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>Hey Anon. You are loved. You matter. No matter what anyone says, you are an awesome guy who deserves to be loved and cherished. I know you're not perfect, we all have problems. But I believe you have it in you to be more than what's holding you back.
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>>37395145
If I deserve to be loved why does nobody love me? Why do I not love myself
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>>37395145
>tfw no one will ever say anything like this to you.
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i deserve nothing roastie bitch

i didnt mean that im sorry

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Just got out of a year of jail, /r9k/
how've you guys been?
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We have not been good


why jail
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what'd ya do OP
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"YOU DOWN WITH OLD CP"
>yeah you know me

That's how OP went to jail

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Can we have an Internet nostalgia thread, robots?
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>>37395053
>Newgrounds
Holy shiiiiiiit

I haven't been to that site since a librarian saw me playing Sex Kitten Sim Date on the computers in high school and banned it.

After that I started fucking around on YMTD and then migrated to 4chan a few years later.

t. oldfag
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>>37395053
I doubt anyone would remember this group but I was actually part of the Lock Legion on newgrounds, not really because I never made a single video and got banned on ban day
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https://youtu.be/Hy8kmNEo1i8

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Do normies really do this?
Normies pretend like they care but when you're actually put in a position of neverending depression and dread they say you're ruining their "vibes" or whatever?

>Hey anon, how have you been doing lately? You've been seeming down

How many of you have had normie friends say this to you?

Normies are the fucking worst.
Normie hate thread
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Nobody is obligated to take care of your sad ass. If you're going to be moody literally every time someone wants to hang out with you, why should they even bother with you?
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That pic looks like an embittered girlfriend trying to twist the knife into whatever poor sap she's breaking up with.

I don't get reactions like that because I've learned that I just shouldn't bug people with my weird inner turmoil most of the time. I do remember one time though where I was invited on a camping trip and was drunkenly yelled at for bringing everyone down because I was poorly hiding the fact that I was really upset by some shit that was going down.
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>>37394991
You missed the point. It's the hypocrisy is the thing. In the past when I was suffering from depression, I began cutting out a lot of people from my life (which ended up being for the better in the long run). One friend was not happy to notice this trend of mine and offered to be there if I needed someone to reach out to. I did, and this is how she responded. It's not that she doesn't care. It's that she pretended to care out of some bullshit desire to appear holy and selfless.

Thankfully I no longer suffer from depression, but the ordeal has taught me a whole lot about myself and others. I've cultivated a lot of inner strength and optimism for the future, but I'd be damned if I'd ever give a fuck about what some faggot, image focused normie things.

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Undisputed steps to getting in a good relationship/getting non slut pussy:
1. Start working out and losing weight
2. take up a hobby or interest that isn't weird or childish (no anime or video games)
3. get a good haircut (no hair that does/could go past the ears) and shave your entire face
4. Eat good food (no soda, candy, pastries, etc)
5. No alcohol, tobacco, or drugs
6. No: cargo shorts, fedoras, sandals or flipflops. No shirts that have/are: Hawaiian, tapout, metal band, skulls, wolves, insults/jokes
7. Trim your nails
8. Shower everyday
9. Make (non-sexual, non-romantic) conversation with girls ugly enough to make you not feel intimidated by them. As you get better at it, move up to girls on your own level of attractiveness.
10. Don't immediately try to ask a girl out or approach her romantically, that only works for 10/10 chads. Build platonic relationships. Not all women are potential girlfriends/fuck buddies
11. Read up on body language if you constantly sperg out and drive women away from you
12. Don't shower the girl with compliments. Makes her see herself as superior to you, and makes you look desperate
13. Don't insult or "neg" her either. You aren't confident or attractive enough to pull it off. At most, be indifferent, not openly rude or hostile
14. Don't friend zone yourself. Don't immediately text girls back, or always be around to hang out with or talk to. Don't pay for a girl if you are just friends
15. DO NOT FOCUS ON ONE GIRL ONLY. Biggest mistake guys make. There is no "one girl" for you. If you think you are in love with a girl but you've never gone on a date with her, you are obsessing and will resent her when she shows flaws. Have Plan A, B, and C girls.
16. Have one or two female friends, of whatever attractiveness, that you are not thinking of pursuing romantically. Helps make you less desperate or creepy to other girls if you have legit female friends
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>>37394924
This is honestly the best advice I've gotten in ages.
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>>37394924
This is pretty good advice, OP.
Also worth mentioning: a good idea is to make any major, impressive, or even life-shaping achievements known to any girls you're pursuing (but stay away from talking money). It's a way to sort of "woo" them.
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>>37394924
The hobby or interest one is hard to do desu senpai a lam

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>tfw micro dick
No woman will ever chose me over Chad.
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>>37394839
tfw 7.5"
tfw balls don't work

I hate having absolutely no cum.
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>>37394839
Post your cute weewee
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>>37394839
just get huge muscles and a decent personality to compensate

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could black people actually succeed in society if they decided to? or is it true they are oppressed
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>>37394700
They are oppressed... by their own inferior genes.
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>>37394700
Nah, they totally choose to be underprivileged since it's so comfy and all. -_-
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>>37394781
why do you use libtard buzzwords, all while knowing how you come off?

