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Anonymous
2017-05-30 03:42:31 Post No.37367202
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Anonymous 2017-05-30 03:42:31 Post No. 37367202 [Report] [View this topic]

This body is true perfection, what a beauty.

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Anonymous 2017-05-30 03:43:45 Post No.37367229
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>>37367202
not thiccc enough

Anonymous 2017-05-30 03:44:21 Post No.37367245
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>>37367202
>prefers women to inject shit into their body

Anonymous 2017-05-30 03:44:49 Post No.37367261
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>>37367202
>perfection
Nah. She's got a roast like no other. Why do you think her underwear is so big? It's to quarantine her massive flaps.

Anonymous
Masturbation 2017-05-30 03:37:51 Post No.37367111
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Masturbation Anonymous 2017-05-30 03:37:51 Post No. 37367111 [Report] [View this topic]

Is masturbating 3 times a day too much?

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Anonymous 2017-05-30 03:38:33 Post No.37367122
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Anonymous 2017-05-30 03:38:33 Post No.37367122 [Report]

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America

Anonymous 2017-05-30 03:39:52 Post No.37367150
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Anonymous 2017-05-30 03:39:52 Post No.37367150 [Report]

>37367111
>Trips
>Guess that means trips in masturbating is cool.

Anonymous 2017-05-30 03:40:08 Post No.37367154
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>>37367122
and to the republic

Anonymous
2017-05-30 03:35:38 Post No.37367073
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Anonymous 2017-05-30 03:35:38 Post No. 37367073 [Report] [View this topic]

Where the fuck is my bf who will talk to me about jojo

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Anonymous 2017-05-30 03:36:51 Post No.37367098
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>>37367073
If youre male it could really hurt my image

Anonymous 2017-05-30 03:37:17 Post No.37367103
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>>37367098
Ofc i'm male anon

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>>37367103
Make this edit.
You know what it should be

Anonymous
2017-05-30 03:24:38 Post No.37366855
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Anonymous 2017-05-30 03:24:38 Post No. 37366855 [Report] [View this topic]

>My mom deleted my rare pepe folder

I need to restart from zero. Anyone feel like donating?

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Anonymous 2017-05-30 03:27:00 Post No.37366902
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>>37366855
Here's one of my personal favorites, treat him with care

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>>37366855
have a custom pepe
it comes with a (You)

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>>37366855
Heh, sure kiddo, you'll take this common pepe and enjoy it.

Anonymous
2017-05-30 03:23:21 Post No.37366830
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Anonymous 2017-05-30 03:23:21 Post No. 37366830 [Report] [View this topic]

"BLACKED your path*

Hello sir, we are volunteers for the local BBCWB, BBC without borders. We are collecting funds to fly in an African man to the sorority rush

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Anonymous 2017-05-30 03:26:37 Post No.37366894
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Turn 1260 degrees and walk away, I don't have any money

Anonymous 2017-05-30 03:27:21 Post No.37366910
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>>37366894
>1260 degrees
idiot, you would be facing the same way then

Anonymous 2017-05-30 03:28:11 Post No.37366933
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>>37366830
>sir.
Stop misgendering me fucking roasty stacies.
And take your AIDs ridden monkeys with you.

Anonymous
2017-05-30 03:01:08 Post No.37366334
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Anonymous 2017-05-30 03:01:08 Post No. 37366334 [Report] [View this topic]

Walk by and ignore him, or give him a quarter?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13071368

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Anonymous 2017-05-30 03:01:37 Post No.37366349
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>white
give a $1
>black
report to police

Anonymous 2017-05-30 03:06:03 Post No.37366457
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Tw2Pi1MCNg
I don't give them a dime because of shit like this.
most ""homeless"" are drunkard sociopaths

Anonymous 2017-05-30 03:06:22 Post No.37366463
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>>37366334
He looks like a junkie.
No thanks, I'll keep my cash.

Anonymous
2017-05-30 02:58:37 Post No.37366270
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Anonymous 2017-05-30 02:58:37 Post No. 37366270 [Report] [View this topic]

Giant Horse Cyst!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb__IDhdOuQ

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Anonymous 2017-05-30 03:05:30 Post No.37366440
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>>37366270
>actually get a little giddy when it becomes a geyser

Anonymous 2017-05-30 03:06:43 Post No.37366470
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Someone post this to /mlp/

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Man I'd love to pop that. Looks like a fun night.

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Past is innocent and beautiful 2017-05-30 02:57:07 Post No.37366236
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Past is innocent and beautiful Anonymous 2017-05-30 02:57:07 Post No. 37366236 [Report] [View this topic]

ITT: you describe your 16 year old-self and Now-self. Also if you want you can post a pic with censor of your 16 y/o version. I will start.
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>exclusive metalhead
>has lots of friends, goes out alot but never is an important person in the group
>gets drunk a lot and does stupid shit
>even had a gf for 2 weeks once (still v)
>le ebin mem
>9gag army xd

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>slave of imageboard culture
>misogyny
>insomniac
>uni all day, mmorpg al night, sleep on weekends
>/mu/tant
>no friends at all

So how did imageboard and animu culture improve your life, anon?

