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>high school
>raise hand in class to ask a genuine question
>the whole classroom falls silent and the teacher looks at me with wide eyes
>"that's the most I've ever heard Anon talk before!"
>everybody laughs
>the discussion turns into talking about other students that rarely talk
>then it further devolves into some other unrelated topic
>my original question is ignored and now everybody thinks I'm even weirder
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>call teacher mom
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>anon can you repeat what I was just saying?
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>A little louder please
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>magdump
>he's still charging
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Grab the nearest sharp implement and go for the eyes. Either I die the most badass way or I kill A MOTHERFUCKING BEAR WITH MY BEAR HANDS
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>>37396256
>Grab nearest sharp implement and go for the eyes. Either I die the most badass way or I kill A MOTHERFUCKING BEAR WITH MY BEAR HANDS
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>pattern of 1-2 people being killed by black bears every 2 years on average
>most common months are May - September
Someone is due soon. Will it be you?
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>the time ellipse has finished construction
>Loop of carbon fiber laced with uranium wire
>stasis chamber follows the loop, boosted by timed nuclear blasts from the rear acceleration disk
>30 years of nuclear boost will push the stasis chamber approaching light speed, but never reaching
>time dilatation occurs while nearing the limit of light speed
>prisoner #4488448 departed twords the Pleiades cluster just as the stasis chamber entered time dilation normalcy
>his mission is to deploy the seed bank of humanity into the first available host planet
>the sun has reached its final stage of life, roughly 40 years before extinction of the solar system
>the ark being constructed by the united factions is delayed by attacks from fringe countries clinging to existence
>nuclear exchanges are daily occurrences
>a final blow is delivered to the barbarian resistance as prisoner #4488448 leaves the kuiper belt
>all life has been destroyed by the anti mater reactor deployed by his loyal followers, a death cult buried within the crust of the earth
>his message was to deploy the reactor he designed before the ark could take advantage of the time ellipse
>the Ai controlling the ellipse was destroyed before the ark reached time dilation status
>it was limping straight from the sun, but now could never outrun the super nova
>destiny allowed prisoner #4488448 and the lone passenger of the time ellipse to be the last humans
>the lone passengers name is Esox
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Bump for (you) famalam? Continue?
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>Esox has been in slumber for 30 years in his time frame
>time dilation has warped that number into 9567 years
>his chamber is jettisoned from the ellipse in a planned rendezvous with the prisoners ship
>AI has been calculating the meeting point from an outer system satellite array
>Esox awakes to a hissing sound as his stasis chamber actuates
>he is orbiting a blue planet with land forms, spectrometer readings show oxygen
>Esox detects signals from the surface
>prisoner #4488448 has deployed the seed bank approximately 2000 years in the past, as far as he can tell from ship sensors
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Continue plz? Watching thread
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Why are traps everywhere now? 2017-05-31 06:35:02 Post No.37396062
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Why are traps everywhere now?
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Don't get me wrong, I've fallen for the feminine penis meme too but seriously the amount of traps now is ridiculous. Is it just me?
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Trannies post 10 times more than human beings.
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>>37396124
Please elaborate
[Original]niggers
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>>37396062
Its fucking disgusting and ruined this board, and you should feel ashamed for liking it
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Anyone here have shitty friends? I only have 3 friends and 2 of them are cool and I genuinely appreciate them but the other one is just a complete asshole to me..I've known him since kindergarten and since highschool he's been a complete dick to me..always making fun of me to make himself feel better..we're now in college and he's still the same..I only still hang out with him cause I know I'm his only friend but I'm just thinking of cutting him out completely..what do you lads think?
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>>37395625
Cut out the asshole, had one like that back in high school and completely dropped him after senior year. If you have to contemplate if your "friend" is really a friend, or just a bully, theyre not your friend.
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Tell him to stop annoying you or fuck off. If he really has been fucking with you for years, it's probably not gonna change anytime soon. Talk to him about it first, if he yells at you or some shit just say goodbye, who knows, maybe he didn't mean to hurt you.
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>talk to him about it
Literally dont do that, AT ALL. The way Op describes the friend, it's just some high school aquaintance. You dont have meaningful talks with the people you'll never see again
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helo id like to order gf
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helo gf service here what kind of gf?
