*knock knock* >open up. we received a warrent to search in

not fucked at all

just a bit embarrassed

>>37204965
This. Good thing 2d is fine in my state.

>>37204952
>*shuts down computer*
>Gee sorry seems the plug came undone
>Password? Oh gee I'm not sure if I remember... I've had problems with forgetting my passwords before! If you guys could crack the AES256 thingy that would be nice!

I don't even have anything to hide except for anime... Also all my passwords and stuff. It's mostly so that if I get robbed they can't get my personal data and possibly blackmail.

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>>37204952
what could you possibly have that so bad

>>37204952
What can of fucked up and illegal stuff do you have on your computer?

I dont have anything of that sort.

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>>37204952
>walk to computer
>type "initiate order 66" to cmd
>as custom bash script executes, slowly walk back to door
>open the door
>let the feds in
>they see pepe dancing on my screen, dick waggling and spraying piss
>they instinctively know they are too late

Problem, fedfags?

>>37205022
>>37205037
remember, pepe is a hate symbol so thats up to a year in jail....

>>37204952
Just a LOT of embarrassing porn and hentai. Nothing illegal because I'm not a pedo.

>>37204952
I'm 100% safe, I store my pictures in my Documents folder

noone would ever expect that

>>37204952
they're both empty

>>37204952
hahah, the cops will never know i hide my porn folder in very old game files

>>37205202
>there are people in this thread that dont do this
its sad really

>My Pictures
unusued
>Recycle Bin
disengaged for years - every delete is immediately permanent

>>37204952
what kind of idiot actually keeps pictures in My Pictures other than maybe screencaps

>>37204952
>>37204977
2D is illegal in France

but i still have 2gb of lolis ;)

nothing, my non legal stuff is on SD cards and everything on my recycle bin is hammered by the Eraser app , if they investigate your conecctions then you are fucked

>>37204952
Nothing but shitty memes, I'm a goody two shoes.

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>>37204952

> They'll see all my Purple Aki images

Oh no!

I don't understand why you all are answering the question

>>37205055

>deleting all the images you saved over the years of 4chan

i honestly wouldnt know how to feel about it, i have like 2 external hd's with copies from my 4chan folder just to be safe.

>>37205014
>he doesn't know failure to unlock a device is a crime
>he doesn't know everyone will assume it's because he's a pedo when sentenced

>tfw the rozzers don't even need to physically enter my house to know now
>they just have to tell the ISP to give them my history which they keep because they're "forced" to by law
good thing nothing I do is technically illegal
unless maybe some obscenity law is in place that would fuck me

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>someone actually uses the "My Pictures" folder
Who the fuck actually doesn't save things onto a NAS?

...a lot of memes will be found.
All kidding aside though, is there a single person walking this fucking planet who doesn't append the image raw data to the source code of open source games in a large commented out section, and then, when a fap to an embarrassing image/video is desired, opening up the source & converting the raw data back into an image?

Also, who doesn't store their normal, non-embarrassing porn on large-capacity, expensive-ass cassette tapes and label them as old albums? Fucking brainlets. Nobody will look for it there.

Some mildly racist webms but that's it.