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>there are robots who are not smoking weed right now
Why?
Weed makes everything so much better.
I just got done smoking two bowls and I feel amazing.
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I live with my parents and they're insane people.

I still have marks from the one time I got caught burning.
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>>37394201
>Father smoked weed
>Triggered schizophrenia genetics

I'm likely at risk, also drugs are a nono for me
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No muns
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>>37394201
I feel terrible when high. Shutter vision, intense head pressured, delayed senses, racing heart, dry mouth, severe panic, the list goes on. How do people enjoy that?
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>>37394724
drink some original water
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Does anyone get insecure when high? I have been using Cannabis for four years now, and about half of the time it is not pleasant because I get so insecure. I would say I am more of an insecure person than others, and I worry a lot about the future. When I get high, these insecurities come out even more for some reason, almost to the point where it scares me. I would say I am an average-looking person. If I clean myself up, and I'm in a good mood people can perceive me as an attractive, charming guy. Sometimes when I get high though, I start thinking that I'm a worthless, ugly guy. Why would weed do this to me? Anyone else experience this?
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>>37394201
i used ti be straight up pothead for years but eventually get over it and move on. It shadows over my anxiety and depression temporarily once it goes away it comes back. After years of use i decided to stay sober, meditate ect. Dont get me wrong i f im with some buddies and they tell me to have a bowl fuck it only one for the feels thats it.
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yyYYYEEEEAAAAAH BBBB B B B O O O I I II I"M BONGING RIGHT NOW

>>37394763
I feel that dude. I think it's just that inherent loss of total control that comes with being high, plus thoughts can start racing easily once they get going
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>>37394763
yes. i do every time i get high which is why i only get stoned when i know ill be alone. this isnt a unique thing with pot for a lot of people, but it can manifest itself in different ways depending on what you think about.
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>>37394201
It interacts poorly with my adderall. I get so horny that all I can do is fap and shove things up my ass. It's fun for the first couple of hours, but I can't stop, and before I know it a whole day has gone by and I pass out covered in my own cum, surrounded by empty bottles of lube.
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>>37394763
I get this too.

Try shrooms. When I look at myself in the mirror on shrooms I get this profound realisation that I'm a normal person. It's pretty nice.
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>>37394763
thats extremely common. you probably have underlying anxiety and depression. Weed made me feel like that before I got on zoloft and now I can smoke infinite amounts and not feel bad
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>>37394724
you are experiencing panic attacks. most people don't. if you are open to trying it again, try consuming less.
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Getting weed is much more of a hassle than just buying a case of beer.
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Fucking not fun gets me cold heart races dry mouth totally not cool plus shits all fentanyl here
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>>37394201
I never cared for weed. It only made me hungry, and gave me an extreme sensitivity to either heat or cold, and slowed my though process down.

I need either extreme depressants or extreme psychedelics. Weed never fit the bill. Banging a bunch of dilaudid was one thing, drinking enough whiskey to kill a herd of rhinos was another, and acid, shrooms, and DMT was a third thing entirely. But THC just never did it for me. It always left me huddling in my coat, saying "Man, I need six tacos to warm back up...and a quart of Baja Blast Mountain Dew, because I got cotton-mouth."
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>>37394201
>Being a druggie
I hate it how druggies shoehorned themselves into le epin robot antisocial stereotype as the normies took over the internet

You're not robots, just drug users, you do not belong among us and should be driven out just like the fembots and normies
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>>37395432
You're acting like Weed is heroin or crack.
Weed is just like liquor, but a more relaxed feeling.
Lighten up.
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>>37394201
>there are robots who are not smoking weed right now
>Why?

Because in America smoking weed makes you a normie.

What's next "there are robots who are not having sex with a cumdumpster Stacy right now, why?"
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>>37395612
Fuck off back to plebbit.
He's right.

oreganoposto
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>>37394201
I just started my seeds AMA
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>>37394201
Never enjoyed weed, to be honest.
But I used to do fucking lots of amphetamine, though. Heavy shit
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if i get caught with weed the gubbament will take my guns away and they mean more to me than life itself
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>>37395718
Where did you get the seeds?
How's life in prison?
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>>37395301
But it's so much better than beer
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>>37394201
>tfw out of weed
>tfw no connections
>tfw trying for a job with pre employment drug testing this summer
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>>37397011
Rat shit
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It really blew my fucking mind when I was a teenager and realized how much city-folk pay for weed.
I grew up in a town where there was either actually money as a currency, or weed as a currency. People would trade pounds of weed for a car or shit like that.
Seriously, then I went to a city for the first time and tried to get some weed and the guy wanted me to pay like 80 dollars for what I could get for free in the hometown. Just a lil nug costs like 40 bucks in the city. I'm getting ounces for like 10 bucks in my town. I was making weed brownies in high school.
Shit is ridiculous. In my hometown, weed is ridiculously cheap. City-folk get really dank weed but it's fucking expensive as fuck. Here, in my hometown, no one gives a fuck. Not even the cops. Everyone just smokes weed and/or grows weed
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weed makes me psychotic.

if you enjoy weed, you're a fucking normie and you need to gtfo. faggot.
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How much is a fair price for a gram
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>>37396207
I just got really seedy weed right in time for summer
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>>37394201
tfw the weed becomes as terrible as real life and its all just pointless
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Because cocaine is way better.
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>>37394201
Weed was the only thing that helped me with depression and anxiety but the only guy i knew who sold me is now in another country and i am fucked because i have no other friends. Since it's illegal here i am kinda afraid to go around and ask people or buy online internationally since that can land me in prison very fast. If by any miracle someone here is from Bulgaria please help me.
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>>37394201
on a month long T-break for Ramadan.
After i'm going to be getting high as a kite from a single toke
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>>37394201
If Singles I will smoke more.

