>tfw no chubs bf why is god so cruel?

>>37204005
literally all I want is a chub stoner bf to dom me why is life so unfair

>>37204005
>>37204638
just get a normal bf. most guys get fat when they get into a relationship. alternatively, you can fatten him up

>>37204660
chubby bfs seem easier to get desu I still can't manage that even

>skinnier than him
>doubled the manboobs
HAHAHAHA GREAT JOB GENES

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>>37204638
Can I dom you anon

Pic related

>>37205173
not fat enough sorry

>>37204638
Be my gf. I'm exactly what you're looking for.

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>>37205188
It's a matter of perspective anon. Are you sure I'm not far enough?

>>37205288
>can stand up
yeah not fat enough

>>37205288
>>37205173
Getting roo fat there, baby... Sex would be highly impractical.

>>37205316
If a chub can't stand up he can hardly dominate you dummy.

>>37205336
I disagree

I've seen guys fatter than me have sex

>>37205173
Can you post your dick? You look really cute

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>>37205437
Sure. I've been told it feels bigger and thicker than it looks, make of it what you will.

>>37205480
Any chance you're in hueland right now?

>>37205498
Considering I have no idea where hueland is, no.

>>37205480
I so damn wish I could serve that dick while embracing your fat belly... Nothing feels better

>>37205545
Brazil. Magical land. Wonderful country. Too bad it's filled with brazilians.

>>37205550
Sounds great right about now. I love having my cock worshipped.
>>37205572
Damn, I should have gotten that reference. Why are you there?

>>37205480
>>37205288
>>37205173
okay I meant literally all I want is a CUTE, CLEAN, UNCUT chubby stoner bf to dom me

>>37205607
>Why are you there?
I was born here... It's not bad... It's just like other developing countries. At least universities are free.

>>37205621
You're missing so much and you don't even know it.

>>37205643
I'm gonna move to Brazil one day I love Brazil

>>37205621
>CUTE
He's cute as hell, you racist son of a bitch

>>37205664
Don't forget to come visit me, then. I live by the beach, it's sunny everyday

>>37205643
Are you not brazillian or am I just confused? Or do you just hate yourself?
>>37205698
Thanks anon, its nice to be appreciated for once...

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Reminder that big guys have weird fetishes.

>>37205731
What are you confused about? I'm brazilian, I live here. I was just joking.
Come here, I'll show you latin America's greatest nudist beach. And there's a small meadow nearby where we can fuck on the open. It's amazing.

>>37205786
>fuck in the open
Sounds lovely, are you a boy or a girl?
>>37205698
>>37205550
What about you anon? Boy or girl?

>>37205807
Obviously I'm a boy. You seriously thought this was a heterosexual conversation all along? Am I in for a huge disappointment?

>>37205807
Are you retarded holy shit
Please kill yourself

>>37205807
I'm also the same boy behind those three posts.

>>37205807
> Girls
> Thirsty for anonymous fat dick
> On r9k
Think for a bit.

>>37205850
>>37205866
No, you're not in for a disappointment. Quite the opposite. I'd have been turned off if you were a girl. Females don't do anything for me any more unless they're female (male).

>>37205861
After you honey.

I'm sort of chubby, I don't smoke any more though that stuff's too expensive and drinking is more of my type of thing anyway- that's where the chub comes from.

I'm having trouble telling who's who and what's going on in this thread though.

>>37205907
Good, good, very good. Now we can arrange your trip to brazil so we can have lots of gay sinful sex under the sunlight.
You like getting your nipples sucked?

>>37205911
There's a big guy for you who posted his pictures and a horny brazilian faggit drooling after him.

>>37205949
Love it. Especially when the bottom boy I'm fucking is doing it with his eyes full of lust while I am on top of him, plowing his ass.

Or when a bottom boy is riding me and leaning forward to suck on them. Either way.

You going to pay for my flight to Brazil anon?

>>37205977
I'm just a poor fuck who can afford no flights...

>>37206120
Got kik anon? I want to see your ass.

>>37206143
Sorry I don't really have any thing remotely related to social network...
But here is a picture of my butt for you,i hope you like it

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>>37206218
Of course I forgot the file... Damn it

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rate me originallytbhfam

>>37206218
>forgot to post the picture

Are you dumb or something? Huh dummy? You had ONE job. Pathetic.

>>37206235
Very lovely butt anon. I'd definitely eat you out before taking you to pound town. Would you want me to cum inside of you?

>>37206257
I'd prefer you to cum in my mouth so I could swallow your seed...

>>37206237
I don't think this thread is for you, showeroff

>>37206237
damn boy, that is hot as fuck, im getting hard just looking at this pic of you

>>37206311
That can be arranged, I hope you're good at swallowing large amounts of hot cum.

You're making me very hard...

Thicc n hairy boys come cuddle with me

Original

>>37206237
love you hairy chest id ride your cock/10

>>37206370
Where are you anon?

I want to be your big spoon.

