I guess, but idk, I kinda do get afraid
and uncomfortable

>>37126663
I can't get off around actual women and i enjoy the male body vastly i just don't enjoy the fact that because i'm so small even a 5incher hurts and I don't enjoy somebodies body essentially smothering me for upwards of an hour.

That being said ask literally any chick whats hotter boobs and girls moans or no boobs at all and a guys moans.
99.99% will say the boobs and girls voice.

>>37126675
Those are called horny women, or high classed escorts anon. The former is free and the latter costs less then the most expensive dildo then the closet gay chick has in her collection.

I was once sucked completely dry and she kept sucking after i had nothing left till she managed to get something else out of me by a cute very happily married asian chick who just wanted the experience.

>>37126631
>i would end up clingy as well
Yeah, I guess it's just the inevitable result. Oh well, it's still fun while it lasts. You can usually curb the clinginess for a while by dumping them as a warning.
>>37126640
>>37126483
I'm British.
>>37126709
It gets really fucking annoying, especially if you enjoy your own space.

>>37126737
>can get women
>has the money to buy high class escorts
>has the confidence to get a escort or talk to a woman at all
Fuck you norman

>>37126631
>why? thats rude
Don't pretend you won't like it slut

>>37126675
Fleshlights i'm told can have some amazing textures and theres one that basically every guy says feels better than a vag. Its the vortex or something like that it has opposing spirals in it if you look at the cross section.
Also you literally have a blowjob robot now.

>>37126734
So...yeah.
You're G.A.F and probably a morbidly obese middle aged lesbian who's larping as a small het girl.

>>37126760
>blowjob robot
give me the link right now I need this in my life

>>37126760


This shit too
>>37126737
Dildoes can be insanely expensive.

Its like the same shit where chick clothes cost twice as much than guys because chicks will pay for it like idiots.

>>37126754
Whores sluts and escorts are warm holes to spend all night abusing and brutally and mercilessly dicking into orgasmic submission, tears and unconsciouness before leaving them spent or throwing a few hundred bucks on their sweaty bruised cum covered and filled bodies.

Women who're worth the consideration that can cause a man's confidence to waver and to measure his words carefully are very rare and will not be found on 4chan or most places on the net.

>>37126813
>dude lol just have confidence
I hate you
also
>is confident in his ability to leave a woman an unconscious/fucked silly mess with his dick
I bet you're the 9x6 faggot, fuck you

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>>37124025
tinychat/robot9001

i would do anything to talk to a fembot

>>37126004
Swedish general is about 5% socialists, 10-20% nazis, 75-85% nationalists/sweden democrats/ancaps. I think the german one is the only one with a large amount of liberals.

>>37126791
I was talking about the AutoBlow 2.0.
http://www.autoblow2.com/productDetails/autoblow-2

But i found this fucking gem an actual robot for blowjobs.
http://www.barstoolsports.com/newyork/blow-job-robots-are-here-and-they-are-something/

>only fucking $160
>fleshlights are only $60-80
>the damn robot cost less than a sybian
I knew shit was cheaper for guys but jesus that's just unfair.

>>37126795
>what is chinkshit
It's almost like you want to get scammed.

>>37126834
Yes actually. Confidence and knowing where you stand and working with and around that will net you a inordinate amount of pussy.
Also money = 100% access to cunny.

And why shouldn't I be confident in my ability to fuck the shit out of women. I may not fuck a dozen women a day, but I'm damned good at fucking.

>>37126857
>that really shit bot thats clearly just a fleshlight jammed in hole in mannequin head on a moving platform with clothes draped on it
pls

>>37126885
I stand in a pile of shit with nothing within my reach, kill yourself fucking normie scum

>>37125660
>not into weeb stuff
Kill yourself

>>37125886
>I'm not mean
Kill yourself

>>37126032
>nothing's going in my butt
Kill yourself

>>37126158
>i'm the bitch
Kill yourself

>>37126391
>you are fucking autistic
Kill yourself

>>37126631
>i do want to be loved
Kill yourself

>>37126734
>I can't get off around actual women and i enjoy the male body
Kill yourself

>>37126744
>I'm British.
Kill yourself

>>37126859
Bad dragons are chinkshit?
>>37126889
Right? I said it was a damn gem. Its like a hamhock with a wig and a fleshlight slot cut into it.