I Smoke weed because it makes life interesting again. As if all the world's beautiful colors came back at once and washed over your now childlike spirit.
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>>37397313
dpends where live dummy
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yeah i smoke. cut down of late. 1 cone a night usually. what else is there to say. 420 blaze it
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I just don't like it. It's not unpleasant but not worth the cost and wouldn't be unless it was free.
>BRUH YOU'RE JUST HAVING SHIT WEED
No. I don't feel like explaining jack shit but I've probably had better quality stuff than anyone itt and it still is nothing to write home about.
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>>37397313
If your in the U.S. $15 is the status quo for most everywhere

$10 in urban areas
$20 in areas with low concentrations of minorities
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>>37397940
Thmbk yoU
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>>37394201
B-But it's degenerate, desu.
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>>37394201
I'M AN AUTISTIC LOSER WITH NO FRIENDS AND NO CONNECTIONS HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO GE TMY HANDS ON DRUGS HOW DO OTHER ROBOTS SEEM TO HAVE ACCESS TO ALL THE DRUGS THEIR HEART DESIRSE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>37397976
Just get fucking seeds and plant them miles off trails
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>>37397976
The darknet desu
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>>37394201
It feels good until you do it so much that "good" feels normal and normal feels even worse.
t. stoner
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>>37397313
If you live in a legal state don't pay more than 10 a gram at most please otherwise they're ripping you off
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>>37394201

Because I am not 19 anymore and grew up.

Just like everyone else does. Honestly, how often do you meet someone over 25 that smokes and is successful.

>inb4 children argue with me about this without understanding the reality of being an adult.
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>>37398495
>Honestly, how often do you meet someone over 25 that smokes and is successful.

I'd presume the same number of people that are over 25 and post on an anime image board :^).
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>>37394201

Have been smoking and drinking every day for the past two years . The only thing getting me through the week is inibriation. To be honest weed is a terrible drug. Just look at everyone who smokes online that aren't 420 blaze it younglings - bitter apathetic assholes who act like weed is a miracle drug. All it does is keep the maniac inside me sedated.

Just do whatever it takes to get you through this ride. Troll thread or not I see no reason to judge anyone here wanting an escape. Inibriated or not we're all still here trying to scream into the void to see if anything screams back. None of us are better or worse - we're all the bottom of the barrel.
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>>37394668
hurr hurr mug gentetics was hurmed buh plants!?!?!?
wtf backwater trash are you? it doesn't CAUSE or TRIGGER shit but my distaste in your shit information. I've been diagnosed schizo since i was 4. YES is is hereditary. Normally passed from a mother to sons. Not impossible to be passed from father to son. Normally it's a bit less textbook. But that sweet, sweet plant has nothing but good for me since i was 17. 31 now, 4 months till me and mine move to colorado. 40 acres. all the weed i could have used since i was child. keeping within resident's grow limits will still be much more than i have ever had on hand. never another worry. don't need a job either so, go me.
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>>37394615
oh that feeling when your parents are over 700 miles away and you talk to them only to hear about your step-moms shit fucking children. Who are grown adults but some how still her children. AND i smoke anytime i get bored or end breaking things on accident trying to mod them.
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>>37394724
well if you grabbed very firmly, the head of your penis between your curled index finger and thumb, and yanked that shit out of your vagina. you might just see things differently.
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>>37399027
i hate to do this but not enough ppl say it...this also applies to you and anyone feel autism setting cuz cough cough.
>>37394763
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>>37394856
>that inherent loss of total control that comes with being high
don't soak your shit in chemicals and it won't do that. i would very much question your source and maybe get a toxicity screen from a medical professional. that shit is wrong.
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>Tfw can't sleep like a normal person
>Smoking weed helps and gives me some of the best nights of sleep ever
>Don't have a connect anymore
How the fuck do people get new weed dealers when they move and shit?
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>>37394892
damn, i need some adderall now. thanks for the heads up.
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>>37395387
you should try to get some non-processed salvia divinorum. whole leaf would be best. Wesson strain is really unique when it gets you. would blow your fucking mind.
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>>37395904
go to a state (IF U.S. based) that hasn't outlawed private sales without receipt. and bingo, your gun, no one knows.
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I love weed. I make an easy $210 a week selling to the local college students.
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>>37397298
if the weed is what makes you robot-like "psychotic" and you DON'T smoke it. you are closer to normie who still clings to 20-30s era propaganda. and least stoned i give less of shit and laugh harder at your senseless bitching.
"I gonna drink till i shit a liver" probly won't remember this when i'm eighty cuz i don't choose a suicide for recreation.
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>>37397573
dumber than shit brick.
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>>37394201
How do people grow weed in the woods? Like how do you transfer small plants from your house to the woods. You can't just carry a fucking pot.
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>>37397662
tfw your entire post everytime
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>>37397936
and even though you can brew your own beer, you probably still pay it you retard. you wanna have fun, make it yourself or STFU! making most really good basic substances is childs chem. Brewing...pssshhhh. If you can't grow a plant i hope you never procreate. not enough time to care to get free-high? your offspring are doomed.
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>>37397976
grow up and actually move out your dying parents home that don't want you there. plenty of places it as quick as going into a corner store to get a pack of smokes.
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>>37398961
Weed can cause people who a re predisposed to schizophrenia to develop symptoms.
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I'm out of weed and don't know when I'll ever be able to smoke again, kill me
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>>37399231
Why the hostility?