>>37206237
YOU ARE NOT FAT

GO HOME CHAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37206237
post moar i wanna fap to your pics
oregan

>>37206325
>>37206418
/fit/ tells me I'm fat and girls don't like me

>>37206395
IM in the US and I assume you aren't :(

>>37206450
I'm in the US, this is me>>37205173
>>37205288

>>37206450
IM in the US too, why wouldn't I be?

>>37206237
Did you cut your nipple off anon?

>>37206450
I'm in the US, just so everyone else in the country knows.

>>37206337
I'm gonna fap to the thought of your load dripping from my mouth, anon... Abd after that, we would cuddle post-sex and you would warm me during the nigh and I would fall asleep with your cock pressed against my butt

>>37206237
can i get a pic of you flexing your biceps?

>>37206504
Didn't mean to capitalize

>>37206450
Guau and a stoner

>>37206478
Who are you? Kawaii

>>37206237
Goalbody I need work out

>>37206540
Fap to the thought of me fucking your butt really hard, then without warning I shove my cock in your mouth and start fucking your face before unloading a massive load of cum in your mouth before I pull my cock out, making some cum dribble out.

>>37206560

I meant wow at you >>37206477 anon
That's a big belly... I'd feel protected uwu

>>37206581
I'd wrap my big arms around you so you could feel my big warm hairy belly while we nap anon~

It's kawaii when you uwu....do you have discord?

>>37206560
I'm
>thicc & hairy
>big spoon
>cuddling you
>in the US

If anyone would like to talk post your discord, all these random anons are confusing me.

>>37206618
>>37206600
Come at me boys
Kakao#1550
We should make a gay robot Discord

>>37206733
Includes you too Michael ;)

where's my original fat robot...
We could be happy together... If only there wasn't a continent between us...

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Post em if you got them.

>>37205480
Gordo viado, vai da o cu pra um traveco

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There has to be at least one grill in this thread, r-right?

>>37206916
>wanting to dirty your cock with the slime from a filthy, disgusting, roastie

leave immediately

>>37206867
Now that's so fucking hot....
Please post more...
>>37206868
Vai tomar no cu, deixa meu gordinho em paz. Nao sou traveco

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>>37206973
Right, I should only be wanting to dirty my cock with da poopoo.

>fat
>straight
altogether abominable thread tbqh family

Cute, hairy boys need to post more tum. I know there's more fat, hairy fucks on /r9k/ than this.

>>37207050
No poopoo if you douche beforehand...
Post dick

>people can be that fat without man tits
>im even slightly fat and my tits blow up to c size

Life isnt fair

>fat anon
>Just have long bushy hair
>Only gays guys pay attention
>Life is suffering

>>37207133
I mean sorry but someone's got to tell you mate

Stop being a fat cunt n get wi it. Ye think me an the otha blondes here want to shag your fat cunt? Go tae tha gym
Dinny wanna see yer face here again unless it's come to fuck me

>>37207165
Not really. I post in chubby threads on soc and I only get responses from men.

>>37207217
You Know what that means.
Embrace the faggit inside you. Let us lust your body

>>37207233
There is no faggot in me though. I like women and subbing to them.

>>37207265
Then enjoy loneliness.

>>37207265
>subbing
>to women
>not a faggot
>on a thread full of gays

I can keep going
Just accept the cock as your one true god anon

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>>37207133
Then get to lifting for abs that women clearly want more of.

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>>37206550
my arms aren't that big t b h

Why is this board so gay? It's gayer than the actual gay boards.

>>37208494
> He says it like it's a bad thing

>>37208494
>why do people like stuff I dont like
>why isnt it about meeeeee

>>37207977
I want to lick your sweaty armpits yummmmm

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>tfw no robot twink bf to cuddle with at night
>kiss his forehead softly then tell him to close his eyes and shhhhhh
>tell him everything is going to be okay
>begin to shift my body over him, the mass of my gigantic belly crushing his chest cavity
>brace onto the bedpost for support
>he starts whimpering and crying saying that i'm hurting him
>keep telling him ssshhh shhhhhhhh and that everything will be alright
>the lack of oxygen gets to him and he begins to spasm out and his legs and arms flail wildy, but i brace onto the bedpost
>stillness
>gently slide off of him and see that he is fast sleep
>cuddle gently into the night together

>>37208751
Daddy body as fuck

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>>37208751
>tfw no chubs bf to make me learn to value life by periodically rolling onto me and nearly killing me

>>37208494
I'm not gay I just post in these threads to get the attention I don't receive from females

>>37205163
The guy in the OP clearly had gyno surgery, you can see his nipples are diagonal, have scars and are relocated too high up for his body.

>>37204005
>>37204638
Am late 20s chubs offensivelineman looking potential bf
what is your demographic?

>>37205750
isn't that the best part?

>>37208751
post more
im a girl though

>>37210028
When you say offensive lineman, is that football talk? Additionally, are you a player for a popular team? Furthermore, do you have a lot of money? If so, I'll be your bf, Anon.