>tfw micro dick No woman will ever chose me over Chad.

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>>37394839
tfw 7.5"
tfw balls don't work

I hate having absolutely no cum.

>>37394839
Post your cute weewee

>>37394839
just get huge muscles and a decent personality to compensate

just get good at worshiping gash

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>>37394839
>tfw start browsing craigslist in desperation
>most want BBC or 8+"
>find qt w4m
>start fapping to her picture
>wants 7"
>pull ruler out of my desk drawer
>mfw barely 5"

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>>37394839
iktf anon it's part of the reason I've stopped trying to get a gf since I know if I ever do she'll eventually just cheat on me

>>37394839

Just call it a Roman penis, remember, small dicks are aesthetically patrician and big dicks are what retards have.

>>37395409
this is some pathetic mental gymnastics

>>37394839
Sounds cute OP.

>>37394839
to be fair, there are plenty of OTHER valid reasons they won't chose aside from your dick

>tfw pathetic premature ejaculator

>>37395666
>tfw pathetic delayed ejaculator

>tfw 6'4" tall, but my dick is 5" on the dot.

It makes it look even smaller in comparison to my body size. Don't fall for the "Manlet" meme, guys. Short guys at least look more proportional down there...

>>37394839
who gives a fuck

you fuck women for your satisfaction, not theirs lmao

tfw small dick, can't grow any facial hair at 21, skinny, and quiet personality, BUT i'm 6'3

>>37395306
She says 7 she means 5

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>>37394839
>can't even get it in

>>37394839
Shes not picking you because you're a weeb

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Can't tell if I'm dicklet or not but I'm not gonna let you clueless faggots try to persuade me so.

>5 inches length
>4 inches girth

Have yet any real world experience to test it. I know I'm smaller than most but I'll probably be fine.

>>37394839
Let's see it, OP. You better be shaven.

oringallon

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I wish I was a girl so I could be opie's girlfriend desu.

>>37394839
>tfw failure as a male

>>37394839
I was just thinking that it would be terrible to have a micro penis but then I realised it would have literally not changed my life in any way.

I've never been even close to intimacy with a girl, let alone naked. Maybe if I had a date then I would start worrying about a small penis.

What bothers me is that my face is terribly asymmetrical. I can't look at someone without thinking they're just looking at me like a freak. There could never be that intimate moment of looking into each other's eyes because my eyes are fucked up.

>>37394839
Honestly I don't think it matters.

Stupid women's lizard brains can't tell the difference between 5 inches and 7 inches of dick when it's right in their faces.

>>37399629
Yes, women can't tell the difference between a penis the size of their pinky and one they can grab onto without touching their fingers

Whatever helps you make it through the day