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Anonymous 2017-05-30 02:59:40 Post No.37366298
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>>37366236
>So how did imageboard and animu culture improve your life, anon?

Endless supply of people like you to make me feel better about myself

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>>37366298
so you find joy in other peoples misery?
truly /devilish/ anon

Anonymous 2017-05-30 03:05:10 Post No.37366433
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Plus you became mexican

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2017-05-30 02:53:12 Post No.37366143
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Anonymous 2017-05-30 02:53:12 Post No. 37366143 [Report] [View this topic]

Have you ever thought about starting a crime family?

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Anonymous 2017-05-30 02:55:20 Post No.37366193
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>>37366143
>you will never hear phil's bants for the first time ever again

Anonymous 2017-05-30 02:56:10 Post No.37366214
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For that I need to have a family or friends.

Anonymous 2017-05-30 02:56:56 Post No.37366229
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My dad tried and failed to be a drug dealer when I was a kid. Would not recommend.

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Anonymous 2017-05-30 02:48:44 Post No. 37366028 [Report] [View this topic]

post your desktop wallpapers, /r9k/

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Anonymous 2017-05-30 02:50:55 Post No.37366086
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version 1

Anonymous 2017-05-30 02:52:40 Post No.37366126
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>>37366086
version 2 (edited with branches)

(apparently it's more than 2MB so here's a direct link http://i.imgur.com/6UrB3td.jpg )

. 2017-05-30 02:53:42 Post No.37366156
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Why you already hacked my pc and know what it is

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Anonymous 2017-05-30 02:48:43 Post No. 37366026 [Report] [View this topic]

My cock is hard and I need to cum.

Where's my submissive sissy bitchboy to play with? I know you're out there.

A horny little slut who'll erp any time I feel like using him, no questions asked.

Maybe we can even chat and be friends, too.

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This is completely unacceptable, I NEED to shove my cock in a boy's throat RIGHT NOW.

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this sounds nice, how rough are you op?

Anonymous 2017-05-30 03:07:47 Post No.37366497
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I'm down. Give me your discord.

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Morbidly Obese Southern Man Shares The Truth of Why "Obese Acceptance" is Ultimately Harmful 2017-05-30 02:46:39 Post No.37365970
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Morbidly Obese Southern Man Shares The Truth of Why "Obese Acceptance" is Ultimately Harmful Anonymous 2017-05-30 02:46:39 Post No. 37365970 [Report] [View this topic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLVze3K7e4g

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Anonymous 2017-05-30 02:51:12 Post No.37366094
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Kudos to him I hope he loses weight. Same to all overweight people. I wish all of them could realize it's a serious health problem.

I'm not judging I'm an alcoholic, I recognize it's a problem but it's a similar struggle. We're slowly killing ourselves.

Anonymous 2017-05-30 02:59:14 Post No.37366285
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>>37366094

True. This dude is cool

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>>37365970
I've never met a fat person who has even come close to disputing this, but then again, I've never been to America.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-05-30 02:42:21 Post No. 37365863 [Report] [View this topic]

am i the only one who went to a high school where pretty much everyone was afraid of a few druggie chads who beat up anyone who looked at them funny and literally took the virginity of every single girl younger than them. This was exactly my school. Is this a common thing?

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Anonymous 2017-05-30 02:45:41 Post No.37365938
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>>37365863
I grew up far out in the country, everyone was afraid of the teachers/principals kids because they were related to everyone and could do as they please with absolutely no punishment

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>>37365863
Instead of Chads it was Paki gangbangers in my school with Shisha Pens and E-cigs

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>>37365938
sounds shitty m8, did they fuck literally every qt you talked to though?

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Anonymous 2017-05-30 02:39:53 Post No. 37365812 [Report] [View this topic]

What are some feasible ways to just be drunk through the entire work day without getting caught?

My job is is horrible and I'm on the brink of quitting, I need something to stall me just another month or so longer.

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Anonymous 2017-05-30 02:44:03 Post No.37365897
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nobody? please? i'm a desperate man.

Anonymous 2017-05-30 02:49:58 Post No.37366062
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Anonymous 2017-05-30 02:49:58 Post No.37366062 [Report]

drink and then go to work

what do you want us to say?

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Splash a shot or two of vodka into a 20oz soda, dumb dumb.

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Anonymous 2017-05-30 02:35:15 Post No. 37365718 [Report] [View this topic]

Daily reminder for all you dicklets

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Anonymous 2017-05-30 02:40:12 Post No.37365821
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>>37365718
Is there one that's more board accurate?

Perhaps titled "A man-pretending-to-be-a-woman's guide"

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>>37365718
my dick is 6 inches and i've made women cum multiple times during sex. I'm not disagreeing with this chart

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Anonymous 2017-05-30 02:41:12 Post No.37365840 [Report]

Why are people trying to get others depressed about dick size?

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible. Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/