Orginal
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>>37398495
31 here. my wife loves emeralds set on silver. so i like to go to a major city vaping on the way, normally a ~1ish hour drive. and will spend all day looking for the next piece to go with her 12 year collection. one for every year of marriage. i wasn't able to do it in the military cuz muh pay was shit. But i got make for up it on our fifth. Hid all 5 in the Preggo sauce jar that i asked her to put in pan to help while i set the table for our dinner. Yes oddly, spaghetti. Now before that hate (and not really to stop it) anyone else have 10 years of diagnosed TBI, PTSD, and Shcizophernia? pretty normie before military, getting there again, but the in-between is the reason why my wife deserves more than anyone i personally have ever known. I would have left me. No turning back. she didn't.
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>>37399343
love your conjecture and psuedo science. As long as you believe......
your just fucking ignorant. and a propaganda shill.
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>>37399419
Look it up you schizonigger. The point isn't that it causes schizophrenia, but that it can cause it to develop earlier.
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>tfw you're high and you realize just how autistic your behavior actually is
Weed made everything a lot better for me because now I just stay inside when I can and bother people as little as possible.
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>>37399456
you have to be shitting me right? you're openly asking with *Insert country here so it's easier to use backdoors that your country uses openly*. You really wanna be prison-raped. Am i missing something?
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>>37399549
I believe you are missing a functional brain and basic reading comprehension
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>>37399509
BULL FUCKING SHIT. if you read more than 4chan you'd actually feel like the shit for brains that believes that non-sense. fucking propagantard.
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>>37399574
Bulgaria.... don't think they know how to use the term legal and *any name for cannabis that is recreational* period. there is no "UGGG medicinal!?!" defense. you get caught. you are on your way to instant rape. and it's the internet, anon status is a fucking meme. and inb4 wizard says v.p.n.... not anymore net nuetrality lost and a lot of other protections with it, that being said the "lost" ones were mostly inferred but not actually usable to save your ass if you fuck up with child porn or any of that shit.
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>>37399689
Are you the guy with schizophrenia? You have some word salad going on man, im just desperate as hell to get high.
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Next he'll say !FREEDOM= AMERCA. freedom is concept of being allowed to do generally more shit ppl don't like than countries who shun it. Lived it dickface. How many countries you traveled. If you had more fingers you could count mine. But seeing as how you can't see your toes. You'll never know.
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>>37399758
but doing it over the internet. not risking my freedom that way. I fought for mine and alot of other ppls. they can waste it, wtf ever. I dream of combat all night and slightly shiver all day if a sound is sudden and loud enough. don't man, not here, it's not worth it. i only care right cuz stoned.
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>>37394763
Just smoked like three bongs laced with tobacco. I don't usually smoke cigs so th ehigh is pretty intense. Currently cooking baked beans that I'll mix with some leftover pasta. Yum!

>tfw I enjoy going into my personal hell of insecurity

It only gets worse the more you try to ignore it. Be a hero and face it dead on until it's just a joke.

>>37395432
It's a fucking leaf.

>>37397011
>craigstlist
>420

alternatively, just ask a car guard or a pizza delivery guy.

>>37397600
it's the best. Not muslim but can't smoke when i go to my parent's place. When i come back after like two months I hit bongs until I my body starts tremoring and I start seeing shit. My tolerence goes way up and I can never get that high again until a two month t break.

>>37399647
legitimately makes me less autistic
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If your offended by my comments, oops. I love to argue a point and the conversations here, i can't find anywhere else. not this quality as constantly with so many retards in the mix. just absolute tiddies for me sometimes.
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>>37399821
my wife wanted to add some lavender to some shitty brick weed and i love it. it will make the shit turn into a delicacy. I've dried and added chocolate mint, spearmint (too much imo), rose pedals, and sometimes i'll try the random mix with something i know isn't toxic. Don't give a shit about smoke inhalation just can't stand some ships of mexi-brick. Bleh. so i spice it up. Chocolate mint and salvia, takes the shit taste right out. only way my wife would smoke it.
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>>37394201
I am fortunate enough to get my supply from my dad. I will say that based on experience, moderation is the key. Smoking too much is a waste.
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>>37399948
Are you muslimbro? Does lavender change the high in any way? I've mixed different tea leaves a few times. I really like the aroma it produces.
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>>37400039
TIDDIES!!!! Finally some else goes for gold. thankyou for your support in my efforts combat shitty weed. It shouldn't taste bad anough to need to do it, but if it does. You know what to do now. Rosemary was another of my wifes faves with shit weed. A bit much on the floral notes for me but i still smoke it if it would taste like shit otherwise. also this taste option works well when your down to your resin from the pipe or what have you. Don't like the tar taste? Mother nature gots you covered, just add *insert really good smelling herb here* future your welcomes to all it applies.
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>>37400104
not the high just the taste and it stays on your breath for a while and make ppl not repulsed to smell it as long as you don't have garbage mouth. I don't recommend breathing in anyone's face unless you want proof and they don't mind. I would knock your teeth out for it i got bombed by it. fucking rude. but i smell on my wifes for while after. one of my fave sentences i've heard from her to date it. i love it when you dick smells like rosemary when i'm done. Just fucking tiddies. *makes me conscious that it hasn't happened in a while.* i need to get some more rosemary seeds.
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>>37394201
hell yeah man. I just smoked some kief I got from a lot of different strains. high off my ass right now. so happy and content with life. all you retards who don't smoke weed or at least drink or something aren't doing the whole loner thing properly.
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>>37400104
also no on the muslim. i'm an Ameribro. atheist from 8 years old. just can't get past kek when i think anything serious about religious beliefs. if HAVE to believe to get the gold star then why set it up as though you have a choice how to win? i don't like games i gotta win only one way. i also enjoy seeing how the end is before i invest too much time in the story, not really an option in this game so i guess i just have to side quest till something comes up.
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>>37400231
fuck loner shit. that was el terrible. grown up life= much tiddies. plus my wife has titties. i get the best of both.
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>>37394724
it was that way for me in the beginning too. just smoke less and keep at it. there's a hurdle you have to get over and then it feels amazing forever.
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>>37394763
Yeah it just makes me miserable, I smoked for years every single day and when I was like 22 I didn't for a weekend, when I smoked again after that I just got super depressed and anxious. Smoked a bit more habitually and would just get super anxious and down about my life so stopped. I'll smoke every so often once in a blue moon, I've enjoyed it a couple times when a good time was to be had but it doesn't work to chill for me, I just freak out.
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>smoked 3 (vaporizer) bowls of 35% THC blue dream