>>37126813
>Women who're worth the consideration that can cause a man's confidence to waver and to measure his words carefully are very rare
hmmm all women are like this to me

>>37125807
ORIGINALLY AUSTRIAN

>>37126906
Yah, sure, uh huh...

>>37126931
You have no confidence or sense of self worth and thus you and your words thoughts and yes feelings are meaningless to you and others.

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>>37126949
Uh yes anon?

>>37126906
Step out of the pile of shit and clean your shoes. But you don't want to, you'd rather continue to stand in the pile of shit and blame everyone else for it.

>>37126986
are you going to touch my vagina if I turn my back to you

>>37126986
Oh man that story made me hate my self...

>>37126950
>...
Further proof you're a normie.
I'm too young to get girls obsessed with older guys
I'm too ugly to get girls my age
Girls younger are illegal to fuck
Milfs want college chads
My average dick doesn't exactly help getting the giant whores who can get all the giga dick they want
Explain how I gain confidence enough to go out and somehow fuck a woman into unconsciousness
>>37126998
>dude lol just step out
I've never blamed anyone but myself for my situation faggot, I'm just entirely aware people are better off than me from birth making it harder for them to fall to my level which is enraging.
Please fucking explain how I somehow become not a disgusting gremlin who can slay poon

>>37127031
I'm not going to waste my fucking time giving you empty platitudes or even giving you an LOL JUST BE CONFIDENT bro joke picture.
That's your fucking problem.
Deal.

>>37126999
No, probably not. I like touching from the front.

>>37127025
Join the club.

>>37127031
Find a guy who is uglier than you and a pussy slayer. Not hard. Then ask him and observe how he gets girls.

>>37127025
what story is this? or is it the stuff mentioned earlier in the thread

>>37127086
you can't do that you have cooties

>>37127077
Please originally end your life
>>37127104
Doesn't exist. Closest I know of is a guy whos a bit better looking than me who got busted for drugging girls.

>>37127113
It's called r9k/Elsa is suffering or something
It's a fanfic of frozen and made me what tumblr people call depressed for the last 3-4 years

>>37127115
You're probably average looking. And I know guys who are definitely not good looking and still manage to get girls. There's no one way to do it, but every pussy slayer I know has one thing in common: persistence. Not giving a fuck.

>>37127086
Aren't you both girls? Lesbian hookup?

>>37127171
>dude lol you're probably average
HA
>just keep at it bro lol
HA
Please originally kill yourself

>>37126967
so what's the cure for this?

>>37127158
ah, "fanfiction"
I'll pass

>>37127183
I'm not a lesbian I'm bi I just flirt with lesbians occasionally

>>37127113
r9kElsa is Suffering. It's basically a not-polished Tessellate but still pretty good. Read it.
>cooties
I thought boys have cooties, what

>>37127183
Yeah and probably no hookup.

>>37127227
no it's girls who have cooties which is why two girls can't touch each other because they combine into double cooties

>>37127115
Bitch...
What do you want? For me to take you down to the swimming hole to skip stones and give you a man to man talk?
You're a grown goddamned man.
I don't need to pat you on the fucking head and tell you everything is going to be okay bro. Just keep trying.
You should fucking know that shit by now.
If you don't know it or know it but don't care then you obviously define yourself by your "failure" and anything I say will fall on deaf ears.
Worse, anything I say will help prop up that retarded quasi-masochistic self defeatest bullshit you have going on.

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>>37127243
Or maybe they cancel each other out. Better try it just to be sure. Just once.

>>37127253
>how do I x
>nah lol
>kys
>GOD WHAT DO YOU EVEN WANT
hmmmmmmm really makes my noggin adopt a jogging routine

>>37127185
You are literally proving everything right.

>reeeee fuck you normie I will not ask a girl out because it's too hard

>>37127223
There was a horny bi virgin fembot here from Europe. Is that you? If so you should definitely hook up with the Austrian lezbot.

>>37127310
Try I understand just ramming my head at a wall is fucking retarded you gibbering ignoramus, I see no ladder or a drill or any other way of getting through or past this wall. Don't tell me to ram my head into it just because you got past it easily you normal fuck.

