helo id like to order gf

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helo gf service here what kind of gf?

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>>37395546

Helper, I already told you the last time he called that he isn't qualified for a gf. Tell him we can't send him a gf. Don't make me write you up again.

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>>37395546
Hey am mail gf
>>37395564
Shhut up stoooopid

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>>37395385
halo yes, does the succ cum included with gf?

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helo i'd liek to... helo?

h-helo?

plis i just wan a girlfren

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PdBrofCMZj8

>Tfw even school shooters get more girls than you do

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>>37395587
>>37395732

im sorry sirs we are experiensing a lot of calls rite now lots of peeple want gfs but theres only me to anser phone rite now

i apologies for the inconveniense

>>37395826
if i show my big dick can i move to the front of the line

>>37395385
>tfw read that as
>helo id lke toddler gf

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>>37395564
I accdently forget to feed the gfs. they all ded now

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I wel fine the grillfrens

>>37396237
i mean, that's basically what it says

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we ell we fine frens to grill wif

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>>37396267

DAMN IT HELPER! I TOLD YOU TO FEED THEM 3 TIMES A DAY!

YOU. ARE. FIRED!!!

>>37396298

NO! GO AWAY! YOU CAME CREEPING AROUND HERE YESTERDAY AND I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE! IF YOU COME BACK I'M CALLING THE COPS!

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>>37396449
What about my gf preorder? I paid extra for the limited edition...

can i hab sushi friendgirl no chocolade pls thx

>tfw these are the only types of threads to make me laugh

doing god's work anons