Oh my god this was the best idea
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>>37400275
much easier albeit probably a new concept for the turd but i seriously recommend my earlier post to empty his vag of his benis and learn to ride it.
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>>37400299
oh god I smoked blue dream too. that shit is just too much. I can't believe you vaped it.
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>>37400363
I can't smoke since I have severe baby lungs, I have a really good (has stood up to literally 3 yrs of daily use so far) herb vaporizer and its just the best shit imaginable
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>>37400295
without the risk of jail-time i bet your side effect slides further away. i don't get paranoid just *aware* that i need to keep my shit together to not instigate getting caught when i was not protected. now? fugg it. only had issues when i got complacent. stopped doing it. instant tiddies.
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>>37400382
nice. I just use a bong. old school
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>>37394724
Uh, i dont think what you smoked was weed.
Sounds like your shit was laced or something.
Glad weed is legal in my state.
It sucks having to go outside and talk to counter people for weed, but it is alot safer, and i can actually get quality stuff.

Anyway im going to smoke a few bowls and then go for a walk.
I want to go out and get some snacks before it gets to be daytime.
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>>37394201
>Woah bro degeneracy is cool dude
>Need drugs to feel good bro
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>>37400415
I use my vaporizer with a bong because I'm basically a wizard or something. its the best
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>>37400478
>deep space 9
>not Enterprise or the original series
Terrible taste, also bongs are a waste of fucking money and are a scam.
I smoked using a pipe or joint papers for years before i bought a bong.
And it didnt make any noticeable difference, plus it was a huge fucking hassle to maintain.
Sold it on ebay to get my money back 3 months ago and im back to using my pipe.
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>>37400415
how the fuck is that old school, that is almost the bare standard. only exception is when your basement dwelling is also part of strict (normally reefer madness belief or "oh god everyone will know!') type parenting. i was there. only restriction i had when they found out was, not at their house ever, and we won't get outta jail for weed or other drugs. although my uncle calls 10+ times a year from the drunk tank and it's all hands on deck for that crap-basket.
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>>37400537
>Liking Enterprise
>Saying other people have terrible taste

What in fuck

Also I have no idea what your problem is w/ bongs, honestly. Its just an extra filter and its a nicer way to take in vapor from the vaporizer, that's all. The only "maintenance" is cleaning it out occasionally with epsom salt and water
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>>37400461
pre-dawn bake, nice... although, it's only because your effort to attain translucent skin will never work with direct sunlight right?
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>>37400478
ah I see you're a man of culture aswell. I really wanna show you my crazy setup too but the max file size is 2mb so I can't
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>>37400461
I live in Seattle and I'm doin the same damn thing, its so good.

Do you have a favorite store? I like Lux in Ballard
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>>37400569
My bong got to be fucking putrid every 3 or so days while with my pipe i only had to clean every month.
Also my bong cant fit in my sink so i had to use my bath to fill it for cleaning or smoking.
Another thing is I find that having that extra filter just didnt really make a difference for me.

>>37400591
Ferengi are the jews of star trek.
I have to say that i liked the episodes with quark though.

>>37400594
What the hell are you talking about?
Youre on another level of high shitposting.
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>>37400648
Oh, well, I'm vaporizing with it, not burning with it, so the amount of residue I produce is basically 0 in comparison to gross ass smoke.
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>>37400646
Haha i have the same place in my town.
Im straight south of you in california.
I dont like running into the dude bro highschoolers when i go to pick up my product, but its the cost of living on the west coast.
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>>37397313
$15- $20

t. Actual hood nigga
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>>37400683
Ballard is pretty much young hipsters so I fit in just fine when I go to my store desu
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>>37397313
7 to 12 dollars. 7 being mids, 12 being top shelf. If you're paying more you're getting ripped off, at least if you're living in a legalized state. Illegal shouldn't be more than 15.
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>>37400607
you do realize the reason you are supposed to just use the vape right? if you filter through a low temp medium the Vapors of the compounds condense when interacting with said medium causing it to condense back to a liquid and you ultimately waste every bit of that now condensed liquid cause it's now floating on top of your water or stuck in your cotton filter whatever it is that is in between the vaping coil and your lungs. the direct route= no unnecessary wasting of that sweet nectar. plus you get more tiddies.
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>>37400687
Hahaha dont listen to this dumb shithead.
15 or 20 for a fucking gram is extortion.
Just use the med shops, if youre forced to buy from trappers you WILL get cheated.
I once paid 40 dollars for fucking shake.
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>>37400703
How come DS9 was so fucking good holy shit
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>>37400693
Cuz youre a young normie hipster.
Yea thats nice.
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>>37400729
I'm having a >tfw you'll never get stoned and walk the promenade feeling rn
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>>37400748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crpUHa9_pJ0

