What are some feasible ways to just be drunk through the entire

nobody? please? i'm a desperate man.

drink and then go to work

what do you want us to say?

Splash a shot or two of vodka into a 20oz soda, dumb dumb.

What is your job? I use to just add whiskey to tea or coffee at my old retail job.

>>37365812
What is the job first off?

>>37365812

A flask, cheap whiskey, and pacing your drinking.
All of this, of course, assuming that you can hold your alcohol. Mix with beer for amplified effect.

t. borderline alcoholic

yeah just hide it in a travel mug, make mixed drinks, something like that.

or just have a flask and drink in the bathroom

>>37366113
>>37366161
I'm in retail and have to deal with impatient people who give me attitudes and it always gets to my head and I take it personally. I can't help it.

You can't. Drunk people are easy to spot.

>>37365812
Haha, that reminds me of this guy I used to work with who always came in drunk and smelling like vomit.

>>37366231
You can't do it if that's what it is. You will stink of alcohol and people are going to see how you behave and notice you are drunk really quick. It's very easy to spot a drunk person when you are not drunk. If you get fired for being drunk on the job it could really fuck up all future employment opportunities.

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>>37366231
I work in a shitty hardware store/feed mill and all the customers are literal cranky old women and farmers who smell like shit 24/7 i feel you