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>>37127324
Oh yeah I remember her, wasn't she Croatian or something like that?

>>37124140
wtf lm straight now

>>37127263
that's 2lewd you'll steal my innocence

>>37127324
I'm not her, or european, so a meetup is a little impossible

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>>37127376
Don't be silly, it's perfectly innocent.
We could just have coffee and cake together. At first.

>>37127270
I've already told you what to do.
A simple guideline on how to approach yourself. You want a simple bullet proof thing that you can logically understand and talk yourself out of following or pick apart because you're a troll.
I don't have time for that shit.

>>37124025

>Does she differ by board?

nope normal girls don't touch this site ever and this applies to all females who go on this site.

>attention whore
>daddy issues
>slut
>mental disorders
>bottom of the barrel


some of it applies to men but to a lesser extent.

>>37127391
>I've already told you what to do.
No?

>>37127338
How many girls have you asked out? How many rejections?

>>37127361
I remember one from Portugal. Another similar horny virgin girl was somewhere in the east, maybe it was Croatia or Poland or something.

>I want this to happen, Austrian lezbot taking the virginity of a horny bi girl, I'll be cheering for you

>>37125357
>dating low IQ females

>>37127414
At least 83, 90% more, I made it a goal some years ago to go to the bar/club whatever every day and force myself to talk to women, I quit 83 days in because I wanted to kill myself because all I got was rejection

>>37127450
T-thanks anon.
I've actually been chatting/lewding with a fembot from France, she's a total qt and ticks off all my boxes. God knows why she talks to me

>>37125466
women have no evolutionary pressure you fucking idiot because men will fuck anything that moves.

>>37127388
slowly seducing me into STEALING my innocence? how devilish

>>37127456
You never stopped to think that if you showed up every day and desperately tried to harass girls you would get a reputation?

>>37127511
It's not stealing anon, it's a mutually beneficial trade-off. I'll give you my innocence after all.

>>37127493
Is she a (lez) virgin? Submissive? I hope you can go to town on her.

>>37127527
No I didn't faggot because I tried to dude lol just don't care what people think like faggots told me

>>37127545
Lez and virgin and, thank goodness, domme. Well more so than me anyway.
We roleplay Elsanna. It's silly and hot and so much fun.

>>37126391
>normie
>shittalking
shut the fuck up fuckbitch fuck. you shitfuck whitefuck motherfuckfuck, you retarded normie-hating retard fuck jade shitfuckhead piece of donkey-brained shit.

You do realize that it's actually better to be a normie than a a """""ROBOT""""", right?

>>37127576
I'd pay big bucks to be able to watch you taking her virginity. Live, not cam.

>>37127608
aaand this is why I don't talk about being bi much

>>37127608
Well there's a lot of amateur lesbian porn online (or amateur "lesbian" porn at least), and I'm confident I'd look absurdly retarded during sex anyway.
I'm going to France in June though, with my family. Maybe I could actually meet her, I haven't asked yet though.

>>37127576
is she as much a domme as I am
will she sit on your face and make you turn purple while cropping you if you slow down

>>37127643
Of course you should go for it! Does your family know of your sexual preference? Do you need to make up a bullshit excuse or can you just say "I'm going to meet this girl"?

If you end up meeting her and having sex, pls let us know eventually.

>>37127708
I'd have to lend her my riding crop, but yes. Sure hope so.

>>37127721
You underestimate how super shy I am offline. My family knows, my mother thinks I'm a disgusting degenerate but my dad is cool with it so it's fine really.
I doubt they'd be okay with me meeting a random person from the Internet though, I'd probably have to make up an excuse or involve my sister and tell her to tell them we're going shopping or something.

>>37127773
>tfw you have a collection of bdsm toys but gf too far away to use them

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>>37127804
It's not much of collection desu

>>37127832
neat collection though, I have my own, kinda don't want to post it here though
do you have a throwaway or something? kinda wanna talk about les bdsm stuff again

>>37127773
How many girls have you had sex with before? Or are you also a lez virgin?

>>37127860
austrianon#4338 on discord
I'm not home right now but if you wanna chat whenever, hit me up. I like talking to fembots, doesn't have to be lewd of course, I can behave myself.