Literally nothing in Enterprise or TOS gets anywhere close to this sorry my dude. DS9 rules.
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>>37400706
>>37400722
This.
I live in a legal state but these guys are both correct.
Though like the other anon suggested youre better off moving to a legal state and buying from shops.
If not that then use the deep web.
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>>37400729
star trek< stargate sg1 shit was right outta of a dream. hope we do one day find some weird as shit leftover alien tech. would provide me tiddies to infinity.
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>>37400782
the infinite tiddy....
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>>37400792
oh the feels to be had.
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>>37400808
I'm the ds9 person and i love sg1 but its just goofy and fun, ds9 has way, way better drama
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>>37400274
says the guy on /r9k/
and might I add originally
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>>37394201
Because I'm not a loser that needs drugs to feel better about themself.
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>>37400718
I smoke bowls dude. I don't vape through my bongerino
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>>37400808
oh i'm not arguing that at all. and never really get's better. but i got trauma from my dad loving it so much i had to shift my view or give up on life. just the concept to me seems more probable than living a star trek life. plus fuck space govt. i'm not a soldier anymore and won't con me back into it either. stopped asking when was doctors told them about my brain shattering.
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>>37394201
>smoked a 1/4 a day from 18-31
>quit overnight
>never smoked weed again

I hate being stoned. I hate their laziness. I'm still a NEET but fuck them. I'm trying to make my life better. Stoners are happy with the shitty status qou. They're cucks.
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>>37400718
You're confused, dude. its a herb vaporizer.
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>>37400854
yeah but what I'm saying is that if you're a NEET loser anyway might aswell be high all the time
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>>37400838
then i bet you will never feel as good as i choose to.
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>>37394201
>just found a nug on my bed after giving up and thinking I was dry

This music just got a whole lot trippier.
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>>37400823
gotta wait for my phone to charge to get the tiddies to show. and i think i got a booty in there too. should share when phone powers? legit not gross unless repressed. and even then, you would pass on free origitiddies? when i find a suitable mask she says she will allow video so here's to the future...i am picky so could a take small time allotment to find a mask we agree on. For some reason i keep picturing her in the mask from The Last Airbender when the antognist kid was the blue demon. i would like to see how fappable the content would be to outside opinions.
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>not doing suboxone to forget your troubles
The good part about suboxone is it lasts a long time.
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>>37400975
>suboxone
Did you use to be a heroin addict or something? Nobody actually does this drug recreationally do they??
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>>37400987
I used to be a polydrug addict:
- Crack on the weekends, I'd cook my own
- And black tar heroin
Then I got on methadone,
then switched to subs.
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>>37401010
That's a fucking nightmare. I'll stick to weed, I think!!
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>>37400992
I'll bet it is. Whatcha makin'?
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>>37401024
Believe it or not, it actually helped my productivity and removed all the autism. Off a 7 year habit I had no bad consequences at all really. I only stopped for my partner.
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>>37400864
hint hint. still VAPOR retard. meaning has been vaporized from a liquid to a gaseous state with introduction of HEAT. heat=equal vapor <---- *see*
then introduction of low relative temp to vapor medium causes condensation. you do know how rain works right. whole cycle of shit. your pretty doing in high fucking speed but added the effect you think it's better. well the liquid rain goes down. never will it go up unless as vapor or negative pressure on the topside surface area. so again, when you filter* your vape your adding it to your bong walls and fluid. i bet your brainstorming session are mare akin to shitstorming huh? tfw you just been tiddied.
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>>37401066
You're an absolute moron dude. And I thought I was stoned
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>>37400992
you deserve some tiddies my friend. not a full kek, but good kekle.
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>>37394201
Degenerate loser. Keep sedated like they want and do nothing. You're not helping us at all.
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>>37394201
My friend Lucy is over. Come back later, Mary.
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>>37401135
Not introducing your friends .
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>>37401149
That sounds hilarious.
Post that on soundcloud.
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>>37401076
holy shit, -1 more for society in general cuz 4th grade science doesn't seem mandatory anymore when you find yourself stumped into how isn't being understood. YES you are vaporizing solid matter i get that. but all this shit i said is still 100% tiddies. your high comes from terpenes and oils. all a liquid oil base. it's why you can wash it with ISO to get a barbaric extract. the alcohol absorbes the oils from the plant and when the alchy is no more only extract is left. the problem with your magical "i smoke it better/wizard* is a basic thermodynamic concept. Anyone else care. i'm outta tiddies for this one.
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Heres a good enough reason
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>>37394201
1. I don't have a hookup
2. I don't like weed

