could someone desrcibe a generic normalfag wagecuck morning?

>>37204339
I can describe my morning if you'd like. I'm a generic wagecuck normie.

>>37204339
I could but it'd take too much work

>wake up at 5am even though you don't have to work until 8am
>still rush
>eat shitty fast meal that is making you fat
>rush into car
>traffic
>show up to work an hour early to look good to the bosses. Unpaid ofc

>>37204364
Describe please.

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>>37204389
>wake up at around 9am or later/earlier depending on day
>refill daughter's bottle, make breakfast, help gf set up store
>drive to fightan gym at 10 or 11am (where I work)
>train/instruct until afternoon
>get high at night

>wake up 5 am
>shower
>go to a pretty fun and comfy work where everyone are friends
>stop working at 12 pm
>get paid 60 buck a week
>no need to pay taxes i live with my parents
>all the money is for whatever i want

>>37204431
>daughter
>gf
you are almost at the level of "my wife's son" faggotry

>>37204466
For having a kid? It's biologically mine, though.

>>37204339
my cousin described his mornings the other day. He's one of the normiest normies I know
>wake up at 5.30
>tip-toe out of bedroom to avoid waking wife up
>leave at 6
>arrive work
>have breakfast

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>>37204431
>>37204368
>>37204452
YAAAAAAAAWN jesus christ wagies. I couldn't make it past the words ending with "AM" without you boring the shit out of me! Please cease your existences

>>37204482
I wake up in the mornings regardless of whether I'm working or not. I always try to wake up earlier than everyone so I can smoke herb in peace.

>wake up at 6am
>drag since they didn't fall asleep until 4am
>get into the shower
>brush teeth and shave at the same time
>finish
>prepare his high calorie, poor micronutrient mush so he has enough energy to get to lunch
>get into car
>enjoy his favorite time of the day: stuck in the morning commute
>slave away until his 34.76second lunch break at noon

>Wake up 6:00-6:15am
>Shower
>Leave by 6:30am
>Pit stop to grab a red bull and a breakfast burrito
>Arrive at or just before 7am
>Work for three hours
>Standup meeting that you leave halfway through because it takes too long
>Work for two more hours
>Lunch
>Work for 3 more hours
>Go home, arrive by 4:30pm
>Get dickered
>Pass out around 9-10pm
>Rinse and repeat
Was my workday schedule when I had a decent job.

>>37204477
He's probably just mad because you have what he can never get.

>>37204509
This. I'm a NEET but I love getting up in the morning. Morning sunrises are so comfy.

>>37204578
I agree.
Im always up at 5am to take a light breafast and hit the gym at 5:45am when they open.

I also take a nap between 11am - 2pm though, excercise really gets me tired, I'm a fatty btw.

>alarm goes off at 4-5am
>make a pot of coffee
>watch tv and shitpost until 6
>pack water, fruit, nuts and seeds
>skate to garage
>drive to work

>wake up at ~5 AM
>>personally, I wake up without an alarm because I go to bed at 8 PM anyway, so I just naturally wake up at 5
>shower
>get dressed
>eat breakfast
>feed my guinea pigs
>brush teeth
>bike to work
>get there
>lock up bike
>start working
and that's my morning. It's actually kind of nice.

>>37204339
>wake up a 5:30
>piss
>get dressed
>drink breakfast drink since I'm too tired to eat
>browse 4chan for 20 min
>Go to work

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All of you guys are lying! If you don't hate your jobs and yourselves then you must be lying!

>wake up at 2:30
>be at work at 3:30
>buy a big bottle of water
>maybe a snack cake
>wait on folks
>watch youtube
>6 hours later
>clock out
>go home
>take a nap
>play video games all day

>>37205074
i get $300 to sit around and listen to podcasts all day

what is there to hate?

>>37205074
It's actually true, sockpuppet. Why do 80% of people absolutely despise tbeir jobs? Does /r9k/ mysteriously attract that 20% who love their job, make $60k/yr just to browse /r9k/? I don't think so.

