>parents found the penile propeller is this the end lads?

>mom found the magma masturbator

Neighbor found my nigger net

>>37124213
>mom found the kike catcher

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>Dastardly Dan discovered the dynamic dick driver discharge
Damn dude am I doomed?

>>37123754
yup orgasmicallyfdjkzfjkh

>aliens annihalated the anal alliance

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>>37123754
>step pep found my tapeworm colony

>>37123754
My brother walked in on me fapping to shota and he didn't say anything so you're probably okay too.

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>unatco found the ambrosia shipment

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>Ferocious foes found my fief as I feasted

Fuck

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>landlord located the lard lake

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>>37123754
>caretaker unearthed the cum catalogs

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>fireman found the fecal fap flap

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>>37124725
>jc found the bomb

>>37123754
>mother found the sperm towel and marijuana apple device
oh what will I ever do

>>37124931
>he doesn't lick his white peepee to keep his towel clean

thats what you get

>son slept under the smegma sheet

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>Mom found a lighter in my work pants
>convinced her christian son is now smoking cigarettes

literally just bought it cause small, contained flames are pretty and not much else in this world is to me

never smoked a cigarette in my life

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>Grandma found the anus ostrich

The red and blue lights are flashing guys. See you on the other side.

>chinese keith found the chink cum kettle

FUCK.OFF.

>father found the furious fifteen fuck fragments

Legend says that when he pieces them together he'll finally give a fuck about me

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>granny found the fart funnel
>asks to borrow it, her's clogged

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>Frieza found the dragon balls

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>grandma found the cumunculus

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>dog found the semen sock

>>37124224
>Josh found the Jew juicer

He can't reveal my secret weapon!

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>dad found the semen demon summoning circle

How fucked am I?

>>37127886
>Chang found the chink chainsaw

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>Barry found the butthole ballista