I hope that answers your question
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>>37401251
Yeah i dont go out much, what the fuck does tiddies mean?
I mean in the context you were saying it?
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>>37401122
neither are you shit stain. been to war to fight for that sultry tongue. no? don't suprise me at all. although you might think your neck beard ass can't cuz wouldn't want you. wait for an engagement to start up again and i bet you couldn't walk in the direction of a recruiter without being asked for your sig on dots. The most impressive thing i have encountered was 5'3" south american native who's arms were too short to properly use the M1A3 we had to use in basic. so they smuggled him an M4 for use at the range and he was damn good when his finger could reach the trigger.
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>>37401334
nothing substantial just something from me teens 10+ years ago. you might have missed it. wasn't big in the grand sense but stuck with me. i'm the only one with any tiddies left. everyone needs some. most women wish they had more, i wish they did too. I try to keep a head full of tiddies but the enormous ball of fuck that is >>37401076
>>37400864
>>37400607
and
>>37400478

and use tiddies almost analogous to way fuck can be used so widely. just tiddies are for a different subset of uses.
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>>37394201
When I smoked weed with my friends in high school I ended up telling them about how my dad died and almost having a breakdown while walking home so I'd rather not do that again
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>>37400966
tfw your offer of free origititties and origibum goes unaccepted.
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Just had a wake and bake feels so good.
Have 50 to spend on some more too.
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Me be in military....in my office....cant smoke.....how should I suicide?
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>>37402228
i never really thought about it when i was in. i didn't wanna not know how to stay alive, when i was gonna fucking need it. knew a few guys who had contact by base in states. but they never get away with it. dude... half-pay for 6 months, demotion, all the extra duties and details you get called for cuz now a shitbag cuz drug use while in service and infantry. I wouldn't fuck with it. i doubt you would actually have that whole shit storm hit you if you piss green. but no idea about your command structure. or how knotted their thongs stay pinchin them puss lips. when you do get to a lifestyle where you can. all worth it my man. plus gettin out such tiddy feels.
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>>37399505
Not that guy, but wannabe pharmafag with bipolar II. Any drug can exacerbate symptoms of mental illness if it's psychoactive. It's highly individual and depends on a multitude of factors, but it CAN have an effect. Just because it hasn't done anything but help you doesn't mean it couldn't harm him. I know you're schizo but not everyone is a shill.
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>>37395301
Nobody would go through the trouble of texting a guy who sells beer and waiting possible 4 hours until he wakes up and spending $20 on something that will last just a night and a few days unless it was even close to the affects of weed.
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>>37395432
When I didn't do drugs and was an insecure autistic virgin I thought the same way too
>>
First of all I don't have money, but also weed not only triggers my panic attacks, but it also makes them occur more frequently in general, and my anxiety comes back hard. It isn't just cause I smoke too much, I will often take just one solid hit and it makes me sperg the fuck out. It just isn't for some people. Also you need to be a normie or a wageslave to get any drugs. You need to be a normie to know drug dealers, and to order online you need to have moved out of mummy's house/dorms.
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Any coloradofags here? If I'm from out of state can i buy recreational weed there? Do you just have to show id like you do buying alcohol or is there more to it?
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>>37402507
i will submit some tiddies to the idea it can have effect on your psyche. one reason i do use it. but i have lot of one on one experience with alot different shades of schizo due to long as waits for my V.A. doctors to do something that day. From TX, AL, MO, NC,and LA (the state retards)
and even those who did use before schizo recognition in them, I have not heard anyone say that they felt anything close to clusterfuck in their heads i know they live with. It's kinda like saying that i can fully understand why i have this thought if i am stoned. But not stoned, not having a clear idea of why some shit just won't leave or come ups in my head, simply put it bothers me, and i say that, just cuz i got no way to relate you how bothered i am by it how nervous i get when i get real edgy cuz i just can't shut it out. but i am placing a proof burden in order to claim tiddies for something that the research is claiming it causes it directly or even helps to make it effective in that brain. I see more evidence personally that the brain can't maintain the stress of fighting it back subconsciously on its own anymore and it cuases a leak till damn breaks. I know that initial response give triggered feels all over, i was just a bit unmaintained when writing. I don't like hearing schizo cuz smoked plant. If it's there your fucked one day. Maybe not as bad as you think, or worse than you ever thought, but it's a crap shoot even with the ones who get with the cannabis use. I wholeheartedly will bestow those tiddies if/when proof can be had for the link.
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Anyone tried making a plastic bottle bong? How was it? Worth?
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>>37398961
>>37399505


'' I DO DRUGS!!! ISN'T THAT COOL???''
''Sorry, I prefer not to. It's just not for me.''
''FUCK YOU, FAGGOT! YOU'RE A DUMB RETARD!''
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>>37402880
you got the idea down right. Over 21, can prove it, you can has weed. Some cities have different amounts that can bought at once per visit and possibly,like Trinidad, just require you step off property limits and you can another 1/4. but only to an ounce per day max for outta state,kek sure "max" things is i haven't been to one that uses any kinda of logging system for knowing how many times you been where that day, they just look at it. normally show it twice. once to get to the counter. and once before they ever handle your order. get weed, pay for said weed, leave, smoke it in an area that it in the public view. most hotels have an area in their property limits where if you don't have a MJ smoking room you can do it there. Funny though, perfectly safe place at the days inn i was in and the other who wanted to smoke that night was still shy to come over the picnic table at the smoke area cuz she was skiddish. and it wasn't a "OMG volcano riddled neckbeard." type issue just the girl wasn't used to the openess. Me and spouse had some good talks for the night after she slid outta the shadows and decided "Fug it, i'm gonna smoke." probably also helps we are your standard looking Man, Woman, preteen only son family. can't find reason but tiddies anyways the sun is up...alot higher than i thought it was.
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>>37395652
i have autism tourretes
no friends online
2 irl
im 20
college drop out
i smoke weed to help relieve me of symptoms and for recreational purposes
u seem normie to me
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>>37399821
>legitimately makes me less autistic
helps me with that and my tourretes insomnia depression. some strains make anxiety worse tho but others dampen it
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>>37403268
post box glitched lost good response to dick-shit who thinks all the talk is purely bashing that guy cuz >>37403268
>''Sorry, I prefer not to. It's just not for me.''

