Just got out of a year of jail, /r9k/ how've you guys been?

We have not been good


why jail

what'd ya do OP

"YOU DOWN WITH OLD CP"
>yeah you know me

That's how OP went to jail

Just got hired for the first time in months today. Pretty hype that I can finally stop burning through my savings and actually support my lifestyle.

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>>37395220
>>37395260
sorry lads for the late reply, but a roastie was being a cruel cunt to one of my friends so I beat her to permanent disfigurement
only got a year though so I'm glad, I'm not even a felon
I looked up her facebook and she has a lot less friends and talked about depression
she looks so ugly lmao

>>37395463
Doing gods work anon,thank you. Though fr gives us the whole story.

>>37395493
>friend is a 5'6 manlet
>he's lonely bu ta really cool, smart guy
>one day a roastie comes up to him and starts flirting
>he finally gets out of his shell, is invited to a party as her date
>when he arrives, she starts kissing chad and they all laugh at him
>friend returns to our pad and is a fucking wreck because he's been bullied so many times
>he's broken
>see her the next day at some fucking club i forgot i got her location by a fake chad profile
>text her "come meet me in the back parking lot *winking_emoji*
>the dumb bitch actually comes
>beat her until she's a moaning blubbering mess
>go home and play runescape
>friend never fukced with again

>>37395548
>runescape
>not World of Warcraft
No taste.

Permanent disfigurement? Man I probably would have just had sex with her first, and then shave her head and pee and poop in her mouth.

>>37395596
>WoW
>in 2016
Sounds like the one with no taste is you

>>37395548
Kek. You took one for the team, anon. How's your friend doing?

>>37395649
Doing pretty good, nigga. I'm back at our old place right now. Also, I had a cup of coffee and the heat made me spring back to awake.

Also he's turned kind of cute. Like twinky femboy tier.

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>>37395548
Fucking based OP. Today you were not a faggot unless you bang your friend now like you said in >>37395808


EVERYONE GET IN HERE AND WITNESS THE DAY ROBOTS TOOK THEIR LIVES BACK!

how's the food in prison?
it always looks pretty shitty on tv, but I don't know why it couldn't be made well

>>37395914
Prison food in America is very deliberately made poorly so that prisoners have no energy. It's only a step above eating cardboard.

>>37395634
Ah the good old snusnu then peepoo

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>>37395548
OP, you are a fucking god, man. Doing god's work.

>>37395548
Pics or GTFO.

I forgot these have to be ORIGINAL.

>>37395937
Dude do you have a PayPal? I'm an Aussie anon so I'll never get the chance but let me transfer you some of my neetbux to buy you a drink.

>>37396100
>>37395945
>>37395914
>>37395874
You fags are so dumb, pics or GTFO, that's how this game works op.

>>37396178
you don't get to keep your striped pants my man

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>>37395548
ROASTIE BTFO

probably should have yelled at her though to avoid the jail

>>37396234
show a pic of the girl you disfigured or your criminal record from one of those sites

>>37396234
Of the dumb roastie, you said you saw her Facebook, not like youd give a shit if she even gets doxed.

>>37396493
I'm not OP but I don't really care if it's true or not

>nyyyuuuhhh citation plleeeasse

>>37396522
You're the type of normies scum that should leave this board. Right now, OP is a RPing cuck, and he needs to prove himself otherwise.

>>37396620
oh shut up queer

>>37395143
this day will go down in history, the day op was not a faggot

>>37395463
You should probably go back to jail if that's the lesson you got from your sentence.

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>>37395548
You are a god among men Anon.
Good job.

>>37395548
Of things that never happened, this certainly never happened the most. Pics or GTFO

>>37395548

Only a man that is scum beats a woman... They are soft, weak, helpless, sensitive things...

Dont fall for the bait above. No (You) for you faggot.