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Draw a picture of yourself, part 2, since last one hit image bump.
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>>37394272
I still don't believe you, OP.
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The worst part is, my nose just keeps growing larger each day. I'm not even jewish. Probably.
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>>37394378
whys that? you have a nice art style by the way. it's jagged and unique

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>there are robots who are not smoking weed right now
Why?
Weed makes everything so much better.
I just got done smoking two bowls and I feel amazing.
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I live with my parents and they're insane people.

I still have marks from the one time I got caught burning.
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>>37394201
>Father smoked weed
>Triggered schizophrenia genetics

I'm likely at risk, also drugs are a nono for me
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No muns

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I am not a trump supporter at all, he definitely should not be president but I feel really bad now. Has anybody ever loved Donald trump his entire life? He's had a string of artificial money based marriages and probably was never actually raised by his millionaire dad. He's been constantly made fun of for years and years. I don't think anybody has ever loved Donald trump and that's really sad
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you don't need to feel bad for Donald anon

he's a literal multi millionaire / billionaire, he's doing fine
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>>37394117
Kinda like you for being a worthless faggot that somehow beat the more competent sperms to the egg.
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>>37394117
His kids love him.

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Indisputable 10/10?
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Beauty is subjective, and therefore there cannot be an indisputable 10/10.
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Additional evidence
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grill on the right has the perfect bodyfat level

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Buying gf
steamcommunity.com/id/TfwNoTomokoGf/
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he got over the gay phase
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>>37393545
I can still fap to gay shit but i want to try out a gf this time
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you want a gf, but what I think you need is some time alone to reflect on your life and the decisions that left you the way you are. I can tell by your steam profile that you are the person in a group of friends that complains how nobody likes him yet gets all the attention.

Tomoko wants chad btw

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Do asian girls like hispanic men?
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My girlfriend's a Half-Asian and Half-White who dated a Mexican before me.
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>>37393368
>be asian girl
>date hispanic man who looks really hispanic
>everyone now thinks you are hispanic

you literally went from the top of the race ranking to 3rd from the bottom.
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>>37393368

Nope. They think you're too greasy.

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>be me, 20, virgin
>start dating a decent humble girl
>we tell each other 'i love you'
>one night, we make out at her place
>start goin deeper
>she feels shy about exposing her tits
>im sayin lolwat have you ever done this sort of thing
>she says well not so much
>im askin how much (as in how many dicks)
>she says well only 1 (her last ex)
>her last ex wasnt a virgin when he deflorated her
>i suddenly feel bad because of not being able to be special to her
>she tells me that she felt wanted and loved at the time when she got deflorated, tells me that she feels loved by me atm
>im sayin whether the first time it had any overly special meaning
>she says not overly special at all, it's not an obstacle for me to be with you anon at all
>she notices me feeling bad, and goes all soft n shit
>i tell her that i feel fine but deep down i'm utterly destroyed

tl;dr: how do i cope with the fact that i will never be special to someone?
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cmon...anyone? pls
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I feel u wondering the same desu
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i get these feels

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Describe yourself to me.
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>>37392895
I'm a short 20-year-old man who has decided he's fucked and will kill himself before the year is over.

Most individuals I've met tell me I'm a "good" guy, but if I ever get frustrated or upset I act like an entitled child.

I fucking hate myself, your turn OP.
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I'm an incredibly anxious self-loathing tranny. It's physically painful for me to make eye contact with others, I can't stand the thought of bothering people with my existence, I can't stand the idea of being disturbing, gross, or offensive to people with my presence. I never leave the house unless necessary and I don't usually stay employed for more than a year or so. I'm very frugal and not a materialistic person so I usually am able to save up quite a bit of money in those times when I feel like I need to work and be productive to justify my existence, which lets me survive on my own in those times where I want to exile myself from the rest of society.
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>>37392895
I'm pretty tired and losing mental cohesion fast
I gave up a lot of what was important to me, and then actually felt surprised or cheated when there was nothing left
It's kind of dumb. Right now I want to get to a kind of neutral state so I can kill myself without being slammed with death-related fears.

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