when it was >>37394668
>>Father smoked weed
>>Triggered schizophrenia genetics
>I'm likely at risk, also drugs are a nono for me

fine with the no drugs, if no want. more for those who are retard that think it *triggered* a genetic condition. it just probably more convenient for father to blame weed than himself as shit. it just not the way it works, period. <---- bloody tiddies.
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>>37403211
yes i use a waterpuff that i got from amazon
it works just like a grav so it always gets me baked
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>>37403407
fuck me, *isn't in public view range.
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>>37394201
>not smoking catnip and pot
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>>37397313
~$15
if you wanna save cash ask for an 8th for $40 most guys will do it
>>
>>37394201

>it makes your eyes look like a sad dog
>going bald faster
>being slower at thinking overall
>it makes you old faster

I don't know senpai
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>>37403642
>>not smoking catnip and pot

because? i smoke all kinds of herbs for altered taste profiles with the grass. again to cover mexi-brick terrible taste. haven't tried catnip but i don't smell it almost at all even when i am bruising leaves. so i never got interested in that combo. but i wouldn't hesitate if i thought it would be good inhale tiddies.
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>>37394201
I wish I could, it seems like the easiest thing in the world considering 80% of the people I work with are stokers, but I'm an autistic mess and half of them are in their 20s/30s

I live in Colorado but it'll take 2 years for me to legally buy it and I have no idea if it'll still be available by then desu

Feels bad, what do I do?
>>
if only i knew how and where to buy it
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>>37397265
Where u from? Orego
>>
I just smoke cigarettes because I don't know anyone and can't find a dealer
>>
>grind hash
>melt with butter on spoon
>mix with yogurt, eat

high af for like 6 hours. hash is dirt cheap on the DN too. i stay high 24/7 for bennies
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>>37403865
the are whole US states with weed selling brick and mortar buildings. go there, find said store, the rest has been said, just read and breath. fi you figure it out i'll give you that last today's tiddy supply just for knowing what letters mean. barely even have to try. I'm being nice with the tiddy crumbs this time.
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>>37403865

Just get a shitty job in a factory. There's always stoners there.
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>>37404663
i made more contacts being ex military then i even suspecting dealt in little butthole of a town. Join the military. learn to do without, so when you do get to do it later the value of it's through the roof in your eyes.
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>>37394724

Sounds like you got too much and had a panic attack.
My brother doesn't enjoy it for the same reason, I couldn't find a small enough amount of weed to not make him feel bad. He likes drinking though, and alcohol just makes me sick so to each their own
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>>37394201
it's fun but the more often you smoke the more shallow the high gets
>>
>>37400975
damn I wish I could get that shit I had to get off h cold turkey
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I just got done smoking like my tenth bowl today.
Got 60 to spend on some more.
Feels great guys.
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>>37394201
i don't get paid until tomorrow or else i would be.

rip son
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>>37394201
because i dont have weed :(
>>
Would you guys give up smoking forever if you could have a qt virgin gf who is ultra conservative?
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>>37405980
sans ultra-conservanon
not even close,u shit-basket. now i do have a wife who was at one time a virgin until me. 30 yr old and she still rocks the early 20s look in physical appearance. plus all the other very lewd things that happen cuz we are both very open. the very next thing my wife wants is a random full body bondage (tied with rope which i can make into very neat aesthetics on her) anal dicking. plus tiddies to me. some came outta muh dick just thinking about it. so no would not give weed up. and i take it you are a festering cum-dumster of feels huh?
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>>37397976
>HOW DO OTHER ROBOTS SEEM TO HAVE ACCESS TO ALL THE DRUGS THEIR HEART DESIRSE

answer is they are not robots, phamalam

I hate these threads too

>why are you not doing something that requires having friends and connections, fellow robots?

fucking normies
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Just bowl a 60 bag of fireass purp and smoked it in some bong rips.
Feels amazing man.
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>>37398224
So much this. I used to smoke a lot so I can confirm. Then I cut back and only used to do it after a long days work and that was ok on my mentality. Now I do it once in a blue moon. Everything in moderation.
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>>37407259
>wife
>open to new experiences
>open legs for Chad
you got triggered by a post that wasn't even about you. Are you insecure about your wife? Her being a virgin doesn't mean she doesn't get wet for Chad when she's not with you. Keep projecting your insecurities, boi
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>>37407566
Jake? get your ugly ass outta here!?! Suprise last second tiddies.
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>>37407727
that would be valid but for the actual 24/7 ability and preference to just be around each other and our son and that has been that way for oh 10years a runnin now. Even without that she gets more jealous when i get hit on than her, which happens more often than not, so not fair to me. i guess when you've been btfo of your own delusional neet fake-trap b/g-f who is your basement neighbor you've never seen but could be neck-beard buddies, you know if it weren't for him asking for your benis you can't find, uggg recession when will it come back out, and him asking for things like he's a 10 year old girl to suit your 3dpd, cuz you can't have real woman. you know how i know. TIDDIES.
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>>37407941
couldn't make it 10 words into ur post. cancer gtfo this board.
>>
My dad and I always smoke together, it's a good bonding experience.

