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STOP FUCKING MOCKING ME

Well have you actually been with a man?

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I know that feel pal. I am gay too and I despise it. I grew up round homophobes so it adds to my already present self hatred. Rip oh well.

not fucked at all

just a bit embarrassed

>>37204965
This. Good thing 2d is fine in my state.

>>37204952
>*shuts down computer*
>Gee sorry seems the plug came undone
>Password? Oh gee I'm not sure if I remember... I've had problems with forgetting my passwords before! If you guys could crack the AES256 thingy that would be nice!

I don't even have anything to hide except for anime... Also all my passwords and stuff. It's mostly so that if I get robbed they can't get my personal data and possibly blackmail.

I probably wouldn't have dropped out of high school because my male dominated social circle would give me a fulfilling sex and social life.

I would probably have the support of various teachers in college.

I would probably have it easier as a programmer since hiring women is the hot new thing

It would probably be worse. Like it would be the same but people wouldn't leave me alone.

>>37204506

That roastie has abnormally large nipples

>>37204498
ehhhhh imma pass on this shape lmao what the fuck

her chest looks like something you use like. a whiteboard in elementary school HAHAHAHA

are you a weak beta boy who wants to become a girl or some shit? lol. that low test is best boipucci trap faggery? kys!

I haven't started a diet yet cos I'm revising for my exams so I'll bet sat all day stress eating and doing no exercise.
As soon as my exams finish I'll be going back to the gym and dieting.

No, I think dieting is dumb. I just eat healthy :p

I was hoping she drowned, nice pantsu though.

>>37204422
The weak fear the strong. This was firetold

You're a fucking pedophile and we know how ugly you are, you ITTech rotten shit.

>>37204339
I can describe my morning if you'd like. I'm a generic wagecuck normie.

>>37204339
I could but it'd take too much work

>wake up at 5am even though you don't have to work until 8am
>still rush
>eat shitty fast meal that is making you fat
>rush into car
>traffic
>show up to work an hour early to look good to the bosses. Unpaid ofc

>>37204315
Music,drugs,sex
With 3 points to spare

>>37204315

>medical care 5
>Woo-man 10
>suite expansion 5
>drugs 7
>laptop and internet 10
>windows 4
>fast food 4
>library expansion 5

Total 50

Ez pz

>>37204315
Kitchen, gym, laptop, alcohol, drugs, sex, bed
I'd do that for free

>taking life advice from an anonymous internet forum
Does it really matter for you? You could probably have a billion dollars and still fuck up

>>37204257
how could anyone possibly fuck up with one thousand million dollars

Anything less than a CCNA for IT is essentially worthless.

I couldnt get a job with a Network+ and A+ certificates

if you have the means of getting a degree i'd get an IT degree.

>>37204005
literally all I want is a chub stoner bf to dom me why is life so unfair

>>37204005
>>37204638
just get a normal bf. most guys get fat when they get into a relationship. alternatively, you can fatten him up

>>37204660
chubby bfs seem easier to get desu I still can't manage that even

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>>37203910

just wash again.
and don't be stingy with soap.
at least a few drops of soap!

>>37203910
Are they shaved?

Hot tobeorig

>>37203860
that doesnt explain my increasing apathy in life

>>37203860
>never been traumatized in my life
>people say I was mature when i was 9
Am I a fucking time traveler, anon?

>>37203860
I have the emotional maturity of a thirteen year old.

A problem you could actually fix for once. Just go back to the store and return everything and you probably get your $50 back.

What store and what did you buy

>>37203814

you just forgot that Amazon website has the same effect

>>37203559
Yeah, I agree. The only speedruns I enjoy are games like Super Meat Boy or Necrodancer.
Dark Souls speedruns are garbage, nobody can play the game seriously and without using those stupid glitches.

>>37203559
If it's a game I played, I'll probably enjoy a speedrun of it. I won't watch twitch streams though. I'm not a fan of level skips or out of bounds stuff though. I most enjoy seeing the intended route beaten as fast as possible.

>>37203559
only games worth speedrunning are platformers, metroidvanias and stuff

modern games aren't worth speedrunning.

and it's very fun watching megaman speedruns, even better if it's a speedrun race

Any fembots wanna help out here?

>>37203361
Looks pretty normal to me pal

>>37203391
I need all the help I need

>>37203249
Are you in the US?
This comment is original

>>37203338
Slutbh

>>37203249
Post penis friendo