>>37127903
Virgin pretty much. I once played around with a girl I met online (through a WoW forum no less) when I was 16 but that's it.

>>37128006
your discord is set to blocking rando friend requests just fyi
I'd like to talk more sure

>>37128051
Oh sorry. It should work now.

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>Paranoid schizophrenic.
>Likely infertile.
>NEET.
>Obsessed with superstition and gory movies/vidya.
>Hateful from a lifetime of being belittled and treated with caution because of the above.

At least in my case.

>>37126279
you sound like a real winner, I'm sure you're fending off potential suitors with a giant vibrating cock.

>>37128707
please love me or at least pretend convincingly
I can talk about how much I hate everyone on /x/

>>37126391
nobody cares what you think you stupid whore

>>37128707
>infertile
Means I can cum inside you as much as I want. Isn't that great.

>>37124025
>What traits does she have?
BPD and an STD

>>37129112
d/a but I feel like being infertile is just fucking awful. I feel like I was born broken. Like my primary function should be being a mom and I just can't.

>>37129228
You can still fullfil your breeding fetish. And you can adopt either way.
Let me cum inside you femanon.

>>37129286
It's different if it's not my own. Obviously I'd love an adopted kid just as much but it would still feel off. I come from a huge family and my sister is already having a kid and I just feel like shit about it.
I still get off to creampie/breeding stories a lot though

>>37124025
rags cummies tfw no bf

>>37126220
>wild animal
this is the grossest fucking thing about males. they take pride in it too. no self control.

>>37129339
Do you know for sure you're infertile though? What makes you think that?
I know you get off on it, that's your biological purpose: To be filled with hot cum

>>37124140
>show them a pic of me and they'l turn straight!!
>low self esteem

Pick one(1)

>>37129014
I get asked out often the issue is compatibility in the bedroom.
We've been over how my style of femdom isn't that popular among men.

I just don't see the need for actual sex. They get what they want and i get what i want and if i'm giving them what they want first and foremost before retiring to do what i want is that so bad?

>>37129365
Yeah. Fallopian tube defect. I'm literally born broken. Had it tested multiple times.

>>37129447
No chance for IVF? Or some other form of impregnation?
If your eggs are healthy there is a way.

>>37129484
Nope, I'm absolutely fucking barren, at least according to two gynos and one "fertility specialist" at a local clinic.
It seems retarded to care so much about it since I'm a total virgin anyway but I just feel like 3/5ths of a woman.

>>37127361
Austrian lesbot. I know you. You're actually really pretty.

>>37128707
Can your slutty body at least be of use.

>>37129514
I guess adoption is the only way then. That sucks.

m-maybe if I pump enough cum in you you'll get pregnant anyway we can try right

>>37129540
>I know you
Really? Where from?
Also t-thanks.

>>37129514
I'm genuinely sorry to hear that anon. I'd give you my eggs if I could.

>>37129638
>perfectly fertile dykes exist and I'm barren
Fuck this gay earth seriously

>>37129638
if you give her your eggs she'll have gay kids so you can't

>>37129694
Be my barren gf though

>>37129702
>not injecting her with my gay eggs to breed a new generation of hyperdykes
Gaytacca, aw yiss.

>>37129694
I'm sorry anon, seriously.

>>37129734
can we send all the gays to, like, another planet or something where they can be gay somewhere else

>>37129364
I think it's just gross that women enjoy it

>>37129769
Chemicals in the water that turn the frogs gay. Don't you know.

With useful its meant can you serve my cock day and night?

>>37129797
I'd be up for that. Even just to Lesbos or something.
The peeps over at /lgbt/ have plans for a dyke island already

>>37129815
and I bet they won't let trans girls on there, the jackasses

>>37129815
Every board always plans for a /board/ island, except for the boards that could actually do it, aka /diy/

>>37129838
>trans "girls"
Lesgen talked about hunting bi girls for sport last time I checked, I doubt they'd let trannies join.

>>37129840
Yeah I know. Would be fun though.