Everything is better stoned.
>>
>>37408024
oh robo-fag. when you learn how be more than pile of shit you will see how life can be better than your cheeto covered dick. try wrapping in vag or good manhole if you prefer. but only one thing to do if manage to have an O.D. gotaa find to suck it all of yourself. have without any tiddies. i'm sorry that was mean, i know tiddiesless is impossible.
>>
shit i'm losing it....now too much stoned. gotta find balance. and loving my lavender and rosemary scented puff office.
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>>37408172
i feel more retarded just reading your post
>>
Because I'm a poorfag that earns 250$ a month, I can't afford spending 20$ on a g right now
>>
>>37408268
>20 a g
Tell your dealer to go fuck themselves, spend 15 at most never settle for more
>>
>>37408249
lost the will of tiddies. be browsing, stay retarded.
>>
I live in WA state and have been smoking for nearly 7 years, and I'm 22 now. Every day smoker for most of that time, except when cleaning up for jobs. Now its legal and dispensaries are everywhere, friends parents smoke weed, hempfest is getting huge.
So tired of the it. Stoner culture is boring. When I hang out with smoker friends they just get high and don't know what else to do but video games, though it was like that before I quit. Theres only so many times I can get high with people and go walk around the same parks before it gets really fucking boring. Buddies gf is jobless, but cannot go outside or do anything without "getting high" right before. She doesn't even get high anymore, just needs it.
Its not weeds fault, just the local culture with the normalization of it. Weed is fantastic, but me and the people I know grew dependant from always having it around. It made it easy to throw away days because you feel good already and don't need to do shit. Also I feel like it affected my testosterone levels.
Exercise is just better for me lately. Getting high is boring, I wasted tons of money, and if I smoked today, my tolerance is now so low I'd probably have a panic attack.
Have fun with it but don't be like us, and ffs don't wake up and smoke just because. Its better as a reward.
>>
>>37399086
>chemicals

Everything is chemicals you fucking retard
>>
>smoked multiple times a day near daily for two years
>never have had a negative experience
>completely out for two weeks and none of my connections have any

This sucks dick. If only I was a pussy who experienced more intense anxiety while high this wouldn't be so bad
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>>37394201
Summers on the fritz again. I'm getting major summertime again.
>>
Should I have my gf give me some money so I can dope up?
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>mfw I can't afford weed
>>
I don't hate pot, but I hate potheads so much that it puts me off of the entire plant. I've tried it before and it was okay, I just don't understand why you niggers base your entire life around the substance.
>>
>>37394201
I have schizophrenia and was told that smoking is a terrible idea
>>
>>37408424
won't have problem. comes with having a life that doesn't depend on a set of constant "others". dude enjoy you for while. just do shit you really would like to do. I imagine you got the ability to go places with needed permission slip, sorry if that is taken as to offend. just a lot of *22 yr old* here can't get get to the store when they want. their moms and dads actually do stuff, for money, that isn't lewd. none of those things appeal to them. you do have a chance. those "others" who bore you cuz normalization. Get an original thought together and just go with it. keeps me busy.i been having a very stay here today thought scenario. so don't even be me today, go do something for your own fun.
>>
I'm on a break, all it does is make me tired now. I usually cut for 2 or 3 weeks, but this month I can't get a break...
>>
>>37409002
you fell for the old Federally regulated monotone meme. my 25 year field specialized psyche says "If you know your better with it (weed) i won't advise you to stop but i can't say, "keep doing it."" best mental health doc i have seen to date. took his time asked the kinda questions you know he asks because he knows this shit. up and down. was doing this shit for the V.A. before i was ever born. showed me how to get my tiddies back.
>>
>>37394201
>tfw when I spend 5 days of every week at a remote property
>all I do is maintain,collect wood and other groundskeeping
>the view is amazing,get paid in either high grade cannabis or money
>>
>>37409185
Got any actual proof?
>>
>>37409294
yes i got a printout of the session summary from every single one of the appointments over 7 years of treatment with him till i moved to AL 3 years ago. now living in missouri. be having own colorado land in about 4 at the min and 6 max months from now. i'll scan one in a minute.i'll try to make it juicy.
>>
>>37403211
I make those if I need something to smoke out of on a go. Harsh as fuck but hits like a brick. It's good when you don't have lots of weed.
>>
Don't smoke too much of it all the time.

Weed is a psychedelic, not an upper.

Joints over Blunts

Vaporizing will always be the best option

You mood may effect your high
>>
>>37409406
I don't want proof of him saying that
I want proof that it doesn't worse pschotic symptoms
>>
9 out of 10 times I was having a bad trip, made me extremely paranoid even when I was off its immediate effects (not high, just being sober being a regular smoker).

Dropped it, still have a vaporizer and 6 months old weed, that shit expires?
>>
>>37409581
If not stored in a good spot then it may dry up. It will be still use-able, but the quality of the high will be questionable
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well not all 7 years. from late '08 to early 13. i'll start you off at the end of what i had. when it was at best, objectionably better. i forgot this day in the records. this is when he tried to de-normie me to my face. I do now get what he was aiming for, but it missed by just enough. >printer driver sry for hold up >and forgot how long it takes to anon something like this.
>>
>>37409467
other than being me and am literal proof it doesn't with the worst shit i know anyone irl to have. >>37409467
>it doesn't worse pschotic symptoms
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>try to quit
>get high and fap to lolis again
>>
ya, he's gonna get himself cucked out of his job by writing it down. holy kek. some ppl can actually have a lot of life to tell them the truth. then the need to have it outwardly proven to him. also best case for proof i have is somewhere in the news section on marijuana.com read it say 3ish months ago. can't remember article title though. i think there something aniexty in the study too maybe that will help. Why you so worried about a proof. should be trying to get them tiddies.
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>>37409581
It's still good, smoke up
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