Im only just reading your lifestories and i already want to kill myself.

How do you cucks do it?

I cant fathom the wagie mind.

>Wake up at 7 to smell of coffee (pot is on a timer) and heavy metal
>cuddle my wife while convincing myself not to play hookey
>finally get up, take a shit, brush teeth in shower to save time
>get dressed
>fill thermos with coffee
>drive 45 minutes to office
>get to office, start up computer
>go to kitchen and grab a piece of fruit for breakfast
>shoot the shit with coworkers until computer has probably started up (fucking gub'mint devices)
>sit down and open outlook, arcmap, pathfinder, arccatalog, SDE folder, and ENVI
>look online for new requests, assign to underlings or myself depending on level of difficulty
>work on requests while checking and responding to emails

Usually just do that until noon when I take lunch, then repeat the last one until I go home at 4

This is about 75% of work days. The other 25% I put on hiking boots and jeans instead of a suit and go out with GPS and/or surveying equipment for 1-4 days. I love those days.

I do this for $52k and benefits, but I also get my VA disability which is another $36k.

>>37205121
You're missing the point, dumbass, but thanks for those statistics, I guess.

>>37205137
Because if you're not working at fucking subway it's not some wretched, awful experience. I genuinely enjoy my job and find it very satisfying.

>>37204339
>Sleep in until 10am
>Shower
>Eat some cereal or smoke until 11:45ish
>Go to bomb ass job
>Do whatever needs to be done to the record store
>Go home at 6pm
>Enjoy the day/night doing whatever I want

>>37205939
>I also get my VA disability which is another $36k.
>Getting an entire livable wage because you're "disabled"
>Even though you hold down a job that requires you to fucking hike around
You piece of shit welfare queen

>>37206057
Dude I worked at a Subway in high school and again in college and that job was awesome. Easy as fuck and free delicious food.

But I would never work in the service industry again though.

>>37206079
You're just mad you couldn't serve.

That's the army's fault for fucking up my hearing and stuff.

>>37206132
>Hearing is kinda messed up
>Get the equivalent of a full time job at $17.30/hr as a result
You're a piece of shit welfare queen

>>37206154
Hearing, eyesight, knees, back, shoulder, neck, wrist. I get over it for work, though.

>>37206192
>Ouchie I ache sometimes!
>Not enough to stop me from hiking lmao!
WELFARE.
QUEEN.

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>tfw my dad is the ultimate wagie
>wakes up at 5:15, does morning prep, eats breakfast, puts clothes on, etc...
>drives 2.3 hours to work
>does slave work that revolves around inventory of bolts and nuts
>until 4:20pm
>drives back 2.3 hours
>only has 3 hours of free time
>in that free time he watches news, goes on facebook, and sometimes outside and smoke by the car
>for 5 days a week, untill weekend, in which he takes cares of the cars, buys groceries or goes to his roastie gf's house because he doesn't wanna die alone
>isn't even depressed
>says he's fine because he used to have it worse back in cuba
>he's been doing this for 2 years.

we're legal, chill

>>37206264
If it makes you feel any better, my job pays the bills. My VAbux only pays for my vacations and marijuana.

>>37206265
*3.2 years
before that he had it more lenient

Hey anon is that one guy who actually researched need friendly jobs before he signed off to slavery!!!!

>wake up 7pm
>play over watch and eat snacks till 9
>go to gym and pump til 10:30
>jump in the night train and enjoy the peaceful city streets jamming topi some son lux
>get to work whenever I get there
>since I have no supervision and no clock in It's up to me whether I even show up or not
>grab the employee gift card and get my self some dinner from Harris teeters
>eat foods watch movies and shit post
>until 4 am
>mfw when I leave 4 hours early everyday
>mfw paid 15 an hour to sit on my ass
Mfw turn up to work drunk every night


Who night shift security guard master race here

>>37204339
>wake up at 7 am
>fuck my gf
>both shower together
>eat a healthy breakfast
>drive to work where I tell normies work faster


Life is bretty good

>>37206265
puta

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