>>37129869
Why do you hate trans girls and bi girls anon

>>37124025
>short, easy to maintain, hair that is messy or long hair always in a bun or ponytail
>bags under eyes
>messy bedrooms
>at least 1-2 mental illnesses
>probably not very hygienic
>flaky, sketchy, not exactly responsible or loyal
>because she does "boy" hobbies like anime, video games, etc she thinks she can grab a few orbiters from here
>she's usually right and coupled with her mental illnesses uses this place as both a crutch for her insecurities as a failed woman and a giant ego stroke from orbiting men
>some just lurk to see what """""men are really like"""""

They're all garbage. Do not date.

>>37129886
I don't, I just don't want them to touch me because they're tainted.

>>37129950
tainted by what? afraid we bis are somehow corrupted by liking dick?

>>37129974
Most of you have taken dick on numerous occasions and we prefer women who are more... prudish in nature.

No offense, slut.

>>37129982
>lesbian
>claims to be a prude
toppest of keks you're the nastiest sluts on the block

>>37129974
Yeah, pretty much that.

Also what >>37129982 said.

>>37130019
Im a male virgin but ok.

>>37128707
>likely infertile
Won't stop me from trying

Fembots are you loving towards your brothers?

>>37124025
Who is Op pic tho

>>37130461
My brothers are useless assholes because they were born after me and in an asian family that means something. They got to grow up soft and sad and this made them into terrible human beings.
I'd bail them out of jail or cut a fucker to protect them in a heartbeat but i will slap their asses around later for it before mom, then dad, then grandma, then me again have our turns slapping them around for whatever fuckup they did this time.

>>37130596
Are you a submissive Asian fembot?

>>37130606
I'm stern and dominant. I was literally raised like a firstborn son for a good long while in a VERY traditional household. If i didn't have A+'s that was a beating and grounding plus forced study and being gentle was seen as a weakness dad stomped on hard that shit'll ruin me if i ever have to take over. Admittedly i'm not that socially adjusted so i may fallback on this in situations a bit much.

>>37130752
That's boring. Are you not perverted in any way?

>>37129804
In the abstract, sure, but I've never handled dick because most guys have taken the mantra "don't stick your dick in history" to heart, which I guess is for all the better.

>>37130461
My brother has always been kinda mean to me. He always mocks my hallucinations and delusions, and has joked about institutionalizing me. But I know it comes from a place of love, because he just wants me to behave like everyone else. And he's not outright hostile to me like most of my family. I always try to take his criticism to heart and be kind to him when I can, but I don't see him too much.

>>37130786
I enjoy being the undeniable dom in relationships and bed and bruises look pretty plus its fun to watch a guy try to hide bruises on the neck using the collar of his workshirt all day. If you cry for me i'll give you headpats later as a reward.

>>37130817
>don't stick your dick in history
What? I'd make you my gf if you were in europe and played vidya.

>>37130824
Fug. How old are you and are you single?

>>37130817
have you thought about fucking your brother? don't you wanna

>>37130883
I'm 25 and happily single.

>>37130930
Are you a jungle asian?

>>37130475
It's me. I don't understand why though

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>>37124025
>How would you guys describe the "typical" 4chan female?
>slutty
>severe daddy issues
>manipulative
>browsed 4chan just for its own sake
>attention whore
>intrusive
Maybe they're not all like that but I'd bet money that most of them are. I probably wouldn't get with one if it was offered to me.

>>37130945
I'm not sure what you mean.

If you mute me again i'm docking your pay.

>>37130930
Would you abuse a guy with love, like would it be plainly sadistic or would you make it obvious it was done with affection behind it?

>>37131032
I'd be plainly sadistic but i'd make sure you knew it was from a place of love before and after assuming this was a relationship thing otherwise its just plain sadistic then i'd cut you loose after the aftercare.

>>37131017
Vietnamese or Thai or something. As opposed to Chinese/Japanese/Korean.

>>37124025
>How would you guys describe the "typical" 4chan female?
Nonexistent.

>>37131080
>being able to abuse and degrade a guy outside of the context of a relationship

You're cold fembot.

What does aftercare involve when it's a girl dominating a guy anyway? I've always wondered about that.

Do you like white guys?

>>37126391
Not him but I actually am autistic. With an official diagnostic and all papers in order. What of it?

>>37131091
Korean.
>>37131116
I usually hold them, tell them they did a good job, wipe tears away, make sure they get clean, treat cuts or bruises, ensure they know it wasn't malicious, are they staying or do they need cab fare, make sure they aren't doing a walk of shame midday, fix clothes or see if i got replacements that fit, make sure they're stable and fully transitioned, etc. usual stuff just a role reversal basically.

>>37131205
>I usually hold them, tell them they did a good job, wipe tears away, make sure they get clean, treat cuts or bruises, ensure they know it wasn't malicious, are they staying or do they need cab fare, make sure they aren't doing a walk of shame midday, fix clothes or see if i got replacements that fit, make sure they're stable and fully transitioned, etc. usual stuff just a role reversal basically.

Shit that's really sweet of you fembot.

Could you date a guy into being submissive though?

>>37130877
>History.
I meant crazy. Don't stick your dick in crazy. How the fuck did it become history.

It's generally discouraged to date schizophrenics, but at the least I'm not violent. Just paranoid.

>>37130898
No, but when I was little and before my diagnosis I would sometimes sleep in the same bed because I was afraid of hearing people talk outside my window and watching me while I slept. I've never had sexual thoughts about him. Apparently I'm a clingy sleeper.

>>37131205
>>37131080
>>37130824
What's up with all the asian chicks on /r9k/ these days?

Not that I'm complaining. Asian girls are worth worshiping.

>>37131294
>clingy sleeper
What does that mean. You hold people while sleeping?

Why shouldn't I date schizophrenics? If you're on medication it shouldn't be that bad right? Where are you from?

>>37131205
How do you feel about extended orgasm denial and chastity?

>>37131300
Dunno. Maybe we're all from the same wave of immigrants and we're all finishing uni around the same time awaiting activation from our glorious leader.

>>37131561
So long as we can fuck you it's all good.

>>37131267
Those are the guys i enjoy dating otherwise we vie for control and dominant men don't take kindly to being both the sub and not being the bread winner.
>sweet
I won't say its not enjoyable but it IS just basic aftercare. I'm not out to destroy someone.
>>37131446
So long as we're both enjoying ourselves i'm fine with it usually.

>>37131595
It'll make conversion to best korea's best social policies easier i'm sure.

>>37131677
Yeah but a lot of females into dominant stuff are sadistic in the sense of hating men, and don't really seem to care about the partner. So it's nice to see you're not like that.

Do you ah, have an email or something?

>>37131775
>man hate
Never really got that part of it. You're both there to get your rocks off and it takes two to tango so what good does it do to bring something like hate to the table.
Anyway, i'm gonna go take a nap.

I'm not in the market right now so to speak but i got a throwaway.
[email protected]

That's it. Any fembot who reads this, reply to me. I'm your prince charming, baby. You don't wanna miss out on an opportunity like this.

>>37131937
That email doesn't seem to work unfortunately.

>>37132112
Yeah i'm trying to login and its telling me the passwords incorrect.
legitmail12321@gmail

>>37132147
Oh ok. Emailed.

>>37131300
it's a person roleplaying, koreans don't talk like that lol. nobody says 'glorious leader' because we don't joke about our homeland. dumbfuck.

god you guys are so gullible.

>>37133198
>we don't joke about our homeland

Speak for yourself nigger. You must be one of those Born Again Koreans who turned into a nationalist because he found /r/aznidentity.

>>37133198
I'm not from best korea. Though the ways he's acting that might technically change soon...

>>37133349
yeah no shit, no korean is from north korea. i'm saying south koreans, korean americans, foreigners who lived in korea never bring up kji willingly. it's always the neckbeards who do.

unless you can prove, fuck off. literally so embarrassing how you pretend to be shit.

>>37133367
I might be able to find photos from playing a round in the DMZ minefield golf course.

>>37124025
>ow would you guys describe the "typical" 4chan female?
doesn't exist. fags just roleplay and other fags feed them out of desperation.

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>>37124025
get the fuck out you aren't welcome here

get the fuck out you aren't welcome here

get the fuck out you aren't welcome here

get the fuck out you aren't welcome here

get the fuck out you aren't welcome here

>>37133427
wow and i can eat a hamburger

does that make me a kennedy now?

kayla please come back

>>37133580
Well thats all i'd have as proof outside company related photos and thats not happening.