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>>37395546
Helper, I already told you the last time he called that he isn't qualified for a gf. Tell him we can't send him a gf. Don't make me write you up again.
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>>37395546
Hey am mail gf
>>37395564
Shhut up stoooopid
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Friend (2001)
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>>37395293
What's it about anon? I've watched about 150 Korean movies but I've never heard about this one.
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>>37395293
Oh shit, is there anything more comfy than a korean gangster movie? Man, I have to watch this one again, it's been years.
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Train to Busan - check it
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>Twf normies ask you why you don't talk so you work up the courage to say something a few days later and they completely ignore you pretending you don't even exist.
Why do they do this?
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>>37394803
They're not doing it for you, they're doing it for them. What they meant was:
> Why are you weird, you make us uncomfortable, you should stop being weird because we don't like it
But you're not a normie, so you're not supposed to talk.
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>be the only white looking kid in my school
>(half white but look Aryan)
>this is in the U.S. too
>kids wouldnt talk to me because i was a gringo
>girls would talk to me alot and say im cute and ect
>spic males would get so blasted they'd hassle me
>forced to be a loner
>girls would ask why am i quite still
>get called a school shooter
>get called redneck cracker
>teachers would call me gringo
>life was a literal sitcom with me being the butt of every joke
>only friend i had was half ruskie half mexican who was so freakishly tall i felt like a midget
I live in a white area now and i cant relate to white people or girls, highschool was weird because i went from being undesirable to latinas to being center of attention to white girls.
But i was fucked from all those years.
I got called weird and mysterious, i just accepted im just meant to be alone.
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>>37395166
>I get attention from girls constantly
>I've accepted i'm meat to be alone
This is the state of r9k.
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Is Trump /one of us/? 2017-05-31 05:11:15 Post No.37394708
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>Trump returns to the White House this week just as he left -- lonely, angry and not happy with much of anyone. The presidency, Donald Trump is discovering, is not an easy or natural fit.
http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/30/opinions/trump-home-all-alone-borger/index.html
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>>37394708
He's a massive fucking retard is what he is
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fake news
fake polls
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>>37394785
fake scale
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>universe increasingly expanding at a faster rate
What is the universe expanding to? Can the universe expand forever?
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no
oregon state
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>>37394619
The universe is all there is so expanding into something is a bunk question. Things outside of the universe would still be the universe. Casue it's everything.
What you should otherwise say, rather simply, is the universe is expanding.
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>>37395797
How can it be expanding if there's nothing outside it to expand into?
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>tfw no nurturing and dominant gf to hold me tightly to assure me everything will be alright.
Some anon made a Zeemaps for robots, and while it's not specifically for gentle femdom it might be a place you could search for gfs. Or put your own marker down.
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2560398
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>>37394561
a robot to take care of would be real nice
reading around /r9k/ i see so many boys i feel sympathy for
i read about one that hears voices
i wanna hold his hand and reassure him everythings okay
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>>37394629
You grow all sorts of weird mental outliners by being a neet and away from people.
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>>37394690
i know anon, i gained a few mental quirks when i was a neet shut in. my mental health got to its worst like that.
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Does "nofap" work for femanons? What does it do for them?
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I dont know. Im too pathetic to try.
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>>37394554
Femanons aren't addicted to porn and can get sex easily
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sex (porn) and orgasm release similar feels for both males and females so I would imagine it would be beneficial if you do have a genuine problem with masturbation, same as quitting any addictive activity
the physical benefits of not ejaculating, not so much for obvious reasons
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Great oregano post op
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vuelvete chad
>pero no se puede >:(
por eso no tienes novia, por cuck derrotista.
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Yo quiero una novia
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I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day
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>>37394046
Hi kekyoin, I missed your past few posts, but I'm here now, always glad to see you
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>>37394046
Senpai you really do skip days wtf you were in the 40's like 10 days ago
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What do you guys think about putting one of those japanese slanted temple roofs on a regular western house?
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Help! I'm stuck home alone in a black out, what do?
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jeIq
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>>37394040
Prepare yourself for the possibility that your sensitive electronics got fried
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>